#686 RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh
The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then hosts a viewing party of "American Woman" at her soon-to-be-burgled house. Fun times? Somehow we still manage to have a good time recapping this silliness. Come listen!
1hr 3m Apr 18, 2018
1hr 3m
#685 PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls
Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Come join us as we recap another hilarious episode of "Vanderpump Rules," culminating in the biggest bombshell of 2018: Jax dumping Brittany! RAWT IN HELL JAX! Also, a man bun update.
1hr 31m Apr 17, 2018
1hr 31m
#684 RHOA: Lip Stink Battle
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
58m Apr 16, 2018
58m
#683 RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County
Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode "Naked Wasted." We had a blast - we hope you do too!!And remember that if you want to check out our live shows, go to watchwhatcrappens.com for ticket links!
1hr 29m Apr 16, 2018
1hr 29m
#682 SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol' Boy, Bye
Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and generally awesome episode, and we're here to recap all of it. Grab your Gentry throw blanket because we're fixin' to have some fun with this one...
1hr 31m Apr 13, 2018
1hr 31m
#682 RHONY: Uncool Runnings
Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, Bethenny barks at underlings, and LuAnn reminds us that Queen Latifah isn't REALLY a queen. In other words, it's spectacular TV.
1hr 15m Apr 12, 2018
1hr 15m
#680 RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don't Give a F**k
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber top. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco...
1hr 3m Apr 11, 2018
1hr 3m
#679 PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?
Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this week's "Vanderpump Rules." Join us for a recap of all these important issues. Plus, important Taco Bell news.
1hr 23m Apr 10, 2018
1hr 23m
#678 RHOA: No Bones About It
Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atla...
1hr 4m Apr 09, 2018
1hr 4m
#677 Southern Charm: Barbie Queued
Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same.This week's bonus is a chat about the RHOP premiere and the ending of Summer House. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvin...
1hr 16m Apr 06, 2018
1hr 16m
#676 RHONY: Supreme GaGaween
The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 21m Apr 06, 2018
1hr 21m
#675 RHOBH: Oktoberfestering
We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a biergarten. Plus, important hollandaise updates and the new RHONY taglines. Come join!
1hr 29m Apr 05, 2018
1hr 29m
#674 Crappens Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk
Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his very own mystery party involving pillows by a hot tub. Thanks for the great times, DC! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San F...
1hr 35m Apr 04, 2018
1hr 35m
#673 RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra
The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You def have to listen...
1hr 27m Apr 02, 2018
1hr 27m
#672 Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell
The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O'Donnell. We look fondly at "Vanderpump Rules" over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series like "Kell on Earth." Stick around for "Crappens Mailbag" when the wheels truly, truly come off.
1hr 35m Mar 30, 2018
1hr 35m
#671 SummerHouse: Drunk In Love
Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weekend in the "Summer House." Check out our recap!
48m Mar 29, 2018
48m
#670 RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remember NANNY K!!?!?" fight, and we couldn't be more grateful. This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoe...
1hr 8m Mar 28, 2018
1hr 8m
#669 PumpRules: Bottle Episode
The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode.
1hr 36m Mar 27, 2018
1hr 36m
#668 RHOA: The Daly Showed!
Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win.This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find tic...
56m Mar 26, 2018
56m
#667: Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!
In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. Thanks for the amazing night you gave us, Detroit! Enjoy!This week's bonus is a chat about Las Vegas, old people at the gym, and the first two parts of the Married to Medicine Reunion. To hear it, become a premium ...
1hr 46m Mar 25, 2018
1hr 46m
#666 Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN
This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoe...
1hr 3m Mar 22, 2018
1hr 3m
#665 RHOBH: Séance Anything
Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."
1hr 23m Mar 21, 2018
1hr 23m
#664 Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck
Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy!This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ...
1hr 37m Mar 20, 2018
1hr 37m
#663 RHOA: Joking Hazard
Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta!
1hr 10m Mar 20, 2018
1hr 10m
#662 RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)
We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all covered. So grab your Camille Cocktail and get ready for a rocky, rowdy, and hilarious trip down Ma...
2hr 6m Mar 16, 2018
2hr 6m
#661 SummerHouse: Happily Everett After
It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama.
50m Mar 15, 2018
50m
#660 RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby. This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at ...
1hr 42m Mar 14, 2018
1hr 42m
#659 PumpRules: Creepy Controversy
"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero. Who to believe? Maybe they're all right? Here's one thing we can all agree on: Brit is doing too much for Jax's birthday. If you don'...
1hr 31m Mar 13, 2018
1hr 31m
#658 RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women?  This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 16m Mar 12, 2018
1hr 16m
#657 Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures
Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhat...
1hr 32m Mar 09, 2018
1hr 32m
#656 Summer House: Carlbellion
The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy!This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
59m Mar 08, 2018
59m
#655 RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag
Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego. It's a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're recapping every inch of it. Grab your ball gags - we're gettin' freaky!
1hr 25m Mar 08, 2018
1hr 25m
#654 PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas
Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy!This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 5m Mar 06, 2018
1hr 5m
Untitled Episode
Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us. Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables, cowboy hats. You know, the good stuff. Don't forget to subscribe, and please tell your friends too!
1hr 9m Mar 06, 2018
1hr 9m
#652: RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive
The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame). We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only two minutes of video - but hey, that's what "Watch What Crappens" is all about. Afterwards, we have fun in the Crappens Mailbag where we disc...
1hr 28m Mar 03, 2018
1hr 28m
#651 SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day
Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest madness! And be sure to tell all your friends about the podcast! Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 11m Mar 01, 2018
1hr 11m
#650 RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy!This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston...
1hr 22m Feb 28, 2018
1hr 22m
#649 PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals
Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it!
1hr 51m Feb 28, 2018
1hr 51m
#648 RHOA: Unwelcome Mat
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat.This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 11m Feb 27, 2018
1hr 11m
#647 Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?
This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on what it means to be podcasters. For a really long time. This week's bonus is about our trip to NYC for our live show at the Bowery Ballroom and the hilarious Geraldines that made...
1hr 40m Feb 23, 2018
1hr 40m
#646 RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina
This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It's a magnificent carousel of self-pity and accusations, and we're here to recap it all! Be sure to buy tickets to our live shows at watchwhatcrappens.com!
1hr 18m Feb 22, 2018
1hr 18m
#645 PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES
Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to visit watchwhatcrappens.com !
1hr 48m Feb 21, 2018
1hr 48m
#644 SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head
Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness!
1hr 14m Feb 20, 2018
1hr 14m
#643 RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane
**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episodes and premium extras, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 23m Feb 19, 2018
1hr 23m
#642 TopChef: Elevated Cuisine
"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap!
1hr 8m Feb 16, 2018
1hr 8m
#641 Summer House: Carltastrophe
This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 3m Feb 15, 2018
1hr 3m
#640 RHOBH: Wrecks and the City
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at wa...
1hr 14m Feb 14, 2018
1hr 14m
#639 PumpRules: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To
Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa's doghouse and out of her dog event. Will she ever forgive him? Come check out our recap, and be sure to subscribe to the show wherever podcasts are available!
1hr 17m Feb 14, 2018
1hr 17m
#638 RHOA: Where's The Beef?
The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herself as a date. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, ...
1hr 4m Feb 12, 2018
1hr 4m
#637 Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!
Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 12m Feb 09, 2018
1hr 12m