3410: #3410 RHOA S17E11: The Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing
Dennis gives Porsha a ring back on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Pinky seeks counceling from Montel Jordan because… why not? Insert “this is how we do it” joke here. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ron...
1hr 14m Jun 15
1hr 14m
3409: #3409 The Valley S3E11: On Her Majesty’s Secret Meal Train Service
Schwartz holds a 007 party on The Valley that feels more like junk bond than James Bond. Kind of makes you pine for the glory days when everyone would gather around the dust outline of Zack’s missing Monster fridge.  Oh wait, that was last week.  Either way, Nia’s flop meal train becomes a litmus test of Christianity, and Janet poses a question that leaves Luke flummoxed. To watch this recap o...
1hr 4m Jun 11
1hr 4m
3408: #3408 Southern Hospitality S4E15 Part 2: Time To Close The Tab
This is part 2 of 2 We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...
43m Jun 11
43m
3407: #3407 Southern Hospitality S4E15: Time To Close The Tab
This is part 1 of 2 We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (...
46m Jun 11
46m
3406: #3406 In the City S1E4 : Murk it Girl!
In The City again features Kenny making an ass out of himself while defending against the use of his own words against him. Sure, he said he feels zero spark with the dummy who just crossed the country to be with him, but he never said the word murky, dammit! YOU WILL ALL PAY! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
45m Jun 10
45m
3405: #3405 Summer House S10E19 Part 2: How The West Was Spun
This is part 2 of 2 Summer House wraps up its emotional reunion with stammers from West, protests from Amanda, and grilling from Lindsay. There’s little learning but much squirming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
46m Jun 10
46m
3404: #3404 Summer House S10E19 Part 1: How The West Was Spun
This is part one of a 2-part recap Summer House wraps up its emotional reunion with stammers from West, protests from Amanda, and grilling from Lindsay. There’s little learning but much squirming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...
53m Jun 10
53m
3403: #3403 Below Deck Med S11E01 Part Two: Douche Battle
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Med is back, and this time the bromance is dead as Joe and Nathan return to battle over the deck. Will there be a winner, or will the new French Chef out drama everyone? My bet’s on her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...
48m Jun 09
48m
#3402 Below Deck Med S11E01 Part One: Douche Battle
This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Med is back, and this time the bromance is dead as Joe and Nathan return to battle over the deck. Will there be a winner, or will the new French Chef out drama everyone? My bet’s on her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...
48m Jun 09
48m
3401: #3401 Crappy Hour Crappy Hour 6/8: Summer House Smoke
Bravo headlines are back on our radar. This week we’re just trying to get over West spitting in Amanda’s mouth. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) and http://youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http:/...
45m Jun 09
45m
3400: #3400 RHORI S1E11 Part Two: Arabian Slights
This is part 2 of 2 Rulla as an Arabian Nights themed party on Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and she’s immediately looking for a magic carpet to ride her the hell out of there when her husband’s latest cheating video surfaces. Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...
45m Jun 08
45m
3399: #3399 RHORI S1E11 Part One: Arabian Slights
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap Rulla as an Arabian Nights themed party on Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and she’s immediately looking for a magic carpet to ride her the hell out of there when her husband’s latest cheating video surfaces. Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com...
47m Jun 08
47m
3398: #3398 RHOA S17E10: Oh Say Can You Flee
Drew gets a chance to sing the national anthem on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but she’s not getting freedom from her beef from K Michelle. God Bless America. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Inst...
1hr 13m Jun 08
1hr 13m
3397: #3397 Southern Hospitality S4E14: Bananas Republic
The Southern Hospitality reunion beings with some squabbling leftover from the season finale Molly is still denying she did anything worth getting fired over, despite everyone agreeing that she sucked at her job even worse than she sucks at creating fake storylines at this current job. Emmy has a couple of fits about her man, but she saves the dry tear and hyperventilating for the microaggressi...
1hr 27m Jun 04
1hr 27m
3396: #3396 The Valley S3E10 Part Two: Monsters and Critics
This is part 2 of 2 Zach loses his Momster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch this recap on...
51m Jun 04
51m
3395: #3395 The Valley S3E10 Part One: Monsters and Critics
This is part one of a 2-part recap Zach loses his Monster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watc...
49m Jun 04
49m
3394: #3394 Summer House S10E18 Part Two: Simply the West + In The City
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Summer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting teed up,...
1hr 1m Jun 03
1hr 1m
3393: #3393 Summer House S10E18 Reunion Part 2 & In The City 0103: Simply the West + In The City
This is part one of a two-part recap! Summer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting tee...
1hr 2m Jun 03
1hr 2m
3392: #3392 Below Deck Down Under S04E18 Part Two: Sins and Sensability
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. (https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.) For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 ...
58m Jun 02
58m
3391: #3391 Below Deck Down Under S04E18: Sins and Sensability
This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3...
1hr 7m Jun 02
1hr 7m
3390: #3390 RHORI S1E10 Part Two: Homeless Not Truthless
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Liz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our ...
54m Jun 01
54m
3389: #3389 RHORI S1E10 Part One: Homeless Not Truthless
This is part one of a two-part recap! Liz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to...
58m Jun 01
58m
3388: #3388 RHOA S17E9 Part Two: Sasquatch What Happens
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Shamea and Angela attempt to broker a truce on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but predictably it goes sideways.  At least things are better on the Porsha and K Michelle front. Plus, Drew gives us a peek into her dysfunctional team. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://pat...
50m Jun 01
50m
3387: #3387 RHOA S17E09 Part One: Sasquatch What Happens
This is part one of a two-part recap Shamea and Angela attempt to broker a truce on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but predictably it goes sideways.  At least things are better on the Porsha and K Michelle front. Plus, Drew gives us a peek into her dysfunctional team. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http:/...
1hr 4m Jun 01
1hr 4m
3386: #3386 Southern Hospitality S4E13: You’ve Got Me Feeling Demotions
The Southern Hospitality season draws to a close with a demotion, a reconciliation, and maybe a firing. There’s a lot going on, but one thing is clear: no one is good at their job. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 ...
1hr 7m May 28
1hr 7m
#3385 The Valley S3E09 Part Two: Let Me Get This Off My Chest
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Brittany goes under the knife for a breast reduction on The Valley while Michelle tries to cut off a few hundred pounds of man baby attached to her. Plus, Lala and others flag Danny’s worrisome behavior to Nia, and she appreciates their concern. Just kidding! She shuts down the convo and accuses other people of being drunkards too.  Doesn’t help that Jasmine ac...
47m May 28
47m
3384: #3384 The Valley S3E09 Part One: Let Me Get This Off My Chest
This is part one of a two-part recap Brittany goes under the knife for a breast reduction on The Valley while Michelle tries to cut off a few hundred pounds of man baby attached to her. Plus, Lala and others flag Danny’s worrisome behavior to Nia, and she appreciates their concern. Just kidding! She shuts down the convo and accuses other people of being drunkards too.  Doesn’t help that Jasmin...
55m May 28
55m
3383: #3383 In the City S1E2 : Groan Central Station
Kenny’s fragile ego continues to tremble on In The City as Lindsay addresses the drama he’s whipped up in the group.  Also, Danielle bristles at slut shaming, and Amanda moves out. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 ...
1hr 14m May 28
1hr 14m
3382: #3382 Summer House S10E17 Part Two: A Wested Development
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Summer House begins its reunion and the cast charges out of the gate to slay the WesManda dragon. We even get to see the moment West discovers his dingaling has been leaked to the press from his “hacked” phone. He makes history by being a dick in two places at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Pat...
1hr 4m May 27
1hr 4m
3381: #3381 Summer House S10E17 Part One: A Wested Development
This is part one of an epic recap Summer House begins its reunion and the cast charges out of the gate to slay the WesManda dragon. We even get to see the moment West discovers his dingaling has been leaked to the press from his “hacked” phone. He makes history by being a dick in two places at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Pa...
1hr 18m May 27
1hr 18m
3380: #3380 Below Deck Down Under S04E17 Part Two: So Sous Me
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.c...
1hr 2m May 26
1hr 2m
3379: #3379 Below Deck Down Under S04E17 Part One: So Sous Me
This is part one of a two-part recap! Below Deck Down Under barrels towards the finale with Daisy and Ben going to war, and it’s glorious. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 3m May 26
1hr 3m
3378: #3378 Southern Hospitality S4E12: So Dot Demoted
Southern Hospitality celebrates Michols’ So Dot Gay cover with a demotion over email, rebuffed apologies from Grace Lilly, and a new entrant to Bravo’s ongoing Terrible Mother of the Decade contest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC...
1hr 17m May 21
1hr 17m
3377: #3377 The Valley S3E08 Part Two: What a Drag
This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go t...
45m May 21
45m
3376: #3376 The Valley S3E08 Part One: What a Drag
This is part one of a two-part recap The Valley tries to have fun on its drag night, but Danny ruins it almost as completely as he’s ruining his marriage. LaLa drags him, Janet offers Nia an apology, and Kristen is told to face that facts that her alliance can’t withstand this mess and she needs to step inTo watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go...
55m May 21
55m
3375: #3375 In the City S1E1: Time for the Fall
Bravo has spun off Summer House into a new show called In the City, which is the East Coast answer to The Valley. Get ready for a lot of dead end relationships and people making babies with losers they should never have even dated. We’re ready! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhat...
1hr 22m May 20
1hr 22m
3374: #3374 Summer House S10E16 Part Two: Time to SkiDaddle
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Kyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episo...
46m May 20
46m
3373: #3373 Summer House S10E16 Part One: Time to SkiDaddle
This is part one of a two-part recap Kyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus e...
44m May 20
44m
3372: #3372 Below Deck Down Under S04E16 Part Two: A Tiger Can’t Change Its Stripes
This is part 2 of 2 The men on Below Deck Down Under can’t get over themselves, and Jenna takes the blame for it, which we don’t like.  Meanwhile, Ben undermines Daisy with a whole fish fiasco. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Caba...
1hr 1m May 19
1hr 1m
3371: #3371 Below Deck Down Under S04E16 Part One: A Tiger Can’t Change Its Stripes
This is part one of a two-part recap The men on Below Deck Down Under can’t get over themselves, and Jenna takes the blame for it, which we don’t like.  Meanwhile, Ben undermines Daisy with a whole fish fiasco. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream ticket...
1hr 5m May 19
1hr 5m
3370: #3370 Crappy Hour Crappy Hour 5/18: Upfronts and Shoe Fights
It's another fun week of Bravo headlines. This week we are talking about Bravo's schedule announcements and Bethenny fighting with Dina's kid over shoes. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) and http://youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, g...
50m May 19
50m
3369: #3369 RHORI S1E08: It’s Hip To Be Square Footage
The Real Housewives of Rhode Island is stuffed with big scenes, starting with Alicia driving over a bridge, Jo-Ellen confronting her mother about neglect, and finally Rosie ejecting Kelsey from her house in a fit of square footage rage.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...
1hr 6m May 18
1hr 6m
3368: #3368 RHOA S17E07: Taking The Trip By The Rains
Cynthia’s big gala on The Real Housewives of Atlanta turns into a wet, hot mess after torrential downpours and stormy drama threatens to upend it all. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at wat...
1hr 18m May 18
1hr 18m
3367: #3367 Southern Hospitality S4E11: Drama in the DR
The cast of Southern Hospitality finishes their trip to the Dominican and returns to Charleston where Maddi and Grace finally have a face-to-face talk. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at wa...
1hr May 14
1hr
3366: #3366 The Valley S3E07 Part Two: Drag Him!
This is part 2 of 2 The mask continues to slide off Danny’s face as he leans into passive-aggression, condescension, and general rudeness on The Valley. But did he really think he could go toe to toe with Lala? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream ticket...
48m May 14
48m
3365: #3365 The Valley S3E07 Part One: Drag Him!
This is part one of a 2-part recap The mask continues to slide off Danny’s face as he leans into passive-aggression, condescension, and general rudeness on The Valley. But did he really think he could go toe to toe with Lala? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For li...
48m May 14
48m
3364: #3364 Summer House S10E15 Part 2: It’s All Downhill From Here
This is part 2 of a 2-parter On a ski-themed final weekend, Carl and Kyle get into a heated fight on Summer House, but maybe it’s Amanda’s furtive embrace of West that’s most notable. Come relive the dying embers of this marriage with us.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...
39m May 13
39m
3363: #3363 Summer House S10E15 Part 1: It’s All Downhill From Here
This is a part one of a 2-part recap On a ski-themed final weekend, Carl and Kyle get into a heated fight on Summer House, but maybe it’s Amanda’s furtive embrace of West that’s most notable. Come relive the dying embers of this marriage with us.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watch...
54m May 13
54m
3362: #3362 Below Deck Down Under S04E15 Part Two: Battle Barbie
This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under brings on a new stew, and she’s here to back Ellie up. It’s war! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find ...
52m May 12
52m
3361: #3361 Below Deck Down Under S04E15 Part One: Battle Barbie
This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under brings on a new stew, and she’s here to back Ellie up. It’s war! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find ...
49m May 12
49m