2434: #2434 The Valley S01E10: Zach Attack!(?)
The cast trip on The Valley (S01E10) continues, and Zach terrifies poor Janet when he pretends he’s going to show up on her Babymoon. We’re not sure where this is going, but one thing you can be sure of? Jax will call Brit an alchie every five minutes until we all believe it. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at...
59m May 22, 2024
59m
Listen Now: Blame it on the Fame: Milli Vanilli
When Frank Farian first laid eyes on Rob Pilatus and Fab Morvan, he saw everything he wasn’t. They were handsome, young, and Black. But Frank had something they didn’t. He had power. So, Frank offered them a devil’s bargain. Almost overnight, Milli Vanilli’s debut album went five times platinum and scored a Grammy nomination. But when the lie at the center of their success started to unravel, ...
4m May 22, 2024
4m
2433: #2433 Below Deck S11E16, part 2: Cabin Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
This is part 2! On Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
49m May 21, 2024
49m
2432: #2432 Below Deck S11E16, part 1: Cabin Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
This is part one of a two-parter On Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 5m May 21, 2024
1hr 5m
2431: #2431 RHONJ, Part 2 S14E03: Guys and Blowup Dolls
This is part 2 Joe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well. Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale around 29:00 minute mark. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com...
48m May 20, 2024
48m
2430: #2430 RHONJ, Part 1 S14E03: Guys and Blowup Dolls
This is part 1 of a two-parter Joe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well. Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch thi...
1hr 4m May 20, 2024
1hr 4m
2429: #2429 Summer House S08E13: Killing Me Not Softly
This week on Summer House (S08E13), the men are extra ridiculous, and the women don’t let any of their BS fly. Between Carl wanting more softness and Kyle wanting to cage Amanda, it’s enough to make our blood boil. Again. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 23m May 17, 2024
1hr 23m
2428: #2428 PumpRules S11E16 Part 2: Something About Hurt
This is part 2 It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)! Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala. Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
49m May 15, 2024
49m
2427: #2427 PumpRules S11E16 Part 1: Something About Hurt
This is part one! It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)! Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala. Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
59m May 15, 2024
59m
2426: #2426 The Valley S01E09: The Bad News Big Bears
It’s time for the cast trip on The Valley (S01E09) and everyone’s going except our mariposa Kristen. Too bad: she’s missing out on barfing, slapping, and other messy moments. Speaking of messy, standing ovation for Janet’s gays who put on the pantomime performance of the year. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at...
1hr 36m May 15, 2024
1hr 36m
2425: #2425 Below Deck S11E15 & Summer House MV S02E8: Paris is Burning (Bridges)
*This is part 2* Summer House MV starts at around 25:40 On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Wa...
47m May 14, 2024
47m
2424: #2424 Below Deck S11E15, Part 1: Paris is Burning (Bridges)
*This is part one of a two-part recap!* On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap ...
1hr 6m May 14, 2024
1hr 6m
2423: #2423 Crappy Hour Live 5/13/24: Kemsley Split, RHOBH Casting, Bravo Renewals, PumpRules Jo Gets Blocked
This week in Bravo news, RHOBH is filming and there are noobs and new splits. Tom Schwartz makes a block-y move on Jo right before the reunion airs, Bravo announces its renewed shows, and Andy Cohen is cleared of wrongdoing by…someone? We are live every other Monday on Instagram at 530 PST! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus...
54m May 14, 2024
54m
2422: #2422 RHONJ, Part 2 S14E02: Twit For Brains
*This is part 2 of 2* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwh...
59m May 13, 2024
59m
2421: #2421 RHONJ, Part 1 S14E02: Twit For Brains
*This is part 1 of a 2 parter* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.co...
1hr 4m May 13, 2024
1hr 4m
2420: #2420 Summer House S08E12: Passenger Princess
Poor Carl just can’t get any support this week on Summer House, at least that’s what he’s going to tell us over and over again until we believe it. Amanda tries to break the news to Kyle that she might possibly one day make a swimsuit and he sobs drunkenly and stomps around in a mullet. Not a great week for the men of Bravo. Yikes, boys. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens...
1hr 23m May 10, 2024
1hr 23m
2419: #2419 The Valley S2E08: Empath Ban!
Janet tries to flex her power by withholding invites from Kristen and Zach to her baby bachelorette trip this week on The Valley. Little does she know that…well, the audience kinda hates her and will never forgive her for trying to ban empaths. Good luck with all this, lady! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Pa...
1hr 27m May 09, 2024
1hr 27m
2418: #2418 PumpRules, Part 2: You In Danger Girl!
*This is part 2* Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana? We have so many questions! What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 3m May 08, 2024
1hr 3m
2417: #2417 PumpRules, Part 1: You In Danger Girl!
*This is part 1* Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana? We have so many questions! What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 6m May 08, 2024
1hr 6m
2416: #2416 Below Deck and Summer House MV: Of Gays and 5Ks
On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama. Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 35m May 07, 2024
1hr 35m
2415: #2415 RHONJ, Part 2: Off the Rails
*This is part 2* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues? And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus ...
50m May 06, 2024
50m
2414: #2414 RHONJ, Part 1: Off The Rails
*This is part one of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues? And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a vi...
1hr May 06, 2024
1hr
2413: #2413 Summer House: Mommy Issues
On Summer House (S08E11) Carl can’t hide that his parents don’t support his engagement… but maybe that was his plan all along? Either way, there are so many awkward encounters with Lindsay this episode that we’re just barely recovering. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patr...
1hr 29m May 03, 2024
1hr 29m
2412: #2412 The Valley Part Two: Expiration Dates
*This is part 2* This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://ar...
50m May 02, 2024
50m
2411: #2411 The Valley Part One: Expiration Dates
This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...
1hr 1m May 02, 2024
1hr 1m
2410: #2410 Crappy Hour Live 4/29/24: RHOBH and RHOM Casting Threats, RHONJ Blogger Disaster, Divorce by Bravo, and Biden Gets Jaxed!
It’s a big week for relationship endings on Bravo as Whitney Rose is rumored to be leaving her man, Alexia was left by hers, and Michelle Lally finds a new guy. Jax and Brittany were let into the White House, casting rumors about RHOM and RHOBH scared us, and the RHONJ toxicity amps up before premiere week as the cast is turned on by the bloggers that loved them. Enjoy, and join us every other ...
49m May 01, 2024
49m
2409: #2409 PumpRules: The San Francisco Mistreatment
It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules (S11E14) cast trip, and this year it’s to beautiful, foggy San Francisco! Will a sea lion attack Sandoval? Will Schwartz injure himself on a mattress? And will Ariana’s boyfriend interact with the cast? Time will tell! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our b...
1hr 27m May 01, 2024
1hr 27m
2408: #2408 Below Deck: Under the Influencer
There’s a new chef this week on Below Deck (S11E13), and he’s just in time to be photographed for a lot of mid Influencers. Lucky guy! Also, Barbie cries about her bone-headed decisions to bone on TV, and Fraser wants to make his own boner head decision with a flirty guest. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a vid...
1hr 27m Apr 30, 2024
1hr 27m
2407: #2407 Summer House MV: Freaknik Freakout
Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E06) celebrates couples weekend with a Freaknik party in the backyard and Summer has a meltdown over…no one really knows, but no Amazon box is safe. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https...
1hr 15m Apr 29, 2024
1hr 15m
2406: #2406 Summer House: More (Extraterrestrial) Life
Carl has a pretty intense talk with a hot guy in a More Life shirt after this week’s Summer House alien party, and it just might mean the beginning of his relationship. Surely it’s not the whole “she expects me to work” thing. Also, this is the first time on Bravo we’ve seen anyone get territorial over a balloon twister. Well done, show. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our...
1hr 31m Apr 26, 2024
1hr 31m
2405: #2405 The Valley,Part 2: The Bald and the Dutiful
*This is part two of a two-part recap!* Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour...
1hr 10m Apr 25, 2024
1hr 10m
2404: #2404 The Valley,Part 1: The Bald and the Dutiful
*This is part 1 of a two-part recap!* Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at ...
54m Apr 25, 2024
54m
2402: #2402 PumpRules, Part 1- Jax U Next Tuesday
Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch thi...
1hr 3m Apr 24, 2024
1hr 3m
2403: #2403 PumpRules, Part 2: Jax U Next Tuesday
*This is part 2 Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrapp...
47m Apr 24, 2024
47m
2401: #2401 Below Deck: The French Disconnection
Chef is on thin ice on Below Deck (S11E12), but some lobster grilled cheeses could be his undoing. Plus, sexytimes on the boat for some but not others. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...
1hr 27m Apr 23, 2024
1hr 27m
2400: #2400 Summer House MV: Baby On Bored
Not much happened on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E05), but Jasmine did announce that she’s pregnant! And Shanice sprained her ankle. And Preston wore a jockstrap while he ironed. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 5m Apr 22, 2024
1hr 5m
2399: #2399 Summer House: The Faults in Our Stars with Michelle Collins
The hilarious Michelle Collins drops by to talk Summer House, and then it’s on to the latest episode (S08E09) where Danielle and Gabby vie for a balloon artist. Meanwhile, Paige has a shocking change of allegiance, and Lindsay encourages Carl to, you know, get a job. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video an...
1hr 30m Apr 19, 2024
1hr 30m
2398: #2398 Vanderpump Villa: Sexy Unique Chateau
On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 11m Apr 18, 2024
1hr 11m
2397: # 2397 The Valley, Part Two: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray
This is part 2 This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
51m Apr 18, 2024
51m
2396: #2396 The Valley, Part One: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray
This is part 1 of a two-parter recap This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 2m Apr 18, 2024
1hr 2m
2395: #2395 PumpRules: Lala Hits the Mother Load
It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh. Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 34m Apr 17, 2024
1hr 34m
2394: #2394 Crappy Hour 4/15/24: Babies for RHOP and RHOSLC, RHOM Divorce, and Casting Shakeups
RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p...
50m Apr 16, 2024
50m
2393: #2393 Below Deck: Royal Pains
Below Deck’s Fraser is in a snit with Barbie, but will the Captain let him fire her when there’s a new charter full of royalty? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...
1hr 40m Apr 16, 2024
1hr 40m
2392: #2392 Summer House MV and RHOP Part 2: And Don’t Drive Back, Green Bye Bandit
*This is Part 2* We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix...
55m Apr 15, 2024
55m
2391: #2391 Summer House MV and RHOP Part 1: And Don’t Drive Back, Green Bye Bandit
We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in...
57m Apr 15, 2024
57m
2390: #2390 Summer House: Say Dress to the Mess
Summer House spends another week on Kyle whining and Amanda whining and Lindsay choosing her dream wedding dress even though her relationship is a mess. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...
1hr 3m Apr 12, 2024
1hr 3m
2389: #2389 The Valley Part 2: I RepubliCAN’T
*This is part 2* The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...
44m Apr 11, 2024
44m
2388: #2388 The Valley Part 1: I RepubliCAN’T
The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http...
56m Apr 11, 2024
56m
2387: #2387 PumpRules, Part 2: Three’s Frumpany
*This is part 2 of a two-part recap This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Priva...
47m Apr 10, 2024
47m
2386: #2386 PumpRules, Part 1: Three’s Frumpany
This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...
59m Apr 10, 2024
59m