2094: RHONY Classic Live From Foxwoods: Tomfoolery Part 1
We're live at the Foxwoods casino to recap the classic Real Housewives of New York Episode "Tomfoolery". Please tell me it's not about Tom...you know the rest. This is part one. Part two will be up tomorrow! Thanks so much for being with us! This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy...
47m Jul 04, 2023
47m
2093: Dancing Queens: YAAASS Queens!
The season finale of Dancing Queens (S01E08) brings the cast together in Texas for the ultimate showdown. Will Leonie channel Cleopatra? Will Donnie defy stereotypes? And will Sabrina taste an espresso martini?? All questions answered on the podcast.
1hr 33m Jul 03, 2023
1hr 33m
2092: Dancing Queens: Strictly Ballroom
We're revisiting the series premiere of Dancing Queens. This recap originally aired as a Patreon bonus episode, but we've decided to release it on the main feed to celebrate the triumphant season finale (recap to come). Access our other bonus episodes by visiting https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 7m Jul 03, 2023
1hr 7m
2091: RHOC: Take Me As IMDb
When Heather Dubrow learns that her IMDb credits are not enough to woo the producers of Taylor's film (LOL already at this sentence), she flips the hell out. Another hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E04). Enjoy the podcast! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85287372
1hr 49m Jun 29, 2023
1hr 49m
2090: Below Deck Sailing: Rainbow Blight
Gary's downward spiral on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E15) continues as he shames Mads. Also, a thruple is en route. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85233244
59m Jun 28, 2023
59m
2089: Below Deck Sailling: Bonnie & Pride
Daisy's sister Bonnie makes her debut on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E14) and is the drunken mess we all expect. Plus, a group of gays descend on the yacht to celebrate Pride. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85217393
1hr 27m Jun 27, 2023
1hr 27m
2088: Summer House MV: Iron Man
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Jasmine and Silas go head to head in the season finale Summer House Martha's Vineyard podcast, and Bria might be done with Simon. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Chicago O'Hare and you can find by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...
1hr 17m Jun 27, 2023
1hr 17m
2087: #2087 RHOA: Con Buy Me Love
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Marlo goes on a "date" on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta and Drew shoots a roller skating music video without knowing how to roller skate. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Chicago O'Hare and you can find by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and C...
1hr 16m Jun 26, 2023
1hr 16m
2086: #2086 RHOC Live in Boston: You Can Take the Cut Out of Fitness...
We're recapping this week's Real Housewives of Orange County live at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston! Tamra closes a gym and makes up with one friend while slowly starting to turn on another. Also, Shannon gets out of a car. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of passers by in the Chicago airport. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 54m Jun 24, 2023
1hr 54m
2085: Below Deck Sailing: Douchey Sushi
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E13) enters some pretty fishy territory when Gary is used as a nude sushi platter and Glenn almost t-bones a smaller boat. Hold onto your rolls and check your teeth for Gary hair. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of passers by in the Chicago airport. For bonus episodes and video ...
1hr 4m Jun 22, 2023
1hr 4m
2084: Below Deck Sailing: Bru-sed Ego
Colin questions whether to forgive Gary and Daisy on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E12). Plus, Parsifal III nearly crashes (again). This time: into a boat. All the deets on today's podcast. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84914821
1hr 7m Jun 21, 2023
1hr 7m
2083: Summer House MV: One Night Stained
This week on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E07), Jordan confronts the house men about objectifying her, and Silas channels his inner caveman by scolding Jasmine about the way she irons his pants. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2083-84879597
1hr 24m Jun 20, 2023
1hr 24m
2082: Pump Rules: Cringy-ness Revealed!
Vanderpump Rules (S10E19) closes out its landmark season with some drips and drabs that never made it to air. Can Tom Schwartz still funnel a beer? Can Tom Schwartz roller skate *and* lie at the same time? And will Lisa ever ride a horse again? All the secrets SHALL BE REVEALED!!!
1hr 33m Jun 19, 2023
1hr 33m
2081: RHOC: Sip Down, You're Rocking The Boat
The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E02) go on a "Fla-mingle" cruise which features no flamingos and no mingling, but plenty of passive aggressive behavior. Plus, the debut (in Orange County) of Taylor Armstrong!
1hr 50m Jun 17, 2023
1hr 50m
2080: RHONJ: The Devil's in the Dietls
The vicious Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion (S13E19) draws to a close with accusations, screaming, and several threats. And if you look real carefully, you can even see Bo Dietl's eyes behind one of the faux-Irish portraits on the wall! Thanks for having us, St. Paul!
1hr 51m Jun 16, 2023
1hr 51m
2079: Below Deck Sailing: Can't Have Your Cake and Eat it Too
Fallout from Gary and Daisy's secret threatens to destroy the oldest friendships on the boat on Below Deck Sailing Yacht S04E11. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84531716/
1hr 5m Jun 14, 2023
1hr 5m
2078: Below Deck Sailing: Cat's Out of the Dirtbag
Things on Below Deck Sailing (S04E10) are going into over drive as Gary blows up the love triangle between him, Daisy, and Colin. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84528617
1hr 26m Jun 13, 2023
1hr 26m
2077: Summer House MV: Boob Battle
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Girls Night and Boys Night on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E06) and Silas takes a deeper turn into villainy when he mansplains, controls how his wife dresses, and leaves his wedding ring at home while the ladies are away. All in one episode. He's a keeper! Also, Shanice starts a war with Bria over her boobs. For...
1hr 6m Jun 13, 2023
1hr 6m
2076: RHOA: Truth Bombs
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are supposed to be team building while figuring how disable a bomb in an escape room, but smoke between Marlo and Kandi about the shooting at Blaze could derail it all. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon a...
1hr 14m Jun 12, 2023
1hr 14m
Introducing Diss and Tell
Celebrity Feuds are high stakes. You never know if you’re just going to end up on Page Six or Deux Moi, or in court. Wondery’s new podcast Diss and Tell is hosted by comedians Sydney Battle and Matt Bellassai, and each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What do our obsession with these feuds say about us? The first seas...
6m Jun 12, 2023
6m
2075: RHOC Live in San Diego: The Betch is Back, Betch!
Tamra Judge is back on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon Storms Beador hasn't had enough time to learn the Warrior Pose. Buckle up, betches! This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Pol...
1hr 40m Jun 10, 2023
1hr 40m
2074: Top Chef: Padma's Last Stand
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We are absolutely gutted tonight, as it's Padma's final episode of Top Chef. Did you MEAN to make our cheeks so salty? It's season finale time, and a very talented chef is crowned. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watch...
1hr 57m Jun 09, 2023
1hr 57m
2073: PumpRules Reunion 3 Part Two: The Bomb and the Shell
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is the second of a two part recap. This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: h...
52m Jun 08, 2023
52m
2072: PumpRules Reunion 3 Part One: Shocking Twit
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. This is the first of a two part recap. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: ht...
1hr 17m Jun 08, 2023
1hr 17m
2071: RHONJ: Private Eyes - They're Watching You
Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E18) reunion brings more allegations of wrongdoing by private detectives. And, of course, more denials. Plus, a shirtless Louie paces backstage and rage-snacks on Cheetohs.
1hr 19m Jun 07, 2023
1hr 19m
2070: Summer House: Amigos No More
The second and final installment of the Summer House (S07E17) reunion looks not so great for Danielle and Lindsay, despite Andy's best efforts to make them see each other's perspectives. Meanwhile, Paige spends the hour giving flower glares. Not sure how this group is going to spend a summer together this year. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84179821
1hr 29m Jun 06, 2023
1hr 29m
2069: Summer House MV: Someone To Watch Over Me
On this week's Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E05), Bria's controversial boyfriend Simon finally arrives at the house, and he's very... European? Watches for everyone!
1hr 27m Jun 05, 2023
1hr 27m
2068: RHOA: Kenya Moore Scare Care
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are struggling to piece a show together when half the cast refuses to show up to work. Can the newbies step up to the plate, or will Marlo bang on doors and accuse people of ridiculous nonsense to keep us entertained? Let's find out. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon...
1hr 18m Jun 05, 2023
1hr 18m
2067: Pump Rules: Restraining Disorder
It's time for Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion (S10E17). Tom looks even worse, James goes to the bathroom another sixteen times, and Scheana cries about getting a restraining order after proving she could never make a fist with her doodoo nails. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 50m Jun 01, 2023
1hr 50m
2066: RHONJ: A Pretty Chill Reunion So Far
Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion has petty feuds all over it. There's Tre vs. Melissa, Danielle vs. Rachel, and Dolores vs. the slippery tiles in Paulie's home. It's wild. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1317-83862099
1hr 32m May 31, 2023
1hr 32m
2065: Summer House Reunion 1: The Shoe Hit the Fan
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Part One of Summer House's reunion finds Paige simmering, Lindsay defending herself against shoe abuse accusations, and Kyle continuing his mullet journey. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 30m May 30, 2023
1hr 30m
2064: Summer House MV: I Have a Girlfriend in Canada
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bria and Silas fight about Bria inviting her boyfriend to the Summer House and it looks like she's going to leave. Will this show be able to keep a cast? And is Nick's sudden girlfriend confession real? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patr...
1hr 35m May 30, 2023
1hr 35m
2064: Top Chef: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed on Top Chef (S20E12). For the final challenge in London, the chefs have to make jellies in molds. Can they just hand Buddha the trophy already? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-c...
1hr 34m May 29, 2023
1hr 34m
2063: PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part Two
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part Two of the Part One Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap! Will Raquel be let out of her trailer? Will Schwartz betray Sandy? Will Lisa Vanderpump stick up for terrible men because they bring her profit? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps,...
47m May 25, 2023
47m
2064: PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part One
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Finale, so buckle up. There will be a lot of crying and hopefully galaxy lights. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheat...
1hr 47m May 25, 2023
1hr 47m
2061: RHONJ: Teresa's Gettin' Marriededed
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa and Luis tie the knot on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E16) and the rest of us tense up and wait to see if they're going to try to make purple babies. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tou...
1hr 19m May 24, 2023
1hr 19m
2060: Summer House: Rumble in the Jungle
The season finale of Summer House (S07E15) climaxes with Lindsay and Danielle's clash... but also a dash of cheating from Oliver! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83451527
1hr 45m May 23, 2023
1hr 45m
2059: Summer House MV: Deuces for Phil
A house meeting on Summer House: Martha's Vineyard (S1E03) leads to the ejection of two housemates. Meanwhile, Alex fills his soul with affirmations before passing judgment on Shanice. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83408568
1hr 38m May 23, 2023
1hr 38m
2058: RHOA: The Elusive Chanteuse
Drew gets the chance to sing with SUPERSTAR Candiace Bassett Dillard on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14E03), and Marlo brings beef about not coming for Kandi hard enough after a shooting at one of her restaurants. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83396606
1hr 29m May 22, 2023
1hr 29m
2057: Top Chef: All's Well That Ends Wellington
The chefs must conserve water and make a million Wellingtons on this week's Top Chef (S20 E11). It's a double elimination, and we don't want to see anyone go! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-5057-83229065
1hr 35m May 19, 2023
1hr 35m
2056: PumpRules: Scandoval Is Here.
It's finally here: the Vanderpump Rules season finale (S10 E15) we've been waiting for. Scandoval has gone public, and now we're witnessing the aftermath. Gather 'round as Sandoval tries to repair his image and fails epically. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83176675/
2hr 18m May 18, 2023
2hr 18m
2055: RHONJ: Roaring Twenties
It's the season finale on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dolores's Irish-themed '20s prohibition party leads to the final straw in Melissa and Teresa's relationship. Plus, Luis turns purple. Watch here: http://ow.ly/JW6U50OqCH1
1hr 53m May 17, 2023
1hr 53m
2054: Summer House: Don't Rock the Gloat
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Carl has a fit on this week's Summer House and leaves the set, taking Lindsay with him. Will this temper tantrum get him booted off our TVs for good? And why is Danielle fighting about hates? This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.c...
1hr 54m May 16, 2023
1hr 54m
2053: RHOA: DM'd if You Do, DM'd if You Don't
The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https:...
1hr 15m May 15, 2023
1hr 15m
2052: Top Chef: Have You Ever Been to Me?
Top Chef's Padma takes the final seven on a trip through her own culture and asks, can poor people cook Indian food up to her standards? This week's premium bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new fantastic, campy romp of a show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ ...
1hr 35m May 15, 2023
1hr 35m
2051: PumpRules Live in DC: Triangles of Sadness
We're live at The Lincoln Theater in DC for the penultimate recap of Vanderpump Rules. Raquel stalks Katie trying to start the big finale fight that her boyfriend Sandoval wrote for her and Katie's mom shows up just in time to fight her kid's battles for Mother's day. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.co...
2hr 22m May 14, 2023
2hr 22m
2050: RHONJ Live in NYC: Screwy Luis With Margaret Josephs
We're live at The Town Hall in NYC for this Real Housewives of New Jersey recap and joined by the fabulous @therealMargaretJosephs herself! Join us for goss, laughs, and some really insane Luis faces. No court reporters allowed. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy P...
1hr 43m May 12, 2023
1hr 43m
2049: Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tender Hisses
Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy...
1hr 9m May 10, 2023
1hr 9m
2048: Summer House: Enragement Party
On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she's totally chill about it. Totally. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2048-82747643
1hr 8m May 09, 2023
1hr 8m
2047: Summer House MV: The Dog Days of Summer House
Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and one very hairy dog.
1hr 35m May 09, 2023
1hr 35m