1359: RHOC: Shots Over the Vow
There's another vow renewal on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but can the ladies stop themselves from taking cheap shots? This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitch...
1hr 1m Nov 19, 2020
1hr 1m
1359: GBBS: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly
The bonkers quarterfinals of The Great British Baking Show saw the contestants flail hopelessly with the technical, struggle through a mini cheesecakes, and then triumph in a wobbly, beautiful gelatin climax. It was pretty intense. Also, Peter loves Christmas. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Nov 18, 2020
1hr 3m
1358: Below Deck: Max Dax Beyond Dunderdome
Below Deck rids itself of Charlie and brings on a pack of millennials to show the geezers how to party. There's also a new stew and another sobbing scene. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher...
57m Nov 17, 2020
57m
1357: RHOP: Making a Statement; Plus, Southern Charm Update
The Real Housewives of Potomac delight in spider pranks and flavored butter on this week's episode. However, the fun times in Madeira are mired by old grudges from last season. It's the calm before the storm next week when Ashley reveals to Candiace that she made a legal statement in support of Monique. We recap it all, and afterwards, we chat about our favorite moments from last week's Souther...
1hr 5m Nov 16, 2020
1hr 5m
1356: RHOSLC: General Hospital Smell w/ Margaret Josephs - Live from Quarantine!
To celebrate the arrival of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we put on a virtual show, and guess who showed up? The Marge! Come hear Margaret Josephs' Crappens debut followed by our thorough recap of RHOSLC. We omitted the Q&A that followed the recap from this recording, but if you'd like to see it, the recording will be available the rest of the weekend. Catch it at https://onlocationli...
2hr 5m Nov 13, 2020
2hr 5m
1355: RHOC: Mothers, Children, and Tiny Cars
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we catch most of the women struggling with various challenges of motherhood. And also a tiny Ferrari. Yes, it's a "Serious" episode, but there are some noteworthy moments: the debut of Gina's ex Matt as well as the return of Lizzy! Fun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
52m Nov 12, 2020
52m
1354: Great British Baking Show: Melt With You
It's 80's week on Netflix' Great British Baking Show and there are lots of ice cream cake disasters to deal with on the hottest day of the year. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium a...
1hr 7m Nov 11, 2020
1hr 7m
1353: BelowDeck: Eggs-hausted
The first charter on Below Deck continues to be a source of constant frustration, thanks mostly to a bevy of picky eaters and obnoxious behavior. It doesn't help that they're one deckhand down and stuck with a stew who moves slower than a sloth. So much is happening, and we've barely even started the season.Don't just listen to the recap, watch it too. Check out today's episode with Crappens on...
1hr 10m Nov 10, 2020
1hr 10m
1352: RHOP: The Portu-gall!
The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac visit Portugal so Wendy has fresh ears to tell about her multiple degrees and Karen can yell at Gizelle about not sharing her man. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Si...
56m Nov 09, 2020
56m
#1351 Southern Charm: Wicked Brews
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Southern Charm takes us to the Food and Wine Festival where Shep gets told off by Madison and Pringle charms the ladies by doing absolutely nothing. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitc...
1hr 16m Nov 06, 2020
1hr 16m
1350: RHOC: Lemonade Stand Off
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The war at Shannon's Lemonade Housewarming rages on. Braunwyn cries, Shannon denies, and a glass flies. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV...
1hr 6m Nov 05, 2020
1hr 6m
1349: GBBS: Matcha Made In Heaven
This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must try their hand at Japanese pastries. The result: some VERY rude matcha haterade, a jiggly sponge, and the wee debut of Dizzy the Shuttlecock. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DIZZY HAPPEN, PETER. Hey guys, did you know that Paul went to Japan once? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Nov 04, 2020
59m
1348: BelowDeck: Putting the Rib in Caribbean
Captain Lee is back for another episode of Below Deck, and it's already a doozy. Rib drama, family tragedies, and bossy guests are just some of the many treats in store for us in the first hour. We discuss it all — plus, an important conversation about tugboats. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 16m Nov 03, 2020
1hr 16m
1347: RHOP: Four Degrees of Separation
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast models hats for Robyn and prepares to head off to Portugal. But first, a minor showdown between Wendy and Karen turns into a battle of the doctorates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Nov 02, 2020
1hr 3m
1346: SouthernCharm: Shep Shifter
Southern Charm is back with a slew of casting changes and one or two unpleasant surprises. Between the asbestos explosions and T-Rav cameos, there's a lot that's hazardous to our health here. But as always, we're happy to make fun of this mess.Don't just listen, watch us. Check out our video recap of the episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43343193 See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
1hr 15m Oct 30, 2020
1hr 15m
1345: RHOC: Cold Reception at the Housewarming
Braunwyn continues to struggle with her newfound sobriety on Real Housewives of Orange County, but unfortunately Gina doesn't know that, leading to an explosive and awkward fight at Shannon's housewarming party. Also, we learn that the words "sad" and "depressing" are not part of Shannon's vocabulary. She would never! How dare you!!!This ep is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us re...
1hr 20m Oct 29, 2020
1hr 20m
1344: GBBS: Uncage My Tart
Great British Baking Show brings us baking week and cages some tarts before crumbling one of our favorites. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Oct 28, 2020
1hr 9m
1343: BelowDeckMed: Drugs and Sandy
Below Deck Med's second reunion is a too deep dive into Mary Timelaw and Rob and Jess' ridiculous romance, and Aesha calls in from an Etch-a-Sketch. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
1hr 11m Oct 27, 2020
1hr 11m
1342: RHOP: Voted Out
Wendy has an empowerment event, Monique has a live podcast, and Candiace has lots of nerve on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Oct 26, 2020
59m
1341: Dream Home Makeover
Since we're obsessed with home renovation and design shows, we thought we'd take a gander at Netflix's new fresh-from-Pinterest show, Dream Home Makeover. Can Shea and Syd McGee transform a perfectly lovely living room into a perfectly lovelier living room? We'll find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
43m Oct 23, 2020
43m
1340: RHOC: The Cat in the Spat
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  There's a cat party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Gina is mad about getting poor shamed. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales ...
1hr 18m Oct 22, 2020
1hr 18m
1339: GBBS: White Chocolate Fragility
This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must tackle chocolate, starting with a delicacy so technically refined that only the most elite pastry chefs can successfully attempt them: brownies. The less said about this signature bake, the better. Then it's on to chocolate babka and finally, a white chocolate celebration cake challenge that threatens to melt into a puddle under the ha...
1hr 13m Oct 21, 2020
1hr 13m
1388: Below Deck Med: The Great Barrier Reefer
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Part one of the Below Deck Med Reunion finds Kiko apologizing for nachos and Hanna getting caught with her hand in the reefer jar. This week's bonus is a shopping trip on Amazon Prime Day. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crap...
1hr 12m Oct 20, 2020
1hr 12m
1337: RHOP: Sip and See You In Court
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy holds a sip and see for her daughter while Candiace moves forward with pressing charges against Monique. But no one is more stressed than the deer scampering around Karen's neighborhood. Must be hard living close to such a vaunted PUBLIC FIGURE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 7m Oct 19, 2020
1hr 7m
Dwell Hello 01 - High Flying in Wichita
Welcome to Dwell Hello — a twelve week limited series on Stitcher Premium! This week we're recapping Season 151, Episode 28:  "High Flying in Wichita," which follows two circus enthusiasts as they move to Kansas.  On their wishlist:  Berber carpet, breakfast in the tub, Berber carpet, nearby burritos, Berber carpet, matching air vents, and BERBER CARPET!!! This is truly one of the most specia...
40m Oct 19, 2020
40m
1336: Talking RHONJ with Kim D
New Jersey's fashion icon Kim D joins us to answer all our burning questions about RHONJ, Teresa, Melissa, Kim G, Danielle Staub, Posche Fashion show, and pretty much anything else that crosses our mind. Check it out! Don't just listen to the interview, watch it!  We recorded this over zoom; so come watch our threeway call with Kim D by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42807919/ S...
49m Oct 16, 2020
49m
1335: RHOC: Back At Square Uno
The Real Housewives of Orange County is back, and for the first time since the Bush era, there's no sign of Vicki or Tamra. Weird. What we do have are a bunch of bunk beds, new boyfriends, and a new cast member who lives up to all our drama club dreams. So far so good? We're still nervous about this season is going to play out... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 29m Oct 15, 2020
1hr 29m
1334: Great British Baking Show: Gaygel Pride
The Great British Baking Show tackles Bread Week, and no one has heard of a gay flag before. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 17m Oct 14, 2020
1hr 17m
1333: Below Deck Med: Gone With the Wind Scale
Rob threatens to cancel his trip to Bali on the season finale of Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy makes some hug certificates on Photoshop. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnys...
1hr 3m Oct 13, 2020
1hr 3m
1332: RHOP: Surrey Seems to Be the Hardest Word
Karen goes home to Surrey on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac to be in the Homecoming Parade, and Monique gets a solid talking to by her pastor. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
1hr 7m Oct 12, 2020
1hr 7m
1331: Netflix' Emily in Paris
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** An American social media girl who's never tasted a chocolate croissant before goes to Paris in Darren Star's new show, and we're here to be embarrassed for her. And ourselves. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We des...
54m Oct 09, 2020
54m
1330: HBO Max' Class Action Park
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week we take on HBO Max' documentary about a crazy waterpark in Jersey and try to spot a Giudice in the bunch. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at c...
1hr 23m Oct 08, 2020
1hr 23m
1329: GBBO: Snap Judgments
It's biscuits week on The Great British Bake Off, and our plucky group of bakers must concoct Florentines, macaroons, and some manner of biscuit-based table setting. It's not as much of a disaster as week 1, but there are still some major misses (and major successes too!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 8m Oct 07, 2020
1hr 8m
1328: BelowDeckMed: Cold Brü
With the Below Deck Mediterranean season drawing to a close, Jessica and Rob's romance reaches new lows of annoyingness. Will they go to Bali together? Will he endeavor to do a sea crossing instead? And does anyone care? Well, we can definitely answer that last question. Come listen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
56m Oct 06, 2020
56m
1327: RHOP: Rashomon-ique
In the wake of last week's shocking fight on Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique sits with the women and explains her side of the altercation. Simultaneously, Candiace gives her take to Dr. Ken. And then of course, Robyn, Gizelle, and the rest of the ladies have their perceptions. Who's right, and where is the truth? That's for us to decide. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Oct 06, 2020
1hr 9m
1326: #1326 RHONY: Eggs-it Stage Left
Bravo gives us a few fries at the bottom of the bag with the Real Housewives of New York "Secrets Revealed" special. There aren't many secrets, but we do get LuAnn demanding applause and Lea's mom laughing at her. That's good enough for us. (Wink) Don't just listen: watch this video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42302454 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 5m Oct 02, 2020
1hr 5m
1325: GreatBritishBakingShow: Bake Cake or Bust
You can't have your cake and eat it too.  But you can knock it over.  For the first time ever we're tackling The Great British Baking Show (aka the Great British Bake Off aka GBBO on the other side of the pond), and we're kicking off "Collection 8" on Netflix today with Cake Week!  The contestants must make Battenbergs, miniature upside-down pineapple cakes, and finally, sponges wrapped in fond...
1hr 31m Oct 01, 2020
1hr 31m
1324: Selling Sunset: Swan Song Wrongs
Davina makes a total ass out of herself at Christine's Black Swan wedding on the season finale of Selling Sunset and Chrishelle cries some more. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See o...
51m Sep 29, 2020
51m
1323: Below Deck Med: No Ifs, Ands or Frozen Halibuts
Chef Tom has hissy fits all over the boat on this week's Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy gives him a firm talking to. And by talking to we mean hug. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
1hr 4m Sep 29, 2020
1hr 4m
1322: RHOP: Barn to Be Wild
The big fight of the season goes down on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac and Gizelle's dad takes a stand. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
1hr 8m Sep 28, 2020
1hr 8m
1321: RHONY Reunion: Roll the Final Clip
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York ends its reunion month, and we're all left wondering who's gonna roll the CLIIIIIIP! This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at ...
1hr 4m Sep 25, 2020
1hr 4m
1320: Netflix' My Octopus Teacher
Netflix hit a home run with My Octopus teacher, and we're here to add Patti LuPone and nosy Jill Zarin fish into our newest movie obsession. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnys...
1hr 43m Sep 24, 2020
1hr 43m
1319: SellingSunset: St. Louis Blues
This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
54m Sep 23, 2020
54m
1318: BelowDeckMed: Provision Quest
Chef Tom continues to endure endless humiliations: first he has to slice a cucumber — a cucumber!! — and on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, he also must contend with bad fish and burnt buns. HE'S OVER IT, BLOKE!!!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
1hr 10m Sep 22, 2020
1hr 10m
1317: RHOP: Barnstorming
Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then it's off to a barn for some wine tasting where all hell breaks loose between Monique and Candiace. It's the...
1hr 8m Sep 21, 2020
1hr 8m
1316: RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America
Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together.  Watch this recap on Crappens on De...
1hr 10m Sep 18, 2020
1hr 10m
1315: RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building
Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message print...
1hr 10m Sep 17, 2020
1hr 10m
1314: Selling Sunset: Hartleyless
Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales...
51m Sep 16, 2020
51m
1313: Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm
Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
49m Sep 15, 2020
49m
1312: RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities
Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go t...
59m Sep 14, 2020
59m