2419: #2419 The Valley S2E08: Empath Ban!
Janet tries to flex her power by withholding invites from Kristen and Zach to her baby bachelorette trip this week on The Valley. Little does she know that…well, the audience kinda hates her and will never forgive her for trying to ban empaths. Good luck with all this, lady! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Pa...
1hr 27m May 09, 2024
1hr 27m
2418: #2418 PumpRules, Part 2: You In Danger Girl!
*This is part 2* Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana? We have so many questions! What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 3m May 08, 2024
1hr 3m
2417: #2417 PumpRules, Part 1: You In Danger Girl!
*This is part 1* Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana? We have so many questions! What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 6m May 08, 2024
1hr 6m
2416: #2416 Below Deck and Summer House MV: Of Gays and 5Ks
On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama. Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 35m May 07, 2024
1hr 35m
2415: #2415 RHONJ, Part 2: Off the Rails
*This is part 2* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues? And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus ...
50m May 06, 2024
50m
2414: #2414 RHONJ, Part 1: Off The Rails
*This is part one of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues? And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a vi...
1hr May 06, 2024
1hr
2413: #2413 Summer House: Mommy Issues
On Summer House (S08E11) Carl can’t hide that his parents don’t support his engagement… but maybe that was his plan all along? Either way, there are so many awkward encounters with Lindsay this episode that we’re just barely recovering. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patr...
1hr 29m May 03, 2024
1hr 29m
2412: #2412 The Valley Part Two: Expiration Dates
*This is part 2* This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://ar...
50m May 02, 2024
50m
2411: #2411 The Valley Part One: Expiration Dates
This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...
1hr 1m May 02, 2024
1hr 1m
2410: #2410 Crappy Hour Live 4/29/24: RHOBH and RHOM Casting Threats, RHONJ Blogger Disaster, Divorce by Bravo, and Biden Gets Jaxed!
It’s a big week for relationship endings on Bravo as Whitney Rose is rumored to be leaving her man, Alexia was left by hers, and Michelle Lally finds a new guy. Jax and Brittany were let into the White House, casting rumors about RHOM and RHOBH scared us, and the RHONJ toxicity amps up before premiere week as the cast is turned on by the bloggers that loved them. Enjoy, and join us every other ...
49m May 01, 2024
49m
2409: #2409 PumpRules: The San Francisco Mistreatment
It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules (S11E14) cast trip, and this year it’s to beautiful, foggy San Francisco! Will a sea lion attack Sandoval? Will Schwartz injure himself on a mattress? And will Ariana’s boyfriend interact with the cast? Time will tell! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our b...
1hr 27m May 01, 2024
1hr 27m
2408: #2408 Below Deck: Under the Influencer
There’s a new chef this week on Below Deck (S11E13), and he’s just in time to be photographed for a lot of mid Influencers. Lucky guy! Also, Barbie cries about her bone-headed decisions to bone on TV, and Fraser wants to make his own boner head decision with a flirty guest. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a vid...
1hr 27m Apr 30, 2024
1hr 27m
2407: #2407 Summer House MV: Freaknik Freakout
Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E06) celebrates couples weekend with a Freaknik party in the backyard and Summer has a meltdown over…no one really knows, but no Amazon box is safe. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https...
1hr 15m Apr 29, 2024
1hr 15m
2406: #2406 Summer House: More (Extraterrestrial) Life
Carl has a pretty intense talk with a hot guy in a More Life shirt after this week’s Summer House alien party, and it just might mean the beginning of his relationship. Surely it’s not the whole “she expects me to work” thing. Also, this is the first time on Bravo we’ve seen anyone get territorial over a balloon twister. Well done, show. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our...
1hr 31m Apr 26, 2024
1hr 31m
2405: #2405 The Valley,Part 2: The Bald and the Dutiful
*This is part two of a two-part recap!* Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour...
1hr 10m Apr 25, 2024
1hr 10m
2404: #2404 The Valley,Part 1: The Bald and the Dutiful
*This is part 1 of a two-part recap!* Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at ...
54m Apr 25, 2024
54m
2402: #2402 PumpRules, Part 1- Jax U Next Tuesday
Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch thi...
1hr 3m Apr 24, 2024
1hr 3m
2403: #2403 PumpRules, Part 2: Jax U Next Tuesday
*This is part 2 Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrapp...
47m Apr 24, 2024
47m
2401: #2401 Below Deck: The French Disconnection
Chef is on thin ice on Below Deck (S11E12), but some lobster grilled cheeses could be his undoing. Plus, sexytimes on the boat for some but not others. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...
1hr 27m Apr 23, 2024
1hr 27m
2400: #2400 Summer House MV: Baby On Bored
Not much happened on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E05), but Jasmine did announce that she’s pregnant! And Shanice sprained her ankle. And Preston wore a jockstrap while he ironed. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 5m Apr 22, 2024
1hr 5m
2399: #2399 Summer House: The Faults in Our Stars with Michelle Collins
The hilarious Michelle Collins drops by to talk Summer House, and then it’s on to the latest episode (S08E09) where Danielle and Gabby vie for a balloon artist. Meanwhile, Paige has a shocking change of allegiance, and Lindsay encourages Carl to, you know, get a job. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video an...
1hr 30m Apr 19, 2024
1hr 30m
2398: #2398 Vanderpump Villa: Sexy Unique Chateau
On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 11m Apr 18, 2024
1hr 11m
2397: # 2397 The Valley, Part Two: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray
This is part 2 This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
51m Apr 18, 2024
51m
2396: #2396 The Valley, Part One: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray
This is part 1 of a two-parter recap This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 2m Apr 18, 2024
1hr 2m
2395: #2395 PumpRules: Lala Hits the Mother Load
It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh. Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 34m Apr 17, 2024
1hr 34m
2394: #2394 Crappy Hour 4/15/24: Babies for RHOP and RHOSLC, RHOM Divorce, and Casting Shakeups
RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p...
50m Apr 16, 2024
50m
2393: #2393 Below Deck: Royal Pains
Below Deck’s Fraser is in a snit with Barbie, but will the Captain let him fire her when there’s a new charter full of royalty? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...
1hr 40m Apr 16, 2024
1hr 40m
2392: #2392 Summer House MV and RHOP Part 2: And Don’t Drive Back, Green Bye Bandit
*This is Part 2* We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix...
55m Apr 15, 2024
55m
2391: #2391 Summer House MV and RHOP Part 1: And Don’t Drive Back, Green Bye Bandit
We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in...
57m Apr 15, 2024
57m
2390: #2390 Summer House: Say Dress to the Mess
Summer House spends another week on Kyle whining and Amanda whining and Lindsay choosing her dream wedding dress even though her relationship is a mess. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...
1hr 3m Apr 12, 2024
1hr 3m
2389: #2389 The Valley Part 2: I RepubliCAN’T
*This is part 2* The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...
44m Apr 11, 2024
44m
2388: #2388 The Valley Part 1: I RepubliCAN’T
The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http...
56m Apr 11, 2024
56m
2387: #2387 PumpRules, Part 2: Three’s Frumpany
*This is part 2 of a two-part recap This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Priva...
47m Apr 10, 2024
47m
2386: #2386 PumpRules, Part 1: Three’s Frumpany
This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...
59m Apr 10, 2024
59m
2385: #2385 Below Deck: New Stew, Who Dissed?
Jill Zarin’s reign of terror continues on Below Deck (S11E10), pushing Barbie and Fraser’s relationship to the breaking point. Plus, it’s a day off for partying, and a new stew shakes things up. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 33m Apr 09, 2024
1hr 33m
2384: #2384 Summer House MV: My Guest Is As Good As Yours
On Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E03), Jasmine wants to bring Mariah back to the house, and Bria wants to bring back Phil. Not everyone is thrilled. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 1m Apr 09, 2024
1hr 1m
2383: #2383 RHOP: No Woman No Cryangle
On part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S08E20), Gizelle shares some tough updates while Candiace and Robyn give greater context to their feud..Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 20m Apr 08, 2024
1hr 20m
2382: #2382 Summer House: The Only Living Flower Boy in New York
This week on Summer House (S08E07), after ten years of friendship and ups and downs, Carl bestows Kyle with the very special title of… flower boy. Plus, Amanda really wants to move to New Jersey, and Paige has possibly the very best weekend of her entire life. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our...
1hr 3m Apr 05, 2024
1hr 3m
2381: #2381 The Valley, Part 2: Capri Stunned
*This is part 2 The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatc...
49m Apr 04, 2024
49m
2380: #2380 The Valley, Part 1: Capri Stunned
*This is part 1* The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhat...
1hr 2m Apr 04, 2024
1hr 2m
2379: #2379 Crappy Hour Live 4/1/24: Kyle and Morgan Wade Baiting, Teddi VS Wendy, RHOP Firings, Porsha VS Simon
It’s a busy week on Crappy Hour Live as Porsha and Simon’s split gets nastier, Teddi and Wendy spar on X, Kyle baits us, and RHOP changes up its cast. Thanks for hanging out with us, and don’t forget to join us live every other Monday 5:30PM PST on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not...
46m Apr 03, 2024
46m
2378: #2378 PumpRules: Dead in the Water
This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E10), Ariana unleashes rage on Sandoval at two separate group outings. Meanwhile, Katie and Schwartz demonstrate that maybe their chemistry is still alive.Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 36m Apr 03, 2024
1hr 36m
2377: #2377 Below Deck Part Two: Pill Zarin Attacks!
*This is part 2 of a two-part recap! A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreo...
53m Apr 02, 2024
53m
2376: #2376 Below Deck Part One: Pill Zarin Attacks!
A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 2m Apr 02, 2024
1hr 2m
2375: #2375 Summer House MV: Dress Mess of the Decade
Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E02) throws a Decades party where Shanice is dressed down for…dressing down. Can a poor girl catch a break? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr Apr 02, 2024
1hr
2374: #2374 RHOP: Fencing With Bandits
The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E19) begins its three month reunion with fights from last season, and no one can take any accountability for anything. But don’t worry, cry-angles were formed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 31m Apr 01, 2024
1hr 31m
2373: #2373 Summer House: Racing for Impact
The house throws a NASCAR-themed party on Summer House (S08E06), but the real question is if Carl and Lindsay will wind up crossing the finish line. Plus, Amanda is miserable. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 9m Mar 29, 2024
1hr 9m
2372: #2372 PumpRules Part Two: She’s a Maxxonista
On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus e...
1hr 25m Mar 27, 2024
1hr 25m
2371: #2371 PumpRules: She’s a Maxxonista
On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus e...
1hr 9m Mar 27, 2024
1hr 9m
2370: #2370 The Valley: Two Tit Circus
Jax tries again to ruffle Kristen’s feathers (ca-caw!) on The Valley, and it just might work this time at his circus themed guy’s night. Two carnival themes in a row. Fit for a clown. Let’s get to the dunk machine! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 33m Mar 27, 2024
1hr 33m