2076: RHOA: Truth Bombs
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are supposed to be team building while figuring how disable a bomb in an escape room, but smoke between Marlo and Kandi about the shooting at Blaze could derail it all. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon a...
1hr 14m Jun 12, 2023
1hr 14m
Introducing Diss and Tell
Celebrity Feuds are high stakes. You never know if you’re just going to end up on Page Six or Deux Moi, or in court. Wondery’s new podcast Diss and Tell is hosted by comedians Sydney Battle and Matt Bellassai, and each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What do our obsession with these feuds say about us? The first seas...
6m Jun 12, 2023
6m
2075: RHOC Live in San Diego: The Betch is Back, Betch!
Tamra Judge is back on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon Storms Beador hasn't had enough time to learn the Warrior Pose. Buckle up, betches! This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Pol...
1hr 40m Jun 10, 2023
1hr 40m
2074: Top Chef: Padma's Last Stand
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We are absolutely gutted tonight, as it's Padma's final episode of Top Chef. Did you MEAN to make our cheeks so salty? It's season finale time, and a very talented chef is crowned. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watch...
1hr 57m Jun 09, 2023
1hr 57m
2073: PumpRules Reunion 3 Part Two: The Bomb and the Shell
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is the second of a two part recap. This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: h...
52m Jun 08, 2023
52m
2072: PumpRules Reunion 3 Part One: Shocking Twit
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. This is the first of a two part recap. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: ht...
1hr 17m Jun 08, 2023
1hr 17m
2071: RHONJ: Private Eyes - They're Watching You
Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E18) reunion brings more allegations of wrongdoing by private detectives. And, of course, more denials. Plus, a shirtless Louie paces backstage and rage-snacks on Cheetohs.
1hr 19m Jun 07, 2023
1hr 19m
2070: Summer House: Amigos No More
The second and final installment of the Summer House (S07E17) reunion looks not so great for Danielle and Lindsay, despite Andy's best efforts to make them see each other's perspectives. Meanwhile, Paige spends the hour giving flower glares. Not sure how this group is going to spend a summer together this year. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84179821
1hr 29m Jun 06, 2023
1hr 29m
2069: Summer House MV: Someone To Watch Over Me
On this week's Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E05), Bria's controversial boyfriend Simon finally arrives at the house, and he's very... European? Watches for everyone!
1hr 27m Jun 05, 2023
1hr 27m
2068: RHOA: Kenya Moore Scare Care
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are struggling to piece a show together when half the cast refuses to show up to work. Can the newbies step up to the plate, or will Marlo bang on doors and accuse people of ridiculous nonsense to keep us entertained? Let's find out. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon...
1hr 18m Jun 05, 2023
1hr 18m
2067: Pump Rules: Restraining Disorder
It's time for Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion (S10E17). Tom looks even worse, James goes to the bathroom another sixteen times, and Scheana cries about getting a restraining order after proving she could never make a fist with her doodoo nails. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 50m Jun 01, 2023
1hr 50m
2066: RHONJ: A Pretty Chill Reunion So Far
Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion has petty feuds all over it. There's Tre vs. Melissa, Danielle vs. Rachel, and Dolores vs. the slippery tiles in Paulie's home. It's wild. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1317-83862099
1hr 32m May 31, 2023
1hr 32m
2065: Summer House Reunion 1: The Shoe Hit the Fan
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Part One of Summer House's reunion finds Paige simmering, Lindsay defending herself against shoe abuse accusations, and Kyle continuing his mullet journey. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 30m May 30, 2023
1hr 30m
2064: Summer House MV: I Have a Girlfriend in Canada
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bria and Silas fight about Bria inviting her boyfriend to the Summer House and it looks like she's going to leave. Will this show be able to keep a cast? And is Nick's sudden girlfriend confession real? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patr...
1hr 35m May 30, 2023
1hr 35m
2064: Top Chef: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed on Top Chef (S20E12). For the final challenge in London, the chefs have to make jellies in molds. Can they just hand Buddha the trophy already? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-c...
1hr 34m May 29, 2023
1hr 34m
2063: PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part Two
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part Two of the Part One Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap! Will Raquel be let out of her trailer? Will Schwartz betray Sandy? Will Lisa Vanderpump stick up for terrible men because they bring her profit? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps,...
47m May 25, 2023
47m
2064: PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part One
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Finale, so buckle up. There will be a lot of crying and hopefully galaxy lights. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheat...
1hr 47m May 25, 2023
1hr 47m
2061: RHONJ: Teresa's Gettin' Marriededed
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa and Luis tie the knot on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E16) and the rest of us tense up and wait to see if they're going to try to make purple babies. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tou...
1hr 19m May 24, 2023
1hr 19m
2060: Summer House: Rumble in the Jungle
The season finale of Summer House (S07E15) climaxes with Lindsay and Danielle's clash... but also a dash of cheating from Oliver! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83451527
1hr 45m May 23, 2023
1hr 45m
2059: Summer House MV: Deuces for Phil
A house meeting on Summer House: Martha's Vineyard (S1E03) leads to the ejection of two housemates. Meanwhile, Alex fills his soul with affirmations before passing judgment on Shanice. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83408568
1hr 38m May 23, 2023
1hr 38m
2058: RHOA: The Elusive Chanteuse
Drew gets the chance to sing with SUPERSTAR Candiace Bassett Dillard on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14E03), and Marlo brings beef about not coming for Kandi hard enough after a shooting at one of her restaurants. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83396606
1hr 29m May 22, 2023
1hr 29m
2057: Top Chef: All's Well That Ends Wellington
The chefs must conserve water and make a million Wellingtons on this week's Top Chef (S20 E11). It's a double elimination, and we don't want to see anyone go! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-5057-83229065
1hr 35m May 19, 2023
1hr 35m
2056: PumpRules: Scandoval Is Here.
It's finally here: the Vanderpump Rules season finale (S10 E15) we've been waiting for. Scandoval has gone public, and now we're witnessing the aftermath. Gather 'round as Sandoval tries to repair his image and fails epically. Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83176675/
2hr 18m May 18, 2023
2hr 18m
2055: RHONJ: Roaring Twenties
It's the season finale on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dolores's Irish-themed '20s prohibition party leads to the final straw in Melissa and Teresa's relationship. Plus, Luis turns purple. Watch here: http://ow.ly/JW6U50OqCH1
1hr 53m May 17, 2023
1hr 53m
2054: Summer House: Don't Rock the Gloat
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Carl has a fit on this week's Summer House and leaves the set, taking Lindsay with him. Will this temper tantrum get him booted off our TVs for good? And why is Danielle fighting about hates? This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.c...
1hr 54m May 16, 2023
1hr 54m
2053: RHOA: DM'd if You Do, DM'd if You Don't
The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https:...
1hr 15m May 15, 2023
1hr 15m
2052: Top Chef: Have You Ever Been to Me?
Top Chef's Padma takes the final seven on a trip through her own culture and asks, can poor people cook Indian food up to her standards? This week's premium bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new fantastic, campy romp of a show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ ...
1hr 35m May 15, 2023
1hr 35m
2051: PumpRules Live in DC: Triangles of Sadness
We're live at The Lincoln Theater in DC for the penultimate recap of Vanderpump Rules. Raquel stalks Katie trying to start the big finale fight that her boyfriend Sandoval wrote for her and Katie's mom shows up just in time to fight her kid's battles for Mother's day. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.co...
2hr 22m May 14, 2023
2hr 22m
2050: RHONJ Live in NYC: Screwy Luis With Margaret Josephs
We're live at The Town Hall in NYC for this Real Housewives of New Jersey recap and joined by the fabulous @therealMargaretJosephs herself! Join us for goss, laughs, and some really insane Luis faces. No court reporters allowed. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy P...
1hr 43m May 12, 2023
1hr 43m
2049: Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tender Hisses
Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy...
1hr 9m May 10, 2023
1hr 9m
2048: Summer House: Enragement Party
On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she's totally chill about it. Totally. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2048-82747643
1hr 8m May 09, 2023
1hr 8m
2047: Summer House MV: The Dog Days of Summer House
Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and one very hairy dog.
1hr 35m May 09, 2023
1hr 35m
2046: RHOA: Harlem Slights
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! We're here to recap the season 15 premiere, which features the grand debut of Martell Holt and some kooky lady named Courtney. Plus, a fresh new storyline for Kandi: she hasn't been spending enough time with the family! How will she ever find balance?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2046-82718275
1hr 33m May 08, 2023
1hr 33m
2045: Top Chef: Putting Down Roots
It's restaurant wars on Top Chef (S20 E9)! There's no front-of-house this time around, but still plenty of drama. Plus, a tall lady named Clare.
1hr 28m May 05, 2023
1hr 28m
2044: PumpRules: Credibility Is Dipping Out
The Vanderpump Rules season is hurtling towards the finish line, and it's just getting more cringey with every episode. This week (S10 E13) finds Sandoval attempting to lie his way out of his affair by repeatedly using the phrase "dipped out." We're onto you, jerk! Also, yurts. Hey, watch along with us with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2044-82487428
1hr 38m May 04, 2023
1hr 38m
2043: RHONJ: Cold Shower
Shocking news: Teresa Giudice is getting married! And on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E13), it's time for Tre's bridal shower. Will there finally be a breakthrough in the great Gorga feud? Nope.
1hr 27m May 03, 2023
1hr 27m
2042: Below Deck Sailing: Don't Get Mads, Get Even
Below Deck Sailing finds Gary getting testier and testier with Chase, and chummier and chummier with Chase's crush. Will an engine blow? This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and ...
58m May 02, 2023
58m
2041: Summer House: Will You Put Your Weight On Me?
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Babe and Babe get engaged on this week's Summer House and it's super romantic cuz People Magazine just happened to be there to pay them for pics of it. Don't forget the wood! This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: ht...
1hr 3m May 02, 2023
1hr 3m
2040: Top Chef: The Fast and The Gail-ious
Top Chef does a movie tie in episode and it turns into the FASTest elimination challenge in HISTORY! There's a lot of moving and running and winning and losing and one very large Vin Diesel lady boner from Victoire. This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens....
1hr 26m May 01, 2023
1hr 26m
2039: #2039 PumpRules: Back it Up, Beach!
The Vanderpump Rules kids go to the beach, and James loses his shit when manbaby Schwartz makes another "joke" at his expense. Will James lose an eye to a scorpion drink bowl? Will Sandoval scream at Katie until he gets vocal nodes and saves the rest of our ears? Will LaLa let Schwartz leave Hermosa alive after smack talking right back to her? Let's find out. This week's premium bonus is RHOC t...
1hr 28m Apr 27, 2023
1hr 28m
2038: RHONJ: The Hens of History
The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Ireland with more fighting between sister in laws and a few attempts to upstage by Danielle. Thanks for having us in your country, Ireland! Also, super sorry. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.c...
1hr 14m Apr 26, 2023
1hr 14m
2037: Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Getting the Job Bun
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Gary returns to Below Deck Sailing Yacht with a fresh man bun and an instant annoyance with Chase's leadership seminars. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-...
58m Apr 26, 2023
58m
2036: Summer House: A RadHouse Divided
'Lito and Hubbhouse fight over Danielle on the latest Summer House (S7E11). Is there hope for the three-legged stool of friendship? Or will Danielle be joining Paige's group? Plus, olives! This is a Crappens on Demand episode. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82049188/
1hr 35m Apr 25, 2023
1hr 35m
2035: Top Chef: Look Padma, No Hands!
On Top Chef (S20 E7), the contestants must use emoji inspiration to impress chef Gaggan Anand. Afterwards, they cook with a message in a hand-held elimination challenge.
1hr 29m Apr 25, 2023
1hr 29m
2034: RHUGT: Villa Bye
The journey in Thaliand comes to an end on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3 E7), but not before Alexia expresses "concern" about Whitney's behavior on the trip. Plus, the bottle mystery reaches a satisfying conclusion.
1hr 15m Apr 24, 2023
1hr 15m
2033: PumpRules: Ain't Mistress Behavin'
We bring Scandoval to Philadelphia as we recap the latest Vanderpump Rules (S10 E11) episode. Raquel gets caught up in a minor Oliver twist, and Katie debuts her new curly-haired man. Plus, the first major signs of nefarious infidelity emerge amongst separate mistress accusations. This show is a beautiful mess.
1hr 57m Apr 23, 2023
1hr 57m
2032: RHONJ: This Is Why We Can't Have Niece Things
Live from Toronto, we're recapping the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E11) adventures in Ireland. And it wouldn't be a Jersey ep without Tre and Melissa scrapping about fambily — this time Antonia. Thanks to everyone who showed up tonight in Canada :)
1hr 31m Apr 22, 2023
1hr 31m
2031: Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Karen Gonna Karen
Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E02) is still stuck on the dock with a broken motor. Will Colin save the day? And how long will it take for Karen to Karen? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 15m Apr 19, 2023
1hr 15m
2030: Summer House: Housewarning
Summer House (S10#07) celebrates Lindsay and Carl's housewarming but danger: Danielle and Lindsay are determined to have it out about who calls each other the least. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 4m Apr 18, 2023
1hr 4m
2029: Top Chef: Picnic Blanket Statements
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef (S20E06) takes us on a picnic and Sara gets the blanket all crusty. Don't rush off, cuz we're forced to watch a Last Chance Kitchen to get the ending. In the end, it was all delicious. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patr...
1hr 27m Apr 18, 2023
1hr 27m