2028: RHUGT: Pole-ar Opposites
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Whitney throws a Tantric themed party on this week's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S03E06) and Alexia turns into a Puritan. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcr...
1hr 7m Apr 17, 2023
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2027: PumpRules: I SheShoo Do
Scheana and Brock tie the knot on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E10) and Katie rage comes a flyin' after news of the Scwartz and Raquel kiss hits the streets. Also, we talk a bit about Sandoval's interview with Howie Mandell. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:...
2hr 18m Apr 13, 2023
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2026: RHONJ: The L Word Ireland
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Ireland (S13E10) for Tre's bachelorette party, but it's not long for the L word to be brought up. Will Danielle spill the tea she's just been poured? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreo...
1hr 27m Apr 12, 2023
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2025: Below Deck Sailing: Failing Yacht
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Below Deck Sailing (S04E01) is back with a yacht that's clearly not up to the task. Thankfully there's a fresh man bun to keep Gary on his toes. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://w...
1hr 6m Apr 11, 2023
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2024: RHUGT: Bottled Up Emotions
Tensions are escalating on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 (S3E5) as Gizelle goes bonkers looking for her tequila bottle. Plus, Leah falls over.
1hr 35m Apr 11, 2023
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2023: Top Chef: Kent Hardly Wait
This week on Top Chef (S20E5), the contestants must cook with honey and mead for a sweet Quickfire. Afterwards, they trundle up to Kent for an overnight meal that they'll be serving family style.
1hr 34m Apr 10, 2023
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2022: Pump Rules: The Young & The Wrist Weights
After Tom Schwartz made a crazy appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, we knew we had to recap it. We were so blown away that our wrist weights almost fell off. Plus, the Avery Singer of it all was a delight. This was originally going to be a bonus ep for Patreon, but since it went 90 minutes; we've decided to release it as a proper full episode on the main feed (Bonus Patreon tier supporte...
1hr 33m Apr 09, 2023
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2021: Pump Rules: Preferred Club Listless
Scheana's wedding weekend in Mexico continues on Vanderpump Rules (S10E9), and Katie manages to be the most talked about guest without actually being a guest. Plus, Schwarz and Raquel finally kiss. So much depravity. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81120091
1hr 19m Apr 06, 2023
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2020: RHONJ: Her Cup Runneth Over
The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E9) gather to have their fortunes read, and Danielle tries to end speculation about her fight with her brother. Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81097497
1hr 28m Apr 05, 2023
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2019: Summer House: Old Man Mullet
Kyle turns forty on Summer House, which takes his mohawk game to an even sadder level. Lindsielle deteriorates further, Robert looks like he's hatching an escape plan, and a himbo with a pearl necklace threatens to breathe some life into this season. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreo...
1hr 2m Apr 04, 2023
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2018: RHUGT: Mardi Faux Pas
The ladies of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand have a Mardi Gras party, and Whitney and Heather keep fighting about the Outer Darkness. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ Tour Da...
1hr 4m Apr 04, 2023
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2017: Top Chef: Risky Biscuits
Top Chef takes on the every risky biscuits before heading to a stadium for some good ole fashion team sports. Congrats! Here's your troph...wait. Gail you're not supposed to be eating the trophies. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watch...
1hr 15m Apr 03, 2023
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2016: PumpRules Live in San Francisco: Swim Up Fool
We're live at San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts for this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. James slowly unravels when Raquel is unimpressed with his swim up room in Mexico, Scheana tries to make a seating arrangement for her Mexican wedding, and Katie gets down and dirty with Kristina. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://ww...
1hr 42m Apr 01, 2023
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2015: RHONJ Live in Seattle: No No, PJs
We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story about his latest night time attire. Will Tre's eyes blink right out of her head? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.c...
1hr 39m Mar 31, 2023
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2014: RHUGT: Carnival Cruise
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* It's Real Housewives of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand episode 3! In this ep, Leah gets called out for her Leah-ness and the Real Housewives Boat Curse strikes again. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheate...
1hr 25m Mar 30, 2023
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2015: RHUGT: Welcome to Your Elephantasy
Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2). Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2013-80725228
1hr 32m Mar 29, 2023
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2012: Summer House: Wine & Cheesy
This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total dud.
1hr 8m Mar 28, 2023
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2011: RHOM: One Life To Liver
The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 10m Mar 27, 2023
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2010: RHUGT: Crossed Off The Phuket List
Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere! We're covering everything from Heather trying to knock Leah off the wagon to Marysol's stomach ache.
1hr 53m Mar 25, 2023
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2009: PumpRules: It's Not Hard To See That Room Is Mine
Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!
1hr 40m Mar 24, 2023
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2008: RHONJ: Hula Let The Dogs Out?
On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV! Hey! This is Crappens on Demand. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts...
1hr 45m Mar 22, 2023
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2007: Below Deck: The Final Godd**mit!
We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr Mar 21, 2023
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2006: Summer House: Look Who's Montauking
Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.co...
1hr 18m Mar 21, 2023
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2005: #2005 RHOM: Whack Job
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://...
1hr 19m Mar 20, 2023
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2004: Top Chef: Puttin' On the Ritz
Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy...
1hr 24m Mar 17, 2023
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2003: PumpRules: Lake Have-a-seat
Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 54m Mar 16, 2023
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2002: RHONJ: A League of Their Groan
Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2002-80065035
1hr 9m Mar 15, 2023
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2001: Summer House: Carl's Quiet On The Festerin' Front
On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.
1hr 17m Mar 14, 2023
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2000: RHOM: Age Is Just a Jersey Number - Live from ATL
It's our 2000th's episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talking about her divorce, Alexia defending her star power, and Larsa interrupting all of the above.
1hr 24m Mar 13, 2023
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1999: Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Be British?
Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having Padma et. al. back, and of course, we can't have a Top Chef premiere without our traditional disclaimer: we love Gail Simmons. She is our favorite. We just like to pretend that Padma HATES Gail. We love Padma too! It'...
1hr 46m Mar 12, 2023
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1998: PumpRules: Paris in the Schwing-time Live in Charlotte
We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes out with Garcelle's son. This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 55m Mar 10, 2023
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1997: RHONJ: Drunk Histories
Jennifer Fessler hosts a BBQ on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E5) which devolves into a screaming matching between Marge and Jennifer. Later, Danielle hosts a Barbie party in Staten Island. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79716107/
1hr 17m Mar 08, 2023
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1996: Below Deck: DM-inent Drama
Ben must control his loins on this week's Below Deck (S10E15) as he works with his social media crush, Leigh Ann. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79713512
1hr 27m Mar 08, 2023
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1995: Summer House: Trust Fail
Danielle seems like she might get her head out of Lindsay's bum on this week's Summer House, but old habits are hard to break on slumber party night. I hope you guys can sleep through the sounds of Amanda's sobs. This week's premium bonus is free! It's all about the Vanderpump Rules scandal. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: http...
1hr 19m Mar 07, 2023
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1994: RHOP: Tell Me Lies
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey, we had fun! This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour D...
1hr 41m Mar 07, 2023
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1993: Bonus #438: End of a Sandriana Era: PumpRules Special
Major scandal went down in the Bravoverse last west weekend and we're here to mourn and scream together. This is a Patreon Bonus that is free to everyone this week. If you want more bonus episodes like this, join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 3m Mar 06, 2023
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1992: 2023 Golden Crappies, Part 2
Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wondery/episodes/7475da52-adfa-4037-99ef-cacff05f6a02 Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Ariel, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs...
1hr 6m Mar 05, 2023
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1991: 2023 Golden Crappies, Part 1
The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year. Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Ariel, Kiki Monique, A...
1hr 15m Mar 04, 2023
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1990: RHOM: Melting Shots
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Adriana tries to apologize at the Melting Pot Party on the Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S05E16), but will it be enough? And whose legs is Julia eating? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 15m Mar 03, 2023
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1989: PumpRules: CharKatieRie Day
Vanderpump Rules features a lot of extras tonight. Raquel asks Schwartz for a makeout, Katie cries over charcuterie, and James returns to James Mountain. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:/...
1hr 44m Mar 02, 2023
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1988: RHONJ: Bubble Trouble
Teresa has a Love Bubble Housewarming party. Will her brudder show up? Or will he stay home crying like the sad little meatball he is? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv...
1hr 10m Mar 02, 2023
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1987: Below Deck: Return of the King
Captain Lee makes a triumphant return to Below Deck and Haley celebrates her birthday by picking her nose on the phone w her boyfriend and talking about her smelly butt. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...
1hr 5m Mar 01, 2023
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1986: Summer House: Ride or Cry Friend
Danielle and Kyle find themselves at odds on Summer House (S7E03) over their loyalties to Carl. Meanwhile, Paige hosts a tea party, and Sam invites a hot trainer to the house.
1hr 9m Feb 28, 2023
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1985: RHOP: Cookies and Monsters
Part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S7E19) features accusations of cookie eating at Bar One and a frank conversation about colorism. Plus, Jac is back!
1hr 14m Feb 28, 2023
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1984: RHOM: My Left Out Foot - Live from Scottsdale
Adriana puts her foot into her mouth and can't get it out on Real Housewives of Miami (S5E15). This episode is like her music video premiere: on on fyah!
1hr 31m Feb 24, 2023
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1983: PumpRules: Don't ShiShoot The Messenger
It's a wild episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10E3) as Katie and Schwartz revert to their old selves and drag everyone into their misery. Great for us, sucky for them. Must protect ShiShu!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://ow.ly/K5Qe50N0cZq See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 46m Feb 23, 2023
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1982: RHONJ: Snub Thumping
On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E3), Joe Gorga is pissed that Tre and Luis have snubbed Melissa's fambily. Can things ever be fixed?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79068607
1hr 42m Feb 22, 2023
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1981: Below Deck: Queens and (Turkey) Clubs
Karma catches up to Alissa on this week's Below Deck and a new motley crew of pageant queens comes aboard to wipe their hoohaws on towels and demand turkey clubs. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...
1hr 7m Feb 21, 2023
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1980: Summer House: Don't Worry Carling
Something seems a bit robotic in RadHouseland on Summer House, and Kyle gets wasted and drags an absent Carl in front of everyone. No matter who makes up or who doesn't, just know this: Gabby will never accept a male cancer. This week's premium bonus is our first foray into the world of ChatGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-che...
1hr 33m Feb 21, 2023
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1979: RHOP: Board Fleeting
The Real Housewives of Potomac begins its reunion month with Mia on the grill about her multiple lies and mysterious mathematics. Everyone is dressed insanely, Candiace sprinkles in a couple of low reads, and Gizelle denies denies denies. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.co...
1hr 27m Feb 21, 2023
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