3292: #3292 The Valley S3E01 Part Two: Sip and Lacey
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...
42m Apr 02
42m
3291: #3291 The Valley S3E01 Part One: Sip and Lacey
This is part one of a two-part recap The Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhat...
51m Apr 02
51m
#3290 Summer House S10E9 Part Two: Training Old Yeller
This is part 2 of 2 Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! This is also the week we found out in real life that West and Amanda have been banging, so how will that affect this...
40m Apr 01
40m
3289: #3289 Summer House S10E9 Part One: Training Old Yeller
This is part one of a 2-part recap Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon....
52m Apr 01
52m
3288: #3288 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part Two: Honey Don’t
This is part 2 of 2 Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (...
45m Mar 31
45m
3287: #3287 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part One: Honey Don’t
This is part one of a two-part recap **We open this recap with a discussion of the Summer House drama. Skip to 19 min to avoid it and get on with Below Deck!** Ellie loses it with Ben’s honey boobooing and takes it to the Captain on Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. Y...
51m Mar 31
51m
3286: #3286 Married To Medicine S12E16 Part Two: Take Your Menicine
This is part 2 of 2 Married to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get before she becomes Pre...
39m Mar 30
39m
3285: #3285 Married To Medicine S12E16 Part One: Take Your Menicine
This is part one of a two-part recap Married to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get befor...
49m Mar 30
49m
3284: #3284 Ladies of London S4E05: Nouveau Riche Reach
The Ladies of London split up for dual parties where Mark shows his claws and comes after Margo for being new money. The horror! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ron...
56m Mar 27
56m
3283: #3283 RHOBH S15E15 Part Two: All Dope Abandon
This is part 2 of a 2-parter The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still squabbling over nothing in Italy. Kyle tries to convince everyone that they all think Dorit is losing her mind but Dorit has the last laugh when she abandons Kyle and Erika on the side of the road. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmande...
44m Mar 27
44m
3282: #3282 RHOBH S15E15 Part One: All Dope Abandon
This is part one of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still squabbling over nothing in Italy. Kyle tries to convince everyone that they all think Dorit is losing her mind but Dorit has the last laugh when she abandons Kyle and Erika on the side of the road. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatc...
1hr 5m Mar 27
1hr 5m
3281: #3281 Southern Hospitality S4E04: Goodbye to Cucumbersome Friends
Southern Hospitality’s girls and gays night turns ugly when Grace Lilly is kicked out for being an ass and Mia refuses to apologize to Jordan for agreeing to go on a date with Justin. Will Maddie forgive Grace one last time or is she donezo? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...
53m Mar 26
53m
3280: #3280 Southern Charm S11E18 Reunion 2 Part Two: No Craig to Stand On
This is part 2 of 2 The Southern Charm reunion wraps up this week. The cast tries to explain to Craig that he’s the problem, but he just keeps inserting his key phrase “but they just keep poking at me” and then says that his ChatGPTherapist never correlated his drinking to his rage issues. Hm. Might wanna get a human being to talk to. Or not, because it was a pretty funny episode. Salley stand...
41m Mar 26
41m
3279: #3279 Southern Charm S11E17 Reunion 2 Part One: No Craig to Stand On
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The Southern Charm reunion wraps up this week. The cast tries to explain to Craig that he’s the problem, but he just keeps inserting his key phrase “but they just keep poking at me” and then says that his ChatGPTherapist never correlated his drinking to his rage issues. Hm. Might wanna get a human being to talk to. Or not, because it was a pretty funny episode....
51m Mar 26
51m
3278: #3278: Summer House S10E8 Part Two: Old Man (Cry Me a) River
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Summer House has a party for Kyle’s birthday, where he throws a childish hissy fit because no one shows up to his DJ set in the living room. There’s a senior citizen party, a dangly rubber rack on Ciara, and some mess when Dara finds out what Bailey said about her.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Pa...
40m Mar 25
40m
3277: #3277: Summer House S10E8 Part One: Old Man (Cry Me a) River
This is part one of a two-part recap! Summer House has a party for Kyle’s birthday, where he throws a childish hissy fit because no one shows up to his DJ set in the living room. There’s a senior citizen party, a dangly rubber rack on Ciara, and some mess when Dara finds out what Bailey said about her.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go t...
51m Mar 25
51m
3276: #3276 Below Deck Down Under S04E08 Part Two: Honey Badgered
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! After Ben calls Ellie “honey” one too many times, our Balkan heroine finally snaps, leading to the explosion we’ve been bracing for all season on Below Deck Down Under.  Meanwhile, there’s a panty liner on the wall! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/wat...
45m Mar 24
45m
3275: #3275 Below Deck Down Under S04E08 Part One: Honey Badgered
This is part one of a two-part recap! After Ben calls Ellie “honey” one too many times, our Balkan heroine finally snaps, leading to the explosion we’ve been bracing for all season on Below Deck Down Under.  Meanwhile, there’s a panty liner on the wall! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com...
50m Mar 24
50m
3274: #3274 Crappy Hour 3/23/26: RHOM Paused and MomTok Off the Rails
This week on Crappy Hour Live, we talk about the beloved Real Housewives of Miami being paused and MomTok news going completely crazy.  We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) and http://youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/w...
51m Mar 24
51m
3273: #3273 Married To Medicine S12E15: A Friendship on Life Support
Married to Medicine opens its reunion with news that Dr. Simone and Dr. Jackie are beefing. Is this the end of the road for them? Or can Andy save the day? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Insta...
1hr 27m Mar 23
1hr 27m
3272: #3272 Ladies of London S4E04: Going Hard in the Paint
At a nude painting session on Ladies of London, Missé tries to confront Kimi about her callous commentary, but no trauma dumping will move our favorite expat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Ins...
1hr 7m Mar 20
1hr 7m
3271: #3271 RHOBH S15E14 Part 2: The Masked Zinger
Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
46m Mar 20
46m
3270: #3270 RHOBH S15E14 Part 1: The Masked Zinger
This is part 1 of a twp-part recap Boz makes a shady joke, which leads to simpering and whimpering in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Even Natalie has a moment! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us ...
54m Mar 20
54m
3269: #3269 Southern Hospitality S4E03: And The Emmy Goes To…
The cast of Southern Hospitality confronts Emmy about her various microaggressions and fat shamings, and thanks to the power of friendship, they find a way to move forward.  Alcohol helps too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/wat...
1hr 30m Mar 19
1hr 30m
3268: #3268 Southern Charm S11E16 Reunion 1: The Empath of Least Resistance
The Southern Charm reunion kicked off with some greatest hits: slut shaming and narcissism. The good news is that Craig has a special spray for empaths that a Nashville magician concocted; so he’s living large. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes ...
1hr 18m Mar 19
1hr 18m
3267: #3267: Summer House S10E7: Spin the Throttle
Summer House celebrates Kyle’s birthday by making out with each other. Lindsay was even sarcastically nice to Carl! West is still doing the most by trying to get back on the audience’s good side, and Ciara gets vulnerable with us. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . F...
1hr 19m Mar 18
1hr 19m
3266: #3266 Below Deck Down Under S04E07 Part Two: Disco Helmet Desertion
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Under continues to up the pressure on Ellie and we’re all waiting for her to blow. In the meantime, Alesia gets even worse at her job and chooses sleep over work after having the deal with the stress of avoiding her boyfriend’s texts all day. If there’s a disco helmet of doom but no one there to wear it, does it even have power? To watch this re...
40m Mar 17
40m
3265: #3265 Below Deck Down Under S04E07 Part One: Disco Helmet Desertion
This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under continues to up the pressure on Ellie and we’re all waiting for her to blow. In the meantime, Alesia gets even worse at her job and chooses sleep over work after having the deal with the stress of avoiding her boyfriend’s texts all day. If there’s a disco helmet of doom but no one there to wear it, does it even have power? To watch thi...
54m Mar 17
54m
3264: #3264 Married To Medicine S12E14: The Meh Gala
Married to Medicine celebrates their season finale at Toya’s Med Gala, where Steve and Mimi don’t appreciate having to buy a ticket. WTH. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Watch the show LIVE on Veeps: https://ihr.fm/iHeartPodcastAwards2026 Listen to the show LIVE...
1hr 7m Mar 16
1hr 7m
3263: #3263 THE 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART TWO
Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
1hr 28m Mar 15
1hr 28m
3262: #3262 The 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART ONE
This is part 1 Welcome to the 2026 Golden Crappies Live from the Fonda Theater in Hollywood. The fashion! The celebs! The ART. It’s our fourteenth year honoring and skewering the best and worst of Bravo, and we couldn’t be more excited for a night with friends, family, and you, sweet Geraldine. Enjoy the show! To listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watch...
1hr 20m Mar 15
1hr 20m
3261: #3261 Ladies of London S4E03: DeWine Truths
Ladies of London heads to a vineyard to get to know each other better, but the vulnerability almost chokes someone and it’s not going to end well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watc...
1hr 13m Mar 13
1hr 13m
3260: #3260 RHOBH S15E13 Part Two: Madame Butterfly AF
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are in Italy, and they’re still trying to make Amanda scream and yell about something. Anything! She won’t be manipulated, though, and stays placid. Even her cult story is boring the ladies. Don’t worry. A private opera will spice things up! Don’t tell Timothée Chalamet. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus epis...
41m Mar 13
41m
3259: #3259 RHOBH S15E13 Part One: Madame Butterfly AF
This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are in Italy, and they’re still trying to make Amanda scream and yell about something. Anything! She won’t be manipulated, though, and stays placid. Even her cult story is boring the ladies. Don’t worry. A private opera will spice things up! Don’t tell Timothée Chalamet. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus...
58m Mar 13
58m
3258: #3258 Southern Hospitality S4E02: Powerpoint Taken
Southern Hospitality finds Maddie so angry that she’s resorted to learning Powerpoint to get her feelings across. Brad doesn’t have that app, so he just uses old fashioned talking to make her realize that Emmy might have been distorting the truth a bit. This won’t affect Emmy though, cuz she’s super zen this season. By that I mean she’s hyperventilating by the time credits roll. To watch this r...
1hr 12m Mar 12
1hr 12m
3257: #3257 Southern Charm S11E15: The Party of DeCraigulation
Southern Charm finishes its season at a big cast party where Craig gets dumped and Charley gets Leva’d. Salley’s pestering finally works as she wears Austen down to a situationship where he can make out with her whenever he wants and promise nothing. Aw, romance! Sorry to whatever chickens were harmed in the paving of Salley’s road to fboi paradise. To watch this recap on video, listen to our b...
1hr 15m Mar 12
1hr 15m
3256: #3256 Vanderpump Rules S12E14: Pain at the Pump
Vanderpump Rules finishes its maiden reboot season at the second reunion, where Shayne gets vlnrbool, Marcus defends wanting a baby despite having no means or capability, and the Eyebrow Twins stump for the importance of penis pumps. It’s actually heroic. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.co...
1hr 17m Mar 11
1hr 17m
3255: #3255: Summer House S10E6: Hits and Missus
Bailey makes a tacky joke on Summer House, but was Ben’s reaction a bit aggro? Plus, West has a crush on Ciara (again). To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram ...
1hr 14m Mar 11
1hr 14m
3254: #3254 Below Deck Down Under S04E06 Part Two: Textual Desires
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Alesia and Eddy’s texts are all the talk on Below Deck Down Under as Mike spends his every waking minute gossiping about them to any person, fish, or rock that will listen. Plus, the new guests want lunch, which somehow seems to paralyze Ben. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...
44m Mar 10
44m
3253: #3253 Below Deck Down Under S04E06 Part One: Textual Desires
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap! Alesia and Eddy’s texts are all the talk on Below Deck Down Under as Mike spends his every waking minute gossiping about them to any person, fish, or rock that will listen. Plus, the new guests want lunch, which somehow seems to paralyze Ben. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
54m Mar 10
54m
3252: #3252 Married To Medicine S12E12: A Couple of Issues
Married to Medicine wraps up its very interesting couples trip with Curtis taking a sanctimonious biblical stance on marriage.  Doesn’t seem like he’s the right messenger, but maybe he thinks he is?  Hmmm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at pa...
55m Mar 09
55m
#3251 Ladies of London S4E02: Truth or Dara
On Ladies of London, pink walkie talkies lead to a cast member’s departure, which may be a first for Bravo! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelk...
1hr 19m Mar 09
1hr 19m
3250: #3250 Ladies of London S4E01: Madam About You
Ladies of London is back! The voices are smokier, the scandals juicier, and the pets stranger. Between the magpies and rhinos and madam rumors, there’s a lot to love here. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and fol...
1hr 11m Mar 07
1hr 11m
3249: #3249 RHOBH S15E12: Florence and the Meh-chine
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills heads to Florence for a fabulous trip where they… sit on two twin beds and talk about fitting in.  Oh, and Dorit is late.  Well, not late.  But almost late.  Which is on time. SHE’S SO ERRATIC!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . ...
1hr 5m Mar 06
1hr 5m
3248: #3248 Bonus: Candiace Dillard Bassett Talks Traitors!
The one and only Candiace Dillard Bassett joins us to talk about her time on The Traitors and how she feels about a controversial article calling for a ban on housewives.  Come listen to this hilarious interview and then go subscribe to her podcast Undomesticated. Oh, and be sure to stream her new song “If Only.” To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listen...
42m Mar 06
42m
3247: #3247 Southern Hospitality S4E01: Weiner Takes All
Southern Hospitality explodes back onto Bravo with a season premiere so packed with drama and chaos we quite frankly don’t even know where to begin. Maddi is traumatized by Brad; Brad and TJ and betrayed by Emmy; Molly is upset at Michols; Grace Lilly is… in a little tent; and Joe Bradley just wants a guys night. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listen...
1hr 53m Mar 05
1hr 53m
3246: #3246 Southern Charm S11E14: Blood, Sweat, and Heals
Ever wonder what would happen if you slow roasted the cast of Southern Charm? Now we know! Most of the gang submits to a sweat lodge in Mexico in the aims of healing, which probably will never happen, but it was fun to watch!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find...
1hr 1m Mar 05
1hr 1m
3245: #3245 Vanderpump Rules S12E13: Goat Cheese Brawl
It’s the first reunion episode for the new Vanderpump Rules kids, and Audrey is on the warpath. Will Lisa finally learn what a homey is? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 9m Mar 05
1hr 9m
3244: #3244: Summer House S10E5 Part Two: Rein There Done That
This is part two of a two-part recap! Ciara finds out Jesse asked to make out with her at a Summer House Renaissance Fair party and…cries. I guess I wouldn’t want that mouth chasing me either, tbf. The new lady makes a splash and tries to show Baylie how to flirt, and Carl finally gets a smile from Lindsay. He’s finally in the mix you guys. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus epi...
42m Mar 04
42m
3243: #3243: Summer House S10E5: Rein There Done That
This is part one of a two-part recap Ciara finds out Jesse asked to make out with her at a Summer House Renaissance Fair party and…cries. I guess I wouldn’t want that mouth chasing me either, tbf. The new lady makes a splash and tries to show Baylie how to flirt, and Carl finally gets a smile from Lindsay. He’s finally in the mix you guys. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus epis...
52m Mar 04
52m