#801 RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles
There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.
57m Sep 27, 2018
57m
#800: RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play.
41m Sep 26, 2018
41m
799: #799 RHOC: The Olive Spar-den
It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The Crown and Netflix’ new show, Maniac. To hear it, become a member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 19m Sep 25, 2018
1hr 19m
798: #798 Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline
Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! *Our Limited HEY BETCH shirts are available through September at CrappensMerch.com*Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville in 2018! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
50m Sep 24, 2018
50m
#797 SHAHS: So Much To Seder
"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap!
1hr 25m Sep 21, 2018
1hr 25m
796: #796 RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins
It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwha...
1hr 15m Sep 20, 2018
1hr 15m
795: #795 Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz
The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find...
59m Sep 19, 2018
59m
#794 RHOC: All About Steve
This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!
1hr 18m Sep 18, 2018
1hr 18m
#793 Married2Med: Boiling Crabs
Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.
1hr Sep 17, 2018
1hr
#792 RHOD: Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver
For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver!
1hr 42m Sep 14, 2018
1hr 42m
#791 BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff.
1hr 2m Sep 12, 2018
1hr 2m
#790 RHOC: Seeing Red
Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.
1hr 16m Sep 11, 2018
1hr 16m
Song: Hey Betch!
Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch!**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle, Nashville, Charleston and Dallas! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
2m Sep 11, 2018
2m
789: #789 Shahs: Bath Bomb
MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find...
1hr 9m Sep 11, 2018
1hr 9m
788: #788 Married2Med: Nurse Wretched
Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crapp...
1hr 5m Sep 10, 2018
1hr 5m
787: #787 RHOD: Honey Badger Do Give a F**k
The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*...
1hr 18m Sep 07, 2018
1hr 18m
786: #786 RHONY: Boo, Ya Betch
Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August ...
1hr 25m Sep 06, 2018
1hr 25m
785: #785 Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End
Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denv...
1hr 17m Sep 05, 2018
1hr 17m
#784 Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?
The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.
1hr Sep 05, 2018
1hr
#783 RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle
Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen!
1hr 2m Aug 31, 2018
1hr 2m
#782 RHONY: Best Friends for Never
The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions and then weigh in with your own!!
1hr 12m Aug 31, 2018
1hr 12m
781: #781 Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp
Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim?This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations in Palm Beach and penises in Atlanta. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale...
1hr 10m Aug 29, 2018
1hr 10m
780: #780 RHOC: A-hole in One
The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it.This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations in Palm Beach and penises in Atlanta. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh!...
1hr 10m Aug 28, 2018
1hr 10m
#779: Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!
We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? This was back when Nene and Kim were friends (and had different faces), when Deshawn Snow had hope, and Lisa Wu Hartwell was, well, a thing. We had SO MUCH FUN recapping t...
1hr 27m Aug 27, 2018
1hr 27m
#778 RHOD: Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!
This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas herself, LeeAnne Locken! #blessed
1hr 28m Aug 26, 2018
1hr 28m
#777 RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach
The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!!
1hr 36m Aug 24, 2018
1hr 36m
776: #776 Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow
The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? This week's bonus episode is about HBO shows, Big Brother, and Housewives books on Amazon.. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach, Atlanta a...
1hr 8m Aug 22, 2018
1hr 8m
#775 RHOC: Got Milkman?
This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode!
1hr 1m Aug 21, 2018
1hr 1m
774: #774 RHOP: F You, Weirdo!
It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading? This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappe...
1hr 3m Aug 20, 2018
1hr 3m
773: #773 Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It
The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach, Atlanta and Denver! Find ticket links ...
1hr 26m Aug 17, 2018
1hr 26m
#772 RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres
"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. Come join us as we recap this hilarious show!
1hr 6m Aug 16, 2018
1hr 6m
771: #771 RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies
It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all.This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is co...
1hr 23m Aug 16, 2018
1hr 23m
#770 BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony
So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things. Come check out our super-sized recap of this hilarious episode!
1hr 20m Aug 15, 2018
1hr 20m
769: #769 RHOC: Texas Scold'em
The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not.This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to West Palm B...
1hr 10m Aug 14, 2018
1hr 10m
#768 RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy
Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come listen!And don't forget to come see us on tour. Get tix here: watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 13m Aug 13, 2018
1hr 13m
767: #767 Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard
Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale th...
55m Aug 10, 2018
55m
766: #766 RHONY: House Shun-ters
Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live...
1hr 4m Aug 09, 2018
1hr 4m
765: #765 BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain
Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at cr...
58m Aug 08, 2018
58m
764: #764 RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black
Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop changing the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next week! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patre...
54m Aug 07, 2018
54m
763: #763 RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni
Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition GARSH! tees at c...
1hr 17m Aug 06, 2018
1hr 17m
762: #762 Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One
Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...
35m Aug 05, 2018
35m
761: #761 Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals
The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limit...
1hr 16m Aug 03, 2018
1hr 16m
760: #760 RHONY: Woah-tanic
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle...
54m Aug 02, 2018
54m
#759 BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.
1hr 3m Aug 01, 2018
1hr 3m
#758 RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators
Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."
57m Jul 31, 2018
57m
#757 RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to the bottom of it: deliver some shady pizza.
59m Jul 31, 2018
59m
756: #756 RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies
The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars. **Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach and Atlanta this summer! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 8m Jul 28, 2018
1hr 8m
#755 SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley
The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in a ditch. We've got every inch of this bonkers Reunion Part 2 covered.
1hr 30m Jul 27, 2018
1hr 30m
754: #754 Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy
Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July!*Crappens Live is coming to Philade...
53m Jul 25, 2018
53m
#753 RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing
After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new housewife Gina!
1hr 16m Jul 24, 2018
1hr 16m