#620 Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group
Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we've learned anything from Dr. Jackie and Curtis, it's that sometimes a man is only good for changing a lightbulb. Come listen to our recap!
55m Jan 17, 2018
55m
#619 RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth
There's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it was all worth it to meet our new favorite psychic: MBELE. Come listen to our recap as we rip apart the whole episode.
1hr 22m Jan 16, 2018
1hr 22m
#618 TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?
This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen to our recap!
1hr 10m Jan 12, 2018
1hr 10m
#617 RHONJ: Fall From Grace
On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy's credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she's fallen, and she can't get up. Come listen to our recap of this disco-inferno-turned-ambulatory-care saga.
1hr 26m Jan 12, 2018
1hr 26m
#616 RHOBH: Tokyo Hellooo!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don't care, though, cuz they're momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 8m Jan 10, 2018
1hr 8m
#615 PumpRules: Britney Shocked To Learn Jax Is Still a Pig
This week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some cold, hard receipts to dash Jax's redemption. Come listen to our recap of this crazy episode. No squirrels were injured in the recording of our show.
1hr 26m Jan 09, 2018
1hr 26m
#614 RHOA: Tea and Sympathy
The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that's dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
51m Jan 08, 2018
51m
#613 Top Chef: Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?
Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let's find out! This week's bonus is all about our Christmas vacays. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 9m Jan 05, 2018
1hr 9m
#612 RHONJ: The Grudgeatelli Pasta Station
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a second rate pasta shop? This week's bonus is a recap of our Holiday Vacations. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at wat...
1hr 10m Jan 04, 2018
1hr 10m
#611 RHOBH: Horsing Around
Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our recap of this exciting equestrian moment as well as some daddy issues from Erika and a birthday party for Dorit.
1hr 11m Jan 03, 2018
1hr 11m
#610 PumpRules: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls
"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips from the first one! Come listen to our recap of the latest episode!
1hr 32m Jan 03, 2018
1hr 32m
#609 RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic
The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watc...
1hr 21m Dec 21, 2017
1hr 21m
#608 RHOBH: Same Nest, New Broken Bird
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhat...
1hr 17m Dec 20, 2017
1hr 17m
#607 PumpRules: Jaxination
The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato sack with him? Beer cheese! This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston...
1hr 23m Dec 19, 2017
1hr 23m
#606 RHOA: Love in the First Degree
The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree's new man. Collect that love, baby! This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket lin...
48m Dec 18, 2017
48m
#605 Top Chef and Below Deck: It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy
If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking, you'll love it! Also, we talk a bit about the Below Deck reunion and make tons of Hoda jokes. This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a pr...
1hr 39m Dec 16, 2017
1hr 39m
#604 RHONJ: The Elephant in the Duomo
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance as Bobby Bender, Ben's birthday weekend, and Married to Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, and Houston! Tickets on sale Friday at 10AM. Find link...
1hr 7m Dec 14, 2017
1hr 7m
#603 Relationshep: A Shep In Every Port
Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. We break it all down in this episode. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep."
1hr 7m Dec 13, 2017
1hr 7m
#602 PumpRules: Sur Wars - The Last Jax Lie?
Epic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. What a crazy time to be alive. Come listen to our recap of it all!
1hr 34m Dec 13, 2017
1hr 34m
#601 RHOA: Bae Area Bride
Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. Come join us for our recap of the episode!
1hr 7m Dec 11, 2017
1hr 7m
#600 Top Chef: 'Top Chef' Goes Mile High
We're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we dissect every handlebar mustache, potato chowder, and corn salad of the episode.
1hr 27m Dec 08, 2017
1hr 27m
#599 RHONJ: Posche Spice
It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a frumpy medium! We're such a freakout over this.
1hr 10m Dec 07, 2017
1hr 10m
#598 Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother's Circus
Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, and Houston! Tickets on sale Friday at 10AM. Find lin...
1hr 3m Dec 06, 2017
1hr 3m
#597 PumpRules: Declaration of Faith
"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap the entire monumental season premiere. Epic.
1hr 36m Dec 06, 2017
1hr 36m
#596 RHOA: Marlo in the Middle
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***...
1hr 9m Dec 05, 2017
1hr 9m
#595 RHONJ: Sog Park Diaries
The drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian restaurant. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***For 50 percent off your Stitch Fix order, go to stitchfix.com/crappens!
1hr 17m Nov 30, 2017
1hr 17m
#594 BelowDeck: Kate Plus 8 (headaches)
"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate episode wherein First Stew Kate all but explodes
49m Nov 29, 2017
49m
#593 RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age
The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 3m Nov 28, 2017
1hr 3m
#592 RHOA: Don't Be Tardy for the White Party
Did you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Association of Clams and Scallops? Well, Kim Zolciak didn't either, but that didn't stop her from crashing the partay. Come check out our recap of this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta!
1hr 12m Nov 28, 2017
1hr 12m
#591 BelowDeck: It's All Gravy (and Scallops)
Matt's still serving up mediocre food on "Below Deck," and if that's not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle's gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up locked in a bathroom? Who knows? Come listen to our very special Thanksgiving recap!
1hr 18m Nov 23, 2017
1hr 18m
#590 Married to Medicine: Track and Shield
It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and field day for FITNI, where Heavenly just barely resists using the tug of war rope to strangle the new chick. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, becom...
1hr 16m Nov 22, 2017
1hr 16m
#589 RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?
Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr Nov 21, 2017
1hr
#588 RHOA: Disco Infer-no
***This file was uploaded incorrectly. Re-uploaded! Sorry for the trouble! Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 18m Nov 21, 2017
1hr 18m
#588 RHOA: Disco Infer-nope
Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 17m Nov 20, 2017
1hr 17m
#587 Below Deck: Cougar Watch
Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching himself? And did Kate call Jen a whore, or is Jen just reaaaaaaally stupid? Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 11m Nov 17, 2017
1hr 11m
#586 RHONJ: Trick or Retreat
This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug use, bullying, and public shaming are at play. Come grab a Rails-tini and listen to our recap!
1hr 14m Nov 16, 2017
1hr 14m
#585 RHOD: Reunion Part L22
Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 1m Nov 15, 2017
1hr 1m
#584 RHOC: Candle With Care
The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 6m Nov 15, 2017
1hr 6m
#583 RHOA: Baths & Showers
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join us for the recap!
1hr 14m Nov 13, 2017
1hr 14m
#581 Below Deck: The Legend of Ass Ho
Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
49m Nov 10, 2017
49m
#581 RHONJ: Marges Get Soggy Too
Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this study in Jersey parenting!
1hr 6m Nov 09, 2017
1hr 6m
#580 RHOD: PTSDildo
You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons with our recap!
1hr 9m Nov 08, 2017
1hr 9m
#579 RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking
Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb shank and marital awkwardness.
1hr 23m Nov 08, 2017
1hr 23m
#578 RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers
**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celebrates with a leafblower. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 13m Nov 07, 2017
1hr 13m
#577 RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge
We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join the crowd as we recap the pasta tasting from hell. And afterwards, stay tuned for the first ever Watch What Crappens wedding proposal!!! Thanks to everyone who bought tickets and came to the show!
1hr 30m Nov 05, 2017
1hr 30m
RHOD: Musical Epilogue
We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
2m Nov 02, 2017
2m
#576 Below Deck: The Musical
Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep her boobs in her bikini? We were so nervous about the whole thing that we just sang the whole time. This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreo...
54m Nov 02, 2017
54m
#575 RHOD: Rules of Engagement
The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’s throat get slit? This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 19m Nov 01, 2017
1hr 19m
#574 RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017
It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRAWLY recap of the latest Real Housewives of Orange County episode! Boooooooo!!
1hr 4m Oct 31, 2017
1hr 4m
#573 Shahs of Sunset: The Dools of Our Lives
Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out its season with screaming, yelling, and a near overdose. See ya next year, suckas! This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwh...
1hr 14m Oct 30, 2017
1hr 14m