#522 RHOAuckland: Method Madness
The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused over a blue collar car. Delicious. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episod...
56m Aug 18, 2017
56m
#521 RHONY & BelowDeckMed: We’re Reunited Okaay?
Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med gets a special #WWHL Reunion to assure everyone that Chef Adam isn’t stalking Malia! Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http:/...
1hr 52m Aug 17, 2017
1hr 52m
#520 RHOD: A Clean Lone Star Slate
Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 9m Aug 16, 2017
1hr 9m
#519 RHOC: Sip 'n' Seeing Red
The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end in sight, there are still miracles to be had on Real Housewives of Orange County - such as Shannon and Kelly burying the hatchet (for now). Grab your poncho and come listen to our recap of all things RHOC!
1hr 14m Aug 15, 2017
1hr 14m
#518 Shahs: Jerusalem Be Poppin'!
The Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwards, it's Shabbat with Mike's family and then a trip to Jerusalem to visit the Western Wall. We recap everything: from MJ's dirty feet to Asa's pregnancy pilgrimage. Come listen!
47m Aug 14, 2017
47m
#517 RHOAKL: The Pussycat Brawls
The claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties, their behavior reminds us that they're the real cats, now and forever.Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag where we delve a little deeper into the legend known as GERALDINE PARSONS SMITH.
1hr 7m Aug 11, 2017
1hr 7m
#516 RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy
The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes talking about these neurotic ladies. Come join us as we send of the RHONY season in style.
1hr 33m Aug 10, 2017
1hr 33m
#515 BelowDeckMed: The Final Napdown
Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
59m Aug 09, 2017
59m
#514 RHOC: Justice Lip Clip
The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 18m Aug 08, 2017
1hr 18m
#513 Shahs of Sunset: Bringing the I to Israel
Shahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 4m Aug 07, 2017
1hr 4m
#512 RHOAKL: Angela Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger...
The cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle's house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a _________. Daggers are thrown! And we catch ever last one of them. If you're not watch Real Housewives of Auckland, you're 100% missing out on excellence.
1hr 2m Aug 04, 2017
1hr 2m
#511 RHONY: Spanish Rose
BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship that turned out not to be all roses. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 18m Aug 03, 2017
1hr 18m
#510 BelowDeckMed: His Milkshake Brings All The Girls To The Yacht; Special Guest Hannah Ferrier
Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie launch into a full recap of this week's latest Below Deck Med episode, which features milkshakes, escorts, and various romantic entanglements. Come listen, subscribe, and share!
1hr 40m Aug 02, 2017
1hr 40m
#509 RHOC: Betch Erasure
Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 8m Aug 01, 2017
1hr 8m
#508 Shahs: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Israel
Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all the "Shahs of Sunset" cringeworthy moments from the costumes to the ovulation sticks. Come listen!
1hr 12m Aug 01, 2017
1hr 12m
#507 RHOAuckland: Bus Stop Models
We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 10m Jul 28, 2017
1hr 10m
#506 RHONY: Skinny Girl Hostages
Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 12m Jul 27, 2017
1hr 12m
#505 BelowDeckMed: Wedgie-pers Creepers
The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covered on today's episode; so you better listen! LATER SKATER!Plus, Listener Spotlight!
1hr 3m Jul 26, 2017
1hr 3m
#504 RHOC: Weight, Weight... Don't Tell Me!
Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea-pig-poopin' edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen to our recap of this insta-classic episode!
1hr 14m Jul 25, 2017
1hr 14m
#503 Shahs of Sunset: Zoo Wrongs Don’t Make a Right
Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 2m Jul 24, 2017
1hr 2m
#502 RHONY: Livin' La Vida LuAnn
The ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunken pratfall. It's nonstop bickering from them, nonstop laughing from us. We love this show. Grab your whistles, watch out for the bushes, and make sure your chemical peel has healed because we're talking RHONY in ¡Mexico!
1hr 12m Jul 21, 2017
1hr 12m
#500 RHOC: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S #500!
It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of "Real Housewives of Orange County." We didn't forget it about it! Afterwards, there's a live edition of Listener Spotlight, and then we give the Crappens treatment to Ramona's "Love Connection"...
1hr 37m Jul 20, 2017
1hr 37m
#501 Below Deck Med: Irish Car Bombed
Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia cuz she’s hot, ok? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 18m Jul 19, 2017
1hr 18m
#499 SouthernCharm & RHOP: Red State Squabblers & Blue Eyed Suitors
Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Potomac" where we take on Juan, Ashley, Karen, and the mysterious BLUE EYES. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro / Amazon Prime bitching / Southern Charm01:02:43 - RHOP
1hr 33m Jul 18, 2017
1hr 33m
#498 Shahs of Sunset: Bras of Sunset
Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a year. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
58m Jul 17, 2017
58m
#497 BelowDeckMed: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain scandalous Dallas trysts. Nevertheless, we've got the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean" covered, now with 110% more inaccurate accents. Stick around afterwards for Crappens Mailbag!
1hr 9m Jul 14, 2017
1hr 9m
#496 RHONY: Mexican Standoff
We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than done. This results in an emotional, angry, and generally hilarious confrontation over dinner. We recap every moment of the fight, and for added fun, we revisit Clear The Flem afterwards!
1hr 27m Jul 13, 2017
1hr 27m
#495 SouthernCharm: Charleston Chew Out
It's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping it all - from Kathryn's fiery rose dress to Craig's formative gender studies education. Come join us, and don't forget to buy tickets to our live show on 9/2: watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 8m Jul 12, 2017
1hr 8m
#493 RHOC: Jesus Take The Wheel (Of Brie)
Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 4m Jul 11, 2017
1hr 4m
#493 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: Great Falls of Grande Dames
The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends with hugs and apologies for Chuck E Cheese shaming. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 1:06:31 Invite Only Cabo Finale
1hr 29m Jul 10, 2017
1hr 29m
#492 RHONY: Truths, Dares and Tims w Stefanie Wilder Taylor
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 8m Jul 06, 2017
1hr 8m
#491 Jackie Schimmel Talks RHOP
Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry, we do the ThaTha. Find Jackie on The Bitch Bible wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhat...
49m Jul 03, 2017
49m
#490 SouthernCharmSav: Conflicting Engagements
"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not quite what he was looking for. Even worse, he totally undercut Ashley's masquerade fundraiser, leaving her to stew in her mask. So rude. We break it all down PLUS it's Friday, which means it's time for Crappens Mailbag!! Happy weekend y'all!
1hr 4m Jun 30, 2017
1hr 4m
#489 RHONY: Ski Clip
The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 11m Jun 29, 2017
1hr 11m
#488 BelowDeckMed: It Go Down In The DM
Lesson learned from this week's Below Deck: Mediterranean - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last week's hawwwt primary Jason, but you guys don't worry about it - they only kissed for, like, TWO SECONDS; so it's totally cool. Come check out our recap where we dive into this scanda...
1hr 4m Jun 28, 2017
1hr 4m
#487 SouthernCharm: See Ya Later, Mediator!
It's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover all the good stuff - from Kathryn's outfit to Naomi's musical cues. So much fun. Come listen!
1hr 18m Jun 27, 2017
1hr 18m
#486 Larry Sims & Emily Moses: Invite Only Cabo
Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions are answered, but the biggest is: What are Emily’s delicious nails made out of? We had a great time and laughed our asses off with these two. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group vi...
44m Jun 26, 2017
44m
#485 Southern Charm Sav: The Daddy Issue
This week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
53m Jun 23, 2017
53m
BONUS: Katie Cazorla Talks 'Second Wives Club' and RHONY
Katie Cazorla of "Second Wives Club" is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about each other, Second Wives Club, and Real Housewives of New York!
43m Jun 22, 2017
43m
#484 RHONY: Selfie Awareness Day
Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of people wear terrible furs. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 13m Jun 22, 2017
1hr 13m
#483 BelowDeckMed: Hannah and Her Misters
Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah's gonna get herself some hawwwt primary action. Meanwhile, Bobby entrances a cougar, Adam has pork problems, and Max does something we don't understand. Just another day on "Below Deck: Mediterranean!" Come listen to o...
1hr 3m Jun 21, 2017
1hr 3m
#482 Southern Charm: Dolphin Dinner
This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 25m Jun 20, 2017
1hr 25m
#481 RHOP / Cabo: Dame & Dumber
Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its sky-low expectations? All these questions and more will be answered in our recap of "Real Housewives of Potomac." Then it's on to "Invite Only: Cabo" where the icky love triange bet...
1hr 34m Jun 20, 2017
1hr 34m
#480 SouthernCharmSav: Burning Bridges
Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! It's everything we want out of "Southern Charm: Savannah" plus rancid oysters! And to top it off, we've got another edition of Crappens Mailbag!
1hr 4m Jun 16, 2017
1hr 4m
Do The D'Agostino - Official Single
Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny, Carole, Sonja, and Tinsley!
2m Jun 16, 2017
2m
#479 RHONY: Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!
It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show. Also, talk of Chinatown, oysters, tissue paper, and all the usual crazy stuff on this show. Thanks for listening!
1hr 6m Jun 15, 2017
1hr 6m
#478 Below Deck Med: As the Onion Turns
The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
56m Jun 14, 2017
56m
#477 SouthernCharm: Kiss From A Rose
The "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to stick his tongue down her throat. We've got the controversy covered as we try to parse out all the information and make sense of it all.
1hr 3m Jun 13, 2017
1hr 3m
#476 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: The Huger Experience
Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 15m Jun 12, 2017
1hr 15m
#472 Southern Charm Sav: Egregious Allegoricals!
A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
57m Jun 09, 2017
57m