3194: #3194 RHOBH S15E07 Part Two: Haunting of Shrill House
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Kyle visits the tacky new version of her old house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and finally gets Kim’s side in the whole “YOU STOLE MY GO**AMN HOUSE” fight. Dorit tries to gather Amanda again and now that the ladies have found out that Amanda was once in a cult, and things are looking worse for our nouveau riche manifester. To watch this recap on vi...
54m Jan 30
54m
3193: #3193 RHOBH S15E07 Part One: Haunting of Shrill House
This is part one of a two-part recap Kyle visits the tacky new version of her old house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and finally gets Kim’s side in the whole “YOU STOLE MY GO**AMN HOUSE” fight. Dorit tries to gather Amanda again and now that the ladies have found out that Amanda was once in a cult, and things are looking worse for our nouveau riche manifester. To watch this recap o...
52m Jan 30
52m
3192: #3192 Southern Charm S11E09 Part Two: Just EscarGOT
This is part 2 of 2 It’s Austen’s birthday on Southern Charm, and Craig shows up at the WhoreCore birthday dinner to gift him with the knowledge that he’s done nothing with his life except fail. But hey, the steak was good! PS escargot is a mushroom, right? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus e...
40m Jan 29
40m
3191: #3191 Southern Charm S11E09 Part One: Just EscarGOT
This is part 1 of 2 It’s Austen’s birthday on Southern Charm, and Craig shows up at the WhoreCore birthday dinner to gift him with the knowledge that he’s done nothing with his life except fail. But hey, the steak was good! PS escargot is a mushroom, right? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreo...
1hr Jan 29
1hr
3190: #3190 Vanderpump Rules S12E08: This Too Shall Paso Robles
With floral scent of incest in the air, The Vanderpump Rules cast trip trundles along in wine country. Audrey hears a convo she doesn’t like, Natalie sparks interest with Eyebrows, and Venus has a seated rivalry with one potential paramour. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcra...
1hr 15m Jan 29
1hr 15m
3189: #3189 RHOSLC S619 Reunion 3 Part 2: Todds and Ends
This is part 2 of 2 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion draws to a close with Bronwyn disclosing her separation with Todd. Plus, Meredith remains in the hot seat, and baklava is served. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...
53m Jan 28
53m
3188: #3188 RHOSLC S619 Reunion 3 Part 1: Todds and Ends
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion draws to a close with Bronwyn disclosing her separation with Todd. Plus, Meredith remains in the hot seat, and baklava is served. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes ...
1hr 4m Jan 28
1hr 4m
3187: #3187 Below Deck Med S10E18 Part Two: The Long Kizz Goodnight
This is part 2 of 2 Below Deck Mediterranean sputters to a close as nearly every person on the boat finds someone to kiss.  Except the chef, of course. Plus, the mawb wives leave and a baby arrives. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.c...
39m Jan 27
39m
3186: #3186 Below Deck Med S10E18 Part One: The Long Kizz Goodnight
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap! Below Deck Mediterranean sputters to a close as nearly every person on the boat finds someone to kiss. Except the chef, of course. Plus, the mawb wives leave and a baby arrives. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes...
48m Jan 27
48m
3185: #3185 Married To Medicine S12E08: The Miramar Has Two Faces
The ladies head to glamorous Miramar Beach, Florida, for a cast trip on Married to Medicine. Some play with dolphins, some ride jeeps, and all have something to say about Heavenly. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...
1hr Jan 26
1hr
#3184 RHOP S10E16 Part Two: Rocky Roads
This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac heads out on a long and windy existential journey to nowhere as Angel schedules the women to go flyfishing in the middle of nowhere a mere hours before their flight. It’s cringey and hilarious all at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...
52m Jan 26
52m
3183: #3183 RHOP S10E16 Part One: Rocky Roads
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac heads out on a long and windy existential journey to nowhere as Angel schedules the women to go flyfishing in the middle of nowhere a mere hours before their flight. It’s cringey and hilarious all at once. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (h...
57m Jan 26
57m
3182: #3182 The Valley Persian Style S1E04: You Give Me The Sweetest Tabbouleh
GG surprises the group with Dennis on their trip to Palm Springs on The Valley: Persian Style.  Meanwhile, a medium has very specific reads about Reza Jackson’s early years. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and ...
1hr 1m Jan 24
1hr 1m
3181: #3181 RHOBH S15E06 Part Two: Comparative Literature 101
This is part 2 of 2 Rachel Zoe hosts a dinner party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and things get pretty awkward pretty quickly. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatc...
45m Jan 23
45m
3180: #3180 RHOBH S15E06 Part One: Comparative Literature 101
This is part one Rachel Zoe hosts a dinner party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and things get pretty awkward pretty quickly. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrap...
59m Jan 23
59m
3179: #3179 Southern Charm S11E08 Part 2: When Audrey Met Salley
This is part 2 of 2 The gays celebrate their engagement on Southern Charm, but the drama lies squarely with the straights as Craig does damage control with Salley and Austen plays house with Audrey. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon....
46m Jan 22
46m
3178: #3178 Southern Charm S11E08 Part 1:When Audrey Met Salley
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The gays celebrate their engagement on Southern Charm, but the drama lies squarely with the straights as Craig does damage control with Salley and Austen plays house with Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episod...
54m Jan 22
54m
3177: #3177 Vanderpump Rules S12E07: Eyebrows in the Attic
The Vanderpump Rules gang goes to Paso Robles, argues during SUR’s 20th anniversary, and grosses out when an incestuous Only Fans comes to light. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watc...
1hr 18m Jan 22
1hr 18m
3176: #3176 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 2 Part 2: Scrolls, Trolls, and Flyingmobiles
This is part 2 of 2 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City part two kicks off with trolling allegations before moving onto the great plane drama of 25 and bigotry allegations. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens an...
48m Jan 21
48m
3175: #3175 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 2 Part 1: Scrolls, Trolls, and Flyingmobiles
This is part 1 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City part two kicks off with trolling allegations before moving onto the great plane drama of 25 and bigotry allegations. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and fol...
57m Jan 21
57m
3174: #3174 Below Deck Med S10E17 Part Two: Mob (Wife) Mentality
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The chicken nugget breakup intensifies on Below Deck Mediterranean as mob wives descend upon the boat and gross out pretty much everyone. Also, Joe and Kizzy are still monsters. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes ...
42m Jan 20
42m
3173: #3173 Below Deck Med S10E17 Part One: Mob (Wife) Mentality
This is part one of a 2-part recap The chicken nugget breakup intensifies on Below Deck Mediterranean as mob wives descend upon the boat and gross out pretty much everyone. Also, Joe and Kizzy are still monsters. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episode...
54m Jan 20
54m
3172: #3172 Crappy Hour 1/19/26: Girls Trip Cast Announcements and Ben Affleck Denouncements
This week on Crappy Hour, we break the news on the Kyle and Amanda's separation; we discuss the cast announcement for Real Housewives Ultimate Road Trip and Ben Affleck’s denying he’s ever met Lisa Barlow. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwha...
50m Jan 20
50m
3171: #3171 Married To Medicine S12E07: Scrubbed the Wrong Way
Time for a scrub fashion show on Married to Medicine, where Quad and Simone go at each other over VIN number research. Also, Angel has a scrub line unveiling and Heavenly has a campaign event in a parking lot. No word on whether or not anyone got validation. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreo...
59m Jan 20
59m
3170: #3170 RHOP S10E15 Part Two: Kemo Sobby
This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip gets even more painful as Gizelle focuses on Angel’s hostess failures (which, to be fair, are plenty). Don’t worry, it gets fun when the ladies gather in a circle in the middle of Kemo Sabe to chant about how much money they each spent on Kyle Richards approved horse dookey. Oh yeah, and Mauricio is there for Ashley to...
35m Jan 19
35m
3169: #3169 RHOP S10E15 Part One: Kemo Sobby
This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip gets even more painful as Gizelle focuses on Angel’s hostess failures (which, to be fair, are plenty). Don’t worry, it gets fun when the ladies gather in a circle in the middle of Kemo Sabe to chant about how much money they each spent on Kyle Richards approved horse dookey. Oh yeah, and Mauricio is there for Ashley...
54m Jan 19
54m
3168: #3168 The Valley Persian Style S1E03: Trunk No Show
Tommy still refuses to hang with the group at The Valley: Persian Style’s trunk show and Golnessa has a volatile meeting with a guy she was married to for five minutes. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follo...
1hr 7m Jan 17
1hr 7m
#3167 RHOBH S15E05 Part Two: Vapid Vortex
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills get more annoyed with Amanda’s bragging on their Sedona trip and then rally to annoy Sutton so her real personality will come out. It’s pretty easy tbh. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...
53m Jan 16
53m
3166: #3166 RHOBH S15E05 Part One: Vapid Vortex
This is part one of a two-part recap! The ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills get more annoyed with Amanda’s bragging on their Sedona trip and then rally to annoy Sutton so her real personality will come out. It’s pretty easy tbh. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.c...
1hr 8m Jan 16
1hr 8m
3165: #3165 Southern Charm S11E07 Part 2: Chick Me Girl*
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Madison has the ladies of Southern Charm over to her new house for a pajama party, but the guys crash it and Austen unites them all against Craig. Also, Salley gets desperation chicks who chirp “pick me” and still loses the guy. *by Ben Mandelker del Toro **Happy Bagel Friday To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live ep...
50m Jan 15
50m
3164: #3164 Southern Charm S11E07 Part 1: Chick Me Girl*
This is part one of a two-part recap Madison has the ladies of Southern Charm over to her new house for a pajama party, but the guys crash it and Austen unites them all against Craig. Also, Salley gets desperation chicks who chirp “pick me” and still loses the guy. *by Ben Mandelker del Toro **Happy Bagel Friday To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in liv...
50m Jan 15
50m
3163: #3163 Vanderpump Rules S12E06: Pump & Dump
A humble penis pump causes gravitational rifts on Vanderpump Rules as a borderline paraplegic Angelica spreads messy goss about Jason. Meanwhile, Marcus bans Kim from hugging, and Shayne Davis reveals a backstory of drug use, filmmaking, and erectile dysfunction  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 22m Jan 15
1hr 22m
3162: #3162 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 1 Part Two: Luxe Tag Teams and Lively Lashings
This is part 2 of 2 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City begins its reunion festival with allegations of tag teaming, questions about what Lisa does for a living, and exclamations about Todd’s fart kissing. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonu...
49m Jan 14
49m
3161: #3161 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 1 Part One: Luxe Tag Teams and Lively Lashings
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City begins its reunion festival with allegations of tag teaming, questions about what Lisa does for a living, and exclamations about Todd’s fart kissing. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens)...
1hr 5m Jan 14
1hr 5m
3160: #3160 Below Deck Med S10E16 Part 2: Ba Da Ba Ba Ba - Not Luvin’ It
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap It’s a chicken McNugget drama as deep fried projectiles interrupt Max and Cathy on Below Deck Mediterranean.  Meanwhile, Joe and Kizzi work overtime to make V seem like a crazy clinger.  We don’t.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwha...
44m Jan 13
44m
3159: #3159 Below Deck Med S10E16 Part 1: Ba Da Ba Ba Ba - Not Luvin’ It
This is part 1 of a 2-part recap It’s a chicken McNugget drama as deep fried projectiles interrupt Max and Cathy on Below Deck Mediterranean.  Meanwhile, Joe and Kizzi work overtime to make V seem like a crazy clinger.  We don’t.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwha...
58m Jan 13
58m
3158: #3158 Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good
Heavenly throws a family reunion on Married to Medicine, which also serves as a mac ‘n’ cheese competition. Meanwhile, Quad faces another setback in her pursuit of motherhood. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwh...
46m Jan 12
46m
3157: #3157 RHOP S10E14 Part Two: Troubled Waters
This is part 2 of 2 The Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip is off to an uneasy start.  First, there’s no water in the AirBnB.  Then there’s a strange cabal of silent men refusing to address the women. And lastly, the first day wraps up at 7:30 PM. What is happening here?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/wa...
40m Jan 12
40m
3156: #3156 RHOP S10E14 Part One: Troubled Waters
This is part one of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip is off to an uneasy start.  First, there’s no water in the AirBnB.  Then there’s a strange cabal of silent men refusing to address the women. And lastly, the first day wraps up at 7:30 PM. What is happening here?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go ...
59m Jan 12
59m
3155: #3155 THE VALLEY PERSIAN STYLE S1E01-2: Valley of the Dools
It’s the big double premiere of The Valley: Persian Style!  Join us for a breakdown of all the characters and drama across the first two episodes. Next week we begin proper detailed recaps of the show. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episo...
50m Jan 10
50m
3154: #3154 RHOBH S15E04 Part Two: Sedona Nobis Pacem
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The women head to Sedona, Arizona on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and along the way Amanda reveals herself to be the a-hole we knew she’d be.  But maybe it’s worth it just to see the other women squirm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreo...
51m Jan 09
51m
3153: #3153 RHOBH S15E04 Part One: Sedona Nobis Pacem
This is part one of a two-part recap The women head to Sedona, Arizona on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and along the way Amanda reveals herself to be the a-hole we knew she’d be.  But maybe it’s worth it just to see the other women squirm. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://pa...
1hr 9m Jan 09
1hr 9m
3152: #3152 Southern Charm S11E06: Phoning It In (the oven)
Patricia hosts her annual men’s dinner on Southern Charm, and there’s only minimal damage this time (although, still waiting to find out if Randy’s replacement phone is still intact). Also, Salley is still hot for Craig, and Austin and Craig attempt to patch things up. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwha...
1hr 14m Jan 08
1hr 14m
3151: #3151 Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05 Part Two: Angelicas and Demons
This is part 2 of 2 Vanderpump Rules’ Angelica wastes no time. She dumps one loser for another this week after blowing her back out on a martial arts date, and the BroCode has been disrupted. Oh noes! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens) . Find bonus episo...
51m Jan 08
51m
3150: #3150 Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05 Part One: Angelicas and Demons
This is part one of a 2-parter Vanderpump Rules’ Angelica wastes no time. She dumps one loser for another this week after blowing her back out on a martial arts date, and the BroCode has been disrupted. Oh noes! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to https://Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/wa...
1hr 4m Jan 08
1hr 4m
3149: #3149 RHOSLC S616 Part 2: Going, Going, Antigone
This is part 2 of a 2-parter The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its season with a Greek tragedy that turns into everyone piling on Meredith one last time. Will she sit and discuss it, or will she be (Anti)gone? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watchwhatcra...
52m Jan 07
52m
3148: #3148 RHOSLC S616 Part 1: Going, Going, Antigone
This is part one of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its season with a Greek tragedy that turns into everyone piling on Meredith one last time. Will she sit and discuss it, or will she be (Anti)gone? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/watc...
1hr Jan 07
1hr
3147: #3147 RHOSLC S615: You Can Grape Leaves!
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City embarrass themselves all over Greece and are kicked out of multiple places. We’re starting to see why they are relegated to shooting in SLC parking lots. Lisa comes at Brittani for being an alcoholic as an appetizer to everyone else coming for Meredith’s “issues” one last time in the coming season finale. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus ep...
1hr 13m Jan 07
1hr 13m
3146: #3146 Below Deck Med S10E15 Part 2: F Boy Cryland
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Mediterranean features a tribute to a passed lover, but it’s a current F boy who sheds all the tears. They’re for himself, of course, but I think we’re still supposed to feel things? We don’t.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon.com/w...
39m Jan 06
39m
3145: #3145 Below Deck Med S10E15 Part 1: F Boy Cryland
This is part one of a two-part recap! Below Deck Mediterranean features a tribute to a passed lover, but it’s a current F boy who sheds all the tears. They’re for himself, of course, but I think we’re still supposed to feel things? We don’t.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens (http://patreon....
52m Jan 06
52m