#474 RHONY: Ramona vs. Bethenny vs. Lighting Fixtures
This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an art show. Pure madness, and we've recapped it all. Come listen!
1hr 19m Jun 08, 2017
1hr 19m
#473 BelowDeckMed: Oh Stewardess, I Speak Chive
Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chive? Either way, it's a rough episode for the van man, but at least Malia's wearing his hat!
1hr 6m Jun 07, 2017
1hr 6m
#472 Southern Charm: I Learned It By Watching You, Shep!
Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
59m Jun 06, 2017
59m
#471 RHOP & Cabo: Host Traumatic Stress Disorder
Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any lower. Who will get the crown? And will it come from Burger King? So many questions that we must tackle. Then it's on to Invite Only: Cabo where Larry must ask the ultimate question - will Bianca be able to tell the difference between a friendshi...
1hr 18m Jun 05, 2017
1hr 18m
#470 Southern Charm Sav: Baggage
It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at least Brandon got his damn biscuit. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 12m Jun 02, 2017
1hr 12m
#469 RHONY: Please Tell Me It's Not About Chicken
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon no one will ever understand. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 8m Jun 01, 2017
1hr 8m
#468 BelowDeckMed: Malia! I've Just Kissed A Girl Named Malia!
The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more like a love May Pole, and Malia is at the center. Who will get to kiss her first? And will she even get a say? All that plus important updates on espresso martinis and stern lines. Come listen!
1hr 2m May 31, 2017
1hr 2m
#467 SouthernCharm: No Man's Landon
Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group and lands an exclusive invite to her own son's birthday. Contouring really does work! Come listen to our recap of "Southern Charm!"
55m May 31, 2017
55m
#466 RHOP & Invite Only: Emu-tion
Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow ever be the same? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 18m May 30, 2017
1hr 18m
#465 Southern Charm Savannah: Drag and Race
First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how Southern Charm Savannah found a way to make us feel sorry for drag queens, attention whores, and Nelson all in one episode. It’s a feat. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat...
1hr 28m May 26, 2017
1hr 28m
#464 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is The Berkshires
'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we're here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to hat drama - there's plenty of stuff to talk about, even if this episode couldn't even come close to last year's legendarily insane Berkshires trip.
1hr 4m May 25, 2017
1hr 4m
#463 Below Deck Med: 2 Chainz
Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com
47m May 24, 2017
47m
#462 Southern Charm: Sari, Not Sari
Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 5m May 23, 2017
1hr 5m
#461 RHOP & Cabo: Who's Eating Emu (or Agu)?
Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's business (literally). Then it's on to our new favorite show, Invite Only Cabo, where Emily and Agu engage in a "cuddle" session, thus consecrating their official couple name, which ironically is "Emu." Their scandal is trumped only by the revelation that ...
1hr 18m May 22, 2017
1hr 18m
#460 SCSavannah: Strip Golf & Wedding Showers
Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That's what we find out on this latest episode of "Southern Charm: Savannah." Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag!
1hr 5m May 19, 2017
1hr 5m
#459 RHONY: Bowling for Cougar-bine
This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 23 year old guy. Just another night at Beautique...
53m May 18, 2017
53m
#458 Below Deck Med: Duping the Boob
On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 1m May 17, 2017
1hr 1m
#357 SouthernCharm: Guns N' Shep Roses
Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially Chelsea. Austen seems to have nabbed the prey, but don't count Shep out. At least, not yet. We cover every inch of this episode, from Patricia's caftan to Craig's deodorant foibles. Come join! And tell your friends!
1hr May 17, 2017
1hr
#456 Invite Only Cabo: The Basics
Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 1m May 15, 2017
1hr 1m
#455: Live at the Improv!
Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. The trio talk about all the important topics: RHOA, RHONY, Southern Charm, etc. etc. Then, to finish things off, they rank every single Real Housewife of New York of all time. If you missed the show, come listen now to this rowdy episode.
1hr 18m May 13, 2017
1hr 18m
#454 RHOP: Everything to Every Juan
Robyn gets a "Juantervention," Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a "realty" check. It's all par for the course on Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen to us break it all down, and afterwards, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!! <3
1hr 7m May 12, 2017
1hr 7m
#453 RHONY: Brown Ice Ahead
Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 8m May 11, 2017
1hr 8m
#452 Below Deck Med: Prom Queen Problems
The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if you dare. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
52m May 10, 2017
52m
#451 Southern Charm & Savannah: Southern Fried Fruits
Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineup! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 26m May 09, 2017
1hr 26m
#450 RHOA: Fric & Fractured
It's the epic showdown we've all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it's crazy. We're not sure what the future holds for shady Phae-Phae, and we're still not totally sure about production's role in this messiness, but here's one thing we do know: we had a blast breaking everything down. Com...
1hr 9m May 08, 2017
1hr 9m
Bonus #134: Altered Reality w Darren Bettencourt and Joanna Krupa
Altered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s producers Darren Bettencourt and one of its stars, Joanna Krupa, to find out where the idea came from and where it’s going. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes, become a premium member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
32m May 07, 2017
32m
#449 RHOP: KFCya Later, Bitch!
The Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 11m May 05, 2017
1hr 11m
#448 RHONY: Little Shop of Election Horrors
This week's episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona's birthday). We've got it all covered, and as an added bonus, there's even a musical medley mid-show. Sing along with us on this very special Real Housewives of New York episode!
1hr 12m May 04, 2017
1hr 12m
#447 Below Deck Med: Handy Sandy
Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about REST. Get ready, cuz Handy Sandy is in charge. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
53m May 03, 2017
53m
#446 SouthernCharm: My Sew-Called Life
Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on "Southern Charm." Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down!
1hr 8m May 02, 2017
1hr 8m
#445 RHOA: Lez Be Honest
Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprovIt’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it’s getting dark. Thankfully, it’s still fun cuz people accuse others of having Groupon implants. Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 11m May 01, 2017
1hr 11m
#444 RHOP: Hookah with a Heart of Gold
The ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and... shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the $250 (marked down to $75) bottle of wine she brought. Also, there was a Sweet 16 for Sha-Sha's daughter, and the infamous Eddie showed up. Awkward... Come listen to us break it all down. Plus, Crappens Mailbag!
1hr 10m Apr 28, 2017
1hr 10m
#443 RHONY: Dorinda Goes Bananas (and Cucumbers)
Dorinda hasn't yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes and turnstiles at Sonja. It was great. We break down every second of the fight - from the bag of bananas and cucumbers to LuAnn's duck parade. What a special day for America.
1hr 19m Apr 27, 2017
1hr 19m
#442 RHOBH: Accountability Smoothies
We're doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov The final reunion of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a lot of victims claiming to not be victims, soap stars yelling about being method, and queens trying to adopt bunnies. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, rington...
1hr 7m Apr 26, 2017
1hr 7m
#441 Southern Charm: The Village Bike Meddler
This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone says “bro code” a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
58m Apr 25, 2017
58m
#440 RHOA: Girl, Hi!
The second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya's side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break down everything from the "bullying" to the abuse to Matt to Phaedra. It's a big, fun episode.
1hr 20m Apr 24, 2017
1hr 20m
#439 Southern Charm: Shep & Repeat
While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & release? Either way, he's got his hands full, and so do we with this week's recap of "Southern Charm." Afterwards, it's another edition of Crappens Mailbag (00:51:38). Come listen and enjoy!
1hr 1m Apr 21, 2017
1hr 1m
#438 RHONY Porn Wars & HyperClintonation
Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 14m Apr 20, 2017
1hr 14m
#437 RHOBH: Little Orphan Bunny
It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a single tear, and Kim Richards orphans a sad bunny. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 7m Apr 19, 2017
1hr 7m
#436 PumpRules: Diss & Makeup
"Vanderpump Rules" season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben and Ronnie dissect every ounce of the confrontation, rigorously defending and attacking all parties involved in order to determine who deserves to come out on top. Plus, lots of other shade too! Come listen!
1hr 24m Apr 18, 2017
1hr 24m
#435 RHOA & RHOP: Easter Kandi
RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potomac bet on horses as the new chick antagonizes her mother in law. Let’s celebrate bad choices together on this holy week! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ti...
1hr 47m Apr 17, 2017
1hr 47m
#434 Southern Charm: When In Roam, Only Do Billionaires
Landon shows off her new app idea on Southern charm, Craig finds a best friend, and Shep messes with some balls. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 2m Apr 14, 2017
1hr 2m
#433 RHONY: Curl, Interrupted
Introducing Tinsley Mortimer. The notorious Manhattan socialite makes her RHONY debut, and here's what we know so far: she yearns to wear black, and her signature look is a curl. Oh, and she trespassed on her ex's place when she tried to retrieve a handbag. Fun! Come listen to our full recap!
1hr 14m Apr 13, 2017
1hr 14m
#432 RHOBH: Re-Vagunited & It Feels So Good
The first of three Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunions is upon us. Get ready for some talk of Erika’s vagina. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
54m Apr 12, 2017
54m
#431 PumpRules: (Brain) Size Doesn’t Matter
Vanderpump Rules jumps into the second part of its reunion with some more LaLa snaps, Nikolai tell offs and a Jax and Brit preview. What big words will Katie spew this week? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr Apr 11, 2017
1hr
#430 RHOA & RHOP: Going Chateau to Toe
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around... basement insecurity? Something like that. The point is that we got to see two highly anticipated things: the unveiling of Chateau Sheree and the return of Kim Biermann. Naturally, fighting ensued. Later, on "Real Housewives of Potomac," a high tea aims to patch things up between Gizelle and Charis...
1hr 26m Apr 10, 2017
1hr 26m
#429 Southern Charm: 4th Time's The Charm
"Southern Charm" is back! The cast continues to grow, and even when nothing happens in an episode (like this one), we still find it so, so fun. Come listen to us break down the season 4 premiere. And sorry, we forgot to do Mailbag today!
58m Apr 07, 2017
58m
#428 RHONY: Get a Brain
The Real Housewives of New York return. Ramona has a new Mario. Will this one work out? And will Hillary win the election? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 7m Apr 06, 2017
1hr 7m
#426 PumpRules: Reunited AF
It's time for the Vanderpump Rules reunion! TV writer and producer Marcos Luevanos joins Ben and Ronnie to break down all the memorable moments from part one of this pure madness. Come join in!
1hr 13m Apr 04, 2017
1hr 13m
#427 RHOBH: Brawling Ballerina
It’s the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale! Will Dorit’s head crack? Will Erika cry about her vagina again? Will Lisa Rinna own it baby? One thing is for certain: Eden Sassoon will yell at someone. FINALLY. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Aud...
1hr 9m Apr 04, 2017
1hr 9m