#375 Top Chef and RHOA: Twirl Camp for Thirsy Children W Latitude
It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for Thirsy Children and Porsha loses it. Multiple times. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at ...
1hr 38m Jan 23, 2017
1hr 38m
#373 Summer House & Married2Med: Ho-Dependence Day
It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine ladies are in Hawaii for do it yourself couple’s therapy, and Toya finally finds her dream house. Will it wash away? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check ...
1hr 18m Jan 20, 2017
1hr 18m
#373 Ladies of London: Kilt Trip
Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! Come wrap yourself in cashmere and enjoy this episode full of Fleming-isms, tears, and balloons. Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook....
39m Jan 19, 2017
39m
#372 RHOBH: If You Don't Look Sober, We Don't Look Sober
Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa goes to the adoption lawyer. It's all so beautiful and emotional and... hold on, hold on... oh here we go again crying like an IDIOT. Just listen to the episode, won't you? Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id49813...
1hr 12m Jan 18, 2017
1hr 12m
#371 PumpRules: Taco Tower Terrorist
It’s Katie’s baby shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots of blue things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 10m Jan 17, 2017
1hr 10m
#370 TopChef/RHOA: Zodiac Killer
Not one, but two surprising eliminations on "Top Chef: Charleston" this week, and we're here to help pick up the pieces. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where Kenya may be due for some broken window policing. But first, we check in on Bravo's new show, "The First Family of Hip-Hop." 00:04:37 - First Family of Hip Hop 00:20:53 - Top Chef: Charleston 01:00:54 - Real Housewives of At...
1hr 33m Jan 16, 2017
1hr 33m
#369 Summer House: Summer House, and the Living Is Queasy
Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, "Summer House" has arrived, and it's just as vapid and hilarious as you'd imagine. Come join us as we dissect the series premiere. After all, it may be the dead of winter, but these douches are making it feel like a Summer's Eve... Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watc...
49m Jan 13, 2017
49m
#368 Ladies of London: Castle Hunters
It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And will anyone eat the pudding? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag13:02 Ladies of London
55m Jan 11, 2017
55m
#367 RHOBH Game Night: Sorry
It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries to dip into the lady pond and Eileen yammers on some more about vaginas. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audioboo...
1hr 9m Jan 11, 2017
1hr 9m
#366 PumpRules: Look Who's Montauk-ing
The dueling trips on "Vanderpump Rules" continue this week, and as a special bonus, Stassi et al got to meet the new cast of "Summer House." We cover every thing from the NASCAR races to the Steve Jobs turtlenecks. So, set up a charcuterie platter, grab yourself a turkey sandwich, and be sure to bust out your best black-tie clambake getup. It's Montauk madness! Subscribe at https://itunes.appl...
1hr 12m Jan 10, 2017
1hr 12m
#365 RHOA & Top Chef: Stalkers and Ghosts
This week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta takes Matt over the line. Will Kenya ever make it to her HUGE job opening one of Peter’s restaurants? Also, a beautiful ghost comes to Top Chef, and the chick who looks like Lena Dunham sobs ugly-ily. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new T...
1hr 32m Jan 09, 2017
1hr 32m
#364 Married2Med: Closing Mouths
Married to Medicine enjoys a lovely day at the spa where Toya gets to tell everyone what they need to fix. It goes really well. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
53m Jan 06, 2017
53m
#363 Ladies of London: Don't Be Tardy For The Queen's Party
What's worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on "Ladies of London." Come join the rainy day fun as we dissect everything from Juliet's blog to Sophie's TRX trainer.
59m Jan 05, 2017
59m
#362 RHOBH: Finding Dorit
Dorit can't remember her dinner party, but we won't let you forget all the tiny details. Come listen to us dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!
1hr 10m Jan 04, 2017
1hr 10m
#361: PumpRules: Nautical Fruits
It’s the annual waiter vacation episode of Vanderpump Rules, and this year there are double the opportunities for the cast to make asses of themselves. But will Jax ever find a shower? Why is Katie hoarding low calorie treats? And why is Stassi begging for birds to poop on her? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties...
1hr Jan 03, 2017
1hr
#360: Kandi Koated Fights
New Year, New Crappens! We're 5 days a week now, and we're kicking things off with a Real Housewives of Atlanta / Top Chef double-take. First, the Kandi-Phaedra feud spins off the rails as Porsha gets involved in the mess. Then it's on to Top Chef where a biscuits and BBQ episode causes all sorts of drama amongst the contestants. Timecodes here:00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:38 - Real Housewives of A...
1hr 20m Jan 02, 2017
1hr 20m
#358: 2016 Crappies Awards
With 2016 drawing to a close, it's time for that most hallowed of Watch What Crappens traditions: The Crappies! Join Ben and Ronnie as they hand out the vaunted Golden Crappy to a variety of winners from categories such as Best Bravo Star and Best Friendployee. It's a celebration of all things Bravo! So put on your finest crocs and bust out the iceberg lettuce because we are partying today!!
1hr 24m Dec 27, 2016
1hr 24m
#357: It's Not Rude... It's English
Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every detail of this burgeoning feud. Then it's off to London where Caroline Stanbury takes a very important stand against fishing. Finally, we wrap things up with a visit to Atlanta and the trail of broken hearts/garage doors on RHOA. Timecodes: 00:00:0...
2hr 36m Dec 22, 2016
2hr 36m
#356: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna
Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 51m Dec 20, 2016
1hr 51m
#355: Becoming a Sandwich
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has another throwback party where Vanderpump sticks her foot in her mouth, Ladies of London talk manners, rules, and old English ladies that hate them, and Married to Medicine has a brawl at a cancer/boob party. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new Tra...
2hr 41m Dec 15, 2016
2hr 41m
#355: To SUR With Pride (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)
Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dishes served to the personalities on display. But first, it's slut shaming and gay pride on "Vanderpump Rules." And then we wrap things up with "Real Housewives of Atlanta." We're sensitive AF, guys. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:18 - Vanderpump Rules00:59...
2hr 9m Dec 14, 2016
2hr 9m
#353: RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall. We go deep into all of it. Afterwards, we turn our attention to "Ladies of London," which has more gift shop drama than you could even imagine. (And yes, we're very sad that we couldn't name this episode "Brexit Through The Gift Shop." Alas, RHOBH must ...
2hr 2m Dec 09, 2016
2hr 2m
#354: Below Deck Special: Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview
Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest a-hole? And has anyone made up with Ben? On Twitter, you can find Kate at @Kate_Chastain and Kelley @KelleyWJohnson. Also, find Kate’s new book on Amazon! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, an...
1hr Dec 09, 2016
1hr
#352: The Crumb
James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Ramona30:43 Vanderpump Rules1:35:00 Top Che...
2hr 20m Dec 07, 2016
2hr 20m
#351: Resting Brit Face CODE RED
"Ladies of London" is back! Caroline is on a quest to make Julie cry, but instead she makes us laugh. Come join us as we recap the season 3 premiere. Then it's on to "Below Deck" and "Married to Medicine." Plus, gossip about Scheana Shay, and a casual ranking of Housewives in the Crappens Mailbag. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:36 - Gossip! 00:11:20 - Crappens Mailbag / Best & Worst Housewives 00:27:5...
1hr 47m Dec 02, 2016
1hr 47m
#350: Hitting the Iceberg
Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Intro and Vanderpump Rules1:04:00 RHOA1:22:10 Below Deck
1hr 36m Nov 29, 2016
1hr 36m
#349: Let's Talk Turkey About VPR
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Scheana, Bravo, TV... the list goes on. Come listen to us express our utmost gratitude to Real Housewives of Orange County and Vanderpump Rules. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:31 - Clear the Flem 00:15:28 - Real Housewives of Orange County 01:01:40 - Vanderp...
1hr 48m Nov 23, 2016
1hr 48m
#348: Thirst Babies
In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of Married to Medicine try to convince us their eggs aren’t scrambled. Hope you’re feeling fertile! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens...
1hr 29m Nov 21, 2016
1hr 29m
#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables
Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bitch. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag19:10 Married to Medicine1:02:03 RHONJ Reunion 31:29:00
2hr 7m Nov 17, 2016
2hr 7m
"I've Got Your Keys" - by DJ JK
New club banger inspired by Vanderpump Rules's illest DJ, James Kennedy!
1m Nov 16, 2016
1m
#346: Dog and Phony Show
Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that. The point is: we're talking about Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Orange County, and Real Housewives of Atlanta today. Tell all your friends!! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:08 - Vanderpump Rules 00:55:15 - Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion ...
2hr 12m Nov 16, 2016
2hr 12m
#345: 'Below Deck' Just Got Liza'd!!
PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join us as we dissect everything from Sierra's use of the word "queen" to the dramatic turn of events caused by sea urchin! Plus, we take on the RHONJ reunion and the Married to Medicine premiere! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:43 - Crappens Mailbag 00:18:51 - Below ...
2hr 1m Nov 11, 2016
2hr 1m
#344: Return of Poor People Drama
Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Then we celebrate the first RHOC reunion of the season by saying WOW a lot before laughing our butts off over Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Superfight15:40 Vanderpump Rules Returns1:28:25 RHOC Re...
1hr 51m Nov 09, 2016
1hr 51m
#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms
This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a proper metaphor? Do toilets really resonate? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens MailbagBelow Deck 20:15Million Dollar Listing Mini 1:45:...
1hr 51m Nov 03, 2016
1hr 51m
#342: 2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!
Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crappens-busters! On today's SPOOOOKY episode, we take on all our favorite gremlins: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Real Housewives of Orange County, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Come listen... if you DARE! 00:08:28 - RHOBH Preview 00:...
2hr 8m Nov 02, 2016
2hr 8m
#341: She's Just Yacht That Into You
Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily and Sierra fall overboard. Fighting and pizza trails ensue. Then it's on to "Yours, Mine, or Ours," which continues to be an outright failure of a show, and then finally "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles." Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:03 - ...
1hr 54m Oct 27, 2016
1hr 54m
#340: Nothin' But a Bikini and Prayer
It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but hey. Dolores finally finished her kitchen, so there’s that. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps:00 Crappens Superfight: Katherine Dennis VS Leanne Locken 19:2...
1hr 53m Oct 25, 2016
1hr 53m
#339: From Hair to Eternity
Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to Texas on Yours Mine or Ours, and his old relationship issues creep into his real estate sales. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 21:35 Below Deck1:04:...
1hr 48m Oct 20, 2016
1hr 48m
#338: Irish Goodbye
The "Real Housewives of Orange County" weren't about to leave Ireland without one last good fight. Sure enough, after a day of poking, prodding, and simmering tension, all hell broke loose in the wee hours of the morning. What happened? Hard to say. But we certainly have opinions. Come listen! Also, Real Housewives of New Jersey! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:16 - Crappens Superfight 00:18:15 - Real ...
1hr 48m Oct 19, 2016
1hr 48m
#337: Window Shade
Major drama on "Below Deck" this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty residue. Then we cover Bravo's laughably bad HGTV knock-off, "Yours, Mine, or Ours" and wrap up with some "Million Dollar Listing LA." Plus, Crappens Mailbag and a raffle! 00:04:01 - Crappens Mailbag 00:22:10 - Below Deck 01:04:30 - Yours, Mine, or Our...
1hr 49m Oct 14, 2016
1hr 49m
#336: Traumatizing (O’)Tools
The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Siggy went door to door explaining why she’s not going where to people who don’t care. Enjoy! We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.p...
1hr 53m Oct 11, 2016
1hr 53m
#335: Tanties
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept sailing along despite the douchiest guests of the season! You can subscribe to our premium feed at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens! Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag: Secrets and Wives, Finding Prince Charming30:00 Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion 1:17:...
1hr 42m Oct 06, 2016
1hr 42m
#334: Vermonster Mash
It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo. First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that's all about candles and deception. And peas — both frozen and brain size. Then we head to Vermont where the women of Real Housewives of New Jersey are busy screaming at each other on the slopes of Stowe Mountain. Fun times! 00:00:00 - Intro & Superfight 00:1...
1hr 57m Oct 04, 2016
1hr 57m
#333: Hair Model Today, Gone Tomorrow
We hit the high seas for this week's juicy episode of "Below Deck," which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. Let's just say it doesn't end well for him. We have all the details of this high stress ep, from Kate's pebble game to Sierra's juicing aspirations. It's all great fodder. Come listen! Plus, Crappens mailbag! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:10:03 - Crappens Ma...
1hr 22m Sep 30, 2016
1hr 22m
#332: Live from the 2016 LA Podcast Festival!
In case you couldn't make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don't worry: we are here to help. Here's the show we recorded at the podfest, and to mark the occasion, we had our old friend Molly McAleer join us up on stage. Listen as we talk Bravo, do a Superfight, and recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 3!! 00:00:00 - Intro00:10:00 - Crappens Superfight 00:21:46 - Br...
1hr 29m Sep 28, 2016
1hr 29m
#331: Bye Bye Betch
Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps it classy with a very assy episode. There’s also a Superfight update! This week’s premium bonus episode is about the Presidential Debates, Dairy Queen, and Finding Prince Charming. You can subscribe to our premium feed at Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...
1hr 46m Sep 27, 2016
1hr 46m
#330: Tuesday Every Day of the Week
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to let a freaking poodle poo. What a life. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Real Housewives visit the set of 22717:08 RHOMelbourne1:09:37 Below Deck We hav...
1hr 45m Sep 22, 2016
1hr 45m
#329: Mommie Dearest
It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador's kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But then Shannon's mother-in-law Donna showed up, and our lives were irreversibly changed. Come hear the whole story as well as the latest drama(ish) on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a new segment called Crappens Superfight! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:...
1hr 33m Sep 21, 2016
1hr 33m
#328: C'est Fini!
It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion. We talk about Sonja, LuAnn, Tom, Ramona -- everything. Plus, we're buttering our toast for "Below Deck," and we're tumbling dry our emotions for an explosive Dubai episode of "Real Housewives of Melbourne...
2hr 1m Sep 16, 2016
2hr 1m
#327: Gerbil Anger
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals with good ole fashioned misogyny and parent neglect. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag17:20 RHOC 1:17:35 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more b...
1hr 59m Sep 13, 2016
1hr 59m