#314: Below Deck’s Kate Chastain and Apple Socks
Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Housewives of New York squabbles on a yacht and Ramona Singer buys some Apple Socks. Enjoy! Find Kate on Twitter and Insta @Kate_Chastain and read her blog at http://aluckycharminglife.com Timestamps:0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: RHOEl Paso1...
2hr 4m Jul 29, 2016
2hr 4m
#313: Where the Disses Are Hers and Hers and His
Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! Then it's on to MJ's silly renewal party on Shahs of Sunset, and finally, we catch up with Siggy the Sea Monster on Real Housewives of NJ. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:46 - Crappens Mailbag 00:22:58 - RHOC 01:08:56 - Shahs of Sunset 01:26:33 -...
1hr 54m Jul 26, 2016
1hr 54m
#312: The Complete Lydiot's Guide To Melbourne
So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHONY. Plus, The Bravos and some subpar developments on Below Deck: Med. Great stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37 - Crappens Mailbag 00:20:35 - The Bravos 00:32:40 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Premiere 01:31:23 - Real Housewives of New York City 02:07:...
2hr 19m Jul 21, 2016
2hr 19m
#311: Jesus Did This
Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurrected on Christmas. Also, Mike has some shoe dramz on Shahs. Have fun! Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag24:15 RHOC1:13:30 RHONJ1:49:20 Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video...
2hr 3m Jul 19, 2016
2hr 3m
#310: Disorders and Cover-Ups
Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tell someone in chemotherapy to quit smoking. No one is really shocked on Below Deck Mediterranean, but they iron a lot of stuff anyway. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening chatter. Toasters, Fabio’s gooseident, and Sheanna from Vanderpump rules what’s butt...
2hr 23m Jul 14, 2016
2hr 23m
#309: The New Face of 'Jersey'
Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new faces to hang out with too. First there's Dolores, who we sort of already know, and then Siggy! We love Siggy! Things are looking up for the franchise! Then it's on to Orange County where it's an hour full of highways, beach parties, and leg infection...
1hr 54m Jul 12, 2016
1hr 54m
#308: Lu-zing Her Mind (Special Guest: Matt Whitfield)
Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come listen as we get down and dirty! 00:00:00 -- Intro 00:16:18 — The Matt Whitfield Warm Seat 00:31:12 — Real Housewives of New York City 01:15:42 — Southern Charm 01:39:00 — General Bravo talk Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-...
1hr 50m Jul 08, 2016
1hr 50m
#307: The Non Housewives Awards!
We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! We also make fun of Caroline Flemming's Insta and rummage through the mailbag, of course. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag: Bethenny Book Advice and Yolanda Awfulness34:20 Clear the Flem40:10 Non Housewives Awards!: Ben and Ronnie award their favori...
1hr 33m Jul 05, 2016
1hr 33m
306: Game of Calzones
Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, we're talking eating disorders, we're talking fibroids, we're talking yachties, and we're talking calzones! Come listen! 00:07:18 - Crappens Mailbag00:23:34 - CLEAR THE FLEMM00:34:14 - Real Housewives of New York City01:42:09 - Below Deck: Med Subscri...
2hr 10m Jun 30, 2016
2hr 10m
#305: The Return of Judgey Eyes
2hr 16m Jun 28, 2016
2hr 16m
#304: Vulture’s Brian Moylen: The Countess Report
Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne DeLesseps. We laughed our butts off. Then we talked Below Deck Med’s Danny entertaining old dudes and Shahs of Sunset’s Reza ruining lives for fun. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening chatter and Crappens Mailbag: Kim/Dorinda Interven...
2hr 32m Jun 23, 2016
2hr 32m
#303: Women on the Verge
When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the crazy, from Shannon's bitterness towards Vicki to Kathryn's feud with Landon to LeeAnne's general anger towards everything. So much fun that it took us 3 hours to cram it all in. Happy listening! 00:00:50 - Introduction 00:07:04 - Crappens Mailbag 0...
2hr 59m Jun 22, 2016
2hr 59m
#302: LuAnn Is High On Life!
"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the verge, and the Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored. Come listen! 00:04:13 - Mailbag 00:19:27 - RHONY 01:20:10 - Gossip 01:25:03 - RHOC Uncensored Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support ...
1hr 55m Jun 16, 2016
1hr 55m
#301: Awaken the Giant Carny Within
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off to Southern Charm for a drunk old white guy tell off session. Also, Reza does the entire past season of RHOBH plotline in one episode of Shahs of Sunset. Timestamps: 0-17:40 Crappens Mailbag17:40 Real Housewives Season Finale1:11:40 Southern Charm...
2hr 14m Jun 15, 2016
2hr 14m
300: 300
Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amazing journey with you guys for these 300. Thanks for all your listens and support! We love you! Timestamps: 00 Opening thank yous and Crappens Mailbag24:15 RHONY1:57:08 Clear the Flem2:04:05 Below Deck Med -- Subscribe at htt...
2hr 28m Jun 09, 2016
2hr 28m
#299: Austin Catty Limits (Special Guest Anna David)
It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so begins a bizarre series of accusations, denials, and tempers that climax with LeeAnne threatening to kill Marie over a scatological rumor that makes Brandi's poop hat look demure. J...
2hr 29m Jun 08, 2016
2hr 29m
#298: Welcome to the Berserk-shires (Special Guest: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor)
This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week's epic, monumental, instant classic episode of "Real Housewives of New York," which has LuAnn and Bethenny battling it out in a war of attrition up in the Berkshires. Don't worry: Dorinda gets involved, and even Ra...
2hr 29m Jun 02, 2016
2hr 29m
#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby
Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm week, but there were still plenty of poop jokes and LeeAnne labelling herself to give us another hour of pure joy. Timestamps: 0-20:05 Crappens Mailbag: Landon and Julie from Ladie...
1hr 58m May 31, 2016
1hr 58m
Watch What Crappens #296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds
Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon Beador’s Call Out podcast. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0:00 Watch What Happens and Crappens Mailbag50:30 RHONY2:01:25 Tour Group2:19:20 Below Deck Med -- Su...
2hr 43m May 26, 2016
2hr 43m
#295: Frito Pie, Felicia
Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs of Sunset (surprise wedding time!), and Southern Charm (Whitney is sad, guys). Plus, Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem! Come listen! Here ...
2hr 3m May 24, 2016
2hr 3m
#294: The Rey Agenda
This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every ounce of Rey's Bravo debut. We also get into Bethenny's vicious tongue lashing of Sonja, a drunken cousin on "There Goes the Motherhood," a bat...
2hr 39m May 20, 2016
2hr 39m
#293: Terrifying Head Cases
Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm? Timestamps: 0:00 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: WWE and Cedric t...
2hr 4m May 18, 2016
2hr 4m
#292: Brace Yourself
Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on Revenge this week. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-39:30 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: RHOD lame or no? Plus: Is anorexia a new trend?39:30-1:29:45 Clear...
2hr 14m May 12, 2016
2hr 14m
#291: Bourbon Legend
Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze and epiphanies are going up in flames around the "Shahs of Sunset" campfire. And finally, no trolley is safe when Leeanne gets mad on "Real Housewives of Dallas." Here are th...
1hr 59m May 11, 2016
1hr 59m
#290: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch
It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios involving "Carrie," "Frozen," and mall food. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of New York" as Bethenny makes mincemeat of Jules and LuAnn and whoever else gets in her way. We then discuss "Here Comes The Motherhood" briefly before moving on to the...
2hr 25m May 05, 2016
2hr 25m
#289: Don’t Throw Bunnies if You Live in a Box House
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her drag twin. All in a week’s watching! Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-12:30 RIP Ed Hill and Clear the Flem12:30 RHOD54:45 Southern Charm1:31:20 Shahs of Sunset ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ring...
1hr 50m May 03, 2016
1hr 50m
#288: Heather McDonald is Sorry For Being Manipulative
Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne and does a killer LVP impression. Before we get to that, though, there’s plenty to break down at Bethenny’s party of ignoring fat people and Southern Charm’s Homewrecking Flamingo’s shindig. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-30:35 Opening chatter and Crappens ...
2hr 33m Apr 29, 2016
2hr 33m
#287: Violating Bow Code
Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US! And while you're at it, BOW AT THESE TIME CODES: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! Prepare for Patti LuPone impersonations 00:25:26 - Real Housewives of Dallas! 01:21:42 - Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-c...
1hr 41m Apr 27, 2016
1hr 41m
#286: Don't Have a Skinny Cow, Man
We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's Yolanda vs. Lisa vs. Lisa vs. a Verizon bill. Then the crazy REALLY comes out on "Southern Charm" when Kathryn Dennis uses her baby to trade up for a mansion. Finally, you all better back it up because you're breaking Dorinda's heart. We break down all the late...
2hr 53m Apr 22, 2016
2hr 53m
#285: Fecal Hatter
Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat scandal like none other. Then it's the return of Vida on "Shahs of Sunset." Finally, we wrap up with some moments at the "Potomac" reunion. Along the way, we do the Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem. Come listen! Here are the time codes: 11:31 - Crappens mailbag 21:13 - Real Housewives of Dallas 5...
1hr 32m Apr 19, 2016
1hr 32m
#284: Own it, Back it Up, and Cut the Chicanery
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm dissed the disinvited, and Real Housewives of New York went at each other really hard for episode two. Dang, girls! Slow your roll! Timestamps: 0-1:09:05 RHOBH Season Finale1:09:05-1:38 Southern Charm: Cameron’s first dinner party 1:38:12 RHONY Bra P...
2hr 16m Apr 14, 2016
2hr 16m
#283: Velvet Splatter, Fraudulent Slips, and The Mimicker
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other while gaining lots of weight, and Real Housewives of Potomac had their first ever reunion. Lots of glitter. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-17:10 Crappens Mailbag: Working for Housewives, choosing between Davids17:10-51:30 RHODallas begins! 51:30-1:25:40 Clear t...
1hr 51m Apr 12, 2016
1hr 51m
#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@lifeonthemlist). We laughed so hard in a tiny apt on one mic (another party day with non studio mics, you’ve been warned) about RHONY, the final reunion of this season’s Vanderpump Rules, and RHOBH’s nonsensical fighting about nothing. Enjoy this ve...
2hr 26m Apr 07, 2016
2hr 26m
#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle
After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today's Watch What Crappens: 00:06:49 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:24:51 - Southern Charm Season Premiere! THOMAAAAAS!!! 01:18:54 - Real Housewives of Potomac Season Finale! Come to Jesus lunch! 02:03:06 - Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion! Subscribe at https://itunes.a...
2hr 22m Apr 06, 2016
2hr 22m
Erika Jayne Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**k!
We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive leak of Erika Jayne’s new single. IT’S GONNA WIN THE INTERNET. Enjoy!
1m Apr 05, 2016
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BONUS! Crappens Live at the Improv
We had an amazing time doing our live show at the Hollywood Improv last night. So cool to meet so many of you. We even had lighting. We’re still amazed. Thanks for everything you guys do for this show and us personally. Please enjoy this live bonus!! WE LOVE YOU! ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat p...
53m Apr 05, 2016
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#280: It Ain't No Lie — Baby, Dubai Bye Bye
We're doing this tonight. We're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey BABY come on! The Lisas are definitely out of sync on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're here to break down their breakdown in Dubai. We cover everything from Eileen's instigation, Rinna's uncorked rage, Vanderpump's quick juke, Erica's iciness, Kyle's loyalty, and Kathr...
2hr 31m Mar 31, 2016
2hr 31m
#279: New Chapsticks and The One Eyed African
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The Real Housewives of Potomac followed up the crazy with lots of new chapters, missing balloons, and a gay race war. Enjoy!! Timestamps: 0-25 Crappens Mailbag: Guilty Pleasure Shows, Shades of Blue, J-Lo’s hair acting23:45 RHOA Reunion Part 21:08:30 RHO...
2hr 17m Mar 29, 2016
2hr 17m
#278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman
Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow are here to talk some smack. We recorded in Ronnie’s apartment huddled around a mic on gardening day, so there are (fittingly) leaf blowers and Bueller barks galore. We laughed our asses off drinking Skinny Girl cocktails, and hope you do, too. Times...
2hr 25m Mar 25, 2016
2hr 25m
#277: Practice Galas, Bros, and Carpool Woes
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac had a living room non gala. Also, Ronnie plays with Lea Black (RHOMiami) and Brandi and Julie from The People’s couch on a weekend Bravo tour through West Hollywood. Enjoy! Timestamps0-40:50 Chatter, Ben’s trip, Ronnie’s Big Bravo Adventure40:50-...
2hr 5m Mar 22, 2016
2hr 5m
#276: Tongue-Tied and Manipulated
"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules." How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 minutes of discussion. And we don't stop there. We have supersized Crappens Mailbag and "Vanderpump Rules" too. It's so fun. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro, including updates on "Tour Group." 00:12:08 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:41:41 - "Real Hous...
2hr 57m Mar 17, 2016
2hr 57m
#275: Fed Up Strays
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners continue. Spoiler alert: no one has them. Top Chef named the top two finalists, and we also got to look at David Copperfield’s oddness. PLUS: Camille Grammar tweets and Ben gets trolled. Timestamps0-36:45 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: Real Househusban...
2hr 13m Mar 16, 2016
2hr 13m
#274: Turtle Racing and Early Bird Toasts
Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to help poor people while nonsensically fighting over nothing before joining Tour Group for a reminder of how stupid Americans can be. Fortunately, Vanderpump Rules topped it with a turtle race. Not kidding. Timestamps0-18:15 Chatter and Sou...
2hr 39m Mar 10, 2016
2hr 39m
#273: Beaching and Moaning
Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the sand are the tempers — at least when it comes to twin beds. Before that, we go off on the latest prison updates on "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and also check in on "Top Chef" wh...
2hr 20m Mar 09, 2016
2hr 20m
#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring
It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" to "Newlyweds: The First Year," we talk about all the kissing, kicking, and sugaring of everyone's butts. 00:00:00 - Intro, including an update on the Crappens Glossary 00:11:26 - Crappens Mailbag 00:36:00 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hi...
2hr 37m Mar 04, 2016
2hr 37m
#271: Brandon, Craig, and The Three Am-Egos
***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry! Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab (http://bit.ly/FitPhabYouTube) for an hour of laughs and relationship talk. Don’t worry, we also fit in talk of the RHONY Preview...
2hr 21m Mar 02, 2016
2hr 21m
#270: You’ve Got Fail
2hr 44m Feb 26, 2016
2hr 44m
#269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli
On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's rappers-cum-historians. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro. Helllllo! 00:07:35 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:25:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Clear The Flem 00:31:16 - Real Housewives of ATL 01:10:14 - Top Chef 01:2614 - Potomac Support us at patreon.com/watchw...
2hr Feb 24, 2016
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#268: Munchausen Hunters International
This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, control freak husbands, and Ramona Singer voice. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro & gossip about Yolanda Hadid's new old name. 00:13:30 - Crappens Mailbag!00:32:51 - Real H...
2hr 45m Feb 19, 2016
2hr 45m
#267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife
Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The Real Housewives of Potomac talked about etiquette while attending a cash bar. The SHAME. PLUS!: Ramona Singer takes on RHOCheshire and Obama learns what it’s like to be a Beador. E...
2hr 4m Feb 17, 2016
2hr 4m