2309: #2309 Vanderpump Rules Part Two: ScandoFallout
**This is part 2 of a two-part recap** Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab ticke...
1hr Feb 01, 2024
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2308: #2308 Vanderpump Rules Part One: ScandoFallout
Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards F...
1hr 5m Jan 31, 2024
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2308: Dwell Hello #403: Old vs. New in St. Louis
A lady who works for a pet food company and a pilot who’s obsessed with foyers attempt to find the perfect house. Will it be a colonial from his childhood or a Foursquare from her plainest dreams? Be sure to watch House Hunters S147 E2: Old vs. New in St. Louis on Max.
50m Jan 30, 2024
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2307: #2307 Southern Hospitality: Volley of the Dolts
The Southern Hospitality (S02E07) kids head to Miami for their big trip, but there’s tension in the crew. Maddi hates everyone, Oishin is a sore sport, and Brad seeks BJ rumor redemption. At least Will doesn’t have a sling anymore! To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards F...
1hr 8m Jan 30, 2024
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2306: #2306 Traitors and RHOP Part 2: MURDER BIRDS!
The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode. Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle. Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey county. Instead, a few of them do yardwork. RHOP discussion starts at around 39:00 To watch...
1hr 12m Jan 29, 2024
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2305: #2305 Traitors and RHOP Part 1: MURDER BIRDS!
The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode. Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle. Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey County. Instead, a few of them do yardwork. RHOP discussion starts at around 01:36:00 To watch ...
1hr 1m Jan 29, 2024
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2304: #2304 RHOM: So Help Me Todd
It’s off to Mexico City for The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E13) where Alexia and Larsa get into a Todd fight. Meanwhile, Marysol overheats, Kiki is horny, and Lisa tries to order a red velvet cake. Plus, Guerdy confronts Larsa at a performance art dinner with half naked waiters in bunny masks. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatc...
1hr 7m Jan 26, 2024
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2303: #2303 RHOBH: Spain in the Butt
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E13) cast trip gets under way as the ladies head to Spain where they encounter a sexy chef, some small ghosts, and Annemarie’s questionable apology tour. It’s enough to make you hop out of a van and puke on the side of the road. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets fo...
1hr 36m Jan 25, 2024
1hr 36m
2302: #2302 RHOSLC, Part Two: Book of Salty Burns
*This is part two of a two-part episode* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatc...
1hr 28m Jan 25, 2024
1hr 28m
2301: #2301 RHOSLC, Part One: Book of Salty Burns
*This is part one of a two-part episode* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three-part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatc...
1hr 9m Jan 24, 2024
1hr 9m
2300: #2300 Crappy Hour Live 1/22/24: RHOSLC Lawsuit, RHOBH Nurse Controversy, and the Southern Charm Finale
On this week’s Crappy Hour, we’re talking the end of #RHOSLC and the RealityVonTease fallout, Esophagate on #RHOBH, Rodrigo from Southern Charm’s nasty DMs, and all the #BravoTV news we can fit. Join us every other Monday at 5:30 PM PST To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And don’t forget to grab tickets for the 2024 Golden C...
50m Jan 23, 2024
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2299: #2299 Below Deck Med: Tears of a Clown
Below Deck Med ends a disastrous season with an attempt to ruffle Kye’s feathers by bringing back Natalya for one last appearance. Will it work? Let’s find out. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And don’t forget to grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Feb 17 at the Palace Theater in LA. Links at watchwhatcrappens.com ...
1hr 11m Jan 23, 2024
1hr 11m
2298: #2298 The Traitors + RHOP Catch Up: Like You’re Weird Like!
The Traitors (S02E04) got pretty intense this week when someone decided to try an f with the Real Housewives. Will this power alliance get destroyed before it’s even begun? We chat about Real Housewives of Potomac’s Mother’s Day Brunch and Robyn/Candiace sit down after the recap, at about 1hr 18 minute-mark. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/...
1hr 40m Jan 22, 2024
1hr 40m
2297: #2297 Southern Charm: Douché
Southern Charm (S09E17) ends its ninth season with a reunion finale that goes round and round the Austen carousel of douchery. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 34m Jan 19, 2024
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2296: #2296 RHOBH: Homeless Not Esophagusless
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E12) takes us to another Homeless Not Toothless event, this time with the added pleasure of a one-season wonder arguing over someone else’s esophagus. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...
1hr 24m Jan 18, 2024
1hr 24m
2295: #2295 RHOSLC: Worst Staircase Scenario
The second Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion episode (S04E18) welcomes Mary M. Cosby back to the reunion stage, but first: a good old fashioned staircase fight. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 37m Jan 17, 2024
1hr 37m
2294: #2294 The Traitors US: Let’s Talk About MURRRRDER
Peacock dropped the first three episodes of The Traitors US over the weekend, and we are fully obsessedah. For this episode we are catching up on what happened, talking about our favorite moments, and making predictions for the future. Needless to say: spoiler alert. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr Jan 16, 2024
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2293: #2293 Southern Hospitality + RHOP: Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
Oisin pulls back the curtain on his milky OnlyFans on this week’s Southern Hospitality (S02E05), and James Kennedy makes a cameo appearance to spin some records at a local coffee shop. At the 01:10:00 mark, we pivot over to Real Housewives of Potomac to check in on this week’s latest episode. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 25m Jan 15, 2024
1hr 25m
2292: #2292 RHOM: You Can’t Shop With Us
On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E11) Marysol throws a shopping spree party and invites everyone but Nicole. Meanwhile, Lisa goes to a bank with Logan and teaches valuable life lessons. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
57m Jan 13, 2024
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2291: #2291 Southern Charm: Stark Ravenel Mad!
The Southern Charm season nine reunion (S09E16) kicks off with Shep confronting his waning value and Taylor outing Olivia’s most shameful secret. Plus, a lot of movie references from JT.. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 26m Jan 12, 2024
1hr 26m
2290: #2290 RHOBH: This Is (Esophag)Us
It’s a touching episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E11) as Kyle pays tribute to her late friend, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t still pettiness on display. Annemarie continues to keep Esophagusgate alive, which is… a choice. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 10m Jan 11, 2024
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2289: #2289 RHOSLC, Part 2: Reunion! Proof! Timeline!
Welcome back to our recap of RHOSLC (S04E17). After last week’s legendary Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, we could not wait for the reunion, and this episode did not disappoint. We break down everything from Monica’s show application email to Lisa’s ring to Whitney’s dubious claims.
59m Jan 10, 2024
59m
2288: #2288 RHOSLC, Part 1: Reunion! Proof! Timeline!
After last week’s legendary Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, we could not wait for the reunion, and this episode (S04E17) did not disappoint. We break down everything from Monica’s show application email to Lisa’s ring to Whitney’s dubious claims. It’s a two parter from us. Stick around for the second half of our recap in, coming shortly!
1hr 7m Jan 10, 2024
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2287: #2287 Below Deck Med: Sick Daze
They're dropping like anchors on Below Deck Med (S08E14) as the crew gets sick one after another. Not to be outdone, Kyle takes another turn around the lazy Susan and stays in bed all episode with a headache. Don't worry, he magically recovers when it's time to twerk. Will Captain Sandy write another autobiography about standing up to the Frenchman who lied about not being served pasta? Let's d...
1hr 10m Jan 09, 2024
1hr 10m
2286: #2286 Crappy Hour Live 1/8/24- Monica’s RHOSLC Timeline Mysteries
It’s a very mysteries somewhat solved-ish live sesh when we search for timeline truths in the Monica Fowler/Darnell/Garcia Real Housewives of Salt Lake City/RealityVonTease scandal. Join us with your tinfol hats and your TikTok sleuthing, we’re going in! For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patreon bonuses, or to buy tickets for The 2024 Golden Crappies Live Fro...
50m Jan 09, 2024
50m
2285: #2285 RHOP Dragging It Out
The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac are spending their fifth month in Austin on tonight's celebration of drag and dragging. Robyn and Candiace try to make us care about yet another round of their arguing, Karen gets paintings done of her iconic fence self, and Juan is still choosing "laundry" over supporting his wife. For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Pa...
59m Jan 09, 2024
59m
2284: #2284 Brav Bros RHOSLC Pre-Reunion Crossover Event
We join forces with Steel and Shooter from the Brav Bros to discuss what might be coming up on the RHOSLC three part reunion and the current state of our mutual love, Bravo. Subscribe to the guys wherever you get your podcasts, follow them on Insta @brav_bros and grab tickets for their first live show in NYC on January 25. While you're at it, grab tickets to our next live show, the 2024 Golden ...
1hr 16m Jan 08, 2024
1hr 16m
Listen Now: Even the Royals
For real life royals, the crown jewels can be more like shiny handcuffs. There are expectations and rules – and if you break them, the consequences are big, and very public. And no, we’re not just talking about Harry and Meghan. There are royal families and wild royal tales from around the world and throughout history that you have never heard before. From Wondery comes the latest from Even the...
8m Jan 08, 2024
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2283: #2283 RHOGT RHONY: DissGo
Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY (S04E06) ends its season with a sexy disco party and some good ole fashioned Ramona on Service Worker abuse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.
1hr Jan 06, 2024
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2282: #2282 Southern Charm Part 2: Valley of the Drolls
*This is Part Two of a two part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus ...
57m Jan 06, 2024
57m
2281: #2281 Southern Charm Part 1: Valley of the Drolls
*This is Part One of a two-part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang-up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonu...
1hr 2m Jan 05, 2024
1hr 2m
2280: #2280 RHOM: Mother’s Day Corpse Slay
The Real Housewives of Miami celebrate Mother’s Day, which turns into an all out crisis when Ana shows up and reminds everyone that Marsold is a rotting corpse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.
1hr 1m Jan 05, 2024
1hr 1m
2279: #2279 RHOBH: Bubble Trouble at the Hot Toddy Corral
Dorit bounces off the walls of her bubble in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries and calls everyone mean, and Sutton finally finds a man who’s into tiny esophaguses and karaoke. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out this week’s Patreon bonus episode about online shopping and our holiday break.
1hr 39m Jan 04, 2024
1hr 39m
2278: #2278 RHOSLC, Part 2: Detached From Reality
Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television. Put it in the Library of Congress! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 12m Jan 04, 2024
1hr 12m
2277: #2277 RHOSLC, Part 1: Detached From Reality
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television. Put it in the Library of Congress! This is part 1 of a 2 part recap. Stay tuned for part 2! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 8m Jan 03, 2024
1hr 8m
2276: #2276 RHUGT: Depending on the Kindness of Rangers
Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.” Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 28m Dec 29, 2023
1hr 28m
2275: #2275 RHUGT: Send In The Men
On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word: Bethenny. Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 21m Dec 28, 2023
1hr 21m
2274: #2274 Holiday Crossover Event Part Four: Ladies of the 80’s with Reality Gays
*This is Part Four of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19...
1hr 40m Dec 28, 2023
1hr 40m
2273: #2273 Holiday Crossover Event Part Three: Ladies of the 80’s with Reality Gays
*This is Part Three of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...
1hr Dec 27, 2023
1hr
2272: #2272 Holiday Crossover Event Part Two - Ladies of the 80’s with Reality Gays
*This is Part TWO of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
50m Dec 26, 2023
50m
2271: Holiday Crossover Event Part One: Ladies of the 80’s with Reality Gays
*This is Part One of a four part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....
40m Dec 25, 2023
40m
2270: #2270 RHOM + Southern Charm Bonus Episode
We’re checking in with the latest episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Miami with two mini recaps. First, the women confront Lisa about her Lenny-itis on RHOM. Then Taylor tries to apologize to Olivia on Southern Charm, and guess what? It doesn’t go well. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 1m Dec 22, 2023
1hr 1m
2269: #2269 RHOBH Part 2: Taco Feuds Day
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party. There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards. It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of. This is part two of a two part recap. Check out our feed for part 2! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
56m Dec 21, 2023
56m
2268: #2268 RHOBH Part 1: Taco Feuds Day
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party. There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards. It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of. This is part one of a two part recap. Stick around for part 2 dropping soon! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo
1hr 8m Dec 21, 2023
1hr 8m
2267: #2267 RHOSLC Part 2: Catamaran Got Your Tongue?
Picking up where we left off on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15), the women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos. This is part two of a two part recap. If you missed the first half, check out our feed and remember to su...
59m Dec 20, 2023
59m
2266: #2266 RHOSLC Part 1: Catamaran Got Your Tongue?
Oh no! It’s the second to last Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15) of the season! The women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos. This is part one of a two part recap. Stay tuned for part two! Watch with Crappens on Demand he...
59m Dec 20, 2023
59m
2265: #2265 Southern Charm Hospitality + Below Deck Med Catchup: Fruit of His Talums
We start with a mini Below Deck Med catchup before diving into Southern Hospitality (S02E02) Recap, which starts at around 20 minutes in. Maddie can’t decide what to do about her possibly cheating boyfriend and his phone charging irresponsibility, Joey Marbles gets a mancrush, and Leva shows zero forgiveness. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer...
1hr 29m Dec 19, 2023
1hr 29m
2264: #2264 RHOP: ChickenSnit Bingo
The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E07) continue to find the loudest locations to shoot this week in Austin and Candiace has a cryangle fest at chickenpoo bingo. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 8m Dec 18, 2023
1hr 8m
2263: #2263 RHOM: De-Scent of a Woman
The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E07) are in Palm Beach to help Lisa express her feelings through the sense of smell, and Marysol is accused of doing Marysol-like things. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules preview. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 15m Dec 18, 2023
1hr 15m
2262: #2262 RHOGT RHONY Legacy Part Two: Pigeons, Pirates, and Fans
*This is part two of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spo...
1hr 1m Dec 15, 2023
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