RHOA: Cooking Up Drama
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.
1hr 13m Jun 13, 2022
1hr 13m
RHODubai: The Girl and the Goat
This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa. Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67603714
1hr 4m Jun 10, 2022
1hr 4m
RHOBH: Welcome to Jurassic Dark
The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois <3
1hr 13m Jun 09, 2022
1hr 13m
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Thy Seamen Cup Runneth Over
The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 5m Jun 07, 2022
1hr 5m
RHOA: Bad Vibes
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
48m Jun 07, 2022
48m
Top Chef: Trash Miso and Flo Pie
Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 30m Jun 06, 2022
1hr 30m
RHODubai: Desert Flower Power
There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 9m Jun 03, 2022
1hr 9m
RHOBH: Back to the Couture
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell cuz people are wearing blazers backwards in the name of fashion....
1hr 31m Jun 02, 2022
1hr 31m
BelowDeckSailing: Race to the Bottom
The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.
54m Jun 01, 2022
54m
Top Chef: It Takes Tucson To Make a Thing Go Right
The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.
1hr 20m May 31, 2022
1hr 20m
RHONJ: Throwing Shade, Cake - Live from Pittsburgh
We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling surprises of the year for us! For those who wish to watch the NJ episode first, it's ...
1hr 51m May 30, 2022
1hr 51m
Chatting with the LadyGang!
It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!
42m May 27, 2022
42m
RHOBH: Validation Caftans
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our ...
1hr 13m May 26, 2022
1hr 13m
Below Deck Sailing: Scarlet Fever
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
58m May 24, 2022
58m
#1766 RHOA: Peach and Tunnel
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 2m May 24, 2022
1hr 2m
Top Chef: Catch Me if You Can
Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 4m May 24, 2022
1hr 4m
RHOBH: Slights of the Round Table
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 16m May 19, 2022
1hr 16m
RHONJ: Broken Sass
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 20m May 18, 2022
1hr 20m
Below Deck Sailing: SpaghettieWoes
Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 20m May 17, 2022
1hr 20m
Summer House: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.
59m May 17, 2022
59m
RHOA: Shifting Loyal-Tea
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.
56m May 16, 2022
56m
RHOBH: Safe and Sound
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect. Check out our video recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66323453
1hr 18m May 12, 2022
1hr 18m
RHONJ: If The Grudge Fits, You Must Acquit
Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night.... Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66309536
1hr 9m May 11, 2022
1hr 9m
Below Deck Sailing: Everything Everywhere All At Once
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.
48m May 11, 2022
48m
Summer House: Wrong Side
Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 40m May 10, 2022
1hr 40m
RHOA: Wreck It Ralph
Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 18m May 09, 2022
1hr 18m
Carlos King: King of Queens
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With Carlos King. Love this guy.
35m May 05, 2022
35m
RHONJ Renuion: No ApoloTres
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa goes on her Greatest Hits tour on the first of three Real Housewives of New Jersey Tour and brings along her backup band, the "You Befriended Kathy and Carolines!" This week's bonus will be a recap of Selling Sunset Season 5 Episode One. It comes out Friday. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon...
1hr 32m May 04, 2022
1hr 32m
Summer House: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Loverboy
It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to end the season!
1hr 8m May 03, 2022
1hr 8m
RHOA: Legends Only (and Drew)
We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.
1hr 10m May 02, 2022
1hr 10m
Top Chef: Collective Soul
This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style of a FRIKADELLEN!
1hr 13m May 02, 2022
1hr 13m
RHOC: Neckless Endangerment
We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's neck, Cards Against Humanity, and Dr. Jen's fascinating home life. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65719814
1hr 20m Apr 28, 2022
1hr 20m
RHONJ: Nashvillains
This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a piece of Nashville Hot Chicken... which is to say, not well. This recap is a Crappens on Demand recap; so be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65694736
1hr 32m Apr 28, 2022
1hr 32m
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: An Affair to Not Remember
Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 10m Apr 26, 2022
1hr 10m
Summer House: Welcome to Amazon Prom
Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 17m Apr 26, 2022
1hr 17m
Feed Drop: Real Good by U.S Bank
Hey! It's a special preview of the Real Good podcast. In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis King about what it takes to lift someone from poverty into the middle class, the dignity that comes along with a job that can provide for a family, and the value of community-based training programs.
51m Apr 26, 2022
51m
Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!
It's time for Top Chef Restaurant Wars. There's fresh bread, a salad fight, and all the Padma disappointment our little hearts could handle. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 42m Apr 25, 2022
1hr 42m
RHOC Live From Dallas: No No, Noella
It's the first Noella reunion on Real Housewives of Orange County, and the cast isn't having it. Don't worry, there's also some Shannon pile-ons we can yell about! This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 37m Apr 22, 2022
1hr 37m
RHONJ Live in Houston: Crossing the Line Dance
We're live from The House of Blues in Houston, TX for a very special recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa refuses to apologize for clearing a table onto Marge's outfit, the guys take shots from a dildo, and Melissa makes the cast embarrass music itself on a day trip to a recording studio. This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of o...
1hr 30m Apr 21, 2022
1hr 30m
RHOC: Rocked to the Core Friends - Live from Austin!
The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, there's a brush with Tommyknockers, a fight in a store, and a very confessional moment with a sommelier. Thanks to the Moontower Comedy Festival for having us!
1hr 20m Apr 20, 2022
1hr 20m
Summer House: Loverbaby
This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner. Watch a very special Ben and Ronnie IN PERSON Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65342655
1hr 36m Apr 19, 2022
1hr 36m
Top Chef: Welcome... to Jurassic Gail
The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominion. It barely makes sense, but that's the fun of it! Watch our recap with an epic Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens?filters[tag]=Crappens%20On%20Demand
1hr 27m Apr 19, 2022
1hr 27m
RHOBH Season 12 Trailer Breakdown
The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to the LA smog. Watch along with us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65132907
55m Apr 14, 2022
55m
RHONJ: Nashville Hot Stricken
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for flying Palomas!! Check out this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65106644 Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 28m Apr 13, 2022
1hr 28m
Below Deck Sailing: Fenders and Benders
Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com
49m Apr 12, 2022
49m
Summer House: Bonfire of the Inanities
Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when she loses her mind. Rinse and repeat. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins...
1hr 9m Apr 12, 2022
1hr 9m
Top Chef: Talenti'd Heroes
Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire dish. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com
1hr 24m Apr 11, 2022
1hr 24m
RHOC Live From Cleveland: Pain in the Aspen
The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for the amazing night, Cleveland! We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and ...
1hr 19m Apr 10, 2022
1hr 19m
RHONJ Live From Columbus: The Hungary Games
We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to figure out what to do with her sausage stuffer. We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens...
1hr 9m Apr 09, 2022
1hr 9m
SummerHouse: Walking on Broken Glass - Live from Detroit
Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Long Island. There's bickering, gossiping, and volleyball, and we cover it all. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us in Detroit! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 15m Apr 08, 2022
1hr 15m