1491: RHOD: Burden of Goof
Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically all Leeanne's fault. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get ticket...
1hr 2m May 12, 2021
1hr 2m
1490: RHONY: Burning in Help
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlanta, so if you want to start with RHONY, skip to about the 28 minute mark! Ramona creates a Burning Man party for Leah and the girls in Southampton and Sonja does enough reiki to think is the one who left her husband. This week's bonus episode is To...
1hr 30m May 12, 2021
1hr 30m
1489: BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock?
It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sydney, who continues to be passive aggressive — so we all win. Plus, we're severely disappointed in fenders, and Daisy debuts a traumatic top hat flashback. This episode has it all! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See om...
54m May 11, 2021
54m
1488: RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt
We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and his aftermath, followed by a hilariously silly segment about Prophet Lott. Let's all say a prayer that we can get through this episode together, shall we? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
1hr 12m May 10, 2021
1hr 12m
1487: SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall
The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see this epic season end.Be sure to check this episode out with Crappens on Demand. This was you can watch us podcast, not just listen: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50984236 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com...
1hr 2m May 07, 2021
1hr 2m
1486: RHONY: In-Townouse Counsel
The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our virtual show, but first we start by talking about The Big Shot with Bethenny. Plus, we announce the results of our Most Underrated RHONY cast member countdown. After the show, we hold a 45 minute Q&A. In order to see that, be sure to grab a tick...
1hr 43m May 07, 2021
1hr 43m
1485: RHONJ: An Apple A Day Keeps Dolores Away
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 4m May 06, 2021
1hr 4m
1484: RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back
On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived foe, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance.   Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 8m May 05, 2021
1hr 8m
1483: Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery
Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good friend she's being by making out with Gary. This week's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap is on our bonus feed! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY...
1hr 13m May 04, 2021
1hr 13m
1482: Top Chef: Like Shooting Dish in a Meryl
Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get greenlit? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our ...
1hr 18m May 03, 2021
1hr 18m
1481: Summer House: Toxic Hannahlinity
Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she can possibly get. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is our Below Deck Sailing recap. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9P...
1hr 12m Apr 30, 2021
1hr 12m
1480: RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and news of Teresa's mystery man spreads. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at ...
1hr 5m Apr 29, 2021
1hr 5m
1479: RHOD: Vandal in the Wind
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi does us all a favor and throws herself down the stairs. This week's bonus is Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May ...
1hr 19m Apr 28, 2021
1hr 19m
1478: RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew
On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questions about Tampa and their marriage, and then the whole hour culminates with someone aggressing LaToya with Vitamin C. Scandal! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 13m Apr 27, 2021
1hr 13m
1477: Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory but fruity meal. In the end, Amar licks his plate, Richard Blais makes annoying observations, and Sara uses yogurt. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Apr 26, 2021
1hr 9m
1476: SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony
We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little desk; goodbye Ciara's bedroom laundry Jenga; goodbye Carl's growth (he's grown a lot, by the way); goodbye Paige's decaying relationship; goodbye Hannah's epic villain turn; and goodbye Lindsay making tacos. But here's one thing we'll never say go...
1hr 20m Apr 23, 2021
1hr 20m
1475: RHONJ: We Got The Yacht!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party for the moms. Also, Olivia is our hero. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 7m Apr 22, 2021
1hr 7m
1474: RHOD: Southfork in the Road
On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with her estranged family, which is important mainly because it allows us to hear another iconic Mama Dee monologue. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwha...
50m Apr 21, 2021
50m
1473: 1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake
  Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get treated with such disrespect? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A ...
1hr 12m Apr 20, 2021
1hr 12m
1472: Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle
Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd?  Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https...
50m Apr 19, 2021
50m
1471: Derbies and Des-tiny
It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedSh...
1hr 8m Apr 16, 2021
1hr 8m
1470: RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at ...
1hr 5m Apr 15, 2021
1hr 5m
1469: RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far
The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
1hr 1m Apr 14, 2021
1hr 1m
1468: BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger
The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew. Our Patreon Extras: https://...
57m Apr 13, 2021
57m
Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown!
We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone! Be sure to WATCH our breakdown here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49999133 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Apr 13, 2021
59m
1467: TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right
This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
49m Apr 12, 2021
49m
1466: Summer House: Des-ecrated
At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Apr 09, 2021
1hr 3m
1465: RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 2m Apr 08, 2021
1hr 2m
1464: RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our ...
1hr 9m Apr 07, 2021
1hr 9m
1463: Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children
Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
48m Apr 06, 2021
48m
1462: RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia
Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extr...
1hr 11m Apr 05, 2021
1hr 11m
1461: Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers
Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A ...
1hr 25m Apr 02, 2021
1hr 25m
1460: Summer House: Taco Tearsday
Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omny...
1hr Apr 02, 2021
1hr
1459: RHONJ: The Trepology
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face ...
1hr 6m Apr 01, 2021
1hr 6m
1458: RHOD: Tattle Snake
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patr...
1hr 24m Mar 31, 2021
1hr 24m
1457: BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See om...
1hr 3m Mar 30, 2021
1hr 3m
1456: RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over debts. Married to Medicine begins at 43:54 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...
1hr 16m Mar 29, 2021
1hr 16m
1455: SummerHouse: Pub Brawl
There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and Luke responds with the most vicious statement utt...
1hr 15m Mar 26, 2021
1hr 15m
1454: RHONJ: Vibrator de Force
A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will things be calm and collected? We'll let you take a wild guess how that turns out. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 18m Mar 25, 2021
1hr 18m
1453: RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of New York Trailer, which is also a Crappens on Demand video. Find it and all of our premium bonus e...
1hr 16m Mar 24, 2021
1hr 16m
1452: Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go t...
1hr Mar 23, 2021
1hr
1451: RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show
Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales ...
1hr 31m Mar 22, 2021
1hr 31m
1450: Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around
Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sale...
1hr 2m Mar 19, 2021
1hr 2m
1448: RHOD: In The Name of the Father
This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led to Dee marrying into the Simmons family. It's all pretty excellent. This episode is available with Crappens on Demand. Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/...
1hr Mar 17, 2021
1hr
1447: BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht
So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading to a very dramatic health scare that may or may not be COVID-19. Yikes! Thank goodness we have Captain Glenn around to give us suggestive hand gestures. Our Patreon Extras: https...
47m Mar 16, 2021
47m
1446: RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill
On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll on us. Fix it, guys!   Married To Medicine starts at ...
1hr 32m Mar 15, 2021
1hr 32m
1445: SummerHouse: Turn Down for What?
The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a Power Point presentation as to why they should get back together. Romance is alive, people. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio...
1hr 16m Mar 12, 2021
1hr 16m
1444: RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems
Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better way to do it than by hosting a strange birthday redo where everyone must disavow the cheating rumor? This episode is Crappens on Demand! Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com...
1hr 14m Mar 11, 2021
1hr 14m
1443: RHOD: Shame and Shamans
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
1hr 25m Mar 10, 2021
1hr 25m
1442: Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudi...
59m Mar 09, 2021
59m