1480: RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and news of Teresa's mystery man spreads. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at ...
1hr 5m Apr 29, 2021
1hr 5m
1479: RHOD: Vandal in the Wind
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi does us all a favor and throws herself down the stairs. This week's bonus is Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May ...
1hr 19m Apr 28, 2021
1hr 19m
1478: RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew
On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questions about Tampa and their marriage, and then the whole hour culminates with someone aggressing LaToya with Vitamin C. Scandal! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 13m Apr 27, 2021
1hr 13m
1477: Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory but fruity meal. In the end, Amar licks his plate, Richard Blais makes annoying observations, and Sara uses yogurt. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Apr 26, 2021
1hr 9m
1476: SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony
We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little desk; goodbye Ciara's bedroom laundry Jenga; goodbye Carl's growth (he's grown a lot, by the way); goodbye Paige's decaying relationship; goodbye Hannah's epic villain turn; and goodbye Lindsay making tacos. But here's one thing we'll never say go...
1hr 20m Apr 23, 2021
1hr 20m
1475: RHONJ: We Got The Yacht!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party for the moms. Also, Olivia is our hero. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 7m Apr 22, 2021
1hr 7m
1474: RHOD: Southfork in the Road
On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with her estranged family, which is important mainly because it allows us to hear another iconic Mama Dee monologue. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwha...
50m Apr 21, 2021
50m
1473: 1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake
  Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get treated with such disrespect? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A ...
1hr 12m Apr 20, 2021
1hr 12m
1472: Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle
Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd?  Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https...
50m Apr 19, 2021
50m
1471: Derbies and Des-tiny
It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedSh...
1hr 8m Apr 16, 2021
1hr 8m
1470: RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at ...
1hr 5m Apr 15, 2021
1hr 5m
1469: RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far
The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
1hr 1m Apr 14, 2021
1hr 1m
1468: BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger
The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew. Our Patreon Extras: https://...
57m Apr 13, 2021
57m
Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown!
We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone! Be sure to WATCH our breakdown here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49999133 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Apr 13, 2021
59m
1467: TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right
This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
49m Apr 12, 2021
49m
1466: Summer House: Des-ecrated
At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Apr 09, 2021
1hr 3m
1465: RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 2m Apr 08, 2021
1hr 2m
1464: RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our ...
1hr 9m Apr 07, 2021
1hr 9m
1463: Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children
Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
48m Apr 06, 2021
48m
1462: RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia
Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extr...
1hr 11m Apr 05, 2021
1hr 11m
1461: Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers
Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A ...
1hr 25m Apr 02, 2021
1hr 25m
1460: Summer House: Taco Tearsday
Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omny...
1hr Apr 02, 2021
1hr
1459: RHONJ: The Trepology
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face ...
1hr 6m Apr 01, 2021
1hr 6m
1458: RHOD: Tattle Snake
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patr...
1hr 24m Mar 31, 2021
1hr 24m
1457: BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See om...
1hr 3m Mar 30, 2021
1hr 3m
1456: RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over debts. Married to Medicine begins at 43:54 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...
1hr 16m Mar 29, 2021
1hr 16m
1455: SummerHouse: Pub Brawl
There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and Luke responds with the most vicious statement utt...
1hr 15m Mar 26, 2021
1hr 15m
1454: RHONJ: Vibrator de Force
A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will things be calm and collected? We'll let you take a wild guess how that turns out. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 18m Mar 25, 2021
1hr 18m
1453: RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of New York Trailer, which is also a Crappens on Demand video. Find it and all of our premium bonus e...
1hr 16m Mar 24, 2021
1hr 16m
1452: Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go t...
1hr Mar 23, 2021
1hr
1451: RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show
Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales ...
1hr 31m Mar 22, 2021
1hr 31m
1450: Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around
Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sale...
1hr 2m Mar 19, 2021
1hr 2m
1448: RHOD: In The Name of the Father
This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led to Dee marrying into the Simmons family. It's all pretty excellent. This episode is available with Crappens on Demand. Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/...
1hr Mar 17, 2021
1hr
1447: BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht
So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading to a very dramatic health scare that may or may not be COVID-19. Yikes! Thank goodness we have Captain Glenn around to give us suggestive hand gestures. Our Patreon Extras: https...
47m Mar 16, 2021
47m
1446: RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill
On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll on us. Fix it, guys!   Married To Medicine starts at ...
1hr 32m Mar 15, 2021
1hr 32m
1445: SummerHouse: Turn Down for What?
The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a Power Point presentation as to why they should get back together. Romance is alive, people. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio...
1hr 16m Mar 12, 2021
1hr 16m
1444: RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems
Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better way to do it than by hosting a strange birthday redo where everyone must disavow the cheating rumor? This episode is Crappens on Demand! Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com...
1hr 14m Mar 11, 2021
1hr 14m
1443: RHOD: Shame and Shamans
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
1hr 25m Mar 10, 2021
1hr 25m
1442: Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudi...
59m Mar 09, 2021
59m
1441: RHOA: Turning the Page (Six)
Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...
52m Mar 09, 2021
52m
1440: Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips
Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...
56m Mar 05, 2021
56m
1439: RHONJ: But Did He Poker?
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while the ladies vacay on Lake George, and Gorga gets punkdeded. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare...
1hr 6m Mar 04, 2021
1hr 6m
1438: RHOD: Austin Translation
Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was truly maddening, but that doesn't mean we didn't laugh a lot too. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
1hr 4m Mar 03, 2021
1hr 4m
1437: BelowDeckSailing: Up for Sail
Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could want: terrible tattoos, gasoline spillage, and douchebags lost at sea. We're in!This is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48254563 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchw...
1hr 13m Mar 02, 2021
1hr 13m
1436: RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney
Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 2m Mar 01, 2021
1hr 2m
1435: Summer House: Trash TV
Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season that didn't involve Luke or sandwiches, and it was great. God bless Kyle's obsessive cleanliness and Hannah's chronic laziness. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchw...
1hr 10m Feb 26, 2021
1hr 10m
1434: RHONJ: Jackie Non-Joiner
In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips.  What could go wrong? Watch this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1434-48019649 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Feb 26, 2021
1hr 9m
1433: RHOSLC: Putting the Season to Bed
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1hr 18m Feb 26, 2021
1hr 18m
1432: Below Deck Reunion: Skating By
The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points by dressing as an ice skating bruise. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to Me...
1hr 7m Feb 23, 2021
1hr 7m
1431: RHOA: What Lies Bolo
Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo jar, but who was it? Kenya is determined to find out. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of s...
1hr 18m Feb 22, 2021
1hr 18m