1247: Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed unt...
1hr 3m Jun 11, 2020
1hr 3m
1246: VPR: Dewitched
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing.  Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero.  Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show, ...
1hr 30m Jun 10, 2020
1hr 30m
1245: PumpRules: Dewitched
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero. Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show.   ...
1hr 30m Jun 10, 2020
1hr 30m
1246: PumpRules: The Witching Hour Has Passed
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero. Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show.   ...
1hr 30m Jun 10, 2020
1hr 30m
1245: Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!
Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhat...
59m Jun 09, 2020
59m
1244: Top Chef: Trifling Truffles
Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calend...
1hr 11m Jun 08, 2020
1hr 11m
1243: RHONY: Tea and Ravioli
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at cr...
1hr 27m Jun 05, 2020
1hr 27m
1242: RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Ke...
1hr 11m Jun 04, 2020
1hr 11m
1241: PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs ava...
1hr 31m Jun 03, 2020
1hr 31m
1240: BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes
Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah's side. We're only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the best way). What did you think about the season premiere?   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 11m Jun 02, 2020
1hr 11m
1239: TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings
So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael's in Santa Monica for one last lavish California meal. Check out our recap!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 7m Jun 01, 2020
1hr 7m
1238: RHONY: Sister Retract
The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too. Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37675018   See https://acas...
1hr 19m May 29, 2020
1hr 19m
1237: RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen
The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions. Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37633255   See https://acast.com/privacy for...
1hr 9m May 28, 2020
1hr 9m
1236: RHOA: Dissenter Square
Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about what we're watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up w...
57m May 27, 2020
57m
1235: Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island
It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy!  For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up w...
1hr 37m May 26, 2020
1hr 37m
1234: Top Chef: Olympic Squeams
Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrap...
49m May 25, 2020
49m
1233: RHONY: Cold War
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenR...
1hr 8m May 22, 2020
1hr 8m
1232: RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers
It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living.  For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs availa...
1hr 17m May 21, 2020
1hr 17m
1231: PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we're here to recap it for you live from quarantine! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and ...
1hr 51m May 20, 2020
1hr 51m
1230: RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It's a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
54m May 19, 2020
54m
1229: TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it's a nightmare.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 7m May 18, 2020
1hr 7m
1228: RHONY: Children of the Scorn
The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley? Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1228-37159381   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and...
1hr 17m May 15, 2020
1hr 17m
1227: RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 14m May 14, 2020
1hr 14m
1226: PumpRules: Pool Intentions
After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna's love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala declares herself an adult.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 27m May 13, 2020
1hr 27m
1225: RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is heal...
1hr May 12, 2020
1hr
1224: Top Chef: War and Peace Out
Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs availa...
1hr 8m May 11, 2020
1hr 8m
1223: RHONY: Bully Laughs
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vot...
1hr 10m May 09, 2020
1hr 10m
1222: Summer House: The Final Fireball
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there's a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat des...
1hr 20m May 08, 2020
1hr 20m
1221: RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote ...
1hr 5m May 07, 2020
1hr 5m
1220: PumpRules: Save the Fails
Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live s...
1hr 25m May 06, 2020
1hr 25m
1219: Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
48m May 05, 2020
48m
1218: TopChef: Pitch Sesh
It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo is the guest quickfire judge! Then, for the main challenge, the chefs must pitch concepts for next week's sure-to-be disastrous Restaurant Wars. Can't wait!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 9m May 04, 2020
1hr 9m
1217: SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn
On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect time for a roast!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
59m May 01, 2020
59m
1216: RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Plus, Tinsley is a STAR AGAIN!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 9m May 01, 2020
1hr 9m
1215: RHOBH: Sutton Impact
Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she makes Teddi cry at Kyle's dinner party, and we all rejoice. But it's really a drunk, stoned Mauricio who steals the show (not to mention Faye Resnick captivated by an edible flower). Also major props to Aaron, whose conspiracy theories about nuclear en...
1hr 14m Apr 30, 2020
1hr 14m
1214: PumpRules: Engagement Ghost
Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli has finally tasted spaghetti. It's a real banger of an episode. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon...
1hr 3m Apr 29, 2020
1hr 3m
1213: Shahs of Sunset: Luaus and Lies
The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet.  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Dem...
49m Apr 28, 2020
49m
1212: Top Chef: Symphoneat
Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of tho...
1hr 8m Apr 27, 2020
1hr 8m
1211: Summer House: Friendzoned in Bonetown
Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle!  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! **New...
1hr 2m Apr 25, 2020
1hr 2m
1210: RHONY: Tiki Torched
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this week when the gang gets wasted at Ramona's Hamptons Inn For The Sometimes Criminally Insane. Torches will be thrown. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Pat...
1hr 26m Apr 24, 2020
1hr 26m
1209: RHOBH: Sutton Place
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and tells off the mayor of West Hollywood for good measure. Also, Erika lands a role and Teddi tries to be less Teddi and fails Teddily. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7,...
1hr 12m Apr 23, 2020
1hr 12m
1208: PumpRules: Gone with the Wine
The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rage and psychosis. Other varietals include a vintage Beau, whose anxious bouquet really opens up after a few swirls, and a 2019 Kristen, which features a floral yet unstable finish. It all pairs well with an earthy meal of Scheana, Dayna, and an u...
1hr 20m Apr 22, 2020
1hr 20m
1207: RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over
On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's baby shower! When Todd snubs Mama Joyce, there will be hell to pay. Sort of. Then on Shahs, Reza and MJ take baby steps towards rebuilding their friendship, one forehead at a time. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="http...
1hr 8m Apr 21, 2020
1hr 8m
1206: TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey
On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metro PCS. Then it's off to the mall to hawk some branded items, but not before Malarkey reveals his chef rankings for the season. Our blood... is boiling. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">a...
1hr 22m Apr 20, 2020
1hr 22m
1205: RHOBH: Bangs of New York
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. Our nominee is Sutton Stracke, the new friend-of who is the sort of monster we dream about. But instead, it looks like the real Queen is going to be Kyle's bangs, which purportedly are the latest terror that Michael Myers has inflicted on a victim...
1hr 45m Apr 18, 2020
1hr 45m
1204: RHONY: Maniac Mansion
This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basement.  Plus, icebergs! For information regarding your data privacy, visit https://www.acast.com/privacy
1hr 7m Apr 17, 2020
1hr 7m
1203: SummerHouse: Murder Most Carl
This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah gets blue (tennis) balls. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 4m Apr 16, 2020
1hr 4m
1202: PumpRules: United in Holy Matri-Maloney
Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... again. Meanwhile, we meet Black Mirror Scheana (aka Karrah), and Lisa wears a prom dress. #vanderpumpian For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 16m Apr 15, 2020
1hr 16m
1201: Shahs of Sunset: Clown and Country
**We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!**  Nema invites the gang to a country music festival and MJ and Reza come to a temporary and stinky truce on this week's Shahs of Sunset.  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member o...
53m Apr 14, 2020
53m
1200: RHOA: We'll Always Have Closet
**We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!**  Kenya cries in the Closet Love Built on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta while NeNe tries to make us believe there's still a spark in her marriage.  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7...
1hr 4m Apr 13, 2020
1hr 4m