Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?
As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell.  This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone.  Okay fine — it felt a bit like filler, and the lack of Cersei was totally inexcusable.  But we still had a great time. 
1hr 29m Apr 22, 2019
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943: SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas
The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anticipated that Carl was HONESTLY NOT THAT INTO CHRISTMAS, GUYS, and once he sees Paige cozy up to someone else under the mistletoe, Carl enters full Grinch mode. Christmas does indeed come early with another tremendous "Summer House" romp.
59m Apr 19, 2019
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942: RHONY: Phone Sex and the City
"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, and a truth or dare game leads to emotional breakdowns. Naturally.
1hr 8m Apr 18, 2019
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941: RHOBH: Judge Dread
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better? To hear this week's bonus Project Runway trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE ...
1hr Apr 17, 2019
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940: PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!
Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if it works (probably not). Also, briefcases full of cash and thoughts on empathy. CORNER!
53m Apr 16, 2019
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939: RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral
NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read.  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming...
53m Apr 15, 2019
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S8 Ep1: Untitled Episode
Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens
1hr 11m Apr 15, 2019
1hr 11m
938: RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston
Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive?  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Liv...
1hr 42m Apr 12, 2019
1hr 42m
937: RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes Live From Boston
Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find out!  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Ed...
1hr 42m Apr 11, 2019
1hr 42m
936: PumpRules: Puppy No Love
The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM.
1hr 21m Apr 09, 2019
1hr 21m
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders
It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash about the dead and living members of Westeros.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrap...
1hr 12m Apr 08, 2019
1hr 12m
935: RHOA: Koi Vey
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week's RHOA recap.
1hr 6m Apr 08, 2019
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934: SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix
Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive on the greatest mystery on Bravo: WHO LEAKED TO RADAR ONLINE? It's the trial of the century, and Judge Dorinda Medley is holding court! You'll ...
1hr 41m Apr 07, 2019
1hr 41m
933: RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!
The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won't be happy until she gets them. And even then she won't be happy. We recap the whole thing live from Portland, OR. Plus, we debut our new single, "GOODBYE KYLE!"
1hr 43m Apr 06, 2019
1hr 43m
932: RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!
Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE! To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon m...
1hr 15m Apr 03, 2019
1hr 15m
931: PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta
"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it's all about Kristen muttering "Cah-caw!!" on her hotel balcony. Check out our full recap here, and say hi to our new premium sponsors Jeffrey Boehmer and Jamey as well as our new SUPER premium sponsor, Lulusimon Studio! Get tix t...
1hr 10m Apr 02, 2019
1hr 10m
930: RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns.  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edit...
1hr 28m Apr 01, 2019
1hr 28m
929: Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Cra...
1hr 1m Mar 29, 2019
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928: RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE avail...
1hr 13m Mar 28, 2019
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927: RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine transgressions hit the tabloids. Dunh dunh DUNNNNH!!!!
1hr 2m Mar 27, 2019
1hr 2m
926: PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie: Hammock Edition. We cover it all on our latest recap!
1hr 23m Mar 26, 2019
1hr 23m
925: ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where questions about Eva's solvency lead to a sort of dramatic moment. Be sure to get tickets to our live shows ...
1hr 32m Mar 25, 2019
1hr 32m
924: SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now. Oh, and don't forget to come see us in Carl's hometown of Pittsburgh, PA! Get tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
53m Mar 22, 2019
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923: RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!
Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. This is why we love Real Housewives of New York City.
1hr 22m Mar 21, 2019
1hr 22m
922: RHOBH: Textes Blizzard
iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor?  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patr...
1hr 14m Mar 20, 2019
1hr 14m
921: PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch
Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR.
1hr 25m Mar 19, 2019
1hr 25m
920: Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner
Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her?  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop...
1hr 15m Mar 18, 2019
1hr 15m
919: RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake
Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history?  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.c...
1hr 41m Mar 17, 2019
1hr 41m
918: Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati
We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid?  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Portl...
1hr 25m Mar 16, 2019
1hr 25m
917: Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me
Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears.  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Portland, Phoenix, Boston, ...
1hr 24m Mar 15, 2019
1hr 24m
2312: It's Like Weird
It's the season finale of The Bachelor. Will Colton LOSE HIS VIRGINITY?! And how many times will Cassie say "weird"? This week's bonus is about fighting in facebook groups. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor. 
51m Mar 13, 2019
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916: RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses
Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?
1hr 4m Mar 13, 2019
1hr 4m
915: PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor
We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite James on the annual cast trip, only to have Katie force them to disinvite him two days later. Oops. Thanks to Acast and Patreon for setting...
59m Mar 13, 2019
59m
914: RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA
We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Top Chef"! Plus, our impressions of "Married to Medicine: Los Angeles." Be sure to buy tickets to our live sh...
1hr 9m Mar 11, 2019
1hr 9m
913: RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC
The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda scoffing at Lu, Sonja taping towels, Tinsley driving in Manhattan, or Michael Voltaggio sitting in the fourth row of our show (!!!!). This is...
1hr 31m Mar 09, 2019
1hr 31m
912: Summer House: Back To Basics
The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl?
1hr 11m Mar 08, 2019
1hr 11m
911: RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of. Come see us on tour! Check out the schedule and buy tix at watchwhatcrappens.com Get our merch! watchwhatcrappens.com/merch
1hr 6m Mar 07, 2019
1hr 6m
910: RHOBH: The Bermuda Why? Angle
It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bermuda trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump? To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon...
1hr 17m Mar 06, 2019
1hr 17m
910: PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain
Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND.
1hr 18m Mar 05, 2019
1hr 18m
908: RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig
We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys! To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Port...
1hr 35m Mar 04, 2019
1hr 35m
907: Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho
Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, P...
1hr Mar 01, 2019
1hr
906: RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warh...
1hr 2m Feb 28, 2019
1hr 2m
905: #905 RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you on?
1hr 3m Feb 27, 2019
1hr 3m
904: #904 PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirt...
1hr 15m Feb 26, 2019
1hr 15m
903: #903 TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions are answered in our latest recap, which is available now! No Gails were harmed in the recording of this episode.
1hr Feb 26, 2019
1hr
902: Untitled Episode
We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen!
1hr 16m Feb 23, 2019
1hr 16m
901: #901 RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise.  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappe...
1hr 23m Feb 20, 2019
1hr 23m
900: #900 PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair, and melted snowman that we saw. And did you hear? We have a million live shows that you ALL should come to: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 13m Feb 20, 2019
1hr 13m
899: #899 RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger?  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop ...
1hr 14m Feb 19, 2019
1hr 14m
898: #898 Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Cra...
1hr 13m Feb 15, 2019
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