713: #713 RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper
The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is?This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch...
1hr 40m May 24, 2018
1hr 40m
#712 BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD
You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest national treasure, Joao.
59m May 23, 2018
59m
#711 PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6
The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!!
1hr 19m May 22, 2018
1hr 19m
#710 RHOP: Scents and Sensibility
Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen!
1hr 19m May 21, 2018
1hr 19m
#709 SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon
This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag!
1hr 21m May 18, 2018
1hr 21m
#708 RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?
Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain? Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap. Come listen!
1hr 24m May 17, 2018
1hr 24m
707: #707 Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!
Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Gi...
1hr 18m May 16, 2018
1hr 18m
#706 PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted
Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode.
1hr 37m May 15, 2018
1hr 37m
705: #705 RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse
The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May!*Crappens Live is coming ...
1hr 12m May 15, 2018
1hr 12m
704: #704 Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA
This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crapp...
1hr 37m May 11, 2018
1hr 37m
703: #703 RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico
Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com *Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia!...
1hr 9m May 11, 2018
1hr 9m
#702: The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)
The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that front. As Kristen would say, "Sorry." Thank you Chicago for another amazing live show...
1hr 26m May 10, 2018
1hr 26m
701: #701: Reunited and it Feels So Hood
Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!!**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com *Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatc...
1hr 18m May 10, 2018
1hr 18m
702: #702 RHOBH: The End Period
It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sounds. **Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com *Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 6m May 09, 2018
1hr 6m
#699 RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya
Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight!
1hr 15m May 08, 2018
1hr 15m
#698 SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton
Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warranted? We get into all that plus talk "Southern Charm New Orleans" and Crappens Mailbag to finish out the week. Come listen!
1hr 47m May 04, 2018
1hr 47m
#697 RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor
Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja dustup.
1hr 32m May 03, 2018
1hr 32m
696: #696 RHOBH: Gag Bag
It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
56m May 02, 2018
56m
Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!
We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your pods and follow them on twitter @vprpartypodcast and Instagram @vanderpumprulesparty.
40m May 01, 2018
40m
#695 PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up every last crumb of this episode as we say goodbye to one of the greatest seasons of television EVER. Join us for this epic episode. And remember you can come see us live. Get tix to our shows at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 56m May 01, 2018
1hr 56m
694: #694 RHOP: Ball Busters
The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 11m Apr 30, 2018
1hr 11m
693: #693 Southern Charm: Boy's Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA
Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming ...
1hr 33m Apr 27, 2018
1hr 33m
692: #692 RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl
The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlant...
1hr 28m Apr 26, 2018
1hr 28m
#691 RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle
Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who will Nell Carter yell at the most? All the answers in our recap!
1hr 4m Apr 25, 2018
1hr 4m
#690 PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!
Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It's just part of the madness of "Vanderpump Rules." Come check out our recap, which also includes Lala's 13 minute showcase, Tom and Ariana's house-hunting adventure, and Peter rolling napkins.
1hr 21m Apr 24, 2018
1hr 21m
#689 RHOA: Wig Out
The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we couldn't let Nene, Kenya, and Kandi have all the fun. Come listen to our recap of this savage reunion finale.
1hr 23m Apr 23, 2018
1hr 23m
#688 SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA
Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" iceberg. We're recapping everything - from Craig's pillow high to JD's awkward appearance. Plus, we share first impressions of "Southern Charm New Orleans."
1hr 29m Apr 20, 2018
1hr 29m
#687 RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment
The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find ticket links at wat...
1hr 27m Apr 19, 2018
1hr 27m
#686 RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh
The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then hosts a viewing party of "American Woman" at her soon-to-be-burgled house. Fun times? Somehow we still manage to have a good time recapping this silliness. Come listen!
1hr 3m Apr 18, 2018
1hr 3m
#685 PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls
Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Come join us as we recap another hilarious episode of "Vanderpump Rules," culminating in the biggest bombshell of 2018: Jax dumping Brittany! RAWT IN HELL JAX! Also, a man bun update.
1hr 31m Apr 17, 2018
1hr 31m
#684 RHOA: Lip Stink Battle
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
58m Apr 16, 2018
58m
#683 RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County
Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode "Naked Wasted." We had a blast - we hope you do too!!And remember that if you want to check out our live shows, go to watchwhatcrappens.com for ticket links!
1hr 29m Apr 16, 2018
1hr 29m
#682 SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol' Boy, Bye
Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and generally awesome episode, and we're here to recap all of it. Grab your Gentry throw blanket because we're fixin' to have some fun with this one...
1hr 31m Apr 13, 2018
1hr 31m
#682 RHONY: Uncool Runnings
Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, Bethenny barks at underlings, and LuAnn reminds us that Queen Latifah isn't REALLY a queen. In other words, it's spectacular TV.
1hr 15m Apr 12, 2018
1hr 15m
#680 RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don't Give a F**k
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber top. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco...
1hr 3m Apr 11, 2018
1hr 3m
#679 PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?
Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this week's "Vanderpump Rules." Join us for a recap of all these important issues. Plus, important Taco Bell news.
1hr 23m Apr 10, 2018
1hr 23m
#678 RHOA: No Bones About It
Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atla...
1hr 4m Apr 09, 2018
1hr 4m
#677 Southern Charm: Barbie Queued
Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same.This week's bonus is a chat about the RHOP premiere and the ending of Summer House. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvin...
1hr 16m Apr 06, 2018
1hr 16m
#676 RHONY: Supreme GaGaween
The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 21m Apr 06, 2018
1hr 21m
#675 RHOBH: Oktoberfestering
We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a biergarten. Plus, important hollandaise updates and the new RHONY taglines. Come join!
1hr 29m Apr 05, 2018
1hr 29m
#674 Crappens Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk
Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his very own mystery party involving pillows by a hot tub. Thanks for the great times, DC! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San F...
1hr 35m Apr 04, 2018
1hr 35m
#673 RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra
The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You def have to listen...
1hr 27m Apr 02, 2018
1hr 27m
#672 Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell
The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O'Donnell. We look fondly at "Vanderpump Rules" over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series like "Kell on Earth." Stick around for "Crappens Mailbag" when the wheels truly, truly come off.
1hr 35m Mar 30, 2018
1hr 35m
#671 SummerHouse: Drunk In Love
Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weekend in the "Summer House." Check out our recap!
48m Mar 29, 2018
48m
#670 RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remember NANNY K!!?!?" fight, and we couldn't be more grateful. This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoe...
1hr 8m Mar 28, 2018
1hr 8m
#669 PumpRules: Bottle Episode
The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode.
1hr 36m Mar 27, 2018
1hr 36m
#668 RHOA: The Daly Showed!
Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win.This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find tic...
56m Mar 26, 2018
56m
#667: Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!
In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. Thanks for the amazing night you gave us, Detroit! Enjoy!This week's bonus is a chat about Las Vegas, old people at the gym, and the first two parts of the Married to Medicine Reunion. To hear it, become a premium ...
1hr 46m Mar 25, 2018
1hr 46m
#666 Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN
This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoe...
1hr 3m Mar 22, 2018
1hr 3m
#665 RHOBH: Séance Anything
Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."
1hr 23m Mar 21, 2018
1hr 23m