#363 Ladies of London: Don't Be Tardy For The Queen's Party
What's worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on "Ladies of London." Come join the rainy day fun as we dissect everything from Juliet's blog to Sophie's TRX trainer.
59m Jan 05, 2017
59m
#362 RHOBH: Finding Dorit
Dorit can't remember her dinner party, but we won't let you forget all the tiny details. Come listen to us dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!
1hr 10m Jan 04, 2017
1hr 10m
#361: PumpRules: Nautical Fruits
It’s the annual waiter vacation episode of Vanderpump Rules, and this year there are double the opportunities for the cast to make asses of themselves. But will Jax ever find a shower? Why is Katie hoarding low calorie treats? And why is Stassi begging for birds to poop on her? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties...
1hr Jan 03, 2017
1hr
#360: Kandi Koated Fights
New Year, New Crappens! We're 5 days a week now, and we're kicking things off with a Real Housewives of Atlanta / Top Chef double-take. First, the Kandi-Phaedra feud spins off the rails as Porsha gets involved in the mess. Then it's on to Top Chef where a biscuits and BBQ episode causes all sorts of drama amongst the contestants. Timecodes here:00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:38 - Real Housewives of A...
1hr 20m Jan 02, 2017
1hr 20m
#358: 2016 Crappies Awards
With 2016 drawing to a close, it's time for that most hallowed of Watch What Crappens traditions: The Crappies! Join Ben and Ronnie as they hand out the vaunted Golden Crappy to a variety of winners from categories such as Best Bravo Star and Best Friendployee. It's a celebration of all things Bravo! So put on your finest crocs and bust out the iceberg lettuce because we are partying today!!
1hr 24m Dec 27, 2016
1hr 24m
#357: It's Not Rude... It's English
Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every detail of this burgeoning feud. Then it's off to London where Caroline Stanbury takes a very important stand against fishing. Finally, we wrap things up with a visit to Atlanta and the trail of broken hearts/garage doors on RHOA. Timecodes: 00:00:0...
2hr 36m Dec 22, 2016
2hr 36m
#356: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna
Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 51m Dec 20, 2016
1hr 51m
#355: Becoming a Sandwich
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has another throwback party where Vanderpump sticks her foot in her mouth, Ladies of London talk manners, rules, and old English ladies that hate them, and Married to Medicine has a brawl at a cancer/boob party. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new Tra...
2hr 41m Dec 15, 2016
2hr 41m
#355: To SUR With Pride (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)
Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dishes served to the personalities on display. But first, it's slut shaming and gay pride on "Vanderpump Rules." And then we wrap things up with "Real Housewives of Atlanta." We're sensitive AF, guys. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:18 - Vanderpump Rules00:59...
2hr 9m Dec 14, 2016
2hr 9m
#353: RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall. We go deep into all of it. Afterwards, we turn our attention to "Ladies of London," which has more gift shop drama than you could even imagine. (And yes, we're very sad that we couldn't name this episode "Brexit Through The Gift Shop." Alas, RHOBH must ...
2hr 2m Dec 09, 2016
2hr 2m
#354: Below Deck Special: Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview
Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest a-hole? And has anyone made up with Ben? On Twitter, you can find Kate at @Kate_Chastain and Kelley @KelleyWJohnson. Also, find Kate’s new book on Amazon! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, an...
1hr Dec 09, 2016
1hr
#352: The Crumb
James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Ramona30:43 Vanderpump Rules1:35:00 Top Che...
2hr 20m Dec 07, 2016
2hr 20m
#351: Resting Brit Face CODE RED
"Ladies of London" is back! Caroline is on a quest to make Julie cry, but instead she makes us laugh. Come join us as we recap the season 3 premiere. Then it's on to "Below Deck" and "Married to Medicine." Plus, gossip about Scheana Shay, and a casual ranking of Housewives in the Crappens Mailbag. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:36 - Gossip! 00:11:20 - Crappens Mailbag / Best & Worst Housewives 00:27:5...
1hr 47m Dec 02, 2016
1hr 47m
#350: Hitting the Iceberg
Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Intro and Vanderpump Rules1:04:00 RHOA1:22:10 Below Deck
1hr 36m Nov 29, 2016
1hr 36m
#349: Let's Talk Turkey About VPR
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Scheana, Bravo, TV... the list goes on. Come listen to us express our utmost gratitude to Real Housewives of Orange County and Vanderpump Rules. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:31 - Clear the Flem 00:15:28 - Real Housewives of Orange County 01:01:40 - Vanderp...
1hr 48m Nov 23, 2016
1hr 48m
#348: Thirst Babies
In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of Married to Medicine try to convince us their eggs aren’t scrambled. Hope you’re feeling fertile! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens...
1hr 29m Nov 21, 2016
1hr 29m
#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables
Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bitch. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag19:10 Married to Medicine1:02:03 RHONJ Reunion 31:29:00
2hr 7m Nov 17, 2016
2hr 7m
"I've Got Your Keys" - by DJ JK
New club banger inspired by Vanderpump Rules's illest DJ, James Kennedy!
1m Nov 16, 2016
1m
#346: Dog and Phony Show
Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that. The point is: we're talking about Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Orange County, and Real Housewives of Atlanta today. Tell all your friends!! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:08 - Vanderpump Rules 00:55:15 - Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion ...
2hr 12m Nov 16, 2016
2hr 12m
#345: 'Below Deck' Just Got Liza'd!!
PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join us as we dissect everything from Sierra's use of the word "queen" to the dramatic turn of events caused by sea urchin! Plus, we take on the RHONJ reunion and the Married to Medicine premiere! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:43 - Crappens Mailbag 00:18:51 - Below ...
2hr 1m Nov 11, 2016
2hr 1m
#344: Return of Poor People Drama
Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Then we celebrate the first RHOC reunion of the season by saying WOW a lot before laughing our butts off over Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Superfight15:40 Vanderpump Rules Returns1:28:25 RHOC Re...
1hr 51m Nov 09, 2016
1hr 51m
#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms
This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a proper metaphor? Do toilets really resonate? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens MailbagBelow Deck 20:15Million Dollar Listing Mini 1:45:...
1hr 51m Nov 03, 2016
1hr 51m
#342: 2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!
Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crappens-busters! On today's SPOOOOKY episode, we take on all our favorite gremlins: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Real Housewives of Orange County, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Come listen... if you DARE! 00:08:28 - RHOBH Preview 00:...
2hr 8m Nov 02, 2016
2hr 8m
#341: She's Just Yacht That Into You
Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily and Sierra fall overboard. Fighting and pizza trails ensue. Then it's on to "Yours, Mine, or Ours," which continues to be an outright failure of a show, and then finally "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles." Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:03 - ...
1hr 54m Oct 27, 2016
1hr 54m
#340: Nothin' But a Bikini and Prayer
It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but hey. Dolores finally finished her kitchen, so there’s that. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps:00 Crappens Superfight: Katherine Dennis VS Leanne Locken 19:2...
1hr 53m Oct 25, 2016
1hr 53m
#339: From Hair to Eternity
Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to Texas on Yours Mine or Ours, and his old relationship issues creep into his real estate sales. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 21:35 Below Deck1:04:...
1hr 48m Oct 20, 2016
1hr 48m
#338: Irish Goodbye
The "Real Housewives of Orange County" weren't about to leave Ireland without one last good fight. Sure enough, after a day of poking, prodding, and simmering tension, all hell broke loose in the wee hours of the morning. What happened? Hard to say. But we certainly have opinions. Come listen! Also, Real Housewives of New Jersey! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:16 - Crappens Superfight 00:18:15 - Real ...
1hr 48m Oct 19, 2016
1hr 48m
#337: Window Shade
Major drama on "Below Deck" this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty residue. Then we cover Bravo's laughably bad HGTV knock-off, "Yours, Mine, or Ours" and wrap up with some "Million Dollar Listing LA." Plus, Crappens Mailbag and a raffle! 00:04:01 - Crappens Mailbag 00:22:10 - Below Deck 01:04:30 - Yours, Mine, or Our...
1hr 49m Oct 14, 2016
1hr 49m
#336: Traumatizing (O’)Tools
The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Siggy went door to door explaining why she’s not going where to people who don’t care. Enjoy! We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.p...
1hr 53m Oct 11, 2016
1hr 53m
#335: Tanties
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept sailing along despite the douchiest guests of the season! You can subscribe to our premium feed at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens! Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag: Secrets and Wives, Finding Prince Charming30:00 Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion 1:17:...
1hr 42m Oct 06, 2016
1hr 42m
#334: Vermonster Mash
It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo. First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that's all about candles and deception. And peas — both frozen and brain size. Then we head to Vermont where the women of Real Housewives of New Jersey are busy screaming at each other on the slopes of Stowe Mountain. Fun times! 00:00:00 - Intro & Superfight 00:1...
1hr 57m Oct 04, 2016
1hr 57m
#333: Hair Model Today, Gone Tomorrow
We hit the high seas for this week's juicy episode of "Below Deck," which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. Let's just say it doesn't end well for him. We have all the details of this high stress ep, from Kate's pebble game to Sierra's juicing aspirations. It's all great fodder. Come listen! Plus, Crappens mailbag! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:10:03 - Crappens Ma...
1hr 22m Sep 30, 2016
1hr 22m
#332: Live from the 2016 LA Podcast Festival!
In case you couldn't make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don't worry: we are here to help. Here's the show we recorded at the podfest, and to mark the occasion, we had our old friend Molly McAleer join us up on stage. Listen as we talk Bravo, do a Superfight, and recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 3!! 00:00:00 - Intro00:10:00 - Crappens Superfight 00:21:46 - Br...
1hr 29m Sep 28, 2016
1hr 29m
#331: Bye Bye Betch
Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps it classy with a very assy episode. There’s also a Superfight update! This week’s premium bonus episode is about the Presidential Debates, Dairy Queen, and Finding Prince Charming. You can subscribe to our premium feed at Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...
1hr 46m Sep 27, 2016
1hr 46m
#330: Tuesday Every Day of the Week
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to let a freaking poodle poo. What a life. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Real Housewives visit the set of 22717:08 RHOMelbourne1:09:37 Below Deck We hav...
1hr 45m Sep 22, 2016
1hr 45m
#329: Mommie Dearest
It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador's kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But then Shannon's mother-in-law Donna showed up, and our lives were irreversibly changed. Come hear the whole story as well as the latest drama(ish) on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a new segment called Crappens Superfight! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:...
1hr 33m Sep 21, 2016
1hr 33m
#328: C'est Fini!
It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion. We talk about Sonja, LuAnn, Tom, Ramona -- everything. Plus, we're buttering our toast for "Below Deck," and we're tumbling dry our emotions for an explosive Dubai episode of "Real Housewives of Melbourne...
2hr 1m Sep 16, 2016
2hr 1m
#327: Gerbil Anger
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals with good ole fashioned misogyny and parent neglect. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag17:20 RHOC 1:17:35 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more b...
1hr 59m Sep 13, 2016
1hr 59m
#326: Don’t Be Cross
Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of Melbourne went on a RHOBH sightseeing trip in Dubai, and Below Deck returned with a new cross (eyed douche) to bear. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and RHONY Reunion Part 21:03:13:...
1hr 57m Sep 08, 2016
1hr 57m
#325: Slow Your Roll, Tamra
Strap your helmet on tight because we're going dune buggying with "Real Housewives of Orange County." Relive the scary tumble and then some as we recap RHOC. Then it's off to New Jersey where some dude is yelling in the streets about the mob and the government -- and it's not Juicy Joe! Time codes below: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:19:26 - Real Housewives of Orange County ...
1hr 48m Sep 06, 2016
1hr 48m
#324: Bethenny Phones-A-Friend
The epic season 8 of "Real Housewives of New York" continues with Reunion Part 1. We cover it all and then take a look at last week's "Real Housewives of Melbourne." Come listen! 00:04:50 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:12:58 - RHONY Reunion Part 1 01:23:41 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/wat...
2hr 10m Sep 01, 2016
2hr 10m
#323: Extra Terestrial
Timestamps below! Vicki surprised Briana with some milquetoast for her birthday on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jaq’s emotions on Real Housewives of New Jersey were extra Trerestrial. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag14:45 RHOC 1:01:30 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus co...
1hr 28m Aug 30, 2016
1hr 28m
#322: Human Piñatas
Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real Housewives of Melbourne. Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens MailbagRHONY 21:35RHOM 1:35:00 We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! ...
2hr 13m Aug 25, 2016
2hr 13m
#321: Lil' Vow Wow
Wedding vows and cabinets: that's what today's episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we've got all the matrimonial bliss (and renewal) covered. And in the middle, we tackle Dolores's journey through a home renovation. Stay strong, D! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:33 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17:02 - Real Housewives of Orange County 01:02:52 - Real Housewives of New Jersey 01:...
2hr 2m Aug 23, 2016
2hr 2m
#320: LuAnn Buries Her Head In The Sandbar
It's all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of "Watch What Crappens." On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami's Sandbar. It nearly overshadows Bethenny's big confrontation with Lu about Tom's photos. Then there's Real Housewives of Melbourne, which sees the fallout of Petitfleur's rejection of Gamble's wedding invite. Also, Janet's step-daughter, Chicken. We love Chicken. ...
2hr 2m Aug 18, 2016
2hr 2m
#319: The Cut Fitness-O Word
Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag18:30 RHOC 1:07:20 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras, visit http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens For all our ot...
1hr 44m Aug 16, 2016
1hr 44m
#318: Bully Punch and Chicken Lunch
Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to watch Pettifleur squirm and Lydia try to make sense. Timestamps:0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag17:00 Shahs Reunion Part 21:15:00 Real Housewives of Melbourne We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our...
2hr 3m Aug 11, 2016
2hr 3m
#317: Parade of Nations, Grudges
"Watch What Crappens" is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio as well as the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion, Part 1. We'll let you decide which is the high and which is the low. Here are the time codes: 00:00:00 - Intro00:07:20 - Crappens Mailbag00:20:15 - Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 101:05:41 - Olympics Openi...
1hr 49m Aug 10, 2016
1hr 49m
#316: Tom's Love Boat Has Something For Everyone
Things are about to go overboard — or at least Ramona Singer is. For today's episode, Ronnie and Ben record from the world famous L.A. Improv, and to mark the occasion they tackle the most important subjects of all: "Real Housewives of New York" and "Real Housewives of Melbourne." It's loopy, silly fun. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:07 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:16:20 - Real Housewives of Ne...
1hr 59m Aug 04, 2016
1hr 59m
#315: Moons and Loons
Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Reza finishes the Shahs of Sunset off by being grosser than usual. Enjoy! Timestamps:0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag22:00 RHOC1:23:00 RHONJ1:51:55 Shahs Season Finale Our new show at TuneIn starts next week! Download the app! For...
2hr 13m Aug 02, 2016
2hr 13m