#285: “Old Religion, New Virus”
1- RIP John Lewis. Stay out, Mitch McConnell. 2- My quote is Fake News 3- He caught the Fake Virus 4- Old Time Religion: Now with New and Improved Virus! 5- Mask wars 6- 'Rona in sports and strip clubs but try the wings 7- The Silent Majority
30m Jul 27, 2020
30m
#284: "Greatest Test Ever"
1- I’m back to new normal 2- He passed the test, so did a brick. 3- A Real American Hero 4- Teachers fighting to save kids. Governor, not so much... 5- Dr Fauci's worst worst nightmare 6- No, Kanye, you idiot. NO. 7- The Happiest place on earth and there’s sports. 8- Thank You, John Lewis. R.I.P.
22m Jul 21, 2020
22m
#283: "I CAN'T"
1 - Obama didn’t test for a disease that didn’t exist. Damn him... 2 - Game show host... doctor... same thing. 3 - If the say open schools, you better close the schools. 4 - If you volunteer for the virus, it isn’t tragic to lose you. 5 - Let's have a convention. Pandemic, uh, I’ll skype in. 6 - Black lives don’t matter, especially not my husband's.
32m Jul 14, 2020
32m
#282: Stupid Hurts
1- Tragically, we’re shooting again. 2- Leading off stupid, the undisputed champ, Trump. 3- Kanye, enough clown shit. 4- Can’t cancel Hamilton 5- The indestructible 20’s 6- Brain eating amoeba will starve in Florida 7- Bison don’t like selfies 8- My Hulk mask is manly, bitches. 9- Karen don’t know looting 10- No mask, no worries. My store deals in dead folks clothes.
36m Jul 07, 2020
36m
#281: Covidiots Are Back
1- Texas finds science. 2- Florida doesn’t. 3- God’s perfect breathing apparatus 4- Karen and Ken bought a gun 5- It wasn’t a hate noose, it was a plain ole noose 6- The dog whistle is getting louder 7- R.I.P. Khari Parker
28m Jun 30, 2020
28m
#280: I Love Gen Z
1- I may get cancelled 2- The truth shall set you free 3- I was fine until you tested me 4- Wish I was wrong 5- A new low... Again 6- Tik Tok kids 7- Go get em, kids. You’re better than we are. 8- Take care, D.L.
36m Jun 22, 2020
36m
#279: THE G.O.A.T.
1- Atlanta on fire 2- Hanging is always suspicious 3- Juneteenth dog whistles and orange stupidity 4- Please tell The 'Souf they lost 5- Sorry, Karen, I’m not quick to forgive. 6- Can we get marketing on this defund thing? 7- Corona cases up. We ain't staying inside. 8- 8:46, watch it. Dave Chappelle is the G.O.A.T.
36m Jun 15, 2020
36m
#278: "Headlines"
1- Long week 2- Boogaloo boys are doing CrossFit with Meghan McCain for Trump. That’s the first 5. 3- Fox News is still Fox News 4- Sports accusations, apologies, and racism 5- Shut up and dribble? No, Laura you should just shut up. 6- Police in trouble on video. Keep breaking laws and heads on video. 7- Black Live Matter Plaza 8- Ella Jones, the first Black Mayor of Ferguson. 9- Rahul Dubey: A...
31m Jun 09, 2020
31m
#277: Our First Week Open
1- Murder, riots, shootings at the beach... it’s only been a week. 2- George Floyd murder, after Aubrey murder after, Taylor murder... Can’t keep up. 3- You realize thugs and looters come in white too? 4- Hey, Kanye, listen to Taylor. 5- Twitter says, "Shut up Trump." 6- It’s not the testing, stupid. 7- Amy can’t go to the park 8- You do realize there are black men in the NBA, don’t you? 9- Amy...
35m May 30, 2020
35m
#276: God Gave You A Brain. It's Okay To Use It
1- Dog whistles, I mean, racist signals everywhere 2- He ain’t bright 3- Obama congratulates graduates 4- Does he stay or does he go now? 5- Religion vs science: You lose. 6- A Florida man. Imagine that. 7- She flies with with the birds
35m May 22, 2020
35m
#275: Ain’t Freedom Free To Be Dumb
1- I doth protest 2- Bill Gates is not out to kill you 3- Call it what it is. Racist, misogynistic baby talk. 4- Obamagate is real. Real BS. 5- Karen Karen Karen 6- Real heroes being heroes
29m May 15, 2020
29m
#274.5: It's Just A Mask
1- Been busy. Only 1/2 an episode. 2- Thanks for letting me be myself 3- Mask politics 4- Mask Killing 5- Masking common sense 6- Justice for Ahmaud Arbery 7- Just be nice, dammit. BE NICE.
17m May 09, 2020
17m
#274: I Ain't Mad At'Cha
1- Don’t be like Mike. Pence, that is. 2- "I was just kidding or lying or dumb." 3- We’re #1. One a million and counting... 4- We can re-open, soon as I get over this cough... 5- Ahh, New Zealand... 6- Let’s open the gym because I own gyms. 7- The world is sad and disappointed but oddly not surprised 8- Not that Tupac, the other Tupac.
29m Apr 30, 2020
29m
#273: Are They All Bad?
1- Protest. Liberate. Let our stupid run free. 2- No, you’re not slaves. You’re fools. 3- This is a test, Georgia. It is only a test. 4- Vegas is a gamble 5- Who finances this operation freedom thing? 6- My Pillow, My Masks, My Money 7 - Big business is small business 8- I can get by on 47 million 9- I didn’t get a billion dollars by helpin' people. 10- Stupid will always survive
25m Apr 23, 2020
25m
#272: Jackie Robinson Was Better Than All Of Us
1- Little orange baby throws a tantrum 2- Council of idiots to open ‘Merica 3- Propaganda checks 4- Your stupidity is absolute, your power is not. 5- Second Amendment vs Tenth Amendment: his followers have read neither 6- Damn you, Chinese racists. 7- Damn you, NASCAR racists. 8- Thank you, Jackie Robinson 9- Australia don’t give a fuck
32m Apr 15, 2020
32m
#271: It's A Conspiracy
1- Scoreboard Celebrities 2- Hey, Jared. Yes, they’re ours. It's in the title. 3- It ain’t 5G 4- Ok, churches. God gave us brains. Let's use them. 5- Never apologize for mocking stupidity 6- Madea is an angel 7- Lean on Me. Thank you, Bill Withers.
30m Apr 06, 2020
30m
#270: In A Brooklyn Bubble
1- Let's drop his ratings. 2- Stay inside and out of Florida. 3- Keep your distance. Really. 4 - Yes. We are that bad. 5- What are you doing? 6- If you’re walking the streets of Brooklyn in a plastic bubble, you’re winning. 7- I hope there’s hope
36m Mar 31, 2020
36m
#269: Stupid Don't Get Tired
1- No leadership 2- Left Africa to stand in line 3- Keep laughing 4- Scientists are smarter than politicians 5- Did i mention no leadership? 6- KUDOS to the food chain people 7- Everything is cancelled 8- Don't shoot. Don’t drink the bleach. 9- How about that lack of leadership?
21m Mar 18, 2020
21m
#268: Travels, man. Travels.
1- Ship to LA to FL to LA to MIL to LA to TX to Cape Town! 2- Super Tuesday 3- Please support your democrat. 4- First symptom is stupid 5- I’ll be back.
15m Mar 05, 2020
15m
#267: President's Day
1- This avoiding the constitution is hard 2- Bernie is 1st. No one cares. 3- Klobuchar is 3rd. Everyone cares. 4- Racist calls racist a racist 5- I don’t need a salary. I will need some benefits. 6- I cannot take treatment without Dear Leader 7- I graduated from Reagan National U, if I can find it 8- Thank you, Tiger, for making us humans feel better.
26m Feb 16, 2020
26m
#266: State Of My Union
1- Why watch? I knew he was lying. 2- Iowa app down. Now let’s shut down the caucus. 3- I’ll be damned. Mayor Pete is Gay. 4- Yes, the halftime show was hot. Get over it. 5- Respect Kobe. Be a dad. 6- Black History Month. Try us. You’ll like us.
23m Feb 05, 2020
23m
#265 R.I.P. Kobe
1- Goodbye, Kobe. 2. More Impeachment BS
10m Jan 29, 2020
10m
#264: Happy New Year
23m Jan 09, 2020
23m
#263: HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY
23m Dec 20, 2019
23m
#262: Word Salad
31m Dec 04, 2019
31m
#261: I Conspire To Conspiracies
25m Nov 20, 2019
25m
Election Day and So Forth
27m Nov 12, 2019
27m
#259: Lock Him Up
26m Oct 28, 2019
26m
#258: Stupid Is As Stupid Does
35m Oct 16, 2019
35m
#257: Rich *sshole Syndrome
44m Oct 08, 2019
44m
#256: Treason! High Treason, I say!
27m Sep 24, 2019
27m
#255: Are We Ready For Some Football?
28m Sep 17, 2019
28m
#254: This Time It's Personal
26m Sep 04, 2019
26m
#253: I'm Tired Of It
29m Aug 19, 2019
29m
#252: The Murder Edition
25m Aug 06, 2019
25m
#251: The Squad
27m Jul 17, 2019
27m
#250: WOW 250 EPISODES
1- One episode, 10 episodes, or all the episodes... THANKS FOR LISTENING! 2- We’re debating early 3- Couldn’t be a scumbag, she’s not my type. 4- Republican power forever 5- Gimme that blood. You have no secrets. 6- Hello, Oregon. We ain’t voting. We got gunz. 7- Conservative comics getting paid. I can't do it. 8- You’re under arrest for turning in the guns he was gonna shoot you with. 9- You’r...
31m Jun 28, 2019
31m
#249: Now Back To Reality
1- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is gone. It's true. 2- Pride? NO. Cuba? NO. Pelosi? NO. Foreign interference in elections? I’m ok with that. 3- Poor red states. I’m not offering sympathy. I’m saying we have poor ass red states. 4- Alabama hates abortion so much they gave back free money 5- Your baby’s dead, here’s the bill. 6- A new low in humanity 7- Bullets! Get your bullets! Hurry up! Common sense...
32m Jun 14, 2019
32m
#248: Survey Says: Sorry Not Sorry
1- Still Shooting 2- I’m not sorry, suckers, give money. 3- You voted against your life 4- Women are not the enemy. They’re just attacked. 5- Commander in Cheat
23m Jun 03, 2019
23m
#247: A Recipe For Disaster
1- Talibama Abortion 2- Pro Life? No, Pro Money. 3- Your flight's delayed by a murderer 4- We’re under attack by us 5- Space Force 6- Terror plot in comedy 7- Real superiors prosecute scumbags 8- Don't buy ‘Merican in ‘Merica
28m May 19, 2019
28m
#246: Sportz
1- School shooting heroes saw we need them 2- World Cup goes to Socks 3- White house champions, and I mean WHITE. 4- Tiger Tiger Tiger 5- Hardly Davidson 6- Billion dollar bum 7- Commander in Cheat
32m May 11, 2019
32m
#245: Get to CEO school NOW
1- Biden without Obama? 2- First Power the Policy 3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man 4- Hire your own lawyer 5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal 6- Wait, the law applies to me too? But I was just being racist. 7- Move the campus? No move your ass. 8- W.W.A. Women Whipping Ass 9- "Jesus socks! Get your Jesus socks here!"
29m Apr 26, 2019
29m
#244: The Lie Becomes The Truth
1– If I keep lying, the only truth is I’m lying. 2– Don’t like lies? Well, we’ve got hypocrisy. 3– Candace says Hitler wasn’t bad, at home 4– Different color, same hypocrisy 5– Kudos to the Champions 6– 2 Arkansas men should be in Florida
29m Apr 10, 2019
29m
#243: It's The Economy, Stupid
1– Forget Mueller, Get elected 2– J.G. Wentworth, get your money now 3– A.O.C. and the science of a takedown 4– Jussie, W.T.F.?! 5– Tournament Time 6– Let's play nice
32m Mar 27, 2019
32m
#242: Stupid Goes To School
1- I paid my money and my kids goin'. 2- When you’re an idiot, everything is complicated. 3- I can see the prices going up. 4- It doesn’t take a resolution to know it's wrong. 5- Man up, like ballplayers do. 6- Ignore the barrier, feed the cat.
27m Mar 14, 2019
27m
#241: The FiXXer
1- Glad he didn’t know my secrets 2- No f**ks given 3- Black friend for hire 4- Guarantee your loss to AOC 5- Kid sex: Sadly, it' a thing. 6- DO NOT order the salsa extra spicy
17m Mar 01, 2019
17m
#240: BAD MONTH
1– Jussie Smollett: ASSHOLE 2– State of Emergency over at the buffet 3– They were right. There was voter fraud. 4– Zion, Hope You're okay. College sports isn’t. 5– White is not a race. 6– Remember Black Panther
22m Feb 22, 2019
22m
#239: Let America Be America Again
1– Dry Land 2– State of the Union 3– She Clapped back 4– Fundamentally Broken 5– Tough Choices 6– Guess I’ll take old racism over new racism 7– Let America Be America Again
27m Feb 13, 2019
27m
#238: Winning Winning Winning Always Winning
1- Shut up, Shutdown 2- It's just a Friday 3- The real evil 4- MAGA hoods 5- White terrorist 6- Don’t mess with the AOC 7- Brady Brady, it's always Brady
30m Jan 26, 2019
30m
#237: Masculinity Mac and Cheese
1- New Mac, old problems 2- It's raining 3- Trump, Pelosi. Pelosi, Trump. 4- Single issue luxury 5- Rolls Royce luxury 6- Thank you, Ms. Cortez. 7- Thank you, government workers. 8- 27 lbs. of mac and cheese... Only in ‘merica. 9- The best a man can get? 10- I’m gonna name my podcast after Obama too
30m Jan 18, 2019
30m