#186: The 1%
1- 'Dem chickens done come home.2- Outrage? No, just mildly upset.3- Black Lives Matter. We will not go away.4- Beauregard, this here black woman’s got some questions for you.5- Are you 1%? Check your paystub here.6- Ultimate Fathers Day gift.
24m Jun 20, 2017
24m
#185: Stupid Don't Get Tired
1- Comey talks. We listen. Nothing changes.2- It's tough to be president the first time.3- Educated brainwashing (you got it, right kids?).4- Green Cards made in China.5- Ethics, now there’s a high bar, laying on the ground.6- Don’t get sick, Ohio. We need your votes.7- Fly 'em if ya got 'em. Damn that government control.8- House what?9- Captain Obvious goes to science class.10- Nascar, here we...
41m Jun 13, 2017
41m
#184: Nance's Law
1- Thank you, Veterans.2- BMW’s in a red state, stupid.3- Obama’s Navy4- Portland heroes: the silence was deafening.5- Lets talk TREASON where’s that hangin rope6- Nance’s Law 7- FBI means don’t fuck with them.8- "Trump a complete Disaster," says the other orange guy.9- Body slam to a win.10- Racisms mixed with racists mixed with racists' history.11- Tiger, you need Jesus.12- R.I.P., Frank Defo...
31m May 30, 2017
31m
#183: Sad Times: The Price Of Life
1- Another terror attack.2- Goodbye, Nicky Hayden.3- Pro Life for all Life.4- Just got back from Middle East.5- I promise not to keep promises.6- Black lives still don’t matter.7- The Elephant in the room is called Justice.
26m May 25, 2017
26m
#182: Not So Fast
1- Showboatin' with big hands will get you fired.2- Hey Russia, guess what I heard.3- Putin says he’ll tell you about secret conversation with no secrets.4- Russia Smussia, are my taxes going down?5- Remember the good ol' days when a potato could bring you down?6- Escape to the NBA.
18m May 17, 2017
18m
#181: You See What Happened Had Was
1- Vive Le France!2- Sally Yates owns Cruz.3- Comey fired. Yeah, it was the emails.4- Hiding in the bushes.5- SNL can’t keep up.6- Sorry, Swami. Condolences to Chris Berman.
18m May 10, 2017
18m
#180: The Pakistani Diet
1- 100 days of nothing.2- Can we get that Constitution out of the way?3- Pakistan is in me and out of me.4- Boston Racist? Uh YEAH.5- Apple, I just don’t have enough devices.6- My FB advice is don’t take FB advice.
18m May 04, 2017
18m
#179: Back To The 50's
1- I need a "Where’s my Carrier?" app.2- Let's go back to the 50’s.3- Segregation and secretarial pools.4- No Latinos, no Muslims, and just a few commies.5- Reefer Madness.6- You don’t need the internet that you’re using to listen to this.7- Yoga: Exercise for heathens. You find God in church where he belongs.8- I’m going to Pakistan.
16m Apr 19, 2017
16m
#178: If Someone Tells You Who They Are, Listen
1- Don’t bomb Syria. Save it for me.2- Real Presidents drop bombs.3- Coming to a Holocaust Center near you.4- United: You paid for a seat, the police beatings are free.5- Supreme Court Justice thanks the Senate. Now we know who you are.6- Obama forcing Trump to play golf repeatedly at our expense. Trump knows who we are.
25m Apr 12, 2017
25m
#177: Please Don't Shoot The Bears
1- UNC is #1!2- School is like UBER, so you can’t go.3- My bible says, "Go Nuclear."4- I’ll hunt you in your sleep when it's safe.5- In the long run, would you like to be shot, stabbed, or beaten?6- No, Rachel, you’re not Nigerian either.
25m Apr 06, 2017
25m
#176: I'm Watching The Game
1- You sick people are not Making America Great.2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss.3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?!4- No leggings except on supermodels.5- Our bad service is better than your bad service.6- Everything great in 7.1 seconds.7- Vegas, baby, Vegas! Get the handcuffs.8- Swipe right for NBA.
27m Mar 29, 2017
27m
#175: Live And Let Live
1- Can’t shake with little hands.2- Treason? Don’t worry, I got a Supreme Court guy.3- We’re moving on in.4- I got a little Texas in me.5- Artificial Intelligence is sexy.
24m Mar 22, 2017
24m
#174: Tournament Time
1- Sorry about Trump... That’s False.2- You’re Fired.3– Captain Obvious. Hey, I’m in jail.4- Get Out, King Kong.5- Billion Dollar bracket.6- Customer is king.
26m Mar 13, 2017
26m
#173: I Was Having A Good Day
1- Trump behaved...2- Well... for 2 days then Obama tapped something.3- Who didn’t talk to Russia?!4- Ben Carson: Now my day is ruined.5- Repeal healthcare, my day is worse.6- Burlington was nice.7- In my country, Glock equals confidence.8- Did I mention that asshole Ben Carson?
18m Mar 07, 2017
18m
#172:And The Oscar Goes To...
1- Great show I didn’t see.2- Gary from Chicago is da man.3- I wouldn't do dinner and neither will he.4- You don’t agree.5- What level is your racism?6- I agree with W.7- Shaqtin' a fool.
24m Feb 28, 2017
24m
#171: I Doth Protest
1- Everyone’s protesting, No one is listening.2- You get what you vote for.3- Sweden’s fake attack not covered by real news.4- Don’t listen to my boss.5- NBA protests against Defense.6- Spring training, HOPE.7- John Wick vs Jason Bourne
29m Feb 21, 2017
29m
#170: Respect My Authority
1- Who you calling illegal?!2- Chicken costs how much?3- 2 Sessions.4- Publik Skools in trouble.5- You weren’t gonna drink that water were you?6- We’re all on TV.7- I am not Atlanta.8- Goodbye, Al Jarreau. Thank You.
22m Feb 13, 2017
22m
#169: A Tale Of Two Countries
1- Jazz meets Country in Mexico.2- Trump news again.3- Pray for me.4- Frederick Douglas saves victims of Bowling Green Massacre.5- Go Falcons!
17m Feb 04, 2017
17m
#168: One Week In
1- The crowd was as small as your hand.2- The alternative fact is...3- Women marched for women, not against you.4- Supremely bad nominees.5- That SuperBowl thing.
20m Jan 27, 2017
20m
#167: This Reality Is Real
1- Great Americans Day my ass2- Do something.. Oh wait you did.3- Nice Klavern you have there.4- Let's grab a pussy.5- You see, what bully means is...6- Yacht racing? YEP.7- Lamar Odom, make Reality TV great again? Please.
29m Jan 16, 2017
29m
WPA 166 - 2017 Starts Off With a Bang & Not The Good Kind
1- Off to a horrific start. 2- Then it got worse. 3- The answer is no ladies. 4- Me & Lindsay Graham. Never thought I'd say that. 5- She’s off the Kool Aid. 6- Golden Globes Gold. 7- Fix my teleprompter. 8- 80 years of Spam.
22m Jan 10, 2017
22m
#165: Happy New Year... I Think
1-Goodbye 2016, you killed. 2- Not all Trump, I hope. 3- Now he sends Russians home? 4- Conspiracy and crazy playing ball together. 5- Edward R Murrow is spinning in his grave. 6- Sports, that’s right, sports.
33m Jan 05, 2017
33m
#164: The Death of Kindness
1- Person of the year not NICE person of the year2- The Russians have attacked, I mean Hacked3- The Death of Kindness4- Hidden Figures you should know
29m Dec 14, 2016
29m
#164: The Death of Kindness
1- Person of the year not NICE person of the year2- The Russians have attacked, I mean Hacked3- The Death of Kindness4- Hidden Figures you should know
29m Dec 13, 2016
29m
#163: There Is No Escape
1- Trump calls Taiwan2- In other Tweets3- I doth protest4- Stand your ground5- I see your Prius and I raise you a Bolt6- Tiger's back7- I don't care what you say, those are leggings
27m Dec 05, 2016
27m
#163: There Is No Escape
1- Trump calls Taiwan2- In other Tweets3- I doth protest4- Stand your ground5- I see your Prius and I raise you a Bolt6- Tiger's back7- I don't care what you say, those are leggings
27m Dec 05, 2016
27m
#162: Happy Thanksgiving, I Hope
1- Happy Thanksgiving, I hope2- I don't need education in education to run education3- Security? We’re going to need some money4- Being President is good for business5- Kris Humphries? What??6 - Merry Christmas go buy her a Lexus and get that G wagon for yourself
18m Nov 28, 2016
18m
#162: Happy Thanksgiving, I Hope
1- Happy Thanksgiving, I hope2- I don't need education in education to run education3- Security? We’re going to need some money4- Being President is good for business5- Kris Humphries? What??6 - Merry Christmas go buy her a Lexus and get that G wagon for yourself
18m Nov 28, 2016
18m
#161: If You're Happy And You Know It
1- Who’s happy? where they at?2- Cabinet of Deplorables3- No, its not OK4- I can’t make it better5- Leave my TV at home
19m Nov 18, 2016
19m
#161: If You're Happy And You Know It
1- Who’s happy? Where they at?2- Cabinet of Deplorables3- No, its not OK4- I can’t make it better5- Leave my TV at home
19m Nov 17, 2016
19m
#160: TRUMPED
1- DamnI thought I was wrong about the Cubs2- first 100 daze3- I need a truck and a gun
22m Nov 11, 2016
22m
#160: TRUMPED
1 - Damn...I thought I was wrong about the Cubs 2 - First 100 daze 3 - I need a truck and a gun
22m Nov 10, 2016
22m
#159: Just Email Me C/O the FBI
1- There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe2- Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s Weiner3- Cubs Win, nah, just kidding4- This Halloween I’m giving violence5- Live longer with Facebook
21m Nov 01, 2016
21m
#159: Just Email Me C/O the FBI
1 - There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe 2 - Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s weiner 3 - Cubs Win. Nah, just kidding 4 - This Halloween, I’m giving violence 5 - Live longer with Facebook
21m Oct 31, 2016
21m
#158: It All Comes Together
1 - Undecided about debates 2 - Read a book 3 - Well you build the highways... 4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it 5 - Time off from nothing 6 - Pedals dead....clowns live 7 - Snakes on a plane have landed
19m Oct 23, 2016
19m
#158: It All Comes Together
1 - Undecided about debates 2 - Read a book 3 - Well you build the highways... 4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it 5 - Time off from nothing 6 - Pedals dead....clowns live 7 - Snakes on a plane have landed
19m Oct 22, 2016
19m
#157: Just Clowning Around
1- trump said something2- Fake story only clowns would believe3- Sorry Officer my clown was taller4- Batman vs the Clown5- Sherriff Joe should be a clown6- The Exploding clown phone7- Clown ballot
21m Oct 17, 2016
21m
#157: Just Clowning Around
1- Trump said something 2- Fake story only clowns would believe 3- Sorry officer...my clown was taller 4- Batman vs the Clown 5- Sheriff Joe should be a clown 6- The Exploding clown phone 7- Clown ballot
21m Oct 16, 2016
21m
#156: Send In The Clowns
1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you 2 - That Mexican thing 3 - Damn book learnin' 4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car? 5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire 6 - Kim was robbed 7 - Send in the Clowns. Well maybe they’re here
25m Oct 07, 2016
25m
#156: Send In The Clowns
1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you 2 - That Mexican thing 3 - Damn book learnin' 4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car? 5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire 6 - Kim was robbed 7 - Send in the Clowns. Well maybe they’re here
25m Oct 06, 2016
25m
#155: I Can't Decide What's Wrong With Undecided
1- Debate = Beating2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers4- The spin room couldn't spin this5- AZ Republic supports Clinton their first Democrat in 126 years & YOU still can’t decide6- Black Lives Matter - except to cops7- Thank you Mr Scully
23m Sep 29, 2016
23m
#155: I Can't Decide What's Wrong With Undecided
1- Debate = Beating2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers4- The spin room couldn't spin this5- AZ Republic supports Clinton their first Democrat in 126 years & YOU still can’t decide6- Black Lives Matter - except to cops7- Thank you Mr Scully
23m Sep 29, 2016
23m
#154: YES, BLACK LIVES MATTER
1 - That's a Bad Dude 2 - North Carolina Crazy 3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome 4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host 5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendment 6 - Super Gun Owners 7 - They shoot White too
27m Sep 25, 2016
27m
#154: YES, BLACK LIVES MATTER
1 - That's a Bad Dude 2 - North Carolina Crazy 3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome 4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host 5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendment 6 - Super Gun Owners 7 - They shoot White too
27m Sep 24, 2016
27m
#153: It's Deplorable
1- Take a picture take a knee2- Backup American3- Shoot or be fired4- What color is your basket5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you
18m Sep 15, 2016
18m
#153: It's Deplorable
1- Take a picture take a knee2- Backup American3- Shoot or be fired4- What color is your basket5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you
19m Sep 14, 2016
19m
#152: You Lyin' To Me?
1-#lauering the bar2-Separate and definitely not equal3-Hates not selling4-Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it5-Chicago hits 5006-I love fast women7-ITT TECH commercials are no more
22m Sep 09, 2016
22m
#152: You Lyin' To Me?
1- #lauering the bar2- Separate and definitely not equal3- Hates not selling4- Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it5- Chicago hits 5006- I love fast women7- ITT TECH commercials are no more
22m Sep 08, 2016
22m
#151: The Hacker Made Me Do It
1 - Thou doth protest 2 - Flip flops made in Mexico 3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is 4 - Look at my Weiner 5 - The devil made me do it 6 - See it -- Fry it 7 - Naked and Afraid
30m Sep 01, 2016
30m
#151: The Hacker Made Me Do It
1 - Thou doth protest 2 - Flip flops made in Mexico 3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is 4 - Look at my Weiner 5 - The devil made me do it 6 - See it -- Fry it 7 - Naked and Afraid
30m Aug 30, 2016
30m