Episode 14 :: The Great Chicken War
Ohhhhhh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god. We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode we tackle some old classics involving Batman, Robocop, Superman, and Inspector Gadget in two wonderful tales. First, "Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men found Love", in wh...
1hr 39m Jul 07, 2017
1hr 39m
Episode 13 :: Sir Unicocktapus of Bum Diddles
Time to celebrate! We don't have to read any more of that awful Saved by the Bell fanfiction! ...Oh. Great, now we have to read fanfiction about Brushfire and his Melon friend. Yup. We've stooped this low, folks. If there were a bottom to this barrel, we would surely have passed it by a few miles by now. Introducing: "Brushmelon". We romp through the 90's with a Disney crossover fic that reall...
1hr 43m Jun 30, 2017
1hr 43m
Friday Night Fanfiction :: Episode 12 :: The Creamy GooGoo
Cuzintiny's wretched Saved By the Bell slashfic, “Bangin’ at Bayside” continues! Seriously, this writer only has the capability of writing preteen-vocabulary level sex scenes. There is literally no character development, or plot, or even bagels. If you take meds, take 'em now (unless you shouldn't mix them with alcohol). Oh wait - you can't take your meds, because this story already gulped 'em ...
1hr 41m Jun 16, 2017
1hr 41m
Episode 11 :: Bangin' at Bayside
We're kicking this episode off with something highly unusual, visual and fan-submitted! Loyal listener tehmsu commissioned an artist to draw Lucca from Chrono Trigger - hyper plump and sporting a proportionately engorged member. Doomington, the artist in question, liked it so much he penned a short story to go along with it. Presenting "Lucca Futa" (caution: link contains NSFW image) - we could...
1hr 41m Jun 09, 2017
1hr 41m
Episode 10 :: What Even is The Radical Squadron?
It's always a treasure when we read some fanfiction by one of our own fans... And it's got ponies in it... And the ponies are peeing. And also diapers. The story is called "Twilight Tinkle" by first rate pervert GrassDragon. It was really gross and wet and kind of like the worst Super Soaker fight you could imagine possible. Then, we delve into a fanfic about the 90's CGI show ReBoot: "ReBooty ...
1hr 19m Jun 01, 2017
1hr 19m
Episode 9 :: I Can Smell the Erection
In this episode, we finish up unbeatenduck's multiversal trollfic “face the strange”. It did not turn out like we hoped, but it did turn out like we predicted. It wasn't good, but we did it and that's the bottom line. Life is all about experiences. Experiences sometimes including saying very offensive things that are written and we can't omit. Not all of us can be David, you know. But we trudge...
1hr 55m May 26, 2017
1hr 55m
Episode 8 :: David Says the P-Word
Sometimes the awfulness of a bad fanfic is rooted in a genuine love of a property and a lust that the author simply has to express. And sometimes... well, sometimes that bad fanfic might be trolling your ass. We think "face the strange" by unbeatenduck is one such fic. Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, Sonic, X-Men, there's a whole lot of ugh going on here. Some sentences are amazing and absolute...
1hr 46m May 19, 2017
1hr 46m
Episode 7 :: Oh Hi, Mom. Wait, You've Read Shark Porn Before?
Steel yourselves, because we're back in the vaults and reading more smut from the now-dreaded Kristen's Collection. First, we have "Saltwater" by Komsomol, which was submitted to us as "like Dolphin Sex, but with Sharks." We enter some real dream-shaping, shark-humping absurdity where things that aren't real are apparently real anyway... and learn that claspers are pretty scary stuff. After th...
2hr 12m May 11, 2017
2hr 12m
Episode 6 :: So This is How They Make Bubble Tea
Oh. Oh dear. Oh, what has happened here? We read five stories and drudge through the dairy goodness that is Xalts' Tapioca trilogy; a threesome of stories based on Salamanders in the Homestuck universe. It is very gross and not anatomically or biologically accurate in any way. There's "Tapioca", "The Sequel", and who could forget the riveting finale, "Tapioca 3 The Return". Delightful. Followi...
2hr 17m May 05, 2017
2hr 17m
Episode 5 :: Just Drink For How Racist This Story Is
Indulge in a classic Hunchback of Notre-Dame fanfic. Or try to, anyway. "Back to the Frollo" by the aptly-named Frollofreak shuts us down for two reasons. One: it's ultra racist. Two: it's boring. REAAAAAAAAAAAAL boring. It does not become enjoyable. Ever. Lucky us, we're entertaining folks and we have two amazing fan readers suffering with us through the time-traveling Toyota and numerous fla...
2hr 4m Apr 28, 2017
2hr 4m
Episode 4 :: Tool of the Fates
Join us for a festive romp through the 90's - when Tim Allen was both a family sitcom icon and symbol for what happens when you do too many drugs. Find out what happens when Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), Randy (JTT) and Mark (Taran Noah Smith) drug the babysitter and do awful things to her in "Heidi - The Tool-Time Girl" by alurker8192. Yes, it's a Home Improvement fic, and the story is about as old...
1hr 46m Apr 19, 2017
1hr 46m
Episode 3 :: Precum Jones
Prepare to be enthralled by the sex-swapping, gender-bending wonderment of the Avengers fanfic, "Avenging Tony's Lost Manhood" by therealfroggy. Logan gets broken, David gets bored, Stevo gets angry, and Val sounds Canadian. Oh, and one of our guest readers Shawn sounds Canadian too, but differently Canadian. But yeah, long story short: Tony Stark turns into a girl and can't stop fondling himse...
2hr 13m Apr 13, 2017
2hr 13m
Episode 2 :: Sombrero Crab
This is what happens when we find a stranger in the Alps, then they write a story, and we bring them on the show to read it. Longtime Nerdy Show fan Fenrirgochad has brought to us a fanfic of his own devising for us all to read. He inserted Stevo into a crossover fic between The Brave Little Toaster and sigh Sonic the Hedgehog. Yup. Things happen. Sexy almost happens a lot... and apparently dea...
1hr 38m Apr 07, 2017
1hr 38m
Episode 1 :: "Spornsored" by Pornhub
We're BAAAAAAAAAACK! Season 5 gets started off "right". Which is to say, very, very wrong. We take on a story we can't finish! Not because it is incomplete, but because it's such an awful experience and we actually can't bear continuing it. It's horrible. Awful. Disgusting. All the bad words. To quote one listener verbatim: "I expected the sexism, but the racism was a surprise." The nightmare ...
1hr 48m Mar 31, 2017
1hr 48m
Episode 33 :: Last Trip to Sister Town
This is it. The is the final installment of Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. We've done it! We've finished the longest story we will ever attempt to read. Nothing else comes close to the epic-length nightmare we've subjected ourselves to. Never again. Never forget. This story is drek. It's awful and deplorable and we hated it. Oh sure, there was some fun ...
2hr 11m Feb 16, 2017
2hr 11m
Episode 32 :: Grandma's Meth
After the sweet release of taking an episode off from Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we're back in the stink. Our protagonist is beside himself too - no matter his wealth of harem occupants, he's still not satisfied and resorts to porn for his pleasures... AND he complains about it! The nerve of some people. But hey - there's some drama too: a character...
1hr 25m Feb 10, 2017
1hr 25m
Episode 31 :: Bilk
In this episode, we take a reprieve. We take a long, hard look at ourselves and decide to shirk off our Pokémon shackles for an evening and read something that restores our sanity. JoeCam (of SML Podcast) and Tom Heisanevilgenius (Of Weird Video Games and Peter Chimaera) join us for a wonderful LiveJournal-y romp through The Lord of the Rings with "The Very Secret Diaries" by Cassandra Claire....
1hr 57m Feb 03, 2017
1hr 57m
Episode 30 :: My Penis is a Dinosaur
Well... it's finally happened. We're finally here... the pinnacle of Niduranduran’s perverse Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”' depravity: the incest. It's happening - and it's just as bad as we remembered it being. Yahoo answers did not help assuage our fears either. In this episode, our core crew soldiers into this story's dark depths. Really, truly, it's probably the...
1hr 50m Jan 25, 2017
1hr 50m
Episode 29 :: Chicken Grease is Nature's Lubricant
In the 14th installment of our journey into Niduranduran’s Pokémon smut novella, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, the author shows that they have more hot air to blow than the entire population of politicians, sales representatives, and televangelists combined. Our hero(?) Adam finishes the battle getting sweet sweet revenge on his Absol's previous trainer and then proceeds to discuss...
1hr 31m Jan 20, 2017
1hr 31m
Episode 27 :: Ritual Headiku
Prepare for an episode rife with faux-drama. In this installment of our continuing sojourn through Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, our main character struggles with the age old quandry of who to date: his girlfriend, or his pokémon. Obviously the choice is both. They celebrate this victory by having a threesome. Can we tap out of this story already? Readers: Stevo, D...
1hr 42m Jan 13, 2017
1hr 42m
Episode 28 :: Grumbleforps and Where To Find Them
The downward spiral of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues, and we've made it to the most infamous part: the battle scene where Lethe confronts her previous trainer who abused her. Nah. Just kidding... None of that happens.... Yet. But we do get to the part where Adam discovers inappropriate feelings for his sister, who was caught on spycam enjoying his Poképorn. ...
1hr 41m Jan 12, 2017
1hr 41m
Episode 26 :: Various Gourds
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Our marathon read of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues and we spice things up with a new rotating referee mechanic. We're really excited about this, because it's something that isn't stale, played ...
1hr 46m Dec 30, 2016
1hr 46m
Episode 25 :: I'm Sure That's Somebody's Fetish
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Never question our devotion to the quest! We lost our first stab at this episode due to technical issues, but did we throw our hands up in the air and call it a day? Hell no! We dove right back into the thick of it and re-recorded...
2hr 29m Dec 23, 2016
2hr 29m
Episode 24 :: Chainsaw Solo
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Succumb once again to the tortures of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. In this episode... its the same thing. The same damn song and dance we've been enduring for, like, two months. Has it been two months?...
2hr 8m Dec 16, 2016
2hr 8m
Friday Night Fanfiction :: Episode 23 :: Circus Penis
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. In this chapter of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures" the rumpus of Solaceon Daycare heats up as hints are seeded about a forthcoming sister-banging. For the time being, there's more explicit love with pokerm...
1hr 48m Dec 09, 2016
1hr 48m
Episode 22 :: Ice Cream Genitals
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. As if there wasn't enough Pokémon sex going on in our prior readings of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures", the author now digs deeper into the main characters' Pokéfilia sexperiences just to ram home how com...
1hr 55m Dec 02, 2016
1hr 55m
Episode 21 :: Good Old Ass Clefts
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Happy Thanksgiving from our terrible family to your terrible family! While you all are bursting at the seems from leftovers and fretting about how badly you confronted Uncle Blake about his B.O. stank yesterday, we spent more time...
1hr 33m Nov 24, 2016
1hr 33m
Episode 20 :: Are Canadian Farts Syrupy?
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. As the accelerating innuendo of impeding incest thickens sludgier than a Canadian Fart, we plunge ever deeper into the Pokéfucking abyss of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. Our main Gary Stu tackles anothe...
2hr 7m Nov 18, 2016
2hr 7m
Episode 19 :: Celibacy Steak
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Another day, another chunk of Pokésmut to chew through. In this installment of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we're introduced to a new angsty love interest , and a faux hipster at that (as if the main c...
2hr 14m Nov 11, 2016
2hr 14m
Episode 18 :: Ass to Toilet
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. You guessed it, our trek continues through Niduranduran's longform erotic Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. This time we begin with a vigorous banging of a cucumber and the family cat. Then we encounter so...
1hr 44m Nov 04, 2016
1hr 44m
Episode 17 :: The Ol' Jerk 'N' Smirk
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Continuing our adventure with the nightmarish “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. We find ourselves fully immersed in the orgy-tastic porkfest that apparently is still not considered "full caligula". Thrill ...
1hr 50m Oct 28, 2016
1hr 50m
Episode 16 :: Bulgé
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. We return to our latest long form fanfic nightmare: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran and delve deeper into the madness and Poképhilia. Adam starts to unravel the thread of eroticism that is his budding lus...
1hr 51m Oct 21, 2016
1hr 51m
Episode 15 :: My First Time With A Latex Glove
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. After a month-long hiatus to clean up a bunch of things, we're back! To celebrate, our core hosting party gathered to summon forth one of our most infamous fics from the time before Friday Night Fanfic. Yes, this season's longfic ...
1hr 54m Oct 14, 2016
1hr 54m
Episode 14 :: Why All It?
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Okay, okay... we'll freely admit our folly on this one. We're going back to our roots. And by "roots" we mean the first horrible fanfics we read in our pre-FNF days - the literary poison that corrupted our souls and set us on this...
1hr 59m Sep 09, 2016
1hr 59m
Episode 13 :: As Good As It Gets, Might As Well Drink
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Behold: two wildly disproportionate fanfics! The main event is the E.T. sequel you never wanted: "ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me!" by Mr. Five. It turns out the space baby we knew as E.T. has grown into a space man named Kamacla...
2hr 4m Sep 01, 2016
2hr 4m
Friday Night Fanfiction :: Episode 12 :: I Don't Want Cake in My Ass, Steve
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Deep breath. We stand on the precipice of... FINALLY FINISHING THE LAST PART OF "SONIC IN THE SEARCH FOR LOVE" FOR EVER AND EVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME PLEASE DO NOT SEND US ANYMORE. Please read along with the end of our terrible j...
1hr 50m Aug 26, 2016
1hr 50m
Episode 11 :: Please Don't Use The Stalactite...
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. In this episode, we conclude our Star Wars journey from last week: tribalTAT's "Star Wars - Episode VII: a NUDE hope". It just kept getting worse and worse until we hit a cliffhanger. And now we're plummeting off that cliff into a...
2hr 2m Aug 19, 2016
2hr 2m
Episode 10 :: Space [noun]
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games ITS STAR WARS DAY! Wait, no... that's in May. It's Rogue One trailer day! Celebrate our first substantial look at the first Star Wars spin-off movie with two naughty, dirty, gross, sexy stories in the Star Wars universe. (Let's say...
2hr 21m Aug 12, 2016
2hr 21m
Friday Night Fanfiction :: Episode 9 :: *Insert Food-Related Pun Here*
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. We finally, FINALLY crush through the painful, Poképorn sensation that is “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. We all got very sad and Stevo, at least, got very very hungry. Then, we wash our mouths out with "Classic" by whiskeya...
2hr 1m Aug 05, 2016
2hr 1m
Friday Night Fanfiction :: Episode 8 :: One Pump Chump
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. We delve deeper into “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku and switch perspectives to a different character. Even with new blood in the mix, the Pokémon raping fiasco persists, and this character has it way worse. Gary Stu just won...
1hr 52m Jul 29, 2016
1hr 52m
Episode 7 :: There's No Time For Pants
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Share our pain as we suffer new thresholds of Poké-porn poison. Part two of our reading of “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. Sit back, relax, and join us for more psychic pollution of non-consensual Pokémon encounters and DEAR...
1hr 27m Jul 15, 2016
1hr 27m
Episode 6 :: Swivel Sticks
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Join us for the first of several installments of putrid pornography. "Halcyon University" by ShinjiHiroku is a story about Pokémon. And having sex with Pokémon. And mailmen getting raped. Multiple mailmen. Multiple rapings. It's p...
2hr 3m Jul 08, 2016
2hr 3m
Episode 5 :: Swivel Dicks
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Prithee, tell us, what stories do we read?Of fiction, of fandoms, but original source not decreedFor we have yet to dain to touch non-fanfiction storiesBut this night we make history, with buggering and debaucheries And no, I'm n...
1hr 16m Jul 01, 2016
1hr 16m
Episode 4 :: The Stank Sword of Doom
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Our show begins with the thrilling conclusion of the multiversal fanfic "Just The Way I'm Not" by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It's bad. It's REALLY bad. Then we revisit a classic we shared with Nerdy Show in our pre-FNF days, "Inga Breaks ...
1hr 43m Jun 24, 2016
1hr 43m
Episode 3 :: Je Suis Batman
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Oh boy, just what we always wanted. Introducing "Just The Way I'm Not" by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It's a multi-franchise fanfic that's like if tumblr threw up all over "My Immortal". Thanks to our guests and fans in general for helping...
1hr 52m Jun 16, 2016
1hr 52m
Episode 2 :: I Was Going To %&$# This Boy
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. This episode we're kicking things off by imbibing in some traditional FNF poison: Harry Potter fanfiction. "Heroic" by Scecky and "Teasetting Balls" by Oowth limber us up for the real challenge: "Justin, Fergus, and Dakota" by Jak...
1hr 46m Jun 10, 2016
1hr 46m
Episode 1 :: The Redcocks
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Our quest begins once again! Welcome to Season 4! New host Shawn will be accompanying us for the long haul, and this entire season is dedicated in memoriam to Logan's lost testicle. To start, we dive right into the Poképhilia wit...
1hr 44m Jun 03, 2016
1hr 44m
Season 3 Bonus Fan Episode
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. Even in the worst of circumstances, we can find something magical. Such was the case on one Wednesday evening, as the FNF hosts were preparing for the show, many weather stations announced a massive, windy storm that would cause m...
1hr 37m May 06, 2016
1hr 37m
Episode 25 :: We're All Butt Pregnant
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. WE DID IT! WE FINISHED IT! Last episode we concluded the core story of our season finale longfic: “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” a Captain America/ Bucky story by OhCaptainMyCaptain and in this episode we wrap the epilog...
1hr 31m Mar 25, 2016
1hr 31m
Episode 24 :: One the Milk-ee, the Other the Milk-er
The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games. The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain concludes! Yes, you heard us right: WE FINISHED THE CORE STORY! We did it, reddit! We did iiiiiiii...
1hr 35m Mar 18, 2016
1hr 35m