Season 10 Episode 10 - Sadgasm Shower Pizza
Fanfics read: A Survivor's Tale (by AshadelMG) Kingdom Hearts 3.14 - The J.O. Crystal (by eiscirno) Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, D-LUCKS, Rhythm Bastard The Canadians are in the host majority again! David and Logan had to miss the episode but thankfully D-LUCKS and Rhythm Bastard showed up to help maintain the ever-important international balance (or something like that). We read about Plants vs...
1hr 55m Mar 13, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 9 – Terminator 2 ~ The Day Everyone Did The Mario
Fanfics read: The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn The hits just keep on a-comin', just like Videl and the Z fighters as we push past the halfway point of The Tamanegi Saga. No idea how we ended up talking about North Carolina, Terminator 2, Drowning Pool, and who knows what else but hey, that's just the way this show seems to go. Why fight against ou...
1hr 15m Mar 06, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 8 - Technicolor Germany is Gay Canon
Fanfics read: The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Mike, Karleigh And this the prophecy has come to pass that there were TWO FNF episodes posted in just as many days! Mike and Karleigh join us to get knee (or possibly elbow) deep into the love and lore of The Tamanegi Saga. Everyone, you are hereby commanded to raise your arms up and lend us your spirit as ...
1hr 55m Feb 28, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 7 – Our Penis Bones Migrated from our Dicks to our Brains
Fanfics read: A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever) The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Wolfboy Yay, early posting! Hopefully this is the first of two episode postings this week as long as reality doesn't decide to continue taking massive dumps all over our totally-large-and-not-at-all-just-a-single-person editing team! Cassie and Wolfboy join ...
1hr 36m Feb 28, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 6 – Baby Rabies
Fanfics read: A Friend in Need (by ElwritesFanworks) A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl Stevo finally gets a little bit of revenge on the crew for how many times they've mentioned his cystoscopy. Mirri and Epidehl join as guests on this episode featuring a really awkward Watchmen fanfic about kidney stones, and that's followed up b...
1hr 44m Feb 22, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 5 - Pap Smear ASMR
Fanfics read: Castlevania 1970 Disco of Evil (by Various Authors) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Nyami In which episode that wherefore we do positively discuss the regional locale heritage of history for various and numerous differing last names. Also we read some Castlevania fanfic, which was super fun until we realized just how slowly we were going. The fic is great, but a...
1hr 37m Feb 14, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 4 – Marms
Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Christmas Santa and Elrond’s Roll in the Sleigh (by BusterManwomb) yoda and tequila (by blazemaster9) Sonic Lemons and Lemonade (by Harmonian Zutarian) Of Cows and the Holy Goat (by Hawki) Bored at Work (by pinkluver93) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mana, FiZ Yeaaaah we finally made it to the part where there are guests in the episodes again! And boy, do we ...
2hr 10m Feb 06, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 3 – The Great Canadian Wallpaper Festival
Fanfics read: Link and His Bitches (by The_Evening_Primrose) Rigby To The Rescue (by Shadowgate) True Beauty (by gothicbloodyrose666) Fuck You (by annablack1102) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn To be honest do people even read these descriptions anymore? I mean, like, beyond just seeing what stories we read or tried to read. Because it’s extremely difficult to write a short summary des...
1hr 50m Jan 31, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 2 - Do you want to play with my balls? (by Carl Sagan)
Fanfics read: Everybody Pepsi Herald of the Next Generation (by hokaze) When The Lights Go Out At The Brady House by Richard (by address withheld) How a duck brought down the world (by CoolCat9) The Metroid Conspiracy Pasts of the Sin (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)  Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn We couldn't go two straight weeks with all the hosts being on. What a roll we were on too, r...
1hr 16m Jan 17, 2020
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Season 10 Episode 1 - Creamy Buttery Garlic-y Mashed Potato Ejaculate
1hr 29m Jan 10, 2020
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Season 9 Episode 18 - The Detroit Tigers would be less popular if they were Detroit Barbed Penises
1hr 33m Nov 23, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 17 – I’m an athiest, dumbass, and I certainly don’t worship your dick
2hr 9m Nov 09, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 16 - Sgood Avocado Ass
2hr 8m Nov 01, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 15 – Spudman
1hr 48m Oct 25, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 14 – Lousy Smarch Orgasm
1hr 42m Oct 18, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 13 – Nippleneck
2hr 6m Oct 05, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 12 – OH NO! MUCH SEX!
1hr 59m Sep 28, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 11 – Isn’t Desperation Just Another Word for Friendship?
1hr 49m Sep 21, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 10 – I Stuck My Finger in a Model Train Power Brick & That’s What Made Me Gay
1hr 56m Sep 14, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 9 - 'Sometimes the Orphans Explode'
1hr 41m Sep 07, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 8 – Ad-Hoc Cock
1hr 57m Aug 31, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 7 – The Public Boobie System ~ ‘EXPLOSIVE BOOBIE MAGIC!’
1hr 29m Aug 23, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 6 – What are the odds that your parents are assholes
1hr 48m Aug 17, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 5 – Sonic Calls Anne Frank a Loser
1hr 45m Aug 10, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 4 – MEAT FIRST
1hr 33m Aug 02, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 3 - You touch anywhere on my bed, you'll be where my balls have been
1hr 47m Jul 26, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 2 – What meat gets me off? What the fuck kind of fucked up question is that?
1hr 16m Jul 20, 2019
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Season 9 Episode 1 – David needs to cum on you in 30 minutes or your pizza’s free
Fanfics read: Sugar Smack Dat Ass (by CountChocula69) Bill and Ted’s Excellent Orgasm! (by Rina76) Get in Me Swamp (by tinglymelons) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Sorry to say but yes, we’ve returned. Again. Good to see you all. Hope you had the best fucking pride month ever. The core hosts get immediately into it (after about 20 minutes of tangents and non-starts) with Sugar Sm...
1hr 45m Jul 12, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 17 – All ruined cause of a little doodoo
Fanfics read: An Olympic Dream (by Nemeta) 69 Hues of Disney 4 Tommy Wiseau Eats Out the Hindenburg (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn The core four (and by four, I mean five) close out the end of Season 8 by reading more stuff. It’s pretty good. First up, we get the firsthand account of QWOP in An Olympic Dream. Then, we get more manwombness with 69 Hues of Disney 4...
1hr 42m May 31, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 16 - Old Fuckdog Cookies
Fanfics read: Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212) Barbie Q, the Grill Who Fell in Love with Christian Grey (by EuroCat) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Simjan, Gorejuice Simjan and Gorejuice join us to finish reading about Harry Potter FSM and then a girl that pretends to be god in order to fuck a guy and get his lady to leave. First up, we finish Touched By His Noo...
1hr 55m May 25, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 15 - Military Training: How to Breathe with your Butt
Fanfics read: Pikapoon (by Rishi12345) Paula Deen’s Salty Secret (by TimeyWimeyWizardStuff) The very secret diary of Haldir and others (by Nithwen) Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212) Pikapoon (by Rishi12345) Paula Deen’s Salty Secret (by TimeyWimeyWizardStuff) The very secret diary of Haldir and others (by Nithwen) Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212) Readers...
1hr 44m May 17, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 14 - Vaginal-Anal Hand Clapping
Fanfics read: Sonic’s Ultimate Harem (by Lil’ Soniq) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Nyami, Sara Nyami and Sara join us for our first foray into the legendary story known as Sonic’s Ultimate Harem. First, no, we are not reading the entire thing. It is far larger than we could ever hope to conquer. Now that I got that out of the way, yes, we read one chapter of it (well, at least parts o...
1hr 48m May 13, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 13 - What's the Japanese Word for Moist?
69 Hues of Disney 2 Simba from The Lion King bangs his way out of the (by BusterManwomb) 69 hues of Disney 3 (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Mark the day of this glorious event in the stone wheel of time that records humanity’s accomplishments. We read our first story by BusterManwomb, who wrote a sequel to 69 Hues of Disney. The original story was already a ridicu...
1hr 35m May 03, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 12 - Logan, you'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over this shit in my ears
Fanfics read: Kingdom Farts (by ClosetFetishist) dressed to impress (by wbtrashking (fan_nerd)) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Oh, fucking wonderful. We finally get to read one of those infamous farting stories. This is going to go absolutely swimmingly. We kick of the evening with Kingdom Farts. It honestly does end up being funnier than it sounds, but that’s only if you enjoy far...
1hr 35m Apr 26, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 11 - The Adventures of Pooh-Bear and his Malware-Infested USB Stick
Fanfics read: Tsuyu and Bakugo in Rapunzel (by EuroCat) Flash Fiction Fuckin’s (by DraceDomino) First Encounter (by Lyris Malachi) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Rhythm Bastard It feels like the dawning of a new age today! Birds are chirping in the trees. Foxes are darting in and out of traffic making strange noises. And of course we’re doing what we always do: reading fan...
1hr 32m Apr 12, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 10 – My dick can fall off for all I care, I’ve accepted my fate
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) maybe you shouldnt put your dick in there (by shuppet44) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn WE FINALLY FINISHED BREWDENING LOVE! Holy shit, that felt way longer and worse than I remembered it. Disdonn helped us finally knock this thing to the mat for the fullcount. This will also hopefully be the last e...
1hr 55m Apr 07, 2019
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Friday Night Fanfiction - Bonus #1 - Edited Parts Showcase!
Hey everyone! First real official bonus material, at least for 2019. An editing showcase illustrating some of the comedy gold left on the cutting room floor, in this case from Season 8 Episode 1. Enjoy!
31m Apr 01, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 9 – and then the dark lord said ‘oh no…’
Fanfics read: Legolas (by Laura) A Valentines Gone Too Far Fortnite NSFW Fanfiction (by InflamedIce) Steam (by Swood) Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tea, DLucks I feel like these writeups get so much harder to do when we’re reading a long story. Like, I could wax philosophical about many things when we’re not mired in an...
1hr 33m Mar 30, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 8 - Vampire Baseball
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Kutsu Shita Boy, what fun being a vampire is! Our characters in Brewdening Love sure are relate-able, believable, and not at all grating on our nerves at this point! NOPE! Thanks Kutsu for putting up with us as we try to get more chapters done on this. Sorry, I promise (probab...
1hr 53m Mar 23, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 7 - Top 25 Placenta Recipes and Other Things that are Gross
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Scout Another week, another instance of Love of the Brewdening variety! Wolfy and Scout-y grace us with their ha-ha’s as we cobble together both a makeup recording with the regular episode last week. There’s a LOT of content, and it’s…well, if you’ve listened to any o...
2hr 6m Mar 16, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 6 - Hot Bird Water
Fanfics read: Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Enigmatic, JoeldaAlcoholic In this week’s installment, we get knee deep back into Brewdening Love with our guests Enigmatic and Joel. We discuss Hot Bird Water, which is a thing. Really I just don’t have much to type about this because it’s Brewdening Love and I won’t spoil an...
1hr 12m Mar 11, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 5 – Nudity Takes a Backseat
Fanfics read: Kingdom Hearts The Legend of Keyblade Master – Side Chapter The Exciting Physical Examination (by Azmodan0210) Edwards brithday (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty Finally! We get to one of Shawn and Stevo’s favorite properties ever! We get to read a Senran Kagura s...
1hr 36m Mar 06, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 4 – His Penis Did A U-Turn
Fanfics read: Not-Tiny Hermione (by GiantessLover) A Whore for Bigfoot (by TooBigToFit) Flavortown University (by shlonglord) Reporting for Duty (by Jason) Doctor Hoo (by x-sparklegurl1997-x) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, LackofSense, Afrohawk Hey, everyone! Stevo here, posting from out of state! Currently at VGMCon, so I will have to make this writeup brief. LackofSense and Afro...
1hr 24m Feb 24, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 3 - Cosmic Dangles - My Mathematical Harem
Fanfics read: Snow (by Monik-chanlove) Desire (by DarkRiku0) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn So, full disclosure: I have never attempted to watch more than 20 seconds of a PewDiePie video ever. I don't care enough to. And I don't know who this Cry-character is that's also apparently a YouTuber. But we tried to read an MPREG fanfiction about them! Snow, which was apparently run through some ...
1hr 32m Feb 16, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 2 – Warden, my erection got stuck again!
Fanfics read: Devito Raider (by Brododile) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s time for some hot Devito action! The fretful Nighthorse five tackle the hairy, balding, sweaty, short stature that should honestly have been the canon Lara Croft. Danny Devito stars in Devito Raider (by Brododile). Come along as we raid some ancient civilizations and complain abou...
1hr 25m Feb 08, 2019
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Season 8 Episode 1 - Nothing was hotter to Gritty than sexual consent
Fanfics read: Tasty Seduction (by ManuelMantastic) Training in the Village for a Massive Man (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn We return once again to the land of the living. Oh shit, this story was written by Stevo. Fuck it, let’s go back to the land of the dead. Kicking Season 8 off with a bang as well as some sexy whimpers, the crew returns to read a story of two s...
1hr 52m Feb 02, 2019
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Season 7 Episode 14 - Du Hast Gary Sinise
Fanfics read: Steamed Hams But Chalmers Gives Skinner a Creampie in His Ass (by juicydickhugger) Levi's Dirty Night With Mr Clean (by xxAlbinoBlackCatxx) Where did BB-8 come from (by gundamoocow) Flash Fiction Friday X-23 Reacts to succubus magic. (by DraceDomino) Spanish Fly (by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn As we reach the end of Season 7, we'd like to take t...
1hr 36m Jan 11, 2019
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Season 7 Episode 13 - Baconating Your Man-Turtle-Thing
Fanfics read: Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever (by ChelleNorlund) It Hurts For You (by ZexEios) Sonic Goes to the Gym (by ComicsNix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Shaggy First, fuck Vince McMahon and the XFL. Second, yay, next to last episode of the season! Disdonn and Shaggy join us as some of the hosts try baconators for the first time! Also, you know, we read...
1hr 28m Jan 05, 2019
1hr 28m
Season 7 Episode 12 - Chapter 11 Bankruptcy, Chapter 4 Pregnancy
Fanfics read: Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever (by ChelleNorlund) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Nyami Rose Everyone get their fill of Turtle Power? Well, too bad, we got more of the same this week! Nyami Rose joins us to go back into the wicked world of the green team as we delve further within Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever. Of course, we talk about food aga...
1hr 38m Dec 30, 2018
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Season 7 Episode 11 - Don't Blame Me for the Tantric Turtle Boning, Blame the Disabled Person
Fanfics read: Raphael and Michaelangelo Together Forever (by ChelleNorlund) Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, Tom, Tea IT'S GREEN TIME! Anthropomorphic mutant reptilians unite as Tom (Peter Chimera) and new guest Tea kick some shell-like material with an awful, long, and awfully-long TMNT fic. Previously thought scrubbed from the internet, Tom has a preserved copy of Raphael and Michaelangelo Toget...
1hr 42m Dec 22, 2018
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