137: #137 Is Trump Our Rock Bottom?
Hey babes! We are back this week with special guest, podcaster, and foreclosure survivor, Graham Elwood. We discuss what it takes to work "clean" as a comedian, being over frivolous entertainment, how he had the "American Dream" and then lost it, and we also discuss our current political climate and if Trump is our rock bottom. Music "Organic Vacuum" by Kool Karlo. Original intro by Ryan Davis ...
1hr 6m Oct 03, 2018
1hr 6m
136: #136 Have You Ever Tried Heroin?
1hr 1m Sep 20, 2018
1hr 1m
135: #135 The Tully Show swapcast
This week is a DELIGHTFUL "swapcast" with Mike Tully host of The Tully Show! We talk about Beirut and teen magazines but in the end it was more about Denzel, pet squirrels, and scat porn. SO. MUCH. FUN. For All Things Tully:Twitter: @Tullywood Listen to The Tully Show on Sirius XM 103 For all things Jessimae:www.jessimae.com
52m Sep 13, 2018
52m
134: #134 That Time We Burned Down A Dance Club
This week Jessimae welcomes her friend and special guest, comedian, Justin Martindale. The two discuss everything from their love of "hot bags of chicken", how annoying it is to baby sit drunks, that time Justin ugly cried on stage at the Comedy Store, and the time they both burned downed the Rainbow Club in Plano, Texas. You can watch Justin on E!'s WTFashion on SnapChat Discovery and what out...
50m Sep 04, 2018
50m
133: #133 Will Stamos Be With Me In Heaven?
This week Jessimae calls 855-FOR-TRUTH to get the answer to last week's question: "If You Die Today, Where Will You Spend Eternity?" And boy does she get her answer! What's in Eternity for Jessimae? Grilled cheeses and John Stamos. OBVI! For all things Religious go to:https://gospelbillboards.orgFor all things Jessimae go to:www.Jessimae.com
1hr 5m Aug 29, 2018
1hr 5m
132: #132 Where Will You Spend Eternity?
Hey Sharp Tonguers! This week Jessimae talks about her RV vacation in Kansas, crashing into a boulder on her way to Vegas to host the Exotic Dancer Awards Show at the Hard Rock Casino, And asks herself, "if I die today, where will I spend Eternity?" ? WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE SPENDING ETERNITY??! Music Organic Vacuum by Kool KarloOriginal intro by Ryan Davis from the Tin Foil Hat ...
38m Aug 24, 2018
38m
131: #131 How To Become A Stripper
Hey Pelusers! We are excited to be back this week. We missed you hardcore. Sharp Tongue returns with Jessimae solo/dolo and dishing about her travels across America, Beirut, and into the chaotic and hilarious realm of her father's battle with Alzheimer's. Music:"Robotic" by Kool KarloFor all things Jessimae go to:www.Jessimae.comTwitter: @JessimaePeluso www.twitter.com/JessimaePelusoIG: www.ins...
48m Aug 07, 2018
48m
130: #130 How To Be A Father And A Rock Star.
Welcome back Sharp Tonguers! This week Jessimae takes a break from traveling cross country to visit her family. We welcome special guest, comedian and musician, Avery Pearson to talk about being a new dad, how to balance art and parenting, god deniers, Canada's portions, why fat guys always have beards and Avery makes fun of Jessimae's undying love for John Stamos. HOW RUDE!Music:"Robotic" by K...
1hr 20m Jul 09, 2018
1hr 20m
129: #129 Do You Believe In God?
"Prince scared me!" -Kii Aarens This week Jessimae chats with her friend, artist/musician, Kii Aarens, about if we're facing a civil war, how social media effects art, being sentimental about NSYNC, and that time I drooled over Erykah Badu at the FYFest in LA.Music: "Robotic" by Kool KarloFor all things Kii Aarens: IG: @KiiAarensFor all things Jessimae go to:www.Jessimae.comTwitter: @JessimaePe...
51m Jun 22, 2018
51m
128: #128 Can Safe Sex Be Sexy?
A VERY special and informative episode featuring CEO and entrepreneur, Lori Ivanova, who sits down with Jessimae at a Coffee Bean to discuss her safe sex home delivery kit, My Lab Box. The two discuss the stresses of going to the OBGYN (I.E. horrible lighting and dirty magazines), why we still have sex stigmas in our culture, the importance of female entrepreneurship, and why it's important to ...
33m Jun 16, 2018
33m
127: #127 What's The Key To Happiness?
This week, Jessimae gets real with her feelings on the beauty culture, how to tackle depression, and opens up about the struggle for all of us to find true happiness. Happy Birthday, Joan Rivers! Music "Robotic" by Kool Karlo.Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 For all things Jessimae go to:www.Jessimae.comTwitter: @JessimaePeluso www.twitter.com/JessimaePelusoIG: www.instagram.com/jess...
42m Jun 09, 2018
42m
126: #126 Is Comedy Hard?
This week we sit down with stand up comic, and seasoned traveler, Lachlan Patterson, to discuss the difficulites of being a comedian, how to handle life on the road, and that time he got black out drunk. We've all been there! Original Music "Organic Vacuum" By Kool Karlo. For all things Lachlan: www.LachlanPatterson.com IG & Twitter: @LachJawMixing a dry sarcasm with his biting commentary on li...
53m May 30, 2018
53m
125: #125 Catfish in Your Peehole
Special SWAPCAST episode with Bad Science podcast! BAD SCIENCE: Each episode focuses on the scientific accuracy of a film and features the insight of a real life expert who will break down the science with us. We ask "good questions" about "bad science." In this episode, Bad Science host Ethan Edenburg, invites Jessimae to chat along side with chief Entomologist and bug curator for the Museum o...
1hr 6m May 22, 2018
1hr 6m
124: #124 A Marijuana Mother's Day
This week we feature a VERY special Marijuana Mother's Day Celebration, my Cannabusiness Partner's man woman, Miss Alicia Wanderlust. We sit down in Jessimae's kitchen to discuss everything from being a young parent of two little ones, backpacking all around the world, to what it was like to help people trip their asses of on psychedelics in Australia. Music "Purple Haze" Mr. Jimi HendrixFor al...
1hr 10m May 16, 2018
1hr 10m
123: #123 Dawn Of The Dead
This week is another MOVIE COMPANION episode but we talk A LOT during this movie! Jessimae sat down with Jason Jepson (Talking During Movies), at Dirty Bill's bar in Austin Texas, to talk SO much shit during a film! They discuss everything from what it's like to trip out on 'shrooms, how to survive a zombie apocalypse, and Jessimae reveals her true nerdy self while watching one of her favorite ...
2hr 18m May 08, 2018
2hr 18m
122: #122 Live From Moontower Comedy Festival!
This week we bring you a SUPER fun "swapcast" episode featuring an interview by Comedy Wham Presents! LIVE from The Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, Texas. We discuss what it means to be a "dirty comic", that time Paula Poundstone crashed Jessimae's comedy show, and tricks on how to travel with marijuana. Music "Rockstar" by Post Malone feat 21 Savage. End clip: Tom Hanks, "What The Tide Wi...
1hr 10m May 02, 2018
1hr 10m
#121 Movie Interruption: The Resort
This week is a BONUS episode! A movie companion episode featuring what else but a HORROR movie! My FRICKIN fav! The ReZort, a "safari park", offers paying guests the opportunity to kill as many zombies as they please following an outbreak. Who wouldn't want to blast off some zombies while on vacay?! Jessimae will be commenting over the movie.*Use Netflix for optimal listening.The RezortBritish ...
1hr 37m Apr 25, 2018
1hr 37m
#120 What Happened On The Kid Rock Cruise?
Fresh off of the Kid Rock Chillin The Mo(i)st Cruise, Jessimae records from her Aloft Hotel room at the MoonTower Comedy Festival in Austin, TX. She relives the most fun moments from her cruise, talks about that time her Dad fell into a flower pot in the pitch dark, and also what YOU can do to prevent cognitive decline. Music "Fly Me To The Moon" (d33p Soul Remix). Book mentioned: The Unbreakab...
41m Apr 20, 2018
41m
#119 Will I Survive The Kid Rock Cruise?
This week, Jessimae comes to ya live from her hotel in NYC, where she discusses how you can make your brain smarter, how you can stop dating assholes, and how she feels about getting to perform on the Kid Rock Chillin The Most Cruise. Music Bawitdaba by Kid Rock.
41m Apr 05, 2018
41m
#118 Can You Wake N Bake And Be Successful?
Jessimae is fresh off of the Innings festival in Tempe Arizona, and welcomes her neighbor/friend/platonic life partner, actress & producer, Sarah Brown Carter as the co-host this week! They tell tales from their weekend at the festival, hanging with drunk babies, making friends in the bathroom lines, waking and baking, that time Jessimae spit beer all over a musician, and the girls ask the toug...
45m Mar 30, 2018
45m
#117 WTF Is Turmeric?
This week we dive into the comedy business with Bronx native and stand up comedian, Gina Brillon. We sit down at Coffee Bean in Beverly Hills, CA and discuss everything from our exes, what it feels like to audition, and why I should bedazzle m'butthole. Music "Boss Ass B*itch" by P.T.F.A. To find out more on Gina go to:www.GinaBrillon.comFor all things Jessimae go to:www.Jessimae.com
51m Mar 21, 2018
51m
#116 Why Do We Date Assholes?
In this episode, Jessimae sits down with her friend, music producer and comic, Chris McClure, to discuss the important issues like finding your self worth, overdosing on edibles, dead dad jokes, and why baboon's assholes are so colorful. Music "Looking For Knives" by DYAN.Find Chris McClure on Instagram at @IAmChrisMcclureFor all things Jessimae go to:www.jessimae.com
1hr 35m Mar 16, 2018
1hr 35m
#115 So You Think You Can Shart?
This episode tops the sharts! It's a special swap cast with the lovely ladies of the BitchTalk podcast. We sit down, while I was doing sound check for my SketchFest show in SF, and talk, sharts, edibles and shit talk. Buckle up, babies...It's a fun one! *Bitch Talk: Booze and interviews coming straight from the heart of San Francisco.www.bitchtalkpodcast.comFor all things Jessimae:www.jessimae.com
40m Mar 11, 2018
40m
#115 Is Stamos Dead To Me?
This week is a FUN episode is a SwapCast with Jeremiah Wonders! Jessimae joins Jeremiah Watkins for his podcast this week. They discuss GirlCode, Stamos, and answer questions from fans. FUN TIMES FOR ALL! For all things Jessimae go to:www.Jessimae.comFor all things Jeremiah go to:Insta/twitter: @jeremiahstandup Site: jeremiahwatkins.tv Jeremiah Watkins is heralded as the comedian for making Ju...
1hr 39m Feb 28, 2018
1hr 39m
#114 Is Lasering Your Butthole A Sin?
In this episode, Jessimae attacks the hard pressing issues: Laser Skin Hair Removal, Butthole care, and the numerous things women do to themselves to be worthy of d*ck. We hear as Jessimae calls and makes a laser hair removal appointment, and then calls 855-For-Truth to see if she can get into Heaven after altering her God given body hair. Music: "Flawless" remix by Beyoncé. End clip: Jimmy Kim...
46m Feb 24, 2018
46m
#113 My Dad Forgot Who I Was
Happy Tuesday! This week Jessimae talks about hot boxing the green room while filming a show for MTV, gives some more Alzheimer's tips, and plays a voicemail she got from an asian robot. Decipher it's message for a chance to WIN tickets to see Jessimae LIVE at any upcoming show! Music "Say My Name" By Odezsa (feat Zyra) For all things Jessimae go to:www.Jessimae.comTwitter: https://twitter.com...
38m Feb 13, 2018
38m
#112 Someone Stole My Weed.
"Alzheimer's Tips, Stolen Weed, and Stamos's Death"Live from her childhood bedroom in Syracuse New York, Jessimae dishes on why Stamos is finally dead to her, how to cope with Alzheimer's, and relives the moment she shook a guy down in her green room in Grand Rapids for an eight of Mary J. Music "Jungle" by Tash Sultana. For all things Jessimae go to: www.jessimae.comTwitter: https://twitter.c...
26m Feb 07, 2018
26m
#110 Will A.I. Robots Become Citizens?
Live from her hotel room in Lansing Michigan, Jessimae discusses her fear of the future of Artificial Intelligence in the modern world, what her father's latest status is with his Alzheimer's, and reveals a movie that made her reconsider the meaning of life itself! Can ya dig it? Music: "Dans Le Noir" by Dark Rooms. Full song: "I Get Overwhelmed" by Dark Rooms. For tour dates and all things Je...
42m Feb 01, 2018
42m
#109 The Legendary Comedian Dom Irrera
This week is an ever-so-delightful "swap-cast" with comedian extraordinaire, Dom Irrera. These two paisans sit down at the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd in LA to discuss everything from the #MeToo, poop, and Alzheimer's! A real fun one, folks! Dom's podcast info: Dom Irrera, Live From The Laugh Factory Stand up vet Dom Irrera chats up old and new comedian friends live at the world famous Laugh ...
1hr 8m Jan 23, 2018
1hr 8m
#108 Resisting the Devil's D*ck
Jessimae sits down with an old comedy friend, Del Harrison, to discuss God, Comedy, and answers the question: "Can the Devil's Dick be resisted?" Recorded at the Hollywood Improv. Music "Wanna Be Your Lover" (Two Reelers Remix.)
54m Jan 09, 2018
54m
#107 MY NYE RESOLUTIONZ
Jessimae bitches about her neighbor's cigarette smoke, reveals her NYE resolutions, and drops some knowledge on how to not be an asshole in 2018. Music "Redbone" remix by Holocene.
31m Jan 03, 2018
31m
#106 "We're All Fxcked Up...And Scissoring"
This week, Jessimae takes a break from talking about her dad's dementia to talk sh*t with creative genius, Jackee Stang of High Times. The two sit down to discuss, aliens being real, Mary Poppins, women's suffrage, scissoring and the '4th Wave of Feminism'. Music "Psychotic Girl" by Black Keys.
1hr 23m Dec 27, 2017
1hr 23m
#105 CAN ALZHEIMER'S BE FUNNY?
In this week's episode, Jessimae discusses the ups and downs of dealing with her Dad's Dementia. Chris McClure sits in as the guest this week and weighs in on the question: "Can Dementia and Alzheimer's be funny?" Music "Dazed and Confused" Led Zeppelin.
1hr 22m Dec 14, 2017
1hr 22m
#104 MY DAD'S D*CK & DEMENTIA
In this very personal episode, Jessimae discusses the struggles of dealing with her father's dementia, the lack of elderly care in America, and bitches about how no one prepares you for washing your own dad's taint. Music "So Fresh So Clean" OUTKAST. End clip: Joe Peluso doing stand up at the Syracuse Funny Bone, November 23rd, 2016.
59m Dec 05, 2017
59m
#103 "I SAW MY DAD'S D*CK"
Jessimae gets personal in this episode! Coming off of a tough week with her father not doing so well, she reveals the pain of having an aging parent and what it was like to wash her dad's cock n balls. Music "Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones. End clip: voicemail from Joey Peluso.
28m Nov 14, 2017
28m
#102 "Sex, Exes, Depression & Poop"
In this episode, Jessimae goes deep with new friend and comic, Chris McClure. They sit down with a couple of Modelo Micheladas and discuss everything from exes, death, and double penetration porn. Music "Somebody I Used To Know" Gyote.
1hr 11m Nov 08, 2017
1hr 11m
#101 TRUMP, WEED AND KALE, OH MY!
In this week's episode, we dive into everything from weed to Trump, to Jessimae's WORLD FAMOUS IMPRESSIONS! It's a swap-cast, y'all! Featuring Kraig Rasmussen's Story Craft Podcast! Music: Talking Heads "Psycho Killer".
1hr 38m Oct 20, 2017
1hr 38m
#100 Swapcast w/Mo Mandel
In this special "swap cast" episode, Jessimae sits down with her comic friend/maybe murderer, Mo Mandel, to discuss everything from working on the road, what it means to have healthy sex, and Mo even challenges Jessimae's horror movie theme music knowledge! Enjoy this swap cast episode of "Mo vs The World". Music "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt.
38m Oct 10, 2017
38m
#100 Pet Squirrels & Sex Hair
38m Oct 03, 2017
38m
#99 I WALKED OUT ON THE MOVIE 'MOTHER'
31m Sep 19, 2017
31m
#97 I CALL 855-FOR-JESUS
24m Sep 15, 2017
24m
#96 Interview with a Trampire
This week our host, Jessimae, switches seats and gets interviewed by Sioux City, Iowa’s own Eric Bishop from Z98 on iHeartRadio. We talk high snacks, Jon Hamm, and being obsessed with Britney Spears. As an adult. Male. Music: Britney Spears - Baby One More Time (Suprafive Remix)
49m Aug 30, 2017
49m
#95 Cross Cuntry
In this episode, Jessimae discusses her cross country road trip, what apocalyptic gear to buy off of Amazon, and how she met Jon Hamm at the I-80 Truck stop in Iowa. Music:  Erykah Badu - On & On (Vanilla Remix)
46m Aug 15, 2017
46m
#95 MY MOM
In this revealing, emotional and hilarious episode, Jessimae talks with her mother, Nancy, about what it feels like to become a grandmother. Nancy also reveals that Jessimae is a organized genius who’s going to cure cancer with laughter. This was taped in Jessimae’s mom’s “Ghettio”, ghetto-patio, in Syracuse New York. They cry, laugh, cry some more and realize the bond between mother and daught...
41m Aug 08, 2017
41m
#93 Erykah Badu’s Realness & Living An Unconventional Life
In this episode, Jessimae expresses the magic of Erykah Badu’s music, explains why she doesn’t live a “conventional life”, and calls AirBnB customer service in an attempt to collect a debt. It’s only $50, but still, it’s about the principle!! Music: Erykah Badu - Hotline Bling ((remix)) end clip: A joke by Jessimae’s mom, Nancy Finley.
55m Jul 25, 2017
55m
#93 San Francisco Punchline
In this episode, I continue my love proclamation for Jon Hamm, retell of my adventures in San Francisco, and scream about Ed Sheeran on Game Of Thrones premiere episode. End clip: Mrs. Doubtfire “Make me a woman” scene & Pablo Francisco “The Movie Guy” Music: "Everywhere You Look” Full House theme remix by DopeTime
25m Jul 18, 2017
25m
#91 Stolen Beers & Jon Hamm’s Bulge
In this episode, Jessimae tells of her 4th of July shenanigans, asks for advice about taking a cross country trip, and confesses a secret about John Stamos! Send all inquires to SharpTonguePodcast@Gmail.com music: James Brown “Baby I’ve Got The Feeling”
23m Jul 11, 2017
23m
#90 I got high with Wu Tang
This week Jessimae tells of her flirtations with a rooftop pool bartender, performing at the High Times Cannabis Cup, and how she smoked a big fat blunt with Wu Tang! Music: “C.R.E.A.M.” by Wu Tang
31m Jun 27, 2017
31m
#89 Float tanks & Rape Jokes
This week, Jessimae discusses hosting the High Times Midwest Cannabis Cup in Michigan, how her Dad invited her over to watch 50 Shades Darker, and she plays a clip of her evolving weed & rape jokes from Westside Theatre in Santa Monica recorded on 6/15. Music: Eminem - Lose Yourself (San Holo Remix) [Bass Boosted]
29m Jun 21, 2017
29m
#88 I Messed With Texas
Jessimae lays down, literally, after a long week, on a bed and gets intimate for this week’s episode. She plays a excerpt from one of her shows in Ft. Worth when she was interrupted by a drunk woman named "Mary” and explains how to shut bitches down! #KeepItCute God save us all! Music “I Can’t Stand The Rain” Missy Elliott
36m May 31, 2017
36m