35: FULL SHOW: Tim has WORLD CUP FEVER!
- Tim has caught a bad case of LOVING THE SOCCEROOS - We want to make a breakfast PASTA! - Want to track SANTA? Now you can! - Jess admits she likes a treat she has always claimed to HATE - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess
19m Dec 01, 2022
19m
34: GUEST: Inverleigh LOCAL and star of Heartbreak High CHLOE HAYDEN
Inverleigh local, CHLOE HAYDEN joined Tim & Jess to chat about her breakout role as 'Quinn' in the remake of Heartbreak High as well as being able to portray an autistic character as someone who has being diagnosed with autism herself!
9m Dec 01, 2022
9m
33: FULL SHOW: Supermarkets are EVOLVING
- Woolies welcomes 'Scan-and-Go' - Jess claims her Boyfriend is trying to RUIN CHRISTMAS - UNLIMITED POPCORN FOR ALL! - 60 Second Celebrity with a famous CHRIS - Can't leave your dog home alone? PROBLEM FIXED!
18m Nov 30, 2022
18m
32: GUEST: Tour de France winner CADEL EVANS
The Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race is back for 2023 and Tim & Jess were lucky enough to chat to CADEL EVANS while on a lovely trip along the Geelong foreshore on the Eastern Beach Train! If you want to get involved head to www.cadelevansgreatoceanroadrace.com.au
24m Nov 30, 2022
24m
31: FULL SHOW: The WORD OF THE YEAR 2022 has been revealed!
- Dr. Karl tells us why CORN doesn't break down in your body - Schoolies are trending for all the RIGHT reasons! - Word of the Year for 22 is SHOCKING (The word isn't "shocking" but that's how you will feel after hearing it) - Spell My Name goes BADLY - The FRIENDLIEST city in the world is WHERE?!
18m Nov 29, 2022
18m
30: GUEST: US Comedian JAY PHAROAH
Best known for his his spot-on impressions, Jay Pharoah spent six seasons as a cast member on NBC’s Saturday Night Live. He joined Tim & Jess ahead of his Stand Up show in Melbourne!
13m Nov 29, 2022
13m
29: FULL SHOW: Democracy Sausages? I want DEMOCRACY OYSTERS!
- High school in Richmond goes LA DI DA for voting day! - Blokes drops engagement ring IN THE OCEAN! - Bambi: The HORROR Movie? - La Nina give us SPIDERS for Summer!
16m Nov 28, 2022
16m
28: FULL SHOW: What is GUARD-RAILING?
- New Dating term is a weird one... - Can you go out for dinner WITHOUT looking at the menu? YOU BE THE JUDGE! - Have we been paying attention to the news? - Put some RESPECT on the IBIS
14m Nov 24, 2022
14m
27: FULL SHOW: Our cat is NOT SO PSYCHIC!
- Penny the not so psychic cat lets us ALL down - Aussie SLANG is annoying Americans. Keep using it - Jess has found a few BIG things! - Voting early in Geelong & The Surf Coast
17m Nov 23, 2022
17m
26: FULL SHOW: Our Physic TORTOISE is MISSING!?
- Drama in the physic pet domain - Spell My Name - Tim's ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity - The 'Word of the Year' shortlist for 2022. - Tim is watching too much YELLOWSTONE
20m Nov 22, 2022
20m
25: FULL SHOW: The Return of HACK DADDIES!
- Jess tests a new hack on Hack Daddies - Have ALIENS visited earth? - We have a psychic TORTOISE! - BeReal... How about NO!? - Can you open CHRISTMAS presents before Xmas Day?
20m Nov 21, 2022
20m
24: GUEST: Geelong Local and former Socceroo, JOSIP SKOKO!
With the 2022 World Cup in Qatar under way, Tim & Jess caught up with Geelong local and former Socceroo, Josip Skoko!
5m Nov 21, 2022
5m
23: FULL SHOW: The TEETH Themed Show!
- These chipped teeth stories will make your own teeth HURT! - Jess has to figure out this weeks 60 SECOND CELEBRITY - Emotional Support Pillow - Can you SHARE a toothbrush? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
19m Nov 17, 2022
19m
22: FULL SHOW: Maybe WE are STUCK in you EAR!?
- What have you had STUCK in your ear? - 30 year line for some meat! - Mariah Carey REJECTED - Have you NEVER changed your name after getting married?
15m Nov 16, 2022
15m
21: GUEST: Aussie Musical Trio TRIPOD!
Jess caught up with Scod, Yon & Gatesy, the 3 legs of TRIPOD ahead of their show in Geelong this Friday Night!
9m Nov 16, 2022
9m
20: FULL SHOW: We Crown the 8 BILLIONTH Person Born on the Planet!
- Tim nails the VCE French Exam - Jess has a HUGE Pokemon update - We need FAITH for Spell My Name this week - Tim has an invention that kinda already exists...
21m Nov 15, 2022
21m
19: FULL SHOW: We are NOT giving away a MATTRESS on air! SERIOUSLY!
- Tim tests out a "life hack" with a new segment - Tell us about your ANNOYING neighbour - Taylor Lautner marries Taylor Lautner - Lyrebirds lyin' - Jess' DAD got a ROCKSTAR PARK by dropping HER NAME at the door!
18m Nov 14, 2022
18m
18: FULL SHOW: Vegemite mixed with MILK?!
- Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT On The Radio - Milk mixed with Vegemite? - Is it RUDE to recline your chair on a flight? YOU BE THE JUDGE! - Least Popular BABY NAMES in Aus for 2022 - Jess fights the VCE Geography Exam
19m Nov 10, 2022
19m
17: GUEST: Isaac Hanson from HANSON wants to be a TOOLIE?!
The Hanson boys are touring Aus at the moment and Isaac joined T&J for a chat!
8m Nov 10, 2022
8m
16: FULL SHOW: What's the opposite to a MASTER CHEF?
- Chili WORLD RECORD Broken and my mouth hurts hearing it... - Tony Abbott is speaking nonsense again - 60 Second Celebrity: ANOTHER Tim fail! - Skirts for DA BOIZ!
20m Nov 09, 2022
20m
15: FULL SHOW: Ancient Egyptian Discovery (or at least 1% chance of one...)
- Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT On The Radio - When should you put up your CHRISTMAS TREE? - Spell My Name - Jess completes the PHYSICS VCE Exam
23m Nov 08, 2022
23m
14: FULL SHOW: I S#!t myself in front of 100 PEOPLE!"
- Tim struggles his way through the VCE Chemistry Exam - Elon Musk bought TWITTER and wants to sell it ALREADY? - The science of waking up moments before your alarm each morning
17m Nov 07, 2022
17m
13: FULL SHOW: Should Partners have the SAME BED TIME?
- Jess got a call.. ON a PHONEBOX!? - GOOP's Xmas gift guide! - Tim attempts the History Revolutions VCE Exam - Tim & Jess see the BIG CHRISTMAS TREE on the bay for the first time!
20m Nov 03, 2022
20m
12: GUEST: Cats AFLW Superstar BECKY WEBSTER!
Becky joined T&J in the studio in the lead up to the Cats Elimination Final against North Melbourne this Saturday!
8m Nov 03, 2022
8m
11: FULL SHOW: EXCLUSIVE AUDIO FROM LION* WHO ESCAPED TARONGA ZOO!
- Jess completes the Health + Human Development, Horticulture & Agriculture VCE Exams - L and R TATTOOS to stop confusion! - Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT On The Radio! - No more DOGS at Bunnings?
17m Nov 02, 2022
17m
10: FULL SHOW: HALLOWEEN SHOW!
- What is your HALLOWEEN Superstition? - BEN from Workdays is SCARED! - Smart Watch Trends for Tim - Tim Does 3 EXAMS with VCE Students - N.A.S.A wants to MAKE US ALL RICH... According to Jess
19m Oct 31, 2022
19m
WE FINALLY FOUND HUMPREY B BEAR!
Tim & Jess went on the hunt for Humprey B Bear and turns out he has been a very busy big brown bear!
3m Oct 31, 2022
3m
9: FULL SHOW: Where is HUMPHREY B. BEAR?!
- Tim completes the 2022 VCE Biology Exam - Last minute CHEAP Halloween Costume Ideas - Jess bought a SCALP MASSAGE Device! - Why AREN'T Cupcakes Trending Anymore?
19m Oct 27, 2022
19m
8: FULL SHOW: A TOILET themed show for some reason...
- Jess completes the Theatrical Studies Exam - What is a HUMAN WASHING MACHINE? - Avoiding chores by sitting on the LOO - 60 Second Celebrity FARCE - Half Flush v Full Flush
19m Oct 26, 2022
19m
7: FULL SHOW: The Tim & Jess K rock BUDGET
- Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT On The Radio - Would you try a BEARD FILLER? - Spell My Name
18m Oct 25, 2022
18m
6: FULL SHOW: What is the BEST meal of the day? - Hot Yoga NIGHTMARE - We had ED SHEERAN* on the show?
- Accidental Text Messages. - The Cheese Wars of 2022.
20m Oct 24, 2022
20m
5: FULL SHOW: Fairy Bread FIGHTS! - Big BoM Backflip! - Same bed, TWO BLANKETS?!
- Tim has an E-scooter problem - Keep an EYE on this WORLD RECORD!
16m Oct 21, 2022
16m
4: FULL SHOW - Introducing... THE COURTROOM OF TIM & JESS!, The BoM wants you to STOP calling them the BoM, Big Lotto WINNERS!
- Tim CLOGGED the work toilet - Do NOT let your dog lick your face!
18m Oct 20, 2022
18m
3: FULL SHOW - Spider Smudges, Lollipop Ladies, Snooze Away Your Ex!
Today on the show: - Muck up day looking very different around Geelong - Jess' found a spider in her bedroom - Want to be a lollipop lady/man? now's your chance! - 60 second celebrity - Snooze away all memory of your ex - How many bathrooms do you have?
21m Oct 19, 2022
21m
2: FULL SHOW - Worst Baby Names, Feelin' Old, The Future of Eyebrows
Today on the show: - Worst Baby Names of 2022 - Jess's Keys are Obnoxious - The Future of Eyebrows Trend - Spell My Name - What makes you feel vintage and OLD
18m Oct 18, 2022
18m
1: FULL SHOW - Hey! We're Tim & Jess!
On Today's Show: - G'day we are your new show :) - Our Mums make us feel welcome - Precious Pets - Guessing Game! We guess what suburb you are from - Have you been Paying Attention BUT on the radio
18m Oct 17, 2022
18m
271: FULL SHOW - Guess Your Occupation! Farmer Scoop & Crazy Sporting Fines
On Today's Show - Biggest sporting fines Farmer scoop What's Your Occupation Yeah Nah Weekly Quiz Scout Facts One Sec Game Shower Thoughts
36m Sep 03, 2022
36m
270: FULL SHOW - The Best Gravy Is Decided! Herbie Loses It At Washing Machines & Music Game
On Today's Show - Weird tech Herbie hates washing machines Ultimate side dish The Price is Right Funny 911 calls Car value game Yeah Nah
32m Sep 01, 2022
32m
269: FULL SHOW - H&J Surprise Cheandre!! Golf With A Waiver? Fill In The Blank
On Today's Show - Tea Facts Fill in the Blank Polls gone wrong Yeah Nah Oldest non driver! Dangerous Sports Chonny's surprise! Who Am I?
35m Aug 31, 2022
35m
268: FULL SHOW - 2 Truths 1 Lie, Did You Get Served & Best Celeb Game Yet!
On Today's Show - Jordan Belfort in Corio On This Day Most spenny tv shows Did you get served? Danny Devito 2 Truths 1 Lie Yeah Nah Mark Ruffalo Celeb Game
35m Aug 30, 2022
35m
267: FULL SHOW - Getting Back With Your Ex? Unicorn A National Animal! The Weekly Quiz
On Today's Show - Unicorn national animal! Yeah Nah Weekly Quiz Getting back with your ex? Banned books Gummy Bears from plastic One Sec Game Shower Thoughts
33m Aug 26, 2022
33m
266: FULL SHOW - Judge Josh, What's Your Occupation & Catriona Rowntree
On Today's Show - Youngest Travellers What The Flicks What's Your Occupation Catriona Rowntree Yeah Nah Farmers to pay with food??? Judge Josh
31m Aug 26, 2022
31m
265: FULL SHOW - Josh's BIG Request! Work Stuff Ups & The Price Is Right
On Today's Show - Tatt Facts Open Door viral vid Music game Most littered items Work Stuff Ups The Price is Right Yeah Nah Josh's request Tom Hardy is TOO good!
34m Aug 25, 2022
34m
264: FULL SHOW - Trish Trash!? Unexplained Sounds & Gardening Injuries
On Today's Show - Eggs sell out Yeah Nah Fill in the Blank Gardening Injuries Unexplained Sounds Trish Trash Who Am I?
34m Aug 24, 2022
34m
263: FULL SHOW - Mystic Herbie, Do You Like Cleaning? The Weekly Quiz
On Today's Show - Mystic Herbie The Weekly Quiz Do you like cleaning? One Sec Game Shower Thoughts Yeah Nah
23m Aug 23, 2022
23m
262: FULL SHOW - Slam Poetry Take Two! A DVD Intervention & Reusable Toilet Paper
On Today's Show - Yeah Nah What The Flicks DVD intervention Sarah Blicavs Herbagories Slame poetry Reusable Toilet paper Hot Seat
30m Aug 19, 2022
30m
261: FULL SHOW - The Price Is Right, Petrol Prices WOWZA & Does The Age Match Up?
On Today's Show - Weird superstitions Ages match up Music Game I can't believe they packed what? Yeah Nah Petrol Game Odd claims The Price is Right Terrible Headlines
36m Aug 18, 2022
36m
260: FULL SHOW - Double Beds For 2 Year Olds!? Terrible Super Powers & Movie Remakes
On Today's Show - Peanut Facts Worst getaways Fill in the Blank Are H&J compatible Double beds for kids??? Bad super powers Yeah Nah Movie remakes suck Who Am I?
36m Aug 17, 2022
36m
259: FULL SHOW - Judge Josh, Edible Bugs & Odd Birthday Celebrations From Around The World
On Today's Show - Petty Lawsuits Edible bugs On This Day Silly reasons you went to the ED? Yeah Nah Odd birthday celebrations Judge Josh Monkey Fight Celeb Game
35m Aug 16, 2022
35m
258: FULL SHOW - How To Look Attractive! Classic Wiki Edits & The Price Is Right
On Today's Show - Wiki Edits Music Game What did you use instead of a ring? Yeah Nah The Price Is Right Great reply to job application How to look attractive Spider Facts
34m Aug 11, 2022
34m