409: The Sabotaged Episode
Wednesday April 2. - Tim's son is sabotaging his wife's birthday surprise - Jess is a fool - Sewing Machines - What's better: Salt or Pepper?
21m Apr 02, 2025
21m
408: The Hissing Blender Episode
Tuesday April 1. - Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT On The Radio! - An Icebreaker that is ACTUALLY fun - Long Hair, yeah yeah!
13m Apr 01, 2025
13m
407: The SOLD Episode
Monday March 31. - Jess went to her first ever auction with her Dad - Tim has a new housemate - Baby teeth collector - The ring went flying
19m Mar 31, 2025
19m
406: The Full Moon Episode
Wednesday March 26 - Is Mooning still funny? - Maccas parties are BACK! - Shopping order - CHEESECAKE FRIES??!!
21m Mar 26, 2025
21m
405: The Fat Haggen Episode
Tuesday March 25. - Tim does NOT have abdominal strength - Loch Ness news - Insta profile for your pets - Viral morning routine
22m Mar 25, 2025
22m
404: The Toast Episode
Monday March 24. - Tim wants to become a limo driver - Lynx Africa, more like LIES AFRICA!!! - Toasters with windows exist - Are feature walls still a thing?
17m Mar 24, 2025
17m
403: The Lynx Africa Episode
Friday March 21. - We say goodbye to Lynx Africa - Toilet talk - Endorsement deals - Mornings v Bedtime
21m Mar 21, 2025
21m
402: The $1.80 Episode
Thursday March 20. - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess: Should you eat your crusts? - Cereal prices in 2025 are WILD - What useless gadget do you love? - The Amazing Race Australia is back, how would we go?
20m Mar 20, 2025
20m
401: The Personal Assistant Episode
Wednesday March 19. - Let's meet Matt, our PA for the day! - Where has your pet done a wee?
22m Mar 19, 2025
22m
400: The Waterbed Episode
Tuesday March 18. - Tim & Jess are getting a personal assistant tomorrow - Chat GPT therapy - How many PETS do you have? - Waterbed
21m Mar 18, 2025
21m
399: The Communal Cheese Episode
Friday March 14. - Tim & Jess are thinking about getting a personal assistant - Jess is heading to the F1 this weekend - MOULD - Communal cheese - Tim & Jess are HOT
21m Mar 14, 2025
21m
398: The Hoof Episode
Thursday March 13. - ORANGE on a pizza test - Let's chat pedicures - Something is fishy...
13m Mar 13, 2025
13m
397: The Space Out Episode
Wednesday March 12. - Jess is mortified at what Tim has done to a sandwich - Spacing Out - This IS living - Do schools still have pen licenses? - ORANGE ON A PIZZA?!?
25m Mar 12, 2025
25m
396: The Godmother Episode
Tuesday March 11. - Tim loves to DIG - Jess is 'The Godmother' - Free Fruit conundrum - Woolworths needs a re-brand - Who likes Lolly Teeth?
23m Mar 11, 2025
23m
395: The Cows Episode
Friday March 7. - Jess found her first ever resume! - Is there an unspoken footpath rule? - Young people are NOT taking Cyclone Alfred seriously
15m Mar 07, 2025
15m
394: The Weird Smells Episode
Thursday March 6. - Hot Cross Buns are going crazy - Let's talk about STRESS baby! - What's a weird smell you like?
14m Mar 06, 2025
14m
393: The Feminist Episode
Wednesday March 5. - Tim wants ads back on ALL streaming services - Can you pay with a voucher on a first date? - Stickers
15m Mar 05, 2025
15m
392: The Plumbers Crack Episode
Tuesday February 4. - Jess wants a cleaner - Is it rude to use your phone on loudspeaker in public? - New fashion trend for blokes - Is it wrong to leave a wedding before the couple? - New safe swear words
26m Mar 04, 2025
26m
391: The Rat-Man Episode
Monday March 3. - Tim is starting to believe again... - Jess tricks her husband - MYSTERY!
14m Mar 03, 2025
14m
390: The Cartwheel Episode
Thursday February 27. - Where have you been stuck? - Kram from Spiderbait loves Tim & Jess - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess - COINS AGAIN FOR TROLLEYS - How long have you had your pillow for?
29m Feb 27, 2025
29m
389: The Yapan Episode
Wednesday February 26. - Tim wants to rant - What movie scared you as a kid? - Shhhhhh - Voice notes or texting? - Let's make Portarlington a top town in 2025!
22m Feb 26, 2025
22m
388: The Hog Slog Episode
Tuesday February 25. - Jess had a reality check from a good friend - Embarrassing injuries - Is this a REAL offer?
16m Feb 25, 2025
16m
387: The Upside Down Fish Episode
Monday February 24. - Tim has lost another fish... - Jess is The Godmother - To catch or kill? - Bring back the flow!
16m Feb 24, 2025
16m
386: The Thumb Lord Episode
Thursday February 20. - Animal Art Crimes - Taste testing SPAM choc chip cookies - Tim's local lunch place knows him by name because he orders so much - How do you play Heads Down, Thumbs Up? - Tim got a haircut for the first time in ONE year
26m Feb 20, 2025
26m
385: The 0500 Episode
Wednesday February 19. - Jess uses 24 hour time - Build a Bear party - Bring back Rock, Papers, Scissors to the AFL - Spoiled surprises - 60 Second Celebrity
25m Feb 19, 2025
25m
384: The Fergalicious Episode
Thursday February 13. - GUEST: Zach Touhy - Jess brings in an old contract signed by Tim - Tim's FAKE Graduation idea - Will loves love
21m Feb 13, 2025
21m
383: The Wordle Episode
Wednesday February 12. - Tim has a Tim Tam rant - Jess' husband is CHEATING on her - Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT on the Radio - Chocolate science
21m Feb 12, 2025
21m
382: The Baha Men Episode
Tuesday February 11. - Our speed dating night is this Friday, let's get people on board! - Do you return the ring after a breakup? - Love songs that don't sound like love songs
16m Feb 11, 2025
16m
381: The Leopard Print Episode
Monday February 10. - Do 'NO JUNK MAIL' signs work? - Do you use your PHONE in the shower? - Bird mating dance - Jess has a BIG call
23m Feb 10, 2025
23m
380: The Doctor Monkey Episode
- The DOUBLE BANANA - What food have you ruined for yourself? - Tim's son is a great but unnecessary wingman - How often do you wash your clothes?
20m Feb 07, 2025
20m
379: The Gym Nanny Episode
Tuesday February 4. - Tim had to make a massive group booking - Who is the most psychic? - Jess the Gym rat - What will Tim cut his hair for?
18m Feb 04, 2025
18m
378: The Hat Episode
Monday February 3. - Wild weather in Geelong last night - Tim was done by the best - Where did you lose your hat? - Jess got lost in Ikea
18m Feb 03, 2025
18m
377: The Jesso Episode
Friday January 31. - Grade 6 & Yr 12 jumper chat - GUEST: Caterina the Red Wiggle - Jess has a new neighbour perk
17m Jan 31, 2025
17m
376: The Caboose Episode
Thursday January 30. - How long did your fish survive? - We are hosting a speed dating night like nothing you have seen before! - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess
18m Jan 30, 2025
18m
375: The Space Haircut Episode
Wednesday January 29. - Where did you lose your phone? - GUEST: Meg McDonald, Cats AFLW. - Where did your kid do an accidental number two... - SPACE HAIRCUTS!
27m Jan 29, 2025
27m
374: The Shove Episode
Tuesday January 28. - Jess' husband shoved Tim's son - 8 days in space - Feeding animals gone wrong
16m Jan 28, 2025
16m
373: The Rippers Episode
Friday January 24. - Tim saw a beautiful moment at the petrol station - Jess is a 'Ripper'! - What goals do you set for a toddler?
13m Jan 24, 2025
13m
372: The Hot Cross Crisis Episode
Thursday January 23. - Hot cross buns are PRICEY! - Gen Z is 'attacking' Jess - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess - We NEED business shorts - Practice BBQ
22m Jan 23, 2025
22m
371: The 7000 Candles Episode
Wednesday January 22. - Tim rediscovered an old version of himself - Bunnings makes you want to poo, it's science - GUEST: Amy Shark - Where have you been locked in / out of? - Tim is on the pulse
25m Jan 22, 2025
25m
370: The Lice Episode
Tuesday January 21. - What are TRAVEL LICE? - Strangest gift you have ever received - Jess the gym rat
15m Jan 21, 2025
15m
369: The Macedonian Godmother Episode
Monday January 20. - DO NOT PLAY UNO ON NEW YEARS EVE!!! - Ins and Outs for 2025 - Jess is a Godmother! - Tamagotchi - Funniest Street names in Aus
23m Jan 20, 2025
23m
368: Tim & Jess: The 99 Episode
Tuesday December 17. - Jess got her Grammerly Wrapped for 2024. - Facebook Marketplace stories - Spell my Name
15m Dec 17, 2024
15m
367: Tim & Jess: The Vegetable of the Year Episode
Monday December 16. - What is BATCH dating? - Tim loves a bit of Rock with Roll - Have You Been Paying Attention... THIS YEAR - The 2024 Veg of the Year
17m Dec 16, 2024
17m
366: Tim & Jess: The Prepare to Flush Episode
Friday December 13. - Tim needs FISH advice - Jess has a Christmas MIRACLE happen this morning - What did the cat LITERALLY drag in?
18m Dec 13, 2024
18m
365: Tim & Jess: The Cucumber Episode
Wednesday December 11. - Where is the best place to nap? - Most googled things in Aus 2024 - What is drive thru etiquette?
14m Dec 11, 2024
14m
364: Tim & Jess: The Chippies Episode
Tuesday December 10. - The Veggie of the year awards are back! - New Years Resolutions - What is the best chip type? - The best biscuit of 2024
19m Dec 10, 2024
19m
363: Tim & Jess: The Lemon Chicken Episode
Monday December 9. - T&J had a Murder Mystery Xmas party - a very EXPENSIVE xmas list - Spew and play on - Mozzies love Jess
17m Dec 09, 2024
17m
362: Tim & Jess: The Parenting is Easy Episode
Thursday December 5. - GUEST: Taylor Mole from Geelong United - A Scottish psychic event has been canceled - Jess babysat Tim's son last night
14m Dec 05, 2024
14m
361: Tim & Jess: The 32 Year Wait Episode
Wednesday December 4. - Jess is babysitting Tim's son tonight for the first time ever - How long between your dentist visits? - Music themed out of office email replies - Jess has a BIG call
20m Dec 04, 2024
20m
360: Tim & Jess: The Brain Rot Episode
Tuesday December 3. - The word of the year for 2024 - Do you lets your kids win? - We NEED cows - The perfect out of office email for Geelong
17m Dec 03, 2024
17m