462: The Plop-tail Episode
Monday August. - Is being hit with bird poo lucky? - GUEST: Jack Gatto, Australia's BEST Elvis impersonator - Jess got the man flu - Tim is going to the WIGGLES
23m Aug 04, 2025
23m
461: The Standing v Sitting Episode
Monday July 28. - Has Tim cursed a Cats player? - Sit v Stand - Turkish Coffee with Ayva from the newsroom - Is it ok to leave the footy if your team is losing?
25m Jul 28, 2025
25m
460: The AirBud Episode
Friday July 25. - AirBud is coming back! - Butterfly party - GUEST: Michael Clifford from 5SOS
18m Jul 25, 2025
18m
459: The Dark Web Episode
Wednesday July 24. - Chip mascots are unnecessary - Turkish Coffee with Jess - Jess wants to know what the 'dark web' is - No shoes no pizza
18m Jul 24, 2025
18m
458: The Stolen Corn Episode
Wednesday July 23. - Broccoli stems are a HIT topic - Turkish coffee time - Princess Treatment or Bare Minimum?
19m Jul 23, 2025
19m
457: The Chippery Episode
Tuesday July 22. - What have you found in your food? - Turkish tea time - Labubu's in the wild - France has entered the space race - Let's get a Chippery going
27m Jul 22, 2025
27m
456: The Tech Issues are Fixed Episode
Monday July 21. - Swarm chat - Supercoach has entered the chat - Jess went to a mates local production and got involved in the show - How GOOD is pickleball?!? - When are you OLD?
25m Jul 21, 2025
25m
455: The Hey Googgggle Episode
Friday July 11. - Tech fails - Is Jess spoiled? - Lunch order gone crazy
18m Jul 11, 2025
18m
454: The $250 Bid Episode
Thursday July 10. - Jess ALMOST bought a house - Slappin' the bass - Music for the baby belly
16m Jul 10, 2025
16m
453: The Peacock Episode
Wednesday July 9. - Book clubs are a scam - Jess has a new hero - RC out for a walk
13m Jul 09, 2025
13m
452: The PJ Episode
Tuesday July 8. - Music on the belly - GUEST: Shaun Mannagh, Cats AFL - The Youth
17m Jul 08, 2025
17m
451: The Spin Doctors Episode
Friday July 4. - Jess is not educated - All hail the cone tree on Yarra St - Jess is STILL not educated
15m Jul 04, 2025
15m
450: The GYG Episode
Thursday July 3. - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess - GUEST: Tyler, the viral GYG guy - Adult twins are incredible - Jess intervention
25m Jul 03, 2025
25m
449: The Up Close Magician Episode
Tuesday July 1. - What makes you RAGE? - Jess has done a belly-button backflip - Dog treats
16m Jul 01, 2025
16m
448: The Secret Barista Code Episode
Monday June 30. - Jess has been shopping ahead of baby arriving - Is there a secret barista code? - Tim has stolen his son's nose - Cat crimes
21m Jun 30, 2025
21m
447: The Meat and Two Veg Episode
Thursday June 26. - Wardrobe malfunctions - GUEST: Georgie Rankin CATS AFLW - Magpie Army
23m Jun 26, 2025
23m
446: The Say it With Your Chest Episode
Wednesday June 25. - The Heist is off... - Finger hypothetical - What do you bring to a wedding when they say "don't bring a thing" - Rice chat - Benson Boone Theory
26m Jun 25, 2025
26m
445: The 3 Banana Episode
Tuesday June 24. - Jess has hit a HUGE pregnancy milestone - Free fruit issue - Facebook Marketplace is flooded with something across Geelong
14m Jun 24, 2025
14m
444: The Ticket Sales Episode
Monday June 23. - Tim's son is a comedian - Jess wants to run away wit the circus - Plates v Bowls - Gaming with your partner - Pet Rocks
27m Jun 23, 2025
27m
443: The Birthday Candle Episode
Friday June 20. - Birthday candle rules - Gen Z is boring - Bit of role play - Wild weekends
20m Jun 20, 2025
20m
442: The Bin Night Episode
Thursday June 19. - Aliens in Geelong? - Zone outs - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess: Working with your partner - Laneway chat - Bin night drama
24m Jun 19, 2025
24m
441: The Palm Reading Episode
Tuesday June 17. - Tim gets his revenge - AI palm reading - Who DOESN'T want a farm? - Jess is having very deep thoughts
18m Jun 17, 2025
18m
440: The Rice Episode
Monday June 16. - Tim has written a poem about how badly Essendon is playing this season - GUEST: Shyla Heal from Geelong United - What have you accidentally thrown out? - Fried Rice Guy - What cartoon did you have a crush on?
30m Jun 16, 2025
30m
439: The $7 Donut Episode
Friday June 13. - Tim got a walking pad and it's changed his life - How much should a donut cost? - Short Kings - Cowboy Hat Chats
22m Jun 13, 2025
22m
438: The Poo Stool Episode
Thursday June 12. - Tragic news with our heist - Tim doesn't like BCC emails - GUEST: Jaz Shelly from Geelong United - Jess has had a life changing moment
19m Jun 12, 2025
19m
437: The Awkward Episode
Wednesday June 11. - Can you watch movie during the week or only on the weekend? - Jess' husband is planning hard for the baby - Do you keep jewelry from an ex? - Things are awkward with Ayva from the newsroom - Gift dilemmas
29m Jun 11, 2025
29m
436: The Lactose Free Milkshake Episode
Friday June 6. - Jess is a big old walking contradiction - What is cold? - GUEST: MC Pressure from the Hilltop Hoods
18m Jun 06, 2025
18m
435: The Burnt Cookie Episode
Thursday June 5. - Tim received a special invitation - Does Jess have baby brain? - FINAL WARNING
14m Jun 05, 2025
14m
434: The Hot Room Episode
Wednesday June 4. - Tinder is introducing a height filter - Should you tell people the baby name before it's born? - Geelong CBD Rooster saga continues - Jess wants to buy a house - Soft face boys for the win
23m Jun 04, 2025
23m
433: The Cock-A-Doodle-Don't Episode
Tuesday May 3. - People are hearing a rooster in the Geelong CBD - What is Butter? - Food Expiry Dates - BLEISURE - Phase 3: Cute Baby Jess
26m Jun 03, 2025
26m
432: The Rooftop Pizza Episode
Monday June. - Cute Baby Heist: Phase 2 - What did you leave on the roof of your car? - Jess officiated her first wedding this weekend - GUEST: Darren from Kisschasy
22m Jun 02, 2025
22m
431: The Boss Episode
Thursday May 29. - Jess is a VERY cute baby - Who would be a better boss? Tim or Jess? - Jess looked after Tim's song last night - MARRIAGE CELEBRANT POP QUIZ!
17m May 29, 2025
17m
430: The Cutest Heist Episode
Wednesday May 28. - Jess has an incredible idea for a prank - Do you have a pet at WORK? - Nicole Kidman claims she is a pro at napping - Jess' littleĀ  baby in her belly has ears! - GUEST: Meg McDonald, Cats AFLW.
27m May 28, 2025
27m
429: The "Upped Your Game" Episode
Tuesday May 27. - Are ZOO LANYARDS wanky? - Jess' husband needs to think before he speaks - What song was banned from your wedding? - Gen-Z laundry chat
22m May 27, 2025
22m
428: The Soy Sauce Fish Bottle Episode
Monday May 26. - Percy the Possum - Jess got caught red handed by her nutritionist - Tim is talking about PICKLEBALL again - Robot companions are coming - Tim made a mistake playing the new AFL game
20m May 26, 2025
20m
427: The 576 Cans of Coke Zero Episode
Friday June 23. - Tim has been kicked out of his house for the night - HOW MANY DO YOU DO??!! - Peppa Pig news (for some reason) - What celeb have you spotted?
22m May 23, 2025
22m
426: The 19 Minute-ish Episode
Tuesday May 20. - AI Tech is coming to Netflix - How long should a voice note be? - People are getting around the WRONG Perth Bears - GUEST: Ben Lee
20m May 20, 2025
20m
425: The Finger in a Bag Episode
Wednesday May 14. - Can you propose at someone else's wedding? - Jess is mad at her husband - Tim saw a child on a least - Kitchen Injuries - ONION VOTE!
26m May 14, 2025
26m
424: The WoW Episode
Tuesday May 13. - Do you have any silly/funny tattoos? - Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT on the radio - Are 'fun socks' out of trend? - Tim hates red onion
22m May 13, 2025
22m
423: The More Sauce Episode
Monday May 12. - Scientists be sciencing - What is the smallest reason you have cried? - Can we use Warrick Capper? - Jess has discovered Babies are expensive - Where did you give birth?
24m May 12, 2025
24m
422: The Milky Bar Kid Episode
Friday May 9. - Jess brings her Husband into the studio to chat baby things - Where is the Milky Bar Kid? - Tim LITERALLY had a Bee in his bonnet - Jess was shocked at her 12 week ultra-sound - GUEST: Seb from Simple Plan
27m May 09, 2025
27m
421: The Ear Pod Episode
Thursday May 8. - Family group chat chaos - What the f&#@ happened to the Milky Bar Kid?!? - Texts that you hate - Guest: Bob Hardy from Franz Ferdinand
21m May 08, 2025
21m
420: The Surprise Episode
Wednesday May 7. - Jess has some news - Cat THIEF! - What did you get stuck in your teeth? - Banned baby names
24m May 07, 2025
24m
419: The Hand on Hips Episode
Tuesday May 6. - What have you done for us lately, chocolate? - Jess is becoming her mother - Josh Giddey hitting up local basketball - How do you shower? - Tim is feeling lazy
22m May 06, 2025
22m
418: The Mintie Episode
Monday May 5. - Tim was checking out some local footy this weekend and LOVES the passion - The 'honeymoon' phase for Jess and her husband is OVER - Caught red handed -Wedding Expo nightmare - Car Park Dilemma
21m May 05, 2025
21m
417: The Goodbye Old Friend Episode
Friday May 2. - Will joins us for a life update - Jess has a wedding expo this weekend - Is it 'old' to print tickets? - Tim & Jess weight in on the 100 Men v 1 Gorilla debate
24m May 02, 2025
24m
416: The Cook Book Drama Episode
Thursday May 1. - Cook Book drama is wild - You Be The Judge - Jess does a deep dive
17m May 01, 2025
17m
415: The Clogged Episode
Wednesday April 30. - More clogged toilet stories - Are we living in a simulation? - phone etiquette
18m Apr 30, 2025
18m
414: The Technical Issues Are Fixed Episode
After a few weeks of some severe technical issues... Tim & Jess are back! Sorry for any inconvenience. Tuesday April 29. - What has your kid broken at the shops? - Jess bogged her In-Laws toilet - It Tim out of touch with every day Aussies? - Aussie sets a strange new world record
21m Apr 29, 2025
21m
413: The Ice Cream Curry Episode
Wednesday April 9. - It's curry ice cream time! - Tim ran into a glass door - Steak on your plate FIRST or LAST?
19m Apr 09, 2025
19m