440: The Rice Episode
Monday June 16. - Tim has written a poem about how badly Essendon is playing this season - GUEST: Shyla Heal from Geelong United - What have you accidentally thrown out? - Fried Rice Guy - What cartoon did you have a crush on?
30m Jun 16, 2025
30m
439: The $7 Donut Episode
Friday June 13. - Tim got a walking pad and it's changed his life - How much should a donut cost? - Short Kings - Cowboy Hat Chats
22m Jun 13, 2025
22m
438: The Poo Stool Episode
Thursday June 12. - Tragic news with our heist - Tim doesn't like BCC emails - GUEST: Jaz Shelly from Geelong United - Jess has had a life changing moment
19m Jun 12, 2025
19m
437: The Awkward Episode
Wednesday June 11. - Can you watch movie during the week or only on the weekend? - Jess' husband is planning hard for the baby - Do you keep jewelry from an ex? - Things are awkward with Ayva from the newsroom - Gift dilemmas
29m Jun 11, 2025
29m
436: The Lactose Free Milkshake Episode
Friday June 6. - Jess is a big old walking contradiction - What is cold? - GUEST: MC Pressure from the Hilltop Hoods
18m Jun 06, 2025
18m
435: The Burnt Cookie Episode
Thursday June 5. - Tim received a special invitation - Does Jess have baby brain? - FINAL WARNING
14m Jun 05, 2025
14m
434: The Hot Room Episode
Wednesday June 4. - Tinder is introducing a height filter - Should you tell people the baby name before it's born? - Geelong CBD Rooster saga continues - Jess wants to buy a house - Soft face boys for the win
23m Jun 04, 2025
23m
433: The Cock-A-Doodle-Don't Episode
Tuesday May 3. - People are hearing a rooster in the Geelong CBD - What is Butter? - Food Expiry Dates - BLEISURE - Phase 3: Cute Baby Jess
26m Jun 03, 2025
26m
432: The Rooftop Pizza Episode
Monday June. - Cute Baby Heist: Phase 2 - What did you leave on the roof of your car? - Jess officiated her first wedding this weekend - GUEST: Darren from Kisschasy
22m Jun 02, 2025
22m
431: The Boss Episode
Thursday May 29. - Jess is a VERY cute baby - Who would be a better boss? Tim or Jess? - Jess looked after Tim's song last night - MARRIAGE CELEBRANT POP QUIZ!
17m May 29, 2025
17m
430: The Cutest Heist Episode
Wednesday May 28. - Jess has an incredible idea for a prank - Do you have a pet at WORK? - Nicole Kidman claims she is a pro at napping - Jess' littleĀ  baby in her belly has ears! - GUEST: Meg McDonald, Cats AFLW.
27m May 28, 2025
27m
429: The "Upped Your Game" Episode
Tuesday May 27. - Are ZOO LANYARDS wanky? - Jess' husband needs to think before he speaks - What song was banned from your wedding? - Gen-Z laundry chat
22m May 27, 2025
22m
428: The Soy Sauce Fish Bottle Episode
Monday May 26. - Percy the Possum - Jess got caught red handed by her nutritionist - Tim is talking about PICKLEBALL again - Robot companions are coming - Tim made a mistake playing the new AFL game
20m May 26, 2025
20m
427: The 576 Cans of Coke Zero Episode
Friday June 23. - Tim has been kicked out of his house for the night - HOW MANY DO YOU DO??!! - Peppa Pig news (for some reason) - What celeb have you spotted?
22m May 23, 2025
22m
426: The 19 Minute-ish Episode
Tuesday May 20. - AI Tech is coming to Netflix - How long should a voice note be? - People are getting around the WRONG Perth Bears - GUEST: Ben Lee
20m May 20, 2025
20m
425: The Finger in a Bag Episode
Wednesday May 14. - Can you propose at someone else's wedding? - Jess is mad at her husband - Tim saw a child on a least - Kitchen Injuries - ONION VOTE!
26m May 14, 2025
26m
424: The WoW Episode
Tuesday May 13. - Do you have any silly/funny tattoos? - Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT on the radio - Are 'fun socks' out of trend? - Tim hates red onion
22m May 13, 2025
22m
423: The More Sauce Episode
Monday May 12. - Scientists be sciencing - What is the smallest reason you have cried? - Can we use Warrick Capper? - Jess has discovered Babies are expensive - Where did you give birth?
24m May 12, 2025
24m
422: The Milky Bar Kid Episode
Friday May 9. - Jess brings her Husband into the studio to chat baby things - Where is the Milky Bar Kid? - Tim LITERALLY had a Bee in his bonnet - Jess was shocked at her 12 week ultra-sound - GUEST: Seb from Simple Plan
27m May 09, 2025
27m
421: The Ear Pod Episode
Thursday May 8. - Family group chat chaos - What the f&#@ happened to the Milky Bar Kid?!? - Texts that you hate - Guest: Bob Hardy from Franz Ferdinand
21m May 08, 2025
21m
420: The Surprise Episode
Wednesday May 7. - Jess has some news - Cat THIEF! - What did you get stuck in your teeth? - Banned baby names
24m May 07, 2025
24m
419: The Hand on Hips Episode
Tuesday May 6. - What have you done for us lately, chocolate? - Jess is becoming her mother - Josh Giddey hitting up local basketball - How do you shower? - Tim is feeling lazy
22m May 06, 2025
22m
418: The Mintie Episode
Monday May 5. - Tim was checking out some local footy this weekend and LOVES the passion - The 'honeymoon' phase for Jess and her husband is OVER - Caught red handed -Wedding Expo nightmare - Car Park Dilemma
21m May 05, 2025
21m
417: The Goodbye Old Friend Episode
Friday May 2. - Will joins us for a life update - Jess has a wedding expo this weekend - Is it 'old' to print tickets? - Tim & Jess weight in on the 100 Men v 1 Gorilla debate
24m May 02, 2025
24m
416: The Cook Book Drama Episode
Thursday May 1. - Cook Book drama is wild - You Be The Judge - Jess does a deep dive
17m May 01, 2025
17m
415: The Clogged Episode
Wednesday April 30. - More clogged toilet stories - Are we living in a simulation? - phone etiquette
18m Apr 30, 2025
18m
414: The Technical Issues Are Fixed Episode
After a few weeks of some severe technical issues... Tim & Jess are back! Sorry for any inconvenience. Tuesday April 29. - What has your kid broken at the shops? - Jess bogged her In-Laws toilet - It Tim out of touch with every day Aussies? - Aussie sets a strange new world record
21m Apr 29, 2025
21m
413: The Ice Cream Curry Episode
Wednesday April 9. - It's curry ice cream time! - Tim ran into a glass door - Steak on your plate FIRST or LAST?
19m Apr 09, 2025
19m
412: The $80 Episode
Tuesday April 8. - How old is your bird? - Have you seen your partner run? - Parking is PRICEY
15m Apr 08, 2025
15m
411: The Juicy Episode
Monday April 7. - Hairline chat - Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT On The Radio - Peter Dutton kicked a footy - Jess is feelin' Juicy
17m Apr 07, 2025
17m
410: The Love Doctor Episode
Thursday April 3. - Let's get a pen pal! - GUEST: Tom Gleeson - Is Jess is Doctor of Love? - Wild Jessica Simpson Story
17m Apr 03, 2025
17m
409: The Sabotaged Episode
Wednesday April 2. - Tim's son is sabotaging his wife's birthday surprise - Jess is a fool - Sewing Machines - What's better: Salt or Pepper?
21m Apr 02, 2025
21m
408: The Hissing Blender Episode
Tuesday April 1. - Have You Been Paying Attention... BUT On The Radio! - An Icebreaker that is ACTUALLY fun - Long Hair, yeah yeah!
13m Apr 01, 2025
13m
407: The SOLD Episode
Monday March 31. - Jess went to her first ever auction with her Dad - Tim has a new housemate - Baby teeth collector - The ring went flying
19m Mar 31, 2025
19m
406: The Full Moon Episode
Wednesday March 26 - Is Mooning still funny? - Maccas parties are BACK! - Shopping order - CHEESECAKE FRIES??!!
21m Mar 26, 2025
21m
405: The Fat Haggen Episode
Tuesday March 25. - Tim does NOT have abdominal strength - Loch Ness news - Insta profile for your pets - Viral morning routine
22m Mar 25, 2025
22m
404: The Toast Episode
Monday March 24. - Tim wants to become a limo driver - Lynx Africa, more like LIES AFRICA!!! - Toasters with windows exist - Are feature walls still a thing?
17m Mar 24, 2025
17m
403: The Lynx Africa Episode
Friday March 21. - We say goodbye to Lynx Africa - Toilet talk - Endorsement deals - Mornings v Bedtime
21m Mar 21, 2025
21m
402: The $1.80 Episode
Thursday March 20. - The Courtroom of Tim & Jess: Should you eat your crusts? - Cereal prices in 2025 are WILD - What useless gadget do you love? - The Amazing Race Australia is back, how would we go?
20m Mar 20, 2025
20m
401: The Personal Assistant Episode
Wednesday March 19. - Let's meet Matt, our PA for the day! - Where has your pet done a wee?
22m Mar 19, 2025
22m
400: The Waterbed Episode
Tuesday March 18. - Tim & Jess are getting a personal assistant tomorrow - Chat GPT therapy - How many PETS do you have? - Waterbed
21m Mar 18, 2025
21m
399: The Communal Cheese Episode
Friday March 14. - Tim & Jess are thinking about getting a personal assistant - Jess is heading to the F1 this weekend - MOULD - Communal cheese - Tim & Jess are HOT
21m Mar 14, 2025
21m
398: The Hoof Episode
Thursday March 13. - ORANGE on a pizza test - Let's chat pedicures - Something is fishy...
13m Mar 13, 2025
13m
397: The Space Out Episode
Wednesday March 12. - Jess is mortified at what Tim has done to a sandwich - Spacing Out - This IS living - Do schools still have pen licenses? - ORANGE ON A PIZZA?!?
25m Mar 12, 2025
25m
396: The Godmother Episode
Tuesday March 11. - Tim loves to DIG - Jess is 'The Godmother' - Free Fruit conundrum - Woolworths needs a re-brand - Who likes Lolly Teeth?
23m Mar 11, 2025
23m
395: The Cows Episode
Friday March 7. - Jess found her first ever resume! - Is there an unspoken footpath rule? - Young people are NOT taking Cyclone Alfred seriously
15m Mar 07, 2025
15m
394: The Weird Smells Episode
Thursday March 6. - Hot Cross Buns are going crazy - Let's talk about STRESS baby! - What's a weird smell you like?
14m Mar 06, 2025
14m
393: The Feminist Episode
Wednesday March 5. - Tim wants ads back on ALL streaming services - Can you pay with a voucher on a first date? - Stickers
15m Mar 05, 2025
15m
392: The Plumbers Crack Episode
Tuesday February 4. - Jess wants a cleaner - Is it rude to use your phone on loudspeaker in public? - New fashion trend for blokes - Is it wrong to leave a wedding before the couple? - New safe swear words
26m Mar 04, 2025
26m
391: The Rat-Man Episode
Monday March 3. - Tim is starting to believe again... - Jess tricks her husband - MYSTERY!
14m Mar 03, 2025
14m