158: The Climate Hustle
This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a review of "The Climate Hustle", the story of how the world was duped by "big environment" into believing that math and physics are real. You can hear more from Cara here: https://www.carasantamaria.com/ See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a c...
1hr 32m Aug 28, 2018
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157: The Perfect Stranger
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Perfect Stranger, the story of a woman who winds up on a blind date with Jesus and can't think of anything interesting to talk about. See us live in London October 6th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 ...
1hr 43m Aug 21, 2018
1hr 43m
156: Voiceless
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Voiceless, a sympathetic look at one of those guys who screams at women on their way into clinics about how they're gonna burn in hell for murdering their babies. Come see us in London! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreo...
1hr 59m Aug 14, 2018
1hr 59m
155: Bibleman Episode 4
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Bibleman, Episode 4... or, at least, what Pureflix had incorrectly labeled as episode 4. It was actually episode 2 of season 2. So don't be surprised if you're a little lost. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-...
1hr 26m Aug 07, 2018
1hr 26m
154: The Unmiracle
This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Unmiracle, the story of a few dudes who had enough money for a little Kevin Sorbo, but not a lot. To see us live in London in October, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you...
1hr 57m Jul 31, 2018
1hr 57m
153: Masterless
On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself. See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Es...
1hr 43m Jul 24, 2018
1hr 43m
152: Sunday School Musical
This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of Sunday School Musical; the story of a desperately rushed production that just barely made it out in time to catch the "grandma who might think it's High School Musical" wave. See Rebecca's show! She's always that funny. Find out more here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.com/ If you’d like to see us live in London in Oct...
1hr 33m Jul 17, 2018
1hr 33m
151: Bibleman - Episode 1
On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of the pilot episode of Bibleman, which somehow led to additional episodes of Bibleman. To see us live in London on October 6th, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheis...
1hr 12m Jul 10, 2018
1hr 12m
150: God's Army 2: States of Grace
This week, guest masochists Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "God's Army 2: States of Grace"; the story of a Mormon writer/director who really wants us to believe that going on a Mormon mission is an unrelenting series of action sequences. For more info on our 10/6 live show in London, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-...
2hr 11m Jul 03, 2018
2hr 11m
149: The Singles Ward
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Singles Ward", the story of a bunch of Mormons telling Mormon jokes and us wondering what the hell is going on. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If y...
1hr 53m Jun 26, 2018
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148: Are you the One?
This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Are you the One?", a Mormon short film about a couple that hate each other with every fiber of their being and thus consider not getting married. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-e...
1hr 11m Jun 19, 2018
1hr 11m
147: Doctrines of Grace
This week, Frank and Dan from the Thank God I'm Atheist podcast (http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tgiatheist) join us to break down three Mormon shorts that all share a dark secret. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT...
1hr 51m Jun 12, 2018
1hr 51m
146: Joseph Smith: Prophet of the Restoration
This week, Bryce Blankenagel joins us to debunk about 4% of the lies in this movie, because to get them all, this episode would have to be several months long. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like ...
1hr 53m Jun 05, 2018
1hr 53m
145: My Daddy is in Heaven
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of My Daddy is in Heaven; a movie that says its about a children's book and makes you spend the rest of the movie wondering just what the hell that book is about. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing...
1hr 33m May 29, 2018
1hr 33m
144: The Moment After II: The Awakening
This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Moment After II: The Awakening, the story of a writer being challenged to make even less happen in this one than in the first one and succeeding beyond anyone's expectations. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, click here (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729) . If you’d like to p...
1hr 53m May 22, 2018
1hr 53m
143: The Moment After
On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Moment After", the story of David AR White not having enough money to make a big budget flick like Black Rider just yet. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, click here (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729) . If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook;...
1hr 49m May 15, 2018
1hr 49m
142: The Beautiful Truth
This week, Natalie Newell joins us for a skeptical review of The Beautiful Truth, the story of a man losing his mind with a 1990s camcorder running the whole time. To check out Natalie's documentary, click here: http://www.sciencemomsdoc.com/ To check out the Parenthetical Science podcast, click here: https://www.parentheticalscience.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; ...
1hr 58m May 08, 2018
1hr 58m
141: Cries of the Unborn
This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Cries of the Unborn", the story of a bunch of people watching the prequel and being really convinced by it. Check out Andrew's podcast here: http://openargs.com/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: ...
1hr 54m May 01, 2018
1hr 54m
140: Bible Man: Silencing the Gossip Queen
This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bible Man episode 2, "Silencing the Gossip Queen", in which they take on a character that is very clearly a jewish stereotype that they never acknowledge. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Sc...
1hr 13m Apr 24, 2018
1hr 13m
139: Gam139 Bal Ganesh 2
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh 2; the charming, animated story of absolutely nothing. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donatio...
1hr 21m Apr 17, 2018
1hr 21m
138: The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs", an effort at a kid's video that teaches us that the earth is six thousand years old, dinosaurs and man co-existed, and if you don't believe that, you're going to hell. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it ...
1hr 14m Apr 10, 2018
1hr 14m
137: God's Not Dead: A Light in the Darkness
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 3; the story of a Christian movie coming disturbingly close to realizing that the religious people are the bad guys. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Present...
1hr 58m Apr 03, 2018
1hr 58m
136: Paul: Apostle of Christ
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Paul: Apostle of Christ"; the story of an old woman failing to get into her bag of Twizzlers in the row in front of us, and nothing more interesting than that happening on screen. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.ama...
1hr 39m Mar 27, 2018
1hr 39m
135: I Can Only Imagine
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "I Can Only Imagine", the story of a plucky Christian tune that tried to make it all the way to number one on the pop charts, and only fell seventy places short. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-E...
1hr 43m Mar 20, 2018
1hr 43m
134: All the King's Horses
This week, guest masochist Chelsea Davison joins us for an atheist review of "All the King's Horses", the story of why we need International Women's Day. And none of us will ever be okay again. You should follow Chelsea on Twitter: https://twitter.com/chelsea_davison If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find i...
1hr 36m Mar 13, 2018
1hr 36m
133: Psalty the Songbook Volume One
This week, the gang collectively lose their minds as they delve into a failed dancer's acid trip called Psalty the Songbook. They will never be okay again. Get more info about Nanocon (https://nashvillenones.com/) . Get more info about the American Atheist Convention (https://www.atheists.org/convention2018/) . If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More E...
1hr 15m Mar 06, 2018
1hr 15m
132: Invisible Enemies
This week, guest masochists Thomas Smith and Aaron Rabi of the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about a movie about magical glasses and pornography; their collective areas of expertise. To learn more about Philosophers in Space, click here (https://www.facebook.com/0gPhilosophy/) . To check out some of Aaron's other work, click here (https://voidpod.com/podcasts/) . To check out ...
1hr 41m Feb 27, 2018
1hr 41m
131: Samson
This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of Samson. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together. If you'd like to hear more from Mark and Dan, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ Next week's movie is Invisible Enemies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229783/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Vol...
2hr 12m Feb 20, 2018
2hr 12m
130: The Knight of Daye
If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful To hear more from Keisha, check out her website: http://www.keishazolla...
1hr 54m Feb 13, 2018
1hr 54m
129: The Sobbing Stone
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Sobbing Stone, the story of four people looking at a rock and yelling at each other. Seriously... that's the whole movie. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/d...
1hr 33m Feb 06, 2018
1hr 33m
128: October Baby
This week, guest masochist Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "October Baby", the story of a botched abortion trying to put the pieces back together again. To hear/see more of Meg, you should go here: http://www.megandersoncomedy.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amaz...
1hr 55m Jan 30, 2018
1hr 55m
127: Moment of Truth
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Moment of Truth; the story of nothing happening for 30 minutes, and us trying to figure out what to talk about. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R ...
1hr 6m Jan 23, 2018
1hr 6m
126: Muhammad: The Last Prophet
This week, Callie and Ari from the Gaytheist Manifesto podcast join us to tempt fate. This week's episode is brought to you by RXBar. To hear more from Callie and Ari, check out the Gaytheist Manifesto: http://www.thegaytheistmanifesto.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.co...
1hr 55m Jan 16, 2018
1hr 55m
125: Future Tense
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Athei...
1hr 20m Jan 09, 2018
1hr 20m
124: Without Reservation
This week Noah, Heath, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Without Reservation, the story of a bunch of white kids with mullets rapping in the first five minutes of the film, and us wishing we were still watching that for the rest of the time. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.ama...
1hr 11m Jan 02, 2018
1hr 11m
123: Miracle of 34th Street
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Miracle on 34th Street; a beloved and charming film that is among the most acclaimed holiday movies of all time. But Eli insisted we make fun of it anyway. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathi...
1hr 47m Dec 26, 2017
1hr 47m
122: Christmas Gone Viral
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas Gone Viral; the story of Ray Comfort completely running out of ideas and just doing the same damn video over and over again. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Present...
1hr 23m Dec 19, 2017
1hr 23m
121: Christmas with a Capital C
This week, Eli and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Christmas with a Capital C" ... or what we like to call "How the Jew Stole Christmas." If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per epi...
1hr 30m Dec 12, 2017
1hr 30m
120: The Star
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presen...
1hr 27m Dec 05, 2017
1hr 27m
119: Ten of the Top Scientific Truths in the Bible LIVE from Australia
This week, live from Australia, Ray Comfort offers us up a list of things the bible got right, and he manages it in well under 30 minutes. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode do...
1hr 1m Nov 28, 2017
1hr 1m
118: How Do I Love Thee?
On this week's episode, special guest masochist Devin Heater joins Eli and Noah to discuss the very latest in celibacy during an atheist review of Brigham Young University's very own "How Do I Love Thee?" Learn more about Devin's show here: https://thepit-nyc.com/teams/gypsydanger If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you...
1hr 11m Nov 21, 2017
1hr 11m
117: Bal Ganesh
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh, the charming children's cartoon about lopping the heads off of toddlers and making children out of eczema flakes. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it her...
1hr 32m Nov 14, 2017
1hr 32m
116: The Monster Project
This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody told Eli counted as a Christian movie, even though it doesn't. If you'd like to hear more from Rebecca, check her out on Twitter @Rebecca_Vigil, or find her on Instagram at: WhoIsRebeccaVigil. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au...
1hr 35m Nov 07, 2017
1hr 35m
115: Let There Be Light
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity bring you exactly what you'd expect Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity to bring you. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to...
1hr 49m Oct 31, 2017
1hr 49m
114: The Life Zone
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With Robert Loggia in it. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays...
1hr 42m Oct 24, 2017
1hr 42m
113: The Appointment
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presen...
1hr 17m Oct 17, 2017
1hr 17m
112: Passage to Zarahemla LIVE from Salt Lake City
In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a portal into the Mormon dimension. To check out Mark and Dan's new podcast, the How to Heretic, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ And to check out their old one, Thank God I'm...
2hr 1m Oct 10, 2017
2hr 1m
111: The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Grim Reaper", the story of a preacher who refuses to do a funeral service for an unchurched kid unless he gets to point out that kid is burning in hell for eternity. And is the protagonist. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ ...
1hr 32m Oct 03, 2017
1hr 32m
110: Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped!
In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-S...
1hr 23m Sep 26, 2017
1hr 23m
109: The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.am...
1hr 39m Sep 19, 2017
1hr 39m