116: The Monster Project
This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody told Eli counted as a Christian movie, even though it doesn't. If you'd like to hear more from Rebecca, check her out on Twitter @Rebecca_Vigil, or find her on Instagram at: WhoIsRebeccaVigil. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au...
1hr 35m Nov 07, 2017
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115: Let There Be Light
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity bring you exactly what you'd expect Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity to bring you. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to...
1hr 49m Oct 31, 2017
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114: The Life Zone
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With Robert Loggia in it. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays...
1hr 42m Oct 24, 2017
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113: The Appointment
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presen...
1hr 17m Oct 17, 2017
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112: Passage to Zarahemla LIVE from Salt Lake City
In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a portal into the Mormon dimension. To check out Mark and Dan's new podcast, the How to Heretic, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ And to check out their old one, Thank God I'm...
2hr 1m Oct 10, 2017
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111: The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Grim Reaper", the story of a preacher who refuses to do a funeral service for an unchurched kid unless he gets to point out that kid is burning in hell for eternity. And is the protagonist. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ ...
1hr 32m Oct 03, 2017
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110: Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped!
In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-S...
1hr 23m Sep 26, 2017
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109: The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.am...
1hr 39m Sep 19, 2017
1hr 39m
108: Hangman's Curse
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Hangman's Curse, the story of a family of sleuths trying desperately to surf the edge of Scooby-Doo's intellectual property. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2:...
1hr 57m Sep 12, 2017
1hr 57m
107: M 10.28
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up to figure out what the hell the title of this movie is about... If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/...
1hr 25m Sep 05, 2017
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106: Agent Emes: The Fish Head
This week, Noah learns to speak Jew. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If ...
1hr 31m Aug 29, 2017
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105: Exit: The Appeal of Suicide
In this week's episode, Ray Comfort does his best to make suicide more appealing. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scath...
1hr 29m Aug 22, 2017
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104: Dashavatar
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah break down the basket of animated Hindu insanity that is Dashavatar; the story of... a bunch of weird stuff happening. That's really as best as I can summarize. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Dia...
1hr 55m Aug 15, 2017
1hr 55m
103: Creed of Gold
On this week's show, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Creed of Gold", the story of a plucky group of college freshman who take down the fed with antisemitic conspiracy theories and FOIA requests. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook;...
1hr 51m Aug 08, 2017
1hr 51m
102: The Mark 2: Redemption
On this week's episode, Eli Bosnick and Heath Enwright take full advantage of Noah's absence in an atheist review of The Mark 2: Redemption. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can ...
1hr 47m Aug 01, 2017
1hr 47m
101: The Mark
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no wait, the rapture... no wait, an airplane that can't go below 3000 feet... no wait, the antichrist. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d ...
1hr 55m Jul 25, 2017
1hr 55m
100: Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt
This week, guest masochist Seth Andrews joins us for an atheist review of "Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt"; in which a man in a purple Nerf suit repeatedly hits on a child. Be sure to check out the Thinking Atheist podcast for more of Seth's milk chocolaty voice. http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/ If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingath...
1hr 37m Jul 18, 2017
1hr 37m
99: Journey to the Sky LIVE from Seattle
This week the God Awful Movies crew takes to the stage in Seattle Washington, where Heath and Noah review Journey to the Sky, and Eli eats brownies a fan gave them without asking what was in them. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Vo...
1hr 33m Jul 11, 2017
1hr 33m
98: Believe
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Believe", the story of a down on his luck millionaire factory owner with so few problems he can afford to spend days stressing over a Christmas pageant, and the evil unionist blue collar workers that tried to take it all away by refusing to take two substantial pay cuts in a single calendar year. If you’d like so see us live, ch...
1hr 50m Jul 04, 2017
1hr 50m
97: Six The Mark Unleashed
This week, Eli Bosnick and Noah Lugeons team up with Michael Marshall of the Merseyside Skeptics for an atheist review of Six: The Mark Unleashed, the story of two men held prisoner by the antichrist, and another man, also held prisoner, except he’s a fake prisoner that has to kill the leader of the resistance. Or not, though, because it all turns out to be about satellites. Or, at least, it se...
1hr 58m Jun 27, 2017
1hr 58m
96: Love Different
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Love Different, an uplifting sign of American racial equality that proves you can make a painfully racist movie regardless of the color of your skin. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new e...
1hr 49m Jun 20, 2017
1hr 49m
95: The Cross and the Switchblade LIVE from NYC
In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah take the stage live in New York City for an atheist review of The Cross and the Switchblade; the story of a white man and his burden. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Es...
1hr 44m Jun 13, 2017
1hr 44m
94: The Prophecy 3: The Ascent
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards and/or away from one another. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d li...
1hr 50m Jun 06, 2017
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93: The Prophecy II
This week, we combine direct to video with roman numerals in the title, and get exactly the kind of high quality film one expects in those circumstances. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Athe...
1hr 44m May 30, 2017
1hr 44m
92: The Prophecy
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a ...
1hr 54m May 23, 2017
1hr 54m
91: Heaven Bound
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people want him to. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a...
1hr 53m May 16, 2017
1hr 53m
90: End of Days
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of End of Days, the story of a nuclear security guard fighting Satan with a grenade launcher. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing At...
1hr 59m May 09, 2017
1hr 59m
89: Don't Touch If You Aint' Prayed
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a terrible, terrible human and settles for him even though he's an abusive, married, cocaine dealer and sexually assaults her. To get tickets to our live shows in New York, Seattle, or Salt Lake City, check here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/g...
1hr 58m May 02, 2017
1hr 58m
88: The Burning Hell - Live from ReasonCon in NC
This week, Thomas Smith joins us on stage at ReasonCon 3 in Hickory, North Carolina for an atheist review of The Burning Hell. It's the story of a Nashville barbecue deciding to play biblical dress up while somebody secretly filmed it. If you'd like to help us produce Citation Needed; our new podcast with Tom and Cecil, you can pledge your per episode support here: https://www.patreon.com/cita...
1hr 46m Apr 25, 2017
1hr 46m
87: Revenge of the Vultures 1
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the fifth film in the Nigerian "Vultures of Horror" series, known in house as "the gift that keeps on giving." If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R I...
1hr 36m Apr 18, 2017
1hr 36m
86: The Case for Christ
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Case for Christ; the story of a man researching a book, when all of a sudden, he writes a book eventually. And that's literally all the movie has to offer in terms of stakes. But it does offer up a cavalcade of tired, silly apologetics to test the limits of Noah's blood pressure. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebo...
1hr 58m Apr 11, 2017
1hr 58m
85: Divination
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for the greatest achievement in the history of visual medium; Divination. It's the story of internal demonic office politics, as well as one man's obsession with another man's procreation. Plus there's a knife grenade. Yes... a knife grenade. Our June show has changed dates! If you'd like to see us live on June 9th at the People's Improv Theater in NYC, ...
1hr 52m Apr 04, 2017
1hr 52m
84: Old Fashioned
This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of Old Fashioned; the story of a man who promised god he'd never be alone in a room with a woman if god forgave him for all the consensual boob-filming he did in college. It's a romantic comedy in the sense that they had to put something next to the word "genre" in the description. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes...
1hr 50m Mar 28, 2017
1hr 50m
83: The Becoming
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Becoming", which we're pretty sure was meant as a movie. With candle-based lighting, wet microphones, sarcastic scoring, and 'free with the unlimited plan' cameras, this series of scarcely coherent scenes competes for the worst film we've ever reviewed. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes...
1hr 47m Mar 21, 2017
1hr 47m
82: The Shack
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Shack; the story of why you don't see Sam Worthington in more challenging roles. If you'd like to take our survey, go to podcast.study and select all of our shows listed that you listen to. Thanks! http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/3379308/24005 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http:/...
1hr 48m Mar 14, 2017
1hr 48m
81: Reggie's Prayer
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Reggie's Prayer; the story of a millionaire football star who tried to portray a millionaire football star in a movie and failed miserably. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If...
1hr 56m Mar 07, 2017
1hr 56m
80: Held for Ransom
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Held for Ransom, the real life story of the kidnapping of Eunice Kronholm. Listen as we desperately try to find something to say about this boring, uneventful drudgery for 90 minutes. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur theme music is written an...
1hr 27m Feb 28, 2017
1hr 27m
79: Me Again
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Me Again, the story of a pastor spending time in the bodies of a teenage boy, an elderly African American, a gangster, a model, and a fish. But not in a fun way. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evi...
1hr 35m Feb 21, 2017
1hr 35m
78: The Fight Within
This week, guest masochist Devin Heater teams up with Eli and Noah for an atheist review of The Fight Within, the story of a patricidal Christian wrestler who punches people for money. And Jesus. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d li...
1hr 35m Feb 14, 2017
1hr 35m
77: The Resurrection of Gavin Stone
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Resurrection of Gavin Stone; the story of a washed up, burned out child star turning his life over to Jesus and settling for a four. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If yo...
1hr 43m Feb 07, 2017
1hr 43m
76: Wicked Vultures 2
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Wicked Vultures 2; the 4th film in the Vultures of Horror series. Listen as Heath begs us in vain to edit out large portions of the episode. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraff...
1hr 24m Jan 31, 2017
1hr 24m
75: The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost", the story of a bunch of people sitting in a room with Jesus not doing anything. And it's just as action packed as that sounds. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil...
1hr 44m Jan 24, 2017
1hr 44m
74: The Right to Believe (Live in Chicago)
This week, Tom and Cecil of the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us live for an atheist review of "The Right to Believe", an exploration of the age old question of whether gay people should be allowed to walk in groups. To hear more from Tom and Cecil, check out the Cognitive Dissonance podcast here: http://dissonancepod.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out ...
1hr 49m Jan 17, 2017
1hr 49m
73: The Encounter
This week, guest masochist Marissa McCool joins Eli and Noah to discuss the story of Jesus's under-performing dinner theater magic show in an atheist review of The Encounter. To check out Marissa's podcast, The Inciting Incident Podcast, click here: http://incitingincident.libsyn.com/ To get a copy of Marissa's book, click here: https://www.amazon.com/PC-Lie-American-Voters-Decided/dp/1540416003
1hr 45m Jan 10, 2017
1hr 45m
72: Christmas on Salvation Street
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas on Salvation Street; the heartwarming story of nothing happening for an hour and forty-five minutes. But it's a Christmas movie, otherwise why would there be all this tinsel? To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance), go here: https:/...
1hr 49m Jan 03, 2017
1hr 49m
71: Apocalypse 4: Judgement
This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments Podcast joins us to break down the court room drama that caps off our four movie-trilogy. Listen as we desperately try to decipher the post-rapture legal system, as well as the English translation of whatever the hell Mr. T is saying.To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonanc...
2hr 6m Dec 27, 2016
2hr 6m
70: Apocalypse 3: Tribulation
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalypse 3: Tribulation; the story of Gary Busey not being in the shape required to jog on camera anymore, but doing it anyway. To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance), go here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonanc...
1hr 51m Dec 20, 2016
1hr 51m
69: Apocalypse 2: Revelation
On this week's show, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalyse 2: Revelation; a heart-warming buddy cop movie where a hardened detective looking for clues that can lead him to his family, and his wacky, wheelchair-bound sidekick team up to take on the antichrist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulOur t...
1hr 49m Dec 13, 2016
1hr 49m
68: Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm"; a story of the biblical apocalypse as told through whatever spare CNN stock the producers could get their hands on. Join us as we marvel at the insensitive appropriation of real people's suffering for the sake of a crappy movie featuring Frankenstein's Game Show Host. You can find ti...
1hr 41m Dec 06, 2016
1hr 41m
67: Blood Freak
In this week's show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It's the classic story of boy meets girl, eats poisonous science-turkey, gets turned into a blood drinking mutant, and then turns to Jesus. If you'd like to pick up tickets to see us live in Chicago on Friday, January 13th, you can ...
1hr 25m Nov 29, 2016
1hr 25m