265: Adam's Testament
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Adam's Testament, the story of a whole bunch of unrelated plot points all getting spilled into the same script. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-a...
1hr 34m Sep 15, 2020
1hr 34m
264: Megiddo: Omega Code 2
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Megiddo: Omega Code 2", the story of a bunch of writers trying to figure out where the colon goes in a sequel title and giving up before they resolved it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Athei...
1hr 36m Sep 08, 2020
1hr 36m
263: Flywheel
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Flywheel, the story of... a flywheel. And a guy. And that's pretty much as much of a plot description as it earns. --- Be sure to check Thomas Smith out on Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) , Serious Inquiries Only (https://seriouspod.com/) , Philosophers in Space (https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) , and Comedy Shoeshine (https:/...
1hr 57m Sep 01, 2020
1hr 57m
262: Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation
On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Michael Marshall for a skeptical review of Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh --------------------- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawf...
1hr 56m Aug 25, 2020
1hr 56m
261: The Omega Code
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Omega Code, the story of bad screenwriters trying to figure out how to shoe horn in as many of the twelve million convoluted elements of end time theology as possible into two boring hours.  --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check ...
1hr 48m Aug 18, 2020
1hr 48m
260: Fire by Nite Episode 3
This week Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "Fire by Nite", the Christian version of Saturday Night Live without all the sex, alcohol, and references to staying up late and possibly missing church. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Ath...
1hr 44m Aug 11, 2020
1hr 44m
259: Out of Shadows
This week, the guys team up for a skeptical review of "Out of Shadows", the story about how the CIA did... something. And it was bad. And it involved pizza, and John Podesta's emails, and Disneyland. It really isn't clear. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The ...
1hr 29m Aug 04, 2020
1hr 29m
258: Down to Earth, Episode 2: France
On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Zac Efron's pseudoscience Netflix series, Down to Earth. We watched episode 2, entitled "France." --------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his scie...
1hr 15m Jul 28, 2020
1hr 15m
257: Heaven's War
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Heaven's War, the story of all the movie plots ever conceived being thrown together in a blender and then poured over a bunch of grown men playing swords. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheis...
1hr 45m Jul 21, 2020
1hr 45m
256: Transformed
This week, our lives peak with our review of Transformed, the story of a kung fu pastor cleaning up the drug problem in her town with the help of Mr. Wrist Control himself, George Dilman. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom...
1hr 45m Jul 14, 2020
1hr 45m
255: Geronimo
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Geronimo, the story of a depressed teen and all the people with way more problems in their lives that set those aside for a minute to deal with his stuff. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheis...
1hr 28m Jul 07, 2020
1hr 28m
254: Mr. Krueger's Christmas
This week, Eli returns for an atheist review of "Mr. Krueger's Christmas", the story of Heath in thirty years, except he's Christian in this one. And Jimmy Stewart. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-a...
1hr Jun 30, 2020
1hr
253: The Cokeville Miracle
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Cokeville Miracle; a movie that will try to sell the bombing of an elementary school as a miracle, even though the only miraculous thing is that we managed to find jokes to tell about it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful ...
1hr 54m Jun 23, 2020
1hr 54m
252: Pornography: The Great Lie
This week, guest masochist Moishe joins us for an atheist review of Mormon anti-porn propaganda about how looking at naked pictures can steal your soul away and turn you into a criminal. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom....
1hr 22m Jun 16, 2020
1hr 22m
251: One Man's Treasure
On this week’s episode: We team up with Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug from The How-To Heretic for a review of One Man's Treasure. If you loved National Treasure 2, but you missed the logical deductions of Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day, you will love this movie. --------------------- Check out Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug on The How-To Heretic podcast here: https://howtohere...
1hr 44m Jun 09, 2020
1hr 44m
250: The Avenging Angel
On this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with a film about... a bunch of stuff we had to bring Bryce on to explain to us. --- You can hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.c...
1hr 52m Jun 02, 2020
1hr 52m
249: Extreme Days
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "Extreme Days", the story of a bunch of montages linked together by smaller montages and, on rare occasions, dialogue. --- Hear more from Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only (https://seriouspod.com/) , Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) , and Philosophers in Space (https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/)   --- If you’d like to make a...
1hr 55m May 26, 2020
1hr 55m
248: Gam248 Plandemic
This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down one of the deadliest movies we've ever reviewed, Plandemic. It's the story of how to get kicked off of YouTube for profit, as long as you don't mind amassing a body count along the way. --- Check Marsh out on Skeptics with a K (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/skeptics-with-a-k/) and Be Reasonable (http://www.merseysideskep...
1hr 35m May 19, 2020
1hr 35m
247: Signs
On this week's episode, we finally get around to one of our most requested films of all time, M. Night Shyamalan's disastrous "Signs", the story of a much more interesting movie happening off camera. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing...
1hr 39m May 12, 2020
1hr 39m
246: Assassin 33 A.D.
On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath combine forces with stand-up comedian Johnny Taylor to review Assassin 33 AD, a movie about Islamic extremists using time travel to kill Jesus Christ and stop Christianity from ever happening. --------------------- You can find Johnny Taylor on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/hipsterocracy --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by...
1hr 58m May 05, 2020
1hr 58m
245: Alison's Choice
On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath combine forces with veteran guest masochist, science communicator, producer, journalist, podcaster, television host, neuroscientist, and prank war target Cara Santa Maria to review the anti-choice propaganda movie Alison's Choice. --------------------- You can find Cara on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/CaraSantaMaria Check out Cara's podcast here...
1hr 50m Apr 28, 2020
1hr 50m
244: The Great Culling: Our Water
On this week’s episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath combine forces in the form of fluoride to review the self-proclaimed documentary The Great Culling: Our Water. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/skeptics-with-a-k/) and Be Reasonable (http://...
1hr 36m Apr 21, 2020
1hr 36m
243: The Adventures of Chris Fable
On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath team up with special guest masochist Caitlin Durante for a review of The Adventures of Chris Fable. --------------------- You can find Caitlin Durante on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/caitlindurante Check out Caitlin's podcast The Bechdel Cast here: https://twitter.com/BechdelCast --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by...
2hr Apr 14, 2020
2hr
242: Ambushed!
This week, Dudley Dumpling takes us on an Old West Adventure where we learn the importance of loving Jesus, quick before you get shot and killed while a puppet looks on in horror. It's a weird show. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-...
1hr 12m Apr 07, 2020
1hr 12m
241: Sodom and Gomorrah (1962)
On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them. --- Check out Thomas's shows Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) , Serious Inquiries Only (https://seriouspod.com/) , and Phil...
1hr 53m Mar 31, 2020
1hr 53m
240: Prayer of the Rollerboys
On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with Michael Marshall for a review of the post-apocalyptic rollerblading-themed eugenics cult movie Prayer of the Rollerboys. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/skeptics-with-a-k/) and Be Reas...
1hr 41m Mar 24, 2020
1hr 41m
239: Sons of Thunder, Episode 1
On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Sons of Thunder", a series from Pureflix that imagines what would happen if them folks on Sons of Anarchy would just talk out their differences now and again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audi...
1hr 23m Mar 17, 2020
1hr 23m
238: Jerusalem Countdown
This week we dive back into David AR White's filmography for an atheist review of Jerusalem Countdown. We'll experience yet another cinematic rapture, but not before we wind out way through the most convoluted plot since the Bible. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotni...
1hr 54m Mar 10, 2020
1hr 54m
237: The Goop Lab: Are You Intuit?
This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down Gwenyth Paltrow's new series on Netflix, specifically the episode on psychics and mediums. So listen in as four skeptics (one a professional magician) show you what Gwenny's been keeping up her sleeve. --- Check out Marsh's other podcasts, Skeptics with a K (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/skeptics-with-a-k/) and Be Reason...
1hr 27m Mar 03, 2020
1hr 27m
236: The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde LIVE from Los Angeles
This week, the guys take the stage in Hollywood, California for an atheist review of "The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde." It's the story of Mike Norris wanting to do a post-apocalypse movie without actually nailing down what kind of apocalypse he was doing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and p...
1hr 43m Feb 25, 2020
1hr 43m
235: Belle and the Beast
This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "Belle and the Beast"... or something like that. The movie changes titles more often than most. But it's the story of a petulant two year old being a full grown man and a woman falling in love with him for no reason but the fact that she's the love interest. Hear more from Anna here: https://www.annabosnick.com/ --- If yo...
2hr 1m Feb 18, 2020
2hr 1m
234: GAM234 Sing Over Me
On this week's episode, comedian Patrick Davis joins us for an atheist review of "Sing Over Me", a documentary about an evangelical hymn writer and his lifelong struggle with trying to maintain his homophobia and his homosexuality in equal measures.--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and perform...
1hr 47m Feb 11, 2020
1hr 47m
233: The Goop Lab Ep5: The Energy Experience
On this week’s episode, Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show, The Goop Lab. We watched episode 5, entitled "The Energy Experience." --------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of hi...
1hr 25m Feb 04, 2020
1hr 25m
232: The Boondock Saints
On this week’s episode, we team up for a review of The Boondock Saints, a movie which many incorrect people think they like. --- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://bouqs.com/offers/awful https://www.getquip.com/ https://www.butcherbox.com/ --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927...
1hr 54m Jan 28, 2020
1hr 54m
231: Love Waits
This week, guest masochist Maggie Mae Fish joins us for an atheist review of “Love Waits”, the story of two people not having sex. Or, actually, all the characters don’t have sex. So it’s basically an abstinence orgy. --- Check out Maggie’s videos about Fireproof (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh581gMSZY0) , I’m In Love With a Church Girl (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5bnTvzfUYE) , and Ki...
2hr 13m Jan 21, 2020
2hr 13m
230: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining (https://www.queersplaining.com/) podcast joins us to discuss the fifth installment in the Star Trek franchise, in which Kirk et al meet god, and therefore get to be on our show. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please...
1hr 53m Jan 14, 2020
1hr 53m
229: Badge of Faith
This week, Ian Harris joins us for an atheist review of "Badge of Faith", the inspiring story of a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but science, medicine, and technology... and then thanking god for it. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 --- Check out Ian's stand up here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC...
1hr 51m Jan 07, 2020
1hr 51m
228: Loving Leah
This week, Heath's ex-girlfriend Rachel joins us to review a rom-com. And it goes about as well as you expect. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and...
1hr 51m Dec 31, 2019
1hr 51m
227: Wish for Christmas
This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and ...
1hr 58m Dec 24, 2019
1hr 58m
226: Santa With Muscles
This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to try to remember a time when these movies were noticeably worse than the British news cycle. --- Check out the Detective Trapp Podcast here: https://wondery.com/shows/detective-trapp/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music i...
1hr 56m Dec 17, 2019
1hr 56m
225: Santa Claus
This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, "Santa Claus"; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else's. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written an...
1hr 21m Dec 10, 2019
1hr 21m
224: Savior
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out."  But with an accent. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan...
1hr 17m Dec 03, 2019
1hr 17m
223: Pumpkin Pie Wars
On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful ...
1hr 40m Nov 26, 2019
1hr 40m
222: The Story of Mankind
This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. -...
1hr 31m Nov 19, 2019
1hr 31m
221: Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, al...
1hr 31m Nov 12, 2019
1hr 31m
220: Gramps Goes to College
This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d...
1hr 44m Nov 05, 2019
1hr 44m
219: The Reliant
This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment. --- *starring as in... in the movie enough for them to put them at the top of the cast list on IMDb --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written ...
1hr 41m Oct 29, 2019
1hr 41m
218: Doorways to Danger
This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board. --- Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/be-reasonable-podcast/) . Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/skeptics-with-a-k/) --- --- If you’d like to make a per...
1hr 23m Oct 22, 2019
1hr 23m
217: Along Came the Devil
This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page (https://www...
1hr 31m Oct 15, 2019
1hr 31m
216: The Devil Within Her
This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It's about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars....
1hr 36m Oct 08, 2019
1hr 36m