373: The Reconciler
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Reconciler, the story of a bunch of Christians watching Saw and thinking "Well, that's just a missed opportunity for evangelism." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.co...
1hr 39m Oct 11, 2022
1hr 39m
372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot
This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathin...
1hr 30m Oct 04, 2022
1hr 30m
371: The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus
This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for a skeptical review of The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus, the only live action offering from the Happy Science cult. And let me be the first to say, they found it a wee bit confusing. Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight (https://knowledgefight.com/) If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus e...
1hr 59m Sep 27, 2022
1hr 59m
370: Crossfire (1979)
On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Crossfire, a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and then accidentally gets the answer right. --- You can find tickets for our live show in NYC on 12/17 at this link (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-christmastacular-in-nyc-tickets-418341961067) . Or y...
1hr 33m Sep 20, 2022
1hr 33m
369: My Son Hunter
This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of My Son Hunter, the story of a bunch of grown adults trying to turn "No, YOU are!" into a movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) or Clean Up on Aisle 45 (http...
1hr 57m Sep 13, 2022
1hr 57m
368: Princess Cut
This week, Amy Lynn Stewart joins us for a godless review of Princess Cut, the story of a twenty-something woman, the dad who apparently owns her, the man who he's gonna give her to, and all pitfalls of feminine autonomy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Sca...
2hr Sep 06, 2022
2hr
367: The Last Vampire on Earth
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Last Vampire on Earth, the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-athe...
1hr 39m Aug 30, 2022
1hr 39m
366: The Trial
This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of The Trial, a courtroom drama so uninspired and generic they just called it The Trial. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticr...
1hr 51m Aug 23, 2022
1hr 51m
365: The Secret
Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Secret. It's based on the book of the same name, and it's about the secret of the universe. No it's not.
1hr 28m Aug 16, 2022
1hr 28m
364: In Search of Dudley Dumpling
The legendary Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance joins us for an atheist review of In Search of Dudley Dumpling. It's a children's puppet movie about kidnapping, race wars, and Christianity.
1hr 35m Aug 09, 2022
1hr 35m
363: Hardflip
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hardflip, the story of an 18 year old skateboarder (played by a 31 year old who probably loses his balance on a bathroom scale) trying to find direction in his life and deciding to find Jesus instead. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/go...
1hr 51m Aug 02, 2022
1hr 51m
362: Dying to be Heard
This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Dying to be Heard, the story of Christians pretending to be an abortion clinic so they can trick desperate women into sitting through their Jesus pitch. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Ath...
1hr 40m Jul 26, 2022
1hr 40m
361: The Prince of Egypt
This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Prince of Egypt, and prove that no amount of all-star cast can make up for the source material the Bible gives movie makers to work with. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://a...
1hr 23m Jul 19, 2022
1hr 23m
360: Late One Night
This week, Jessica Bluemke joins us for an atheist review of Late One Night, the story of what Dave Christiano had to offer the filmmaking world before mom made him bring his brother along. -- Hear more from Jessica on the Friendly Atheist podcast: https://friendlyatheistpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon...
1hr 48m Jul 12, 2022
1hr 48m
359: Taken by Grace
This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Taken by Grace, the story of a road trip between a holier than thou Christian couple and a noisy eater. At gunpoint. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel...
1hr 32m Jul 05, 2022
1hr 32m
358: Noah's Shark
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Shark, and we tell you all about the secret shark-based story of the Bible that they don't want you hearing about.
1hr 47m Jun 28, 2022
1hr 47m
357: The Lion of Judah
This week, @Eve_WasFramed joins us to talk about a cartoon that's almost as inappropriate for children as the Bible it was based on.
1hr 44m Jun 21, 2022
1hr 44m
356: Knowing
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Knowing; a film that asks "what if angels are aliens and the protagonist never mattered?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/be-re...
1hr 59m Jun 14, 2022
1hr 59m
355: A View to a Kill
This week, Moishe joins us to talk about the very worst selection in the James Bond franchise. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat...
1hr 58m Jun 07, 2022
1hr 58m
354: Mayflower II
This week, Cara joins us for an atheist review of Mayflower II, the story of a group of plucky Christians taking their ball and going home. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://www.carasantamaria.com/) podcast Check out our other shows, Th...
1hr 59m May 31, 2022
1hr 59m
353: In Gramps' Shoes
This week, Genetically Modified Skeptic joins us for an atheist review of In Gramps' Shoes, the story of Donald James Parker paying a bunch of people to tell him how young he looks and how impressive his athletic skills are.
1hr 57m May 24, 2022
1hr 57m
352: Mountain Top
This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of Mountaintops, the story of a lawyer turned pastor turned lawyer helping a man with dementia convince himself to always do what the voices in his head tell him to do.
1hr 51m May 17, 2022
1hr 51m
351: Journey to Hell - Live from Toronto
This week, the guys hit the stage for the first time in years for an atheist review of Journey to Hell, the story of a genocidal maniac burning in the eternal fires of hell and the movie expecting us to feel sorry for him or something. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our othe...
1hr 50m May 10, 2022
1hr 50m
350: Rigged
This week, Maggie Mae Fish joins us for a review of Rigged ... and yes, there's more to the title, but I fear social media sites will ding people who try to share this episode if I spell it out. Suffice to say it was first screened at Mar-a-Lago, so I think you can guess what the movie is saying was "rigged." --- Hear more from Maggie on her YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/c/maggiemaef...
1hr 36m May 03, 2022
1hr 36m
349: Father Stu
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Father Stu, the story of a guy who never had anything particularly interesting happen to him, decided to become a priest, then died. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.c...
1hr 35m Apr 26, 2022
1hr 35m
348: The Wednesday Morning Breakfast Club
This week, we watch old people eat. --- Get tickets for our live show in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-a...
1hr 26m Apr 19, 2022
1hr 26m
347: Redemption Way
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redemption Way, the story of a Christian woman being horribly inconvenienced by the impending death of her irreligious friend. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboo...
1hr 55m Apr 12, 2022
1hr 55m
346: Eat the Sun
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for Eat the Sun, a documentary that asks if people really need to eat food and avoid staring directly into the sun. Because there's no question with an obvious enough answer when you're a nutter. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other sh...
1hr 32m Apr 05, 2022
1hr 32m
345: Buying Time
This week, we team up for an atheist review of Buying Time, the story of cars revving their engines, mostly. Also some heavy handed Jesus stuff and the occasional random GOP talking point. --- Get tickets to see us in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, plea...
1hr 39m Mar 29, 2022
1hr 39m
344: !Hero: The Rock Opera
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of !Hero: The Rock Opera, that asks the oft asked question "What if the Jesus myth happened in modern day America?" and answers it with all the uninspired gimmicks we've come to expect. But way more rap. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/g...
1hr 35m Mar 22, 2022
1hr 35m
343: The Chosen
This week, guest masochist Emma Thorne joins us for an atheist review of the 1978 film The Chosen. It's the story of Kirk Douglas's wang flopping around and all the stuff on either side of that sort of fades from memory. --- Check out more of Emma's stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/c/EmmaThorneVideos --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please che...
1hr 50m Mar 15, 2022
1hr 50m
342: The 6th Day
This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli and Heath for a skeptical review of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic cloning philosophy action thriller The 6th Day.
1hr 56m Mar 08, 2022
1hr 56m
341: Level
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of the flat-earth documentary Level, the story of what the people who aren't thinking are thinking.
1hr 46m Mar 01, 2022
1hr 46m
340: Redeeming Love
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redeeming Love, the story of a woman being traumatized for two hours while some Christian guy keeps forgiving her for being the victim of crimes. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://www.carasantamaria.com/) podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us ou...
1hr 54m Feb 22, 2022
1hr 54m
339: Atlas Shrugged Part III: Who is John Galt?
This week, Cecil joins us to roast review the third and final installment of the Atlas Shrugged movie trilogy. You MUST be wondering how bad the kompromat is that we're using to blackmail him into doing ALL THREE of these movies.
1hr 59m Feb 15, 2022
1hr 59m
338: Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike
This week, Cecil joins us for a movie that asks "what if all the bosses went on strike?", and then, upon realizing that it would be awesome literally no matter how you measure it, added "...and set all their stuff on fire on the way out?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our o...
1hr 59m Feb 08, 2022
1hr 59m
337: Atlas Shrugged, Part One
This week, we step away from religious cinema, but not away from nonsensical fantasies that can only perpetuate themselves through cultish reinforcement and a willing suspension of logic. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom...
1hr 57m Feb 01, 2022
1hr 57m
336: American Underdog
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of American Underdog, the story of American football legend Kurt Warner before he was a legend -- or, in fact, did any interesting thing whatsoever. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (h...
1hr 53m Jan 25, 2022
1hr 53m
335: Prayer Never Fails
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Prayer Never Fails, the story of ... prayer repeatedly failing. Both on screen and off. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The S...
1hr 58m Jan 18, 2022
1hr 58m
334: Grace of God
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Grace of God, the story of a thirty grand being stolen from a church, and the congregation's desperate attempt not to figure out who did it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (ht...
2hr 4m Jan 11, 2022
2hr 4m
333: Vindication Episode 2
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Vindication, episode 2. In this Pureflix original drama, Detective Travis spends most of his time barking up the wrong tree and then solves the case with the same kind of blind happenstance we associate with Inspector Gadget. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http...
1hr 18m Jan 04, 2022
1hr 18m
332: A Karate Christmas Miracle
This week, we get a bit of bonus "tacular" with an atheist review of A Karate Christmas Miracle, the story of ... actually, I have no idea. We spend an hour and forty-five minutes trying to sort that out in the review and never quite get there. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out...
1hr 44m Dec 28, 2021
1hr 44m
331: An American Carol
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of An American Carol, the story of the least talented third of Abrams, Zucker, and Zucker winning a shower argument with his liberal niece. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audiobo...
1hr 40m Dec 21, 2021
1hr 40m
330: The Laws of the Universe Part 0
This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us for another foray into the animated insanity of the Happy Science Cult. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (...
1hr 58m Dec 14, 2021
1hr 58m
329: Demolition Man
This week, the guys team up for a review of Demolition Man, a movie that doesn't really hit the "god" or "awful" part of our title. Because apparently this is what Heath and Eli really wanted for Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist...
1hr 45m Dec 07, 2021
1hr 45m
328: Full Court Miracle
This week it's a Hanukah-tacular (and our third sports movie in a row) with special guest Rachel Wax. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audioboom.com/channel/the-ske...
2hr Nov 30, 2021
2hr
327: The Favorite
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Favorite, the story of a guy writing a script immediately after getting a traumatic brain injury and nobody having the heart to tell him to maybe give it two months and try again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check ou...
2hr Nov 23, 2021
2hr
326: Hoovey
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of Hoovey, the story of careless parents endangering their child for no discernable reason, and then selling that negligence as a feel good story. --- Learn all about Vulgarity for Charity here: https://scathingatheist.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon:...
1hr 51m Nov 16, 2021
1hr 51m
325: Newsboys Under the Bigtop
This week, Anna joins us for an atheist review of Newsboys: Under the Bigtop, the story of a bunch of Christian music artists trying to guess what an acid trip is like. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathi...
1hr 35m Nov 09, 2021
1hr 35m
324: Finding Jesus
This week, Michael Marshall joins the guys for an atheist review of Finding Jesus, the story of stagnant fish with frozen expressions say increasingly disturbing Jesus words at you until the credits. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https...
1hr 38m Nov 02, 2021
1hr 38m