ScathingAtheist 138: That's His Name Edition
In this week's episode, Oklahoma residents will no longer know whose name they can and can't use in vain; we learn that the folks at the WBC have never even heard of a turkey helmet; and Nick Morgan-Moore will be here to fill my inbox with angry emails for the next couple of weeks at least.
1hr Oct 08, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 137: We are the Papal Edition
In this week's episode, the pope will make a retarted baby still retarded; Pastor Manning and Fat Guy in a Red Hat both get a richly deserved public shaming; and we once more humorously register our displeasure with Chicago style pizza.
1hr Oct 01, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 136: Hepa Titus Edition
In this week's episode, Kim Davis remains a horrible person; humans continue to procreate despite the existence of rainbow colored corn chips; and Lucinda joins us to learn that there's no amount of brevity that can keep a book of the bible from sucking.
1hr Sep 24, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 135: A Better Life Edition
In this week's episode, Heath and Noah try their best to keep the fantasy football crap to a minimum, Jade Helm 15 ends after finally securing the Louisiana Purchase, and Chris Johnson joins us to discuss his film, A Better Life, which seeks to answer the question of how a life can be meaningful if it isn't subjected to the whims of an omnipotent, vengeful bully with a torture chamber.
1hr Sep 17, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 134: Story of God Edition
In this week's episode, we'll try to figure out why they would name the city "More Head" if they didn't want gay guys there; an ex-girlfriend tells Heath he should probably get tested for spirituality; and author and screenwriter Chris Matheson joins us to point out that the bible just might not be the perfect word of god after all.
1hr Sep 10, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 133: Life After God Edition
In this week's episode, Lucinda does this week in misogyny and the New Testament equivalent, rednecks in Louisiana discover a rare species of local jew during a vigilante cryptography patrol, and former pastor Ryan Bell from the Life After God podcast joins us to tell us if he misses pasting.
1hr Sep 03, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 132: Guerrilla Skeptics on Wikipedia Edition
On this week's episode, we'll double dip in the anal p-robing; Evangelicals are once more foiled by Satanic kryptonite; and Susan Gerbic of the Guerrilla Skepticism on Wikipedia project will join us for a tricky wiki quickie.
1hr Aug 27, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 131: Thermodynamic Edition
In this week's episode, we'll show you on the doll where his noodly appendage touched us; Jade Helm 15 operatives will secretly purchase the Louisiana territory from France again, and we'll learn that there's a right and wrong way to f*** a bagel.
1hr Aug 20, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 130: Thessalone Ranger Edition
In this week's episode, a Texas appeals court considers whether marriage constitutes cruel and unusual punishment; Louie Gohmert invokes Lord of the Flies to prove that gay marriage is unrealistic; and Lucinda will join us to wonder why the hell we're still reading epistles.
1hr Aug 13, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 129: Facilitated Edition
In this week's episode, we'll discuss Kentucky Fried Kapparot; we learn that god never intended "sex with tractors" to involve homosexuals, and we'll finally get around to talking trash about Zoroastrainism.
1hr Aug 06, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 128: Spittoon Full of Fetuses Edition
In this week's episode, the Boy Scouts of America will become nominally less bigoted; Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance Podcast join us to consider how the Iroquois would've run planned parenthood; and Thomas from Thomas and the Bible will be stop in to badmouth his co-star.
1hr Jul 30, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 127: Drawing a Blankenagel Edition
In this week's episode, we'll basically read the same letter from Paul for the sixth and seventh time; Joshua Feuerstein will deliver a meaningless rant with Carrie Fisher on a chain just off screen; and Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast will be back to conclude the Joseph Smith story in more ways than one.
1hr Jul 23, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 126: Fill in the Blankenagel Edition
In this week's episode we'll throw down the gauntlet on fat guy in a red hat with an equipment upgrade; the Pope will let us know that Catholic god is voting for Bernie Sanders this time around; and Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast will be here to tell us what's going on underneath the magic underwear.
1hr Jul 16, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 125: Ray the Gay Away Edition
In this week's episode, our podcast is decriminalized in Iceland, we learn that Si Robertson has the exact same resume as Elmer Fudd, and Eli joins us to review "Audacity", a Ray Comfort video about people watching Ray Comfort videos.
1hr Jul 09, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 124: Putting the Gay in Galatians Edition
In this week's episode, despite promises from the pulpit, Christianity continues to exist post-marriage equality; Clarence Thomas assures us that American slavery was dignified and humane; and Lucinda joins us to regret thinking that the epistles couldn't get more boring after Corinthians.
1hr Jul 02, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 123: Monster on Sunday Edition
In this week's episode; the infallible guy gets something right for a change, we manage to get a half-dozen appearances from Heath despite him not physically being here this week, and Steve and Tally of Monster on Sunday join us so that we can find out if atheist albums have pro-Jesus messages when you play the songs backwards.
1hr Jun 25, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 122: C Me Dance Edition
In this week's episode, gay people will continue to exist, just to piss Christians off; we learn that you can turn yourself gay by staring at your penis too long, but it doesn't work for everybody; and Eli Bosnick will join us to review yet another film in the "magical cancerous ballerina versus the devil" genre.
1hr Jun 18, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 121: Epistlin' Dixie Edition
In this week's episode, Abercrombie and Fitch will try to outwit the Supreme Court with a line of ass length burqas; ISIS leaders suspect Mossad was behind the circumcised spy-pigeons; and we'll learn that Americans are great at soccer as long as they don't have penises.
1hr Jun 11, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 120: Happy Slavery Edition
In this week's episode, Heath and Noah will pretend the Muslims are after them too, if there's ten million bucks in it; we'll investigate the "corrective side" of rape; and David Michael of My Book of Mormon gives us his pick for the wackiest moment in the whole damn book.
1hr Jun 04, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 119: Stump the Atheist Edition
In this week's episode, we'll dig into the Duggar family, but not the way Josh did; we'll learn that with just one squirt of kosher lube, you can have eight crazy nights of butt play; and Tracie Harris will join us to see if we can still pull off "intellectual" after all that stuff.
1hr May 28, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 118: Roman Helmet Edition
In this week's episode the slow and inevitable death of the Christian majority in America will be laid plain before us; the Saudi Arabian job report shows good growth in the decapitation sector; and the bible finally gets around to condemning lesbians.
1hr May 21, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 117: My Chemical Bromance Edition
In this week's episode CNN pretends that coded biblical cancer cures are inherently less plausible than a Mike Huckabee presidency, we learn that Satan has a lot of black friends so he can use that word, and Professor Stephen from Atheists on Air teaches Noah how to go Smurf himself.
1hr May 14, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 116: Sexually Transmitted Edition
In this week's episode, Jesus won't return for the 103,083rd week in a row, abstinence prevents an STD outbreak among unattractive high school students, and we'll learn that when you Nebraska stupid question, you get a stupid answer.
1hr May 07, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 115: Taking it in the Acts Edition
In this week's episode, a pro-Israel group will hate Jews vicariously through the Muslims; a dildo store probably won't open in Mecca, but we'll talk about it anyway; and Lucinda will join us in wondering why this book didn't end when Jesus died.
1hr Apr 30, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 114: International Guerillas Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn what James Dobson thinks bisexual means, Dominique Strauss-Kahn gets passed over for a French ambassador job, and Eli Bosnick joins us in learning that there's always a worse movie.
1hr Apr 23, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 113: Gay Bomb Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn how to squat like a Muslim, the Bar Room Atheists will learn to stop worrying and love the gay bomb, and the Atheist Avengers will join us for their take on the cape versus no cape controversy.
1hr Apr 16, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 112: Trip to the John Edition
In this week's episode Pat Robertson will invoke Chick-Fil-A to remind us he only eats Christian cock; fearing integration, Klingenschmitt takes a gay derivative; and Lucinda will join us to learn why they named toilets and prostitute clientele after the same gospel.
1hr Apr 09, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 111: Sixth of the Devil Edition
In this week's episode, Islam will cede their claim to the holy land now that the state of Arizona has weighed in, Bill Cosby will consider donating ticket revenue to abused women quick while it's still a tax write off, and we'll invite an extra helping of angry email.
1hr Apr 02, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 110: Do You Believe Edition
In this week's episode, Phil Robertson will fantasize about handling atheist penises, the gays will take marriage right out of the Christian's cold dead hands, and Eli Bosnick will join us in asking why we keep paying to get insulted as we review Do You Believe; the new film from the writing team that puked God's Not Dead into being.
1hr Mar 26, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 109: This Lukes Familiar Edition
In this week's episode, Ken Ham will tell us who would win if Jesus fought an asteroid, we'll learn that CNN replacing Larry King with Piers Morgan didn't count as the first penis transplant, and Lucinda will join us for another damnable gospel.
1hr Mar 19, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 108: Down Underage Edition
In this week's episode, we'll glance askance at a stance advanced in France, Jesus will appear in a fajita skillet to blind a healed person, and we'll convene an international panel of dick joke enthusiasts.
1hr Mar 12, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 107: Podcast Award Nominated Edition
In this week's episode, we'll tell you how to vote for us in the People's Choice Podcast Awards, we'll tell you why to vote for us in the People's Choice Podcast Awards, we'll tell you when to vote for us in the People's Choice Podcast Awards, and we'll also makes jokes about god's scrotum.
1hr Mar 05, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 106: They Said There'd be no Matthew Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn that despite the monologues, vaginas don't actually have vocal cords; we'll learn that Heath would still rather drink Pastor Manning's coffee than Bill Cosby's; and Lucinda will join us to learn that Matthew's Jesus was way more magical than Mark's.
1hr Feb 26, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 105: Fireproof Edition
In this week's episode we learn that either god is real or there's a giant ball of plasma at the center of our solar system, Jesus gets whipped at the box office by some domanatrices, and Eli will join us with some Christian marital advice.
1hr Feb 19, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 104: Yeti to be Determined Edition
In this week's episode we'll reference a Joe Barton bit in the intro that we ended up cutting in post, hentai porn will be a strangely pivotal role in a child molestation case down under, and we'll learn that if you're a kid, you don't even have to talk trash about the pope's mom for him to smack you.
1hr Feb 12, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 103: Raiders of the Lost Mark Edition
In this week's episode, we'll beg you shamelessly to nominate us for a podcast award, Justin Bieber will cut his boobs off, and Lucinda will join us to learn that despite the name, this Testament is pretty old, too.
1hr Feb 05, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 102: Dogma Debate Edition
In this episode, we'll pit two homophobic Oklahoma lawmakers in a cage and see which one reigns supreme, we'll nearly make it through those minor prophet poems, and David Smalley from Dogma Debate Radio will join us for a safe for work island amid a NSFW ocean.
1hr Jan 29, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 101: Pope's Mama Jokes Edition
In this week's episode, we'll meet an Ohio inmate who finally found a way to make the bible bearable, Boba Fett will plan a raid on a middle school girl's room in Kentucky, and Andy Wilson from the InKredulous podcast joins us to make the show sound all British and sophisticated.
1hr Jan 22, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 100: Je Suis Charlie Edition
In this week's episode, we honor the satirists that died in the Charlie Hebdo massacre with exactly the kind of memorial we figure a satirist would want.
1hr Jan 15, 2015
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Scathing Atheist 99: New is the New Old Edition
In this week's episode, Saudi Arabia will make Catholicism look a little better by comparison, we'll find out if Christianity comes with a money back guarantee, and a spurned lover with some condoms, lotion, and a dead granny fetish will gift wrap a 30 seconds on the clock segment for us.
1hr Jan 08, 2015
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Scathing Atheist 98: Inacupuncture Edition
In this episode we'll learn why Argentinians always buy their silver bullets in packs of seven, Michele Bachman will finally reveal what the hell happened to the other L in her first name, and we'll take a moment in remembrance of all the lives lost in the War on Christmas.
1hr Jan 01, 2015
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Scathing Atheist 97: Happy Birthday Jesus Edition
In this week's episode, the A and E Network will buy hookers for a priest, we'll try to pry the Christ out of Christmas, and we'll finally reach the end of the Old Testament, only to find that our savior is in another castle.
1hr Dec 25, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 96: Bar Room Atheist Edition
In this week's episode, the Mormons will get their magic underwear twisted over a statue, Ann Coulter will hit good taste in the head with a brick and Bill and Suzy from Bar Room Atheists will join us to pre-congratulate Noah on his pending Fantasy Football Championsihip victory.
1hr Dec 18, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 95: Tautological Edition
On this week's episode, we'll be unhappy, insane, and destined for an early grave, we'll anger the gods of the fire mountain, and the Vatican will be shocked ... SHOCKED... to learn that gambling is going on here.
1hr Dec 11, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 94: Reakes of Semen Edition
In this week's episode Adam Reakes from the Herd Mentality podcast will join us to talk about a pastor whose fascination with sperm blew up in his face, we'll learn that both McDonalds and church can get worse, and Lucinda will join us as the Bible finally jumps the great fish.
1hr Dec 04, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 93: Saving Christmas Edition
In this week's episode all the people who said Texas couldn't get dumber will sure have egg on their faces, Lucinda will join us to talk about biblical penis wars, and Eli Bosnick will join us to stare at Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas with the kind of grotesque fascination one usually reserves for fatal lawn mower accidents.
1hr Nov 27, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 92: Ask a Stupid Question Edition
On this week's episode we'll wonder what a non-transitional fossil would look like, we'll consider the irony of a tetanus anti-vaxer being silenced by lockjaw and Bryan Fischer will explain why them injuns had it comin'
1hr Nov 20, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 91: Hosea Before Brosea Edition
In this week's episode, we learn the best way to not drink bleach, we'll wonder why there aren't any bukkake slapstick scenes, and Lucinda will join us in learning that four little books of the bible can easily suck as much as one big one.
1hr Nov 13, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 90: Help, Help, I'm Being Oppressed Edition
On this week's episode we'll bask in the glorious absence of campaign ads, Phil Robertson will pee standing up and Eli Bosnick will join us to discuss one hundred of the most bafflingly stupid minutes in the history of film.
1hr Nov 06, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 89: A Chaplain a Day Edition
On this week's episode we'll offer an alibi for the night that ten commandments monument in Oklahoma got run over, we'll call the jury back for the verdict on science, and atheist chaplain John Figdor will join us to begrudgingly admit that when it comes to atheist Chaplains, nobody beats Charlie.
1hr Oct 30, 2014
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