ScathingAtheist 101: Pope's Mama Jokes Edition
In this week's episode, we'll meet an Ohio inmate who finally found a way to make the bible bearable, Boba Fett will plan a raid on a middle school girl's room in Kentucky, and Andy Wilson from the InKredulous podcast joins us to make the show sound all British and sophisticated.
1hr Jan 22, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 100: Je Suis Charlie Edition
In this week's episode, we honor the satirists that died in the Charlie Hebdo massacre with exactly the kind of memorial we figure a satirist would want.
1hr Jan 15, 2015
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Scathing Atheist 99: New is the New Old Edition
In this week's episode, Saudi Arabia will make Catholicism look a little better by comparison, we'll find out if Christianity comes with a money back guarantee, and a spurned lover with some condoms, lotion, and a dead granny fetish will gift wrap a 30 seconds on the clock segment for us.
1hr Jan 08, 2015
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Scathing Atheist 98: Inacupuncture Edition
In this episode we'll learn why Argentinians always buy their silver bullets in packs of seven, Michele Bachman will finally reveal what the hell happened to the other L in her first name, and we'll take a moment in remembrance of all the lives lost in the War on Christmas.
1hr Jan 01, 2015
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Scathing Atheist 97: Happy Birthday Jesus Edition
In this week's episode, the A and E Network will buy hookers for a priest, we'll try to pry the Christ out of Christmas, and we'll finally reach the end of the Old Testament, only to find that our savior is in another castle.
1hr Dec 25, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 96: Bar Room Atheist Edition
In this week's episode, the Mormons will get their magic underwear twisted over a statue, Ann Coulter will hit good taste in the head with a brick and Bill and Suzy from Bar Room Atheists will join us to pre-congratulate Noah on his pending Fantasy Football Championsihip victory.
1hr Dec 18, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 95: Tautological Edition
On this week's episode, we'll be unhappy, insane, and destined for an early grave, we'll anger the gods of the fire mountain, and the Vatican will be shocked ... SHOCKED... to learn that gambling is going on here.
1hr Dec 11, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 94: Reakes of Semen Edition
In this week's episode Adam Reakes from the Herd Mentality podcast will join us to talk about a pastor whose fascination with sperm blew up in his face, we'll learn that both McDonalds and church can get worse, and Lucinda will join us as the Bible finally jumps the great fish.
1hr Dec 04, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 93: Saving Christmas Edition
In this week's episode all the people who said Texas couldn't get dumber will sure have egg on their faces, Lucinda will join us to talk about biblical penis wars, and Eli Bosnick will join us to stare at Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas with the kind of grotesque fascination one usually reserves for fatal lawn mower accidents.
1hr Nov 27, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 92: Ask a Stupid Question Edition
On this week's episode we'll wonder what a non-transitional fossil would look like, we'll consider the irony of a tetanus anti-vaxer being silenced by lockjaw and Bryan Fischer will explain why them injuns had it comin'
1hr Nov 20, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 91: Hosea Before Brosea Edition
In this week's episode, we learn the best way to not drink bleach, we'll wonder why there aren't any bukkake slapstick scenes, and Lucinda will join us in learning that four little books of the bible can easily suck as much as one big one.
1hr Nov 13, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 90: Help, Help, I'm Being Oppressed Edition
On this week's episode we'll bask in the glorious absence of campaign ads, Phil Robertson will pee standing up and Eli Bosnick will join us to discuss one hundred of the most bafflingly stupid minutes in the history of film.
1hr Nov 06, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 89: A Chaplain a Day Edition
On this week's episode we'll offer an alibi for the night that ten commandments monument in Oklahoma got run over, we'll call the jury back for the verdict on science, and atheist chaplain John Figdor will join us to begrudgingly admit that when it comes to atheist Chaplains, nobody beats Charlie.
1hr Oct 30, 2014
1hr
Scathing Atheist 88: Oh Danny Boy Edition
On this week's episode, we wonder who Houston radios when they have a problem, we'll meet literature's lamest dragon, and Lucinda will join us to inch ever closer to the Jesus parts of the bible.
1hr Oct 23, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 87: Dixie Highway Edition
In this week's episode the horrible reality that he's agreed to move to a crappy little town in South Georgia starts to set it on Heath, so much that you can hear his tenuous grip on sanity slipping even before he starts the drive.And we make dick jokes.
1hr Oct 16, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 86: Biblical Buttsex Edition
In this week's episode, Steve Wells joins us to discuss his new book "Strange Flesh: The Bible and Homosexuality," we'll make the kind of abortion jokes you'll wish you could unhear, and Eli Bosnick joins us to discuss one of the thirty worst films in Nicolas Cage's filmography.
1hr Oct 09, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 85: Donkey Members Only Edition
In this week's episode we'll slander pigs, we'll say the F word almost as often as we say "fuck" and Lucinda will join us to learn that Ezekiel is only there to make all the other books of the bible look sane.
1hr Oct 02, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 84: Alliterative Edition
In this week's episode Noah will devote an inordinate amount of his life making fun of the bible in rhyme, we'll learn which crayon works best for Satan's scrotum and we'll make Heath kind of wish his grandma didn't listen to this show.
1hr Sep 25, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 83: Kalam Down Edition
In this week's episode author Steve Wells joins us to discuss the disturbing lack of unused margin amongst atheist bible readers, Bryan Fischer and Rick Santorum will say words again and we'll close with the theme music and maybe a little outtake or something.
1hr Sep 18, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 82: Lamentable Edition
In this week's episode we say f*ck more often than we have in any two previous episodes, we learn that Phil Robertson is actually Bizarro Dumbledore and Kevin Sorbo will teach us his new Pontius Pilates ab work out.
1hr Sep 11, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 81: Frothy Mix of Lube Edition
In this week's episode we'll get distracted with this whole podcast thing when we should be making last minute roster adjustments, we'll learn that we were working a lot harder than we had to to get kicked out of that city council meeting in Florida and we'll chat with Thomas Smith from Atheistically Speaking about being completely ungoogleable.
1hr Sep 04, 2014
1hr
Scathing Atheist 80: Parenting Without God Edition
In this week's episode, Mark Driscoll will be defeated by the crappy James Bond, we'll make poop jokes, and Dan Arel will join us to discuss a few of the non-pedophile reasons to keep your kids away from churches.
1hr Aug 28, 2014
1hr
Scathing Atheist 79: Bullfrog Edition
In this week's episode an Austrian boobicurean fingers a porn star then rolls over on her, Heath and Noah will get disfellowshipped and we learn that Jeremiah always had some might fine roofie wine.
1hr Aug 21, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 78: Star Studded Edition
In this week's episode, Dave Muscato joins us to discuss Jesus fish versus Darwin Sharknados on Atheist TV, a florida man will roll over in his coffin when the pastor pushes him out of the church mid-funeral for being gay and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance drop by to talk dog sex.
1hr Aug 14, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 77: Herd it Here First Edition
In this week's episode we'll discover that god never learned to drive a stick, a Louisiana archdiocese will play Three Pedophile Monte, gays will screw up Christian orphan hoarding for everyone and Adam Reakes from the Herd Mentality Podcast will join us to be Australian.
1hr Aug 07, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 76: Isaiah Tomato Edition
In this week's episode, two more brisses will go viral on the Jew-Tubes, the FFRF will use its one initial advantage to defeat the IRS and we'll note that TVs most famous quack doctor is named after a fictional wizard-impostor.
1hr Jul 31, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 75: Manual for Creating Atheists Edition
In this week's episode Peter Boghossian will join us to create atheists the non-sexual way, Eli Bosnick joins us to pan for wisdom in the Bible and Ken Ham sentences space-aliens to eternal torment in hell.
1hr Jul 24, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 74: Unholy Book Club Edition
In this week's episode Liberty University makes god-particle physics a prerequisite for med students, we'll talk dirty to you and Thomas from Thomas and the Bible, Paul from Quranify Me and David from My Book of Mormon will join us to help spark a holy war.
1hr Jul 17, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 73: Bible After Dark Edition
In this week's episode, an Alabama church's inbreeder reactor will reach critical mass, we'll get to the part of the bible your grandma masturbates to and we'll learn what role gay shoes played in this year's World Cup.
1hr Jul 10, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 72: Rash on my SCOTUS Edition
In this week's episode Jake Farr-Wharton will join us to give the show an air of international allure, we'll learn that Nigerian murderers can now plead "atheist" and the Supreme Court will get Noah so pissed you can almost hear his heart rate.
1hr Jul 03, 2014
1hr
Scathing Atheist 71: Too Many Ms in Mormon Edition
In this week's episode, we'll ask what the f*ck Baha'i is, we'll learn yet another reason to never visit Kenya, we'll throw a couple of new skit concepts against the wall to see if they stick and David from the My Book of Mormon podcast will join us to figure out who's reading the crappier holy book.
1hr Jun 26, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 70: I Fincke Therefore I Am Edition
In this week's episode we'll discuss the Spanish SIDS festival, the Supreme Court will get one right for a change, blogger and philosophy professor Dan Fincke will join us to make us better at not believing in god and Lucinda will join us for the Holy Babble and learn that even the best parts of the bible make Archie Bunker look like a feminist.
1hr Jun 19, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 69: Numbers Having Oral Sex Edition
In this week's episode, the FFRF will make Iowa sit in the corner and stare at the wall for the rest of the period, Catholics will rape kids and act like it's no big deal again and India still refuses to get down with the Sikhness.
30m Jun 12, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 68: Delusions are for Real Edition
In this week's episode we'll wonder why they're selling Easter candy in Malaysia, we'll learn that Hitler isn't quite as bad when you compare him to God, and Eli Bosnick will join us to talk about that guy who used to host Later with Greg Kinnear.
30m Jun 05, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 67: Proverbial Edition
In this week's episode, redneck pastors getting bit by snakes gets so common we don't even report it in the headlines any more, God will punish Noah for that abortion he had and Lucinda will join us to discuss Proverbs in this week's Pope-rah's Book Club.
30m May 29, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 66: Schrodinger's Vagina Edition
In this week's episode Sudan will kill a hostage in response to draw Muhammad Day, we'll learn the dil-dos and dil-don'ts of life in rural south Georgia and we'll shamelessly beg for money but we'll be totally cool about it when 97.9 percent of the people listening don't give us any.
30m May 22, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 65: High Brow Fart Joke Edition
In this week's episode, we'll discuss Noah's rash, a Tennessee college will stand up for cousin-f*cking and Cash from Atheists On Air will join us for a ReasonCon-versation.
30m May 15, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 64: Face Psalm Edition
In this week's episode California students will deny the holocaust and present actual Jews as evidence, we'll knock out a whole episode in less time than it takes for an Oklahoman felon to die from a lethal injection and theologians will continue to be stumped by issues surrounding pre-op tranny weddings.
30m May 08, 2014
30m
Scathing Atheist 63: Radiocarbon Dating Edition
In this week's episode we'll visit the land of milk and honey dipping, South Carolina will volunteer to be stupider and a bunch of Christians will protest gay marriage by refusing to swallow.
30m May 01, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 62: Quranal Retentive Edition
In this week's episode an Oregon couple's only begotten child will die for their sins, the world will end in a fiery catastrophe and Paul from Quranify Me will stop by to help us earn that much deserved fatwa.
30m Apr 24, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 61: Ask an Atheist Day Edition
In this week's episode we'll be burdened by Job, the Pope will accept his apology for all the kiddy-diddling on our behalf and Christians find a way to repurpose the hamentaschen vagina cookie.
30m Apr 17, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 60: Sixty Seconds on the Clock Edition
In this week's episode a Polish priest will discover the Lego brick road to atheism, we'll discuss Heath's balls and we'll learn that god hates gay corporations, too.
30m Apr 10, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 59: God Isn't Not Undead Edition
In this week's episode; studies show that you don't have the right to your wrong opinion, we'll declare some crusty old South Carolina state senator our show's official fossil and Eli Bosnick will join us to beat "God's Not Dead" to death.
30m Apr 03, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 58: Child Mol-Esther Edition
In this week's episode, Hobby Lobby upgrades their health plan to cover opium tonics, leeches and hysterectomies, we promise to give you this candy bar if you get in the van and we learn that Latina lesbians that like to get stoned are perfect for Heath.
30m Mar 27, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 57: Funked Up Interview Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn that buildings blowing up north of 110th street in Manhattan don't count as terrorism, we'll find a Jewish holiday that doesn't suck and Noah will f*ck up the George Hrab interview.
30m Mar 20, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 56: Epic Beard Edition
In this week's episode a Kenyan pastor will half-a$$ the nudist church concept, we'll step right up and learn about the most unbelievable, inconceivable, incredible, inedible, stupendous and tremendous tonic this side of the Mississippi and Mark Nebo will join us to demonstrate the difference between a beard ride and a mustache ride.
30m Mar 13, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 55: Double Duty Edition
In this week's episode, the pedophile isn't Catholic (just kidding, he is), we'll hit you up for money at the end of the show and conception has been moved back once again.  It was orgasm, then third pump (if applicable) and is now retroactive at the time of puberty.
30m Mar 06, 2014
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Scathing Atheist 54: Biblical Superhero Edition
In this week's episode we kick the mortal sh*t out of last week's episode; we learn that driveby baptizers hold their Super-Soakers sideways, gangsta style; Malaysia does something stupid even for a country that arrests coconuts; and gays will burn in hell.
30m Feb 27, 2014
30m
Scathing Atheist 53: Procreation Edition
In this week's episode we describe several headlines in bullet point format, we get all the way through a headline about snake handlers with no masturbation jokes and Jay Novella of the Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to offer some non-culinary advice for atheist parents.
30m Feb 20, 2014
30m
Scathing Atheist 52: Hopelessly Romantic Edition
In this week's episode, Tel Aviv archaeologists date camels, we'll p*ss off Chinese midgets and Lucinda will join us in learning that Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a better sequel than 2 Chronicles.
30m Feb 13, 2014
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