God Emperor Soros
The Gang goes on a game show about Australia to win a trip to the Andes!!!
21m Apr 08, 2019
21m
The Will of Tom
The Apocal-Cast gets Apocal-Canceled because Tom's dick is too big.
45m Apr 03, 2019
45m
Not for long f%$#@!
figure it our shit head
35m Dec 24, 2018
35m
GRARRRRGGU
59m Nov 18, 2018
59m
KICK IT!
Kick the tires and light a bunch of shit on fire
59m Nov 06, 2018
59m
CONTEMPT! (Halloween Coup Special)
spoooooooooooooooooooookkkkeeeeeyyyyyy!!
59m Nov 06, 2018
59m
THE NIGHTSHADE BATTALION(The Secrets of the Moon!)
Bad News! Deep State Drunkards Anonymous. The mysterious caller. We save a young lad's tender life. Flying ointment. Nightshade battalion. Wifi is ghosts. A cat for a mom a dog for a dad. Astrology. The Sick Fucking Pervert Bastard Constellation. On Air Read. Tom Birth Plus One Month. Buzz has a terrible secret. Tom is in your schools. KILL DATE. Jad and Patrick beg not to be the fire boy. Soph...
59m Sep 19, 2018
59m
HE BECAME GEORGE SOROS!
Dear Fuckswine it's me Johnny B-Roll - Peeping Toms - The Pyramids weren't that hard to build. Seasoned and moistened New Yorkers - Thursday is the new Saturday. HE BECAME GEORGE SOROS!
59m Sep 12, 2018
59m
U.S.S. WEASEL
Our Friend Ship Sinks - Sophie takes command with a bold maneuver! RATSQUID?
58m Sep 11, 2018
58m
The Ancient Rights (Organization of Pretentious Cartographers)
Jad and Sara heat up a piece of metal with the letters "OPC" on it and scalds Pats balls so as to leave a mark. We here at the Apocal-Cast don't make the rules we just enforce them. Tom's hates short people. How democracy was restored. "The Committee to Build a Giant Fucking Triangle, Except in Three Dimensions." Squid! Jad pleads guilty to squid crime.
59m Sep 11, 2018
59m
Schumer vs. Big Milk
Got milk you pieces of shit?
59m Sep 11, 2018
59m
Staten Denyland
Pat Returns from Staten Island, much cooler. Senator Roll objects to farts. Sewer Boy becomes Sewer man. Tom Tenny fakes his farts- The mysterious shoe - Sara Steele tells the story of what she saw while covering the Paul manafort trial.
59m Sep 11, 2018
59m
Tom is a Good Man
59m May 07, 2018
59m
Dos Apocalsongz! (Framed!)
The Framers.
59m May 01, 2018
59m
The Cuckolding and Sharia Act of 2004 (Sad Angry Jad)
Black Dress and Bells, show us your bitcoin. Fuck the Beatles! Sara will fuck your brain. Andrew is a lawyer. Peter from "What Would Save the World?" Shows up. Shitcoin! "Mr. Roll goes to Washington!" 45 minutes of debate on the Cuckolding and Sharia Act of 2004. CURTAILED!
59m May 01, 2018
59m
VERMIN! (Functional Girth)
Our sponsor Michael Cohen Attorney at Law will take the hit and teach you how to love. Jad is a healer. Dead Weight. Sphere cucked! Patrick takes a heroic stand in favor of Nordic Tuba Music. Popavich lays down the law. SOROS! Northwest Al ewwwww gross! Kimono Dragons. Erika complains about the scum. We release raccoons to deal with the squirrel problem, but end up having to release boa constri...
59m May 01, 2018
59m
Pipes?
PIPES?
59m Apr 07, 2018
59m
Johnny B-Roll Faces His Destiny
59m Mar 14, 2018
59m
Too Drunk to Apocal-Cast(Tom Tenny's Dick)
Emily is dead, midwest all is dead. Tom Tenny's dick shall consume us all. Patrick tries and fails to perform music after the death of co-host Sara Steele. Alien technology. An Apocal-Retrospective.
1hr 37m Mar 11, 2018
1hr 37m
The Worst Episode of All Time By Far!
The Beatles were lazy so was Shakespeare! The Diary of Sargent Major Cabbage! Parkland According to MAGA-Bots. Post-Apocalypse skillz. Fondue madness! Hopefully AI will outlive us!
59m Mar 11, 2018
59m
Kill Traitors! Eat Pussy! (Valentines Arterial Spray)
Jad pooped the visage of Christ. White Castle is for Pot-heads. Kristen is allergic to Ernest Love. Karaoke of famous love songs with new lyrics!
59m Mar 11, 2018
59m
Leave the Square World Behind and Blast Off to Kicksville (The Majestic Cockroach)
Kristen takes on the Majestic Cockroach. Eduardo was killed by undulations. Heroin is a preservative. Leave the square world behind and blast off to kicksville! Wine-Core death freaks. Sonic Youth was never young!
59m Mar 11, 2018
59m
Quantum Yolks(Existential Crisis)
Jad can't sing, Jad compares Patrick to president Trump Judge Joe Brown is after us. Andrew fears spiders. St Patricks day overdose. Patrick is a violent drunk but even more violent when he's sober. Caffeine is a great drug! Jad's brain disorder confusion is getting much worse. The testicles can be absorbed. Quantum Yolks. Radio Free Brooklyn is a totalitarian regime. French new wave cinema is ...
59m Feb 02, 2018
59m
Took Takes Over(Solidarity Forever)
Solidarity forever(Pat and Kristen hear the same song two days later at a party) "Memoirs of a sexy Jesus," Feminism. Free Market Tom Tenney. Took from RFB's own "What Would Save the World" gives us advice from a conservative woman.
59m Feb 02, 2018
59m
The Pickle-Backal-Cast
59m Jan 25, 2018
59m
Love is Dancing...
Everyone in Japan has been replaced by robots with giant metal hands! Shakespeare was a fucking hack who didn't even have to write intro songs for his plays. Pentameter to the rescue! Corpse fucking! 72 old Virgins. Hell is full of cops. Moses sent Mohammed back up the mountain for tablets. Those who mocked the Apocal-Cast shall know the copper taste of death. Hiccups.
59m Jan 25, 2018
59m
The Snowpocal-Cast 2: Eccentric Struggaloo
Pat is accused by Tom of flipping an object over. Sara Steele is a bad person, so is Kristen Gwynne. It's the mother-fucking bomb cyclone people. Lena Dunham Still Kills people. The Last Jedi is Star Wars for the treason generation.
59m Jan 25, 2018
59m
The Return of Johnny B-Roll
Johnny B-Roll has returned but is now racist. Corpse fucking isn't that big a deal. Kristen can't even fuck a dead body without men stealing the idea. When Patrick dies his children will be forced to eat his corpse. Kristen reads the news.
1hr 20m Jan 01, 2018
1hr 20m
The Last Temptation of Lena Dunham
Our Friend Pati of RFB's Loca Vibes Radio joins us for a fun discussion. Our friend Rafah calls in to discuss the death sentence that Lena Dunham has imposed on him.
59m Jan 01, 2018
59m
The Great Coal Harvest!
The country has darn gone to hell! Bedtime stories of the great coal harvest. We are way better than Dylan. Making decisions for models. The Apocal-cast is great! Roy Moore is only a pedophile because he believes sleeping with teenagers powers the sun. The miracle of the bus driver who didn't kill a guy. Patrick is a hero who saved an old man!
59m Jan 01, 2018
59m
The Xmas and Friendship Extremely Special Musical Episode
Sara and Patrick reflect on over a decade with the Filthy Maudlins at the forefront rock and roll, driving human creativity for the rest of the species. Yet another incident of cameras being shoved into Sara's esophagus and Patrick vomiting in pain while picking her up at the hospital. Patrick will kill you in Player Unknown's Battlegrounds! How to win by fighting dirty in real life! People are...
59m Jan 01, 2018
59m
Revenge of the Apocal-cast Trilogy Part three: Where is Johnny B Roll?
59m Oct 03, 2017
59m
Revenge of the Apocal-cast Trilogy Part Two: Do Putin Bots Dream of Electric Treason?
59m Oct 03, 2017
59m
Revenge of the Apocal-cast Trilogy Part one: Death of an Apocal-Cast
59m Oct 03, 2017
59m
Wanderu
You were fucking me over form the start. Conservative media gets a comeuppance. Sara is amazing at recognizing Opera, straddling the line between steeze and expertise. The apical-cast was on TV yet again. Tales of revenge on Nazi scum. Whose ancestors are more imbred Patrick, Jad or Sara. The predictal-cast of Pat’s American birth. Jad’s steeze, protecting Old Glory from the cops. Fuck of Trait...
59m Jul 10, 2017
59m
Barakalclyse
Violet and Midwest Al prepare to give birth to the future avenger of America. Even since Jad was a child his family said "no quarter to traitors." More tales of horror from Irish Catholic French School. Good lookin Brazillians, The Tale of the Zuck. The Genius of the Skunk! Crazy tales of ISIS, Wacky Adventures. Oh JESUS THE NIBBLING! Pence will ban tampons on airplanes. Becoming Northwest Al! ...
59m Jul 10, 2017
59m
Mayday!
We welcome our glorious guest with a sacrifice and an Apocal-song in which we denounce our previous guests. Snuggling and Smuggling. Track Suits. Which Country Has the Stupidest Uniforms? Fun opium related twitter mishaps. How dare Violet use her pregnancy to dodge the Apocal-Cast?, Lady Gaga comes by, Giant bricks of hash. Horrifying memories of childhood shopping. Horrible memories of public ...
59m Jun 25, 2017
59m
Puke into the Mic
We discuss the Tom on Earth and the Tom in Space and how long it will take for the government to kill him. Jad laments the ionosphere. Patrick discusses the similarities between himself and fellow migraine sufferer Joan of Arc. Patrick proceeds to vomit horribly on air!
59m Jun 18, 2017
59m
Covfefe (w special guest Captain Danny Rare Earth Metals)
"The Ballad of Covfefe" The Martyr of RFB, we discuss the history of comets and tapestries, we sing a song for Jad's birthday and present him with a historical gift. The return of Beverly Crusher, Pat is banned from Tibet, Sulome Danny and Jad discuss shitting in war zones. Listener mail. The Coal Song! We Apocal-gize!
58m Jun 02, 2017
58m
The Betrayal-Cast (aka Manchester)
The 30th Apocal-Song, We are joined by Mancunians Heather and Jakira. Patrick decries the betrayal of his co-hosts. Tales of White Castle fame. Horrible stories of cow birth. Nice things about Manchester. Stories of the Queen during WW2
59m May 26, 2017
59m
He is Risen! (Staring Stevie Blatz)
Children’s Entertainer Extraordinaire Stevie Blatz drops by to discuss the horror of his life and the joy of his work. We audition to be the godfather of Apocalclyse by doing impressions of Marlon Brando. Danny plans drone birth videos. Girl problems. The cruel stereotypes against the clown community, Tales of Insane Clown Posse, Stevie's voyage to the White House egg roll, Stevie thought he wa...
59m May 17, 2017
59m
Trump-Care
the apocal-cast will sign your cast if you break a bone, violet is biased against vermin, Pat's friend Graham is a bad guy, you can't trust him, why people should be vegetarian, BATCAT! We will give you stickers if you post to our page! Genius in 1% inspiration and 99% Jesus, the Manatees are ugly as fuck, Midwest Al is an expert on bugs, weird things in the bible, Trump care will mean a return...
59m May 17, 2017
59m
Fuck-Spree
Apocal-intro # 20 or something, The tragedy of the Pony Express, Jared Kushner’s Blood Sacrifice in Iraq, HEFAT training, Horrible memories of Fuck-Spree booths in France, Hot Soviet Ballerinas, Commentary on Trump Murdering the Butler by Going after Assad, Pro-Regime cartoons and music suck. Patrick’s horrible stories from being flicked at Ellis Island. Is there a surface to this world? I shal...
59m May 17, 2017
59m
The Orphan Olympics
Intro song #24, Who will be the hero of Earth? The giant bed of dicks, Violet's Mother is now a deer, Why is our show so bad? We have a contest to see who's mother died more tragically, Violet, Sara or Jeremy? We also talk about the upcoming sitcom "my three dead moms," Memories of childhood sniper practice, The Legend of Willy's dong, Memories of childhood grave robbing. We call the "Victims o...
59m May 02, 2017
59m
John 3:16
Apocal-Intro Song #24? Nicky the Woolf drops by IRL, Shadow Hernandez, Is the Apocal-Cast Heaven or Hell? We reflect on how smart we were to predict Trumps election. Tales of Betrayed Orphans. Patrick struggles to open a cider while complaining that no one will lean into the fucking mics. How the Queen Touches Peoples Cocks. Isaac explains the corgi "dick judges," The Hunt for Red Cocktober. We...
59m Apr 21, 2017
59m
United by By Hatred
Apocal Intro song #23? Mile high club, Kylie Jenner's Explosive Moment, Madonna's Crucifixion, Paid Protesting While Pregnant, Take a Dump at The Tower. Does the Anus contain explosives?
59m Apr 15, 2017
59m
Apocalclyse/Apocalclesia
Apocal Intro Song #22, the show begins with a cosmic time warp where we ask the important questions like "who are we?" and "what is life," "The Legend of Northwest Al," Small Arms, Our Hell-scape Raton correspondent Greg Horowitz calls in to describe why he has chosen a "casket with palm trees" as the place of his death. Jesus is using lightning to kill old people, we should probably get a Twit...
59m Apr 01, 2017
59m
The Anti-Bannon Cometh(Universal Conscription)
We Really Hate Traitors, Midwest Al is a Murderer, The Alt-Right Hates Mass Effect, Nazis Have Gotten Even Stupider, Bull Manlove, Civil Air Patrol Heroism, Patrick get's Drafted, The Louvre and La Republique!
59m Mar 27, 2017
59m
We Apocal-Gize
Apocal-Intro, a light hearted prank, we confuse Timecop with Demolition Man, Solidarity with Kurdistan, Jad still refuses to lean into the mic, Apocal-Gies for missing last week's episode, We declare loyalty to the Irish Republic, Most of our listeners are hostile intelligence agencies, we are constantly fighting Nazis, the Power Rangers are a malicious fraud, Religious Loopholes part 1, Listen...
59m Mar 20, 2017
59m
All the President's Apocal-Cast (Starring Brian Bonelli)
Apocal intro song # 20, The incredibly famous Brian Bonelli joins our panel of doctors, scientists, counter-terrorism experts and neuroscientists. Most of us are Irish. We oppose the English language. Where were you during the crucifixions of 2020 daddy? The aptly named President Johnson had a gigantic penis named Dumbo. Listener mail about that strange rumbling, Sleep Apnea, The Ballerina Whee...
59m Mar 05, 2017
59m