Kaufman’s on a binge, or “holiday” as he prefers to call it, which is any day he ain’t workin a case. Like today, for instance. Anyways, this dame, Maura, comes into Sully’s bar. Her pop’s just thrown some big to do for her war hero brother. Only her brother’s a louse, and a Jew-hater to boot, and it’s debatable how much a hero he actually is.

What’s beyond question, however, is now he’s dead. Cops say it’s an accident. Maura says she needs a P.I.

Looks like the holiday is over.

"Kaufman’s Holiday”, a noir, serialized. Written and voiced by M.E. Mitler