S4 Ep10: Belles of the Balls
This episode can basically be summed up in one word, but we'll let you figure out what that word is.  Some get tugged, one almost gets purchased because one got removed, a doctor needs to check out what Trey's are making, both Samantha and Big prove they "have them."  It's balls, guys.  The word is balls.
35m Feb 10, 2019
35m
S4 Ep9: Sex and the Country
Did you know that Aidan has a country house?  Well, he does and Carrie is expected to visit regularly.  When she brings Samantha along for company Samantha finds some company of her own.  Meanwhile Charlotte happens upon a startling scene at the MacDougal family country home, and Miranda makes Steve cry after hearing some startling news.  This episode ROCKS!  (kinda)
40m Feb 03, 2019
40m
S4 Ep8: My Motherboard, My Self
So this is a big one, and Big isn't even involved.  Miranda experiences a loss and the girls all deal with it in various ways.  Carrie recedes from Aidan, Charlotte buys fruit baskets and flowers, Samantha distracts herself in her usual way, Mike cries, and Elise has to take over the conversation a few times.  And yes, I just included Elise and I as part of "the girls."  Let's all breath and re...
42m Jan 27, 2019
42m
S4 Ep7: Time and Punishment
Miranda and Charlotte have a phone confrontation about life choices, Samantha has a taxi cab confrontation and is told to deal with some waxing choices, and Carrie and Aiden have some passive aggressive confrontations all about one very Big choice from her past.  Hey!  I picked a theme and stuck with it!  I should write for this show...
38m Jan 20, 2019
38m
S4 Ep6: Baby, Talk Is Cheap
This one is all about babies.  Charlotte and Trey are thinking about having one, Samantha is dating a guy who talks like one...  Okay, so that's really all the baby stuff there is, but I suppose you could say that Carrie is a infant when it comes to email, and Miranda...  No, I'm not going to try and think of a baby metaphor for Miranda's date.  Plus we have an awkward double date at Tortilla F...
44m Jan 13, 2019
44m
S4 Ep5: Ghost Town
Miranda has a ghost!  Carrie has an ex!  Charlotte has a Mother in Law!  Samantha has a talkative girlfriend!  And I have no more exclamation points... Enjoy the show!  (Oh look, I had one more)
35m Jan 06, 2019
35m
S4 Ep4: What’s Sex Got To Do with It?
Carrie gets ‘played’ by her jazz musicain boyfriend while Charlotte and Trey play all over town.  Miranda eats a lot of cake and Samantha eats... well, you’ve seen the episode.  Mike actually remembers to do the DVD recap and Elise has a startling diagnosis for an old school musical theatre character.  Yep, we’ve got trouble.
31m Dec 16, 2018
31m
S4 Ep3: Defining Moments
For an episode Elise and Mike claim not to like very much a lot happens here.  Carrie, Samantha, and Miranda all meet potential new love interests, Charlotte tries to figure out what's going on with hers, but most importantly there are TWO different Michael John LaChiusa The Wild Party shout outs, along with a brief history of another short lived Broadway musical.  And don't get Mike started on...
37m Dec 09, 2018
37m
S4 Ep2: The Real Me
Elise and Mike follow the ladies as they model, date guys from the gym, get nude photos taken, and take a good look at their... well, you'll see.
45m Dec 02, 2018
45m
S4 Ep1: The Agony and the Ex-tacy
We're back for Season Four!  Samantha is in love with a priest!  Miranda has a new comedy routine!  Charlotte needs to know what's going on in her marriage!  And Carrie is turning 35!  And Mike is using too many exclamation points...  Enjoy!!!
34m Dec 02, 2018
34m
S3 Ep20: A Look Back at the Pilot
It's a bonus episode!  Mike and (mostly) Elise take a quick look back at the pilot after having watched the first three seasons.  Does anything stand out as being strange all these years later?  Does Carrie have a cell phone?  And what color is her hair?  All this and more is discussed as we get ready to launch season four next week!
10m Nov 25, 2018
10m
S3 Ep19: Season Three Recap!
Let's take a look back at season three.  We talk about favorite lines, a lot of moments we can't really let go of, least favorite episodes, favorite episodes, and it all starts with the entire season distilled into less than four minutes.
24m Nov 11, 2018
24m
S3 Ep18: Cock-a-Doodle-Do!
It's the season 3 finale!  Too much happens to describe here, just listen!  Also, change of plans, the recap will be out next week.  Rise and shine!
35m Nov 04, 2018
35m
S3 Ep17: What Goes Around Comes Around
So much happens in the penultimate episode of season 3!  A robbery, a really bad hangover, a moment of infidelity, a fall, and a separation.  And that's not even getting to the weirdness this is Samantha's story line.  Season 3 is almost over!  And we're officially half way done with the whole series!!
38m Oct 28, 2018
38m
S3 Ep16: Frenemies
Charlotte and Trey get nautical!  Miranda gets stood up!  Samantha makes a new friend!  Carrie proves herself to be not much of a teacher!  Mike remembers to recap, and Elise reverts to not knowing names!  Ahoy!
39m Oct 21, 2018
39m
S3 Ep15: Hot Child in the City
Mike and Elise forgot to record the recap for this one, so here it is.  Carrie dates a grown man who works at a comic book shop, rides a scooter, and lives with his parents.  Miranda get braces to fix her "tongue thrusting."  Samantha throws a Bat Mitzvah celebration for a 13 year old girl who acts shockingly "mature" for her age.  And Charlotte goes from researching male anatomy body modificat...
47m Oct 14, 2018
47m
S3 Ep14: Sex and Another City
The girls have a few more days in sunny California!  Two of them get waxed, one of them gets a fake Fendi, one of them meets up with an old flame, and one of them picks a fight with a Playboy Bunny.  Elise and Mike wax poetic about it.  See what I did there?
45m Oct 07, 2018
45m
S3 Ep13: Escape From New York
All right.  Let's try this one again.  The ladies take off for the West Coast just as Mike returns to NYC.  While in L.A. three of the ladies encounter adult toys, mechanical bulls, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and a super creepy Mathew McConaughey, while Charlotte stays home and plays a stamp wielding Nancy Drew, and Elise spends much of her weekend on social media explaining that all will be fix...
34m Oct 02, 2018
34m
S3 Ep12: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
This episode is all about honesty.  Mike honestly liked the movie Mother!  Elise is honestly kind of rude about Aidan's sentiment regarding the wedding gift he made.  And both Mike and Elise are honestly confused about the timeline leading up to Charlotte and Trey's wedding.
34m Sep 23, 2018
34m
S3 Ep11: Running With Scissors
Elise thinks the most important thing to know about this recording is that she's aware that Lauren Bacall was in Applause The Musical not Ballroom The Musical.  Mike thinks the most important thing to know is that the worse Big behaves, the more of a crush Elise has on him.  Mike does not approve.  Also there are talking hoagies, ill-secured swings, and Mentadent.  As Oprah Winfrey once sang, R...
42m Sep 16, 2018
42m
S3 Ep10: All or Nothing
Elise and Mike take a look at episode 10 of season 3.  Topics range from trips to Pennsylvania, delivery service in NYC, confronting a future mother in law, and proper phone etiquette.  See Manhattan!  We can have it all!!
36m Sep 09, 2018
36m
S3 Ep9: Easy Come, Easy Go
Elise and Mike take a look at an episode that Mike thinks is great and also hates.  Steve moves out, Samantha tries wheatgrass, Charlotte pops the question, and Carrie stays at a hotel.  Also, Elise begins to wage a war on kittens.  Here we go...
43m Sep 02, 2018
43m
S3 Ep8: The Big Time
This is a Big one you guys.  Pun intended.  And I don't just mean the episode being discussed.  This is the pod where lines are drawn and sides are taken.  Elise and Mike stand on opposite ends of perhaps the greatest debate involving Sex And The City and things may never be the same...
45m Aug 26, 2018
45m
S3 Ep7: Drama Queens
Elise and Mike really like this one!  Episode 7 of season 3 brings up topics like umbrella etiquette, aggressive gum chewing, and how under appreciated much of Kim Cattrall's work was.  Also, Aida!  (Though not the one Mike saw thirteen times on Broadway...)
38m Aug 19, 2018
38m
S3 Ep6: Are We Sluts?
An important question indeed.  Elise and Mike answer this question and more while also discussing improper sexy time declarations, how to win (or not) the approval of your fellow tenants, and why a character we've seen before is answering to the wrong name.  It's a puzzler.  Enjoy!
31m Aug 12, 2018
31m
S3 Ep5: No Ifs, Ands or Butts
Elise and Mike have a lot to say about episode 5 of season 3.  There are dog issues, bad kissing, unsupportive significant others, troublesome racial confrontations, and talk about whether or not that last comma I used was even necessary. Also, smoking.  Slap on a nichotine patch and enjoy!
40m Aug 05, 2018
40m
S3 Ep4: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl...
Elise and Mike take a look at episode 4 of season 3.  We have Drag Kings, Ice Skating, Alanis Morissette, and the longest clip ever used on the podcast because Cynthia Nixon is just that good.  Take a spin!
39m Jul 29, 2018
39m
S3 Ep3: Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman
Elise and Mike discuss the third epode of season 3.  From the perils of brunch, to spa etiquette, and quite a bit of boob talk.  Plus, Elise feels personally attacked.  Enjoy!
32m Jul 22, 2018
32m
S3 Ep2: Politically Erect
Elise and Mike meander through the second episode of season 3.  Off topic rants include a Grease the Musical fantasy casting, an investigation conserning height, a foray into hanky code, and they do discuss the plot of the episode a bit.  Enjoy the randomness of it all!
41m Jul 15, 2018
41m
S3 Ep1: Where There's Smoke...
Elise and Mike are back with the season 3 premier!  They talk about scoring, what a comptroller is, and Elise becomes strangly defensive regarding Staten Island.  Speaking of which, head to our Instagram or Facebook to see part of our Staten Island Ferry adventure!
37m Jul 08, 2018
37m
S2 Ep19: Season Two Recap!
Elise and Mike look back on the entirety of season 2.  They discuss favorite lines, moments they can't let go of, things they forgot to mention, favorite episodes, and tell the tale of the search for a location that involved over 13,000 steps, Big Gay Ice Cream and an accidental quesadilla.  Plus season 3 news!
27m Jun 17, 2018
27m
S2 Ep18: Ex And The City
Elise and Mike take a look at the final episode of season 2!  There's the return of Steve, a lunch that doesn't go well, and a couple of stallions.  Ay-oh!!  Have a listen and then tune into the season 2 recap.
34m Jun 17, 2018
34m
S2 Ep17: Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women
Elise and Mike look at the penultimate (Mike really likes that word) episode of season 2.  Topics include questionable cocktails, alternate modes of transportation, and that Britney Spears movie!  Excellent!!
45m Jun 10, 2018
45m
S2 Ep16: Was It Good For You?
Elise and Mike ponder episode 16 of season two. There's awkward threesomes, cigarette throwing, weird street run-ins, bedding drama, and the most bizarre "class" ever thrown or attended. There's a lot going on here.  And stay tuned after the credits for a look at Elise and Mike’s stunning lack of classical music knowledge.
30m Jun 03, 2018
30m
S2 Ep15: Shortcomings
Elise and Mike take a look at the 15th episode of season two.  Topics include gym memberships, bagel spreads, and appropriate familial conversations.  And a familiar face is back!
31m May 27, 2018
31m
S2 Ep14: The F*ck Buddy
Elise and Mike take a look at the 14th episode of season two.  From the return of a beloved character to the departure of that beloved character the most important thing that happened was the decision to go get sushi.  Plus Mike gets Elise to swear first.
35m May 20, 2018
35m
S2 Ep13: Games People Play
A kinda short episode about a kinda short episode.  As the last third of season two begins Elise and Mike talk about games, therapy, sports, dead end street orange salespeople, games, flashing and sports.  There's a lot about games and sports.  Go team!
25m May 13, 2018
25m
S2 Ep12: La Douleur Exquise!
Elise and Mike take a peak at episode 12 of season two.  It's the episode where Elise calls a gibson a gimlet, Mike admits no gay bar in New York would hire him, Elise refers to Stanford as Skipper, and Mikes confuses a shoe store with a rapper.  They also talk about what happens in the episode.  Profit bien!
36m May 06, 2018
36m
S2 Ep11: Evolution
Elise and Mike take a look at episode eleven of season two.  They discuss biology, masculinity, femininity and fret over one tiny little mouse.
41m Apr 29, 2018
41m
S2 Ep10: The Caste System
Elise and Mike discuss the tenth episode of season two.  In this recording Elise and Mike got a bit of a late start and they where so hungry that Elise got a bit rambly and Mike started to pass out.  It's a fun adventure for all!
45m Apr 22, 2018
45m
S2 Ep9: Old Dogs, New Dicks
Elise and Mike take a look at episode nine of season two.  Topics range from dating schedules to drag bingo and, speaking of which, they have their first guest on the podcast!  Welcome Steven Polito, aka Hedda Lettuce, aka Brad, aka Samantha.  Enjoy!
48m Apr 15, 2018
48m
S2 Ep8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra
Elise and Mike take on episode eight of season two.  They talk about stand up comedy, the state of the martini, and yes...THAT cameo...  Enjoy!
39m Apr 08, 2018
39m
S2 Ep7: The Chicken Dance
Elise and Mike take a look at episode seven of season two.  They cover everything from heteronormative toothbrush heads to how to properly order a drink.  Also, the end of Claire's and a future with scrunchies.  Enjoy!
38m Apr 01, 2018
38m
S2 Ep6: The Cheating Curve
Elise and Mike take a look at the sixth episode of season two.  They discuss shower grooming, power lesbians, the excess of documentary film makers on this show and the greatest idea for a series of short films ever.  (Chris Noth, were coming for you...)
35m Mar 25, 2018
35m
S2 Ep5: Four Women And A Funeral
Elise and Mike take a look at episode five of season two.  Topics include funeral etiquette, bad real estate agents, and a possible cigarette brand conspiracy theory!  Hold on to your hats...
38m Mar 18, 2018
38m
S2 Ep4: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?
Elise and Mike take a look at the fourth episode of season two.  They talk about staying out too late, being helpful in bed and VCRs.  Plus, there's Bradley Cooper!!!  (Mike swoons...)
37m Mar 11, 2018
37m
S2 Ep3: The Freak Show
Elise and Mike take a look at episode three of season two.  They talk about oysters, exotic fruits and other things people like to eat.  And they agree on one thing for sure.  Oysters are gross.  Bon Appetit!
33m Mar 04, 2018
33m
S2 Ep2: The Awful Truth
Elise and Mike take a look at the second episode of season two.  Topics range from bringing your pet to a restaurant (Mike is not a fan) to what you can say in bed (Elise feels uncomfortable).  Enjoy!
31m Feb 25, 2018
31m
S2 Ep1: Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Elise and Mike are back with the Season Two Premier!  Topics range from appropriate seasonal wear to (just outside of) locker room behavior.  Take a listen and have a ball!  (See what I did there?)
26m Feb 18, 2018
26m
S1 Ep14: Season One Recap!
Elise and Mike recap Season One!  They discuss favorite lines, moments they still can't get over, moments they forgot to mention and favorite episodes.  Have a listen and join us when we return for Season Two!
27m Feb 04, 2018
27m