S2 Ep42: GARY CARTER'S WIRE IN THE WILLOWS
With no Rugby League, the action comes in the way of the fabulous Sun sports journalist Gary Carter. The podcast questions Gary on the Wolves but the little devil seems more up for promoting his beloved Salford. We celebrate 25 years of Super League with more of Gary‘s Salford anecdotes, and will Dennis’ new board game be plagiarised by Gary to boost Salford revenue? Sam and Gary collectively k...
1hr 39m Apr 06, 2020
1hr 39m
S2 Ep41: GUARDIANS OF ISOLATION
With the Super League season suspended, Simon and Karl are trapped together in an underground Cheshire bunker, as the podcast is left to reflect in isolation on what was, and will be. Due to a booking error, rather than Tina Turner joining the show, the brilliant Matthew Turner, sports journalist from the Warrington Guardian, steps in. We find out from Matt just when Tony Smith will look you in...
1hr 14m Mar 30, 2020
1hr 14m
S2 Ep40: CURRIE ON REGARDLESS
As the apocalypse approaches, Warrington win in the city of Hull, which ironically is pretty much the end of the earth. Ben Murdoch Masila’s new hairstyle goes viral in a listener vote off, as Dennis - wearing his new, innovative, bright red chevron Wire jersey - offers to meet the big man at the barbers. Sam’s obsession with Ben Currie reaches pandemic proportions, and due to his self-isolatio...
1hr 5m Mar 15, 2020
1hr 5m
S2 Ep39: PRICE'S WHITE KNUCKLE RIDE
It’s a somewhat mixed listener reaction following the Castleford win. Was it only hard slog and commitment that edged Wire to victory, or was there quality also in their performance? Currie adds chilli to the mix, leading to a spike in his heat’o’meter reading, but the absent Burrell is left dining elsewhere following a delivery of opulant John Lewis cutlery. Dennis decides to write to Karl Fit...
1hr 14m Mar 09, 2020
1hr 14m
S2 Ep38: HEADINGLEY CATASTROPHE
The podcasters are almost lost for words after Warrington’s Headingley clusterfuck performance, and Sam’s stats only back up the team’s shambolic away form. Steve Price continues to be confused by past & present tense, as well as creating a new word for the English language. Chris Hill enters Mastermind with a specialist subject of answering RL questions the question before last. Rob’s Hadron D...
1hr 3m Mar 02, 2020
1hr 3m
S2 Ep37: JASON CLARK, FAKE OR FORTUNE?
Just what is the provenance of Jason Clark? The podcast commissions the BBC’s Fiona Bruce to lead an investigation. There’s a cacophony of match analysis, with not one but two games for Sam’s ‘shitistics’ to review. The launch of Madame Boyd TV leads to an unprecedented level of listener responses. Dennis plans for a Wire commune, but will his psychological experiment, combined with Bennie West...
1hr 15m Feb 24, 2020
1hr 15m
S2 Ep36: THE LIKELY LINE-UP
Saints are kept scoreless, and there's no sign of gingivitis in Wire's players' group, as Steve Price explains the success behind his team's minty breath. Sam praises his pin-up boy Ben Currie with his statisticulations, and Dennis gets lost trying to find Warrington's press box before succumbing to a negtive DJ's hospital pass. But it’s left to Rob to calculate just how much confectionery it t...
1hr 7m Feb 10, 2020
1hr 7m
S2 Ep35: WIRE'S ASHTON MARTIN
The coach and the club directors describe Matty Ashton as their favourite super cars but it's the Podcast's description that takes pole position. Warrington claim a moral victory at the DW and Sam's new spreadsheet only backs up the podcast's positivity. Steve Price dusts off the Yellow Pages in search of his biographical coaching publication. Dennis's new journalist pass gives us a scoop on wh...
1hr 17m Feb 03, 2020
1hr 17m
S2 Ep34: IT'S OUR YEAR , PROBABLY
Les Dawson plays the piano as he accompanies the club owner with his reflections on last season. The Andrew Henderson interview is interrupted by Wire’s new sponsor, and which legendary Warrington player has the biggest girth? Plus there’s a review of all the players, including the collective noun for each position. Madame Boyd divulges a surprising prediction, as Sam prepares to take Mrs Sanke...
1hr 49m Jan 27, 2020
1hr 49m
S1 Ep33: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
It's the What would Brian Bevan say almost live Christmas special, as the podcast takes a look back, month by month, at Warrington Wolves' season of 2019. Do we believe Wire's year to be a success or did the Wolves become the first ever Canis lupuses to hibernate? Is there contradiction between coach and CEO? And as Christmas Day draws to a close in Australia, it's clear Rob's had one too many,...
1hr 46m Dec 25, 2019
1hr 46m
STEVE PRICE'S MILAN BRIDAL COLLECTION
To celebrate tonight’s new Wire kit launch, relive the moment the Warrington players modelled Steve Price’s designed bridal collection at Milan fashion week. Commentary from the podcasts very own Halliwell Moans & Fletcher Treat.
10m Nov 14, 2019
10m
BENNETT SINFIELD SUPERGLUE
A Rugby League Bond you can trust
1m Nov 12, 2019
1m
S1 Ep32: WHO MADE A MESS OF KARL'S JUMPER?
The season comes to a flacid end with Price not having the resilience to stimulate his players. There's a Super League Bake Off final. Sam gives his review on the team but is it more of a public announcement? Dennis doesn't pull his finger out but puts his finger in, and Rob interviews Kevin Brown's Achilles heel. And just what is that on the front of Karl Fitzpatrick's M&S jumper?
1hr 31m Sep 23, 2019
1hr 31m
S1 Ep31: KARL FITZPATRICK INTERVIEW
The Podcast is delighted to be joined by Warrington Wolves' very own CEO Karl Fitzpatrick. We find out how Karl takes his shower, if he believes in ghosts, and what the reasoning was behind the departure of Kevin Brown. Dennis offers up a selection of tackle bag ideas to Karl, as we ponder just what is the average demographic of a Wolves fan? And we get an answer to the ultimate question: If we...
1hr Sep 19, 2019
1hr
S1 Ep30: I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING
Were the Wolves taken by surprise at Leeds? Steve Price seems to think so. Patton's registered yet another move, Dicky Agar's joined by human resources and Sir Robert Elstone's frying up an economic success with Madame Boyd. Sam takes a look at all the players' stats and the figures show a worrying slide, and Daniel continues Wire's descent with a downhill rant, before Rob plummets to an even d...
1hr 10m Sep 16, 2019
1hr 10m
S1 Ep29: BLAKE'S CHOCOLATE FINGER
There may be a slab of confection at the HJ but Wire are far from perfection, and has Patton invented a new play of the ball that’s about as useful as a chocolate fireguard? Dennis Revels in his idea of iBench, Sam misses out on a Flake but pervs on Stuart Pearce’s 6 inches, and it’s no Marathon as Rob reminisces about Headingley in the company of the women's indoor 60m British sprint champion.
1hr 7m Sep 09, 2019
1hr 7m
S1 Ep28: SHAFTED BY SKY
The Podcast commemorates Salford's very own artist, LS Lowry, but is there any provenance to Steve Price's matchstick men? Rimmer takes aim on Bullseye, and we have a ticket to ride with the Wire team, on the buses. Sam reflects on the beauty of the A J Bell Stadium, Dennis shafts his tackle bags section with a players protection idea, and Rob, whilst high on drugs, dreams of Jenny Agutter dres...
51m Sep 02, 2019
51m
S1 Ep27: THE CUP'S PRIMROSE AND BLUE
An amazing day at Wembley sees the Warrington Wolves win the Challenge Cup with a magnificent victory over a dog shit St Helens - and is Daryl Clark so good he could win the Grand National? Rob offers up not one but two singalongs. Dennis is seated in the Royal Box, which leads to him setting up a meeting with Ralph Rimmer, and Sam continues on the piss come Sunday morning with a breakfast cham...
1hr 10m Aug 26, 2019
1hr 10m
S1 Ep26: HALFBACK CHALLENGED CUP SPECIAL
With the listeners' negative comments about the Wire flooding in, the podcasters search for a "Patton" of positivity. Rimmer enters the Dragon's Den, and Panorama heads to the Balearics in search of Austin's left ankle. Sam lords on about his free ticket but Dennis may well just have top-trumped him, and "how's about that, then?" as Rob reminisces over a Cup final homecoming, which leaves the P...
1hr 8m Aug 20, 2019
1hr 8m
S1 Ep25: BIONIC TITS
The podcasters receive a series of interruptions from an unwanted guest. Rimmer sets off in his van, al fresco to Tesco. With a youthful feel to Wire's line up against Saints, has Rob come up with a series of mathematical equations to disprove Sky & Steve Price’s theory? Also, Dennis takes Tackle Bags into a six million dollar future, and Sam, whilst half pissed, continues with his statistical ...
55m Aug 13, 2019
55m
S1 Ep24: WOLVES' WEDDING "ALTAR"CATION
Fashion gurus Halliwell Moans & Fletcher Treat critique Steve Price's bridal collection at Milan Fashion Week, and there's a new blockbuster film trailer featuring a Warrington Wolves star-studded cast. Dennis goes live and interactive during Tackle Bags (how could that possibly go wrong?). Sam dials in from the morning after his swingers camping weekend, and has Rob come down from cloud nine a...
1hr Aug 06, 2019
1hr
S1 Ep23: WIRE OFF TO WEMBLEY
The podcast celebrates the news Wire are bound for Wembley. There’s an appeal for Jack sightings, as the other Jack sets off on his journey to Featherstone. Sam overheats in the Spanish sun, Dennis steps his analysis up and Rob endeavours to flog T-shirts (especially to the ladies). And no second referendum required, following a landslide winner in Decxit.
1hr 12m Jul 30, 2019
1hr 12m
TANTRA TACKLE
2m Jul 26, 2019
2m
SINFIELD NON STICK PAN
1m Jul 22, 2019
1m
PAUL DANIELS: WARRINGTON HALFBACK TRICK
3m Jul 18, 2019
3m
DOODLEBUG KICK
2m Jul 15, 2019
2m
BRIAN COX: WONDERS OF DEC PATTON
1m Jul 12, 2019
1m
HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER
4m Jul 10, 2019
4m
ATTENBOROUGH'S THALER
3m Jul 04, 2019
3m
WIRE'S BOY BAND - MEDIOCRE
2m Jul 01, 2019
2m
LUTHER: COMING SOON TO THE HJ
43s Jun 28, 2019
43s
S1 Ep22: CARRY ON UP THE CHARNLEY
Rugby League seems obsessed with 1% extra this week, but do the figures add up? And what calculation is really required if Barbara Windsor from Carry on Camping is to achieve a DD? Sam receives a letter of complaint about his "anything goes in the bar" comment, Dennis discovers there's more to Tony Smith's empire than coaching after Madame Boyd barks her orders, and did Rob find more than he ba...
1hr 10m Jun 26, 2019
1hr 10m
S1 Ep21: THIRTY FIVE 25
The episode takes on a more conversational style with Richard Shaw-Wright from Forty20 podcast joining the show. But has Rob thrown Sam a hospital pass when he questions him on the topic of Women’s Rugby League? Dennis renames Hawkeye and searches TripAdvisor for a good night out in Wakefield. Also has Richard been paid this week and splashed out on a king prawn madras?
1hr 16m Jun 18, 2019
1hr 16m
S1 Ep20: GARETH WIDDOP - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
An episode not to be missed by any Wire fan, as GARETH WIDDOP joins Rob, Dennis and Sam on the podcast. In an hour-long interview we find out all about Gareth and what he's looking forward to once he arrives at the Warrington Wolves, but also just how professionally-focused he is in his current role as the St George Illawarra captain. Plus, there's music, highlights, and yes, even Gareth couldn...
1hr 5m Jun 13, 2019
1hr 5m
S1 Ep19: HILL'S UNDER THE HAMMER
With Chris Hill seeking to rent out his terrace cottage in Golborne, was going on Britain's favourite daytime TV property show a good idea? Sam turns his attention to the perfect incline for a vineyard, Rob joins in on the theme by introducing Catalans' fullback as a mutant clone of the pinot noir variety, and Dennis tags along, making a disgusting attempt at the phonetic alphabet.
1hr 4m Jun 11, 2019
1hr 4m
S1 Ep18: BRIAN COX'S WIRE UNIVERSE
Does a Wire player hold the key to the mystery of the universe, or is Sam's letter from his mum more important? Rob reveals the secrets to his diet, as Dennis relives the days of sticky Betamax. And the Latin phrase Semper denim not de labore perfectly sums up Warrington's performance. 
51m Jun 04, 2019
51m
S1 Ep17: PATTON'S 33.3333% IMPROVEMENT
A magical weekend from the Wire, but is Dennis's hair standing on end because of his first podcast rant or the introduction of the Super League Van de Graaff? Sam's gone all cultured after his trip to the Chelsea Flower Show,  and Rob turns back the clock to the Alex Murphy era when players dived for the line not worrying about getting scraped knees. 
1hr 2m May 28, 2019
1hr 2m
S1 Ep16: LINEHAM'S CYNTHIA
The podcast welcomes Tom Lineham, but just which Super League referee would Tom like to accompany him on a romantic weekend? Sam begrugingly reviews the Hull game as Rob foreshadows the death of the Great Barrier Reef. And has Dennis supersized a popular breakfast cereal to give Wire a competitive edge?
1hr 9m May 21, 2019
1hr 9m
S1 Ep15: TANTRA MOMENTUM
Dennis realises he has a conflicting appointment come Challenge Cup final day, Sam explains the playoff format but can't be arsed with Ratchford's kicking statistics, and back at the helm, Rob steers the podcast forward without the use of any momentum. Plus, there's a new boy band in town, and an advertisement for the new non-stick Kevin Sinfield cooking pan range.
1hr 1m May 14, 2019
1hr 1m
S1 Ep14: WARRINGTON - SIMPLY THE BEST
It's Challenge Cup week, so there's been a shake up at the podcast with Dennis Waywell taking over the reins. Rob's been at the vino, leading to him getting 20 years of NRL fallacies off his chest, and we find out just what kind of sauce Mrs Sankey prefers on her sausage. Patton awaits approval from the patent office over his doodlebug kick, and we discover what Ralf Rimmer gets up to at the RFL.
1hr 14m May 07, 2019
1hr 14m
A GRAND DAY OUT
To round off the week of What would Brian Bevan say bonus soundbites, we take a look back at Dennis' trip to the Halliwell Jones, including interviews with the fans, players, Steve Price and Karl Fitzpatrick.
12m Apr 25, 2019
12m
S1 Ep13: WHAT WOULD RALPH RIMMER DO?
The podcast returns from the Easter break. Dennis decides it's time to punish the players, there's some nostalgic commentary, Sam's finally turned his back on Dec, and have Warrington lost their mojo?
47m Apr 25, 2019
47m
THE RFL DISCIPLINARY PANEL
Investigative journalism by Dennis unearths what really happens at the disciplinary hearings, as he is escorted to the Ian Lenagan suite.
5m Apr 24, 2019
5m
MASTERCHEF
It's the Warrington Wolves Masterchef grand final, with contestants Blake Austin, Ben Currie and Dec Patton.
2m Apr 23, 2019
2m
MAN OF STEEL AWARDS
After a round of sceptical Man of Steel points, Dennis decides to take the matter on himself and find out what's really going on behind the scenes.
4m Apr 22, 2019
4m
ALLO ALLO
Warrington venture across the channel to play Catalans and are met with some bizarre french resistance.
3m Apr 21, 2019
3m
STEVE PRICE AT THE DENTIST
Dennis Waywell records his first ever interview; but not all goes to plan.
5m Apr 20, 2019
5m
JUST GOOD FRIENDS
Mike finally agrees to go out to dinner with Chris but can Warrington's captain persuade Mike that they can be more than just friends.
3m Apr 19, 2019
3m
S1 Ep12: BEN MURDOCH MASILA'S TRUSS
Even after the disappointment of losing to St Helens, the podcast team are still positive about the season ahead. With a look at collective nouns, doodlebug V1's and is an OAP set to take out Podcast Fan of the Week, there's plenty to be cheerful about, and has Dennis decided it's time for the players to get their legs-over during the Easter games?
58m Apr 16, 2019
58m
S1 Ep11: PHILBIN’S JOLLY DITTY
This week we take a look forward to the Saints match with special guest Gareth Walker, rugby league correspondent for The Daily Mirror. Callum's curse strikes again, and there's a good old sing-along to accompany Joe Philbin, our happy forward. And, can the podcast fan of the week "wipe" out the competition and plunge the segment to new depths?
1hr 12m Apr 09, 2019
1hr 12m