S3 Ep221: 10 Brain Myths You Totally Believed & How To Stage Your Own Disappearance
Could you leave your entire life behind and start fresh? Kathleen is ready to disappear herself, and she’s teaching you how you can do it, too. Plus, you’ve probably heard that “humans only use 10% of our brains.” But it’s FALSE! Bethany is ready to blow your mind with 10 other facts you totally believed about the human brain! (Spoiler Alert: Your birth order does NOT decide your personality……)...
1hr 37m Dec 19, 2019
1hr 37m
S3 Ep220: Should I Hook Up with a Celebrity? - Bonus
Listener “Kelly Kapowski” had a pretty famous rapper slide into her DMs and he knows she’ll be at his upcoming concert. Is he really flirting with her or is she reading into things? Would you hook up with a celeb just for the story?
30m Dec 16, 2019
30m
S3 Ep219: Audio Porn Is My New Bae & The Creepy Uncanny Valley
MAJORLY NSFW: Kathleen has discovered a new genre of audio erotica called 'audio porn' and she's excited to share her new discovery with Bethany in a guided masturbation threesome. Tristian, a hot British man, makes loves to the ladies on a private beach. Then, since the “Cats” trailer and “The Irishman” are forcing the uncanny valley on everyone, Bethany takes a deeper dive into where exactly ...
1hr 9m Dec 12, 2019
1hr 9m
S3 Ep218: Spy Skills You Can Learn & Google Searches We All Make
Kathleen is fresh off of a visit to the Spyscape Museum and she’s ready to teach you how to hone your spy skills. Then, in the spirit of making you feel not so alone, Bethany reveals the most common Google suggestions based on embarrassing prompts like “bumps on my…..” And take a second look at your jeans because Bethany learned a tough lesson the hard way.
1hr 19m Dec 04, 2019
1hr 19m
S3 Ep217: Thanksgiving Clapbacks & A Boot In A Vitamix
It’s Thanksgiving! Whether you’re basting a turkey or hiding from your family, you’re among friends. First, Bethany and Kathleen help you figure out how to respond to rude relatives who can’t seem to STFU about your personal life or politics. Then they share their favorite Thanksgiving memories, ideal Thanksgiving menus, and an idea for the newest Acquired Taste podcast Vitamix segment, “Will I...
1hr 12m Nov 27, 2019
1hr 12m
S3 Ep216: Your Questions, Answered! - Bonus
The ladies asked if you had any nagging questions about anything, and you responded! Kathleen and Bethany answer your questions about how to calm down a panic attack, who would win in a fight of ninjas vs. pirates, how to know what salary to ask for, and so much more!
40m Nov 26, 2019
40m
S3 Ep215: Holiday Life Hacks & Things People Found Hidden in Their Houses
We’re fast approaching the season of entertainin' and preparin’ stuff for other people with limited time and space. Thankfully, Kathleen has collected some of her favorite - and most useful - life hacks for this time of year! Then, Bethany is inspired by her friend’s true story and shares all of the dark, exciting, and RICH things people have found hidden in their homes! Plus, who did Kathleen ...
1hr 20m Nov 21, 2019
1hr 20m
S3 Ep214: How to Tell Your BFF You’re in Love with Them & The Mysterious Ukrainian Orphan
Pining after your best friend? Wondering if you should confess your feelings? Bethany has a great way to tell if you should go for it or not, and good ways to bare your soul if you decide to confess your feelings! Then, Kathleen fills us in on the crazy case of Natalia Barnett, the Ukrainian orphan who is either a kid or an adult...
1hr 24m Nov 14, 2019
1hr 24m
S3 Ep213: Rapid Fire Advice On Stinky Feet And Unicorn Powers - Bonus
Not every problem is earth-shattering. Bethany and Kathleen tackle a bunch of your questions in this rapid-fire advice-giving bonanza! Which is better: a Pegasus or a Unicorn? How can you save your shoes from overly sweaty feet? Is Christmas the best time to announce a surprise baby? (Hint: YES.)  Please support the companies that support us! Instacart - Try Instacart and get $10 off and free d...
34m Nov 12, 2019
34m
S3 Ep212: Looking Inward for Happiness & the Most Haunted Military Base in the World
Do you look to other people to make you happy? Kathleen has a friend whose marriage is on the rocks because her friend relies on her husband to keep her happy. You may be doing this without even realizing it! Then Bethany talks about a haunted military base in Okinawa, and Kathleen lets us know where the sharks are gathering to party…..
1hr 12m Nov 07, 2019
1hr 12m
S3 Ep211: Spooky Stories & How to Find Hidden Cameras
It’s our last spooky episode of the season and your scary stories didn’t disappoint! One of you is being haunted - literally - by a very angry ex, and Bethany reads a real-life “the call is coming from inside the house” story! Then, Kathleen tells us how to tell if your Air Bnb is secretly recording you…...
1hr 13m Oct 31, 2019
1hr 13m
S3 Ep210: Listeners’ Real Life True Crime Stories & Facebook Murder Confessions - Bonus
It’s a true crime bonanza on this week’s bonus episode! Two of our TasteBuds write in with strangely similar true-crime close encounters, and Kathleen tells us how some killers couldn’t help but confess… on Facebook!
36m Oct 29, 2019
36m
S3 Ep209: Spooky Listener Stories, Mama Watson, & Kathleen’s Melting Down
’Tis the season to be SPOOOKYMWAHAHAHAHA! Mama Watson’s cooking in Kitchen Studio NYC while Bethany and Kathleen read your scary stories! Then, it’s time to figure out which kind of Miranda YOU are!
1hr 12m Oct 24, 2019
1hr 12m
S3 Ep208: Fun with Doomsday Prepping & Handling Emotional Vampires
Kathleen has discovered a new lifestyle and she’s going all-in: Doomsday Prepping. Listen in as she teaches the class what to hoard, how to turn a gum wrapper into fire, and why you should always choose a hatchet over a boring knife. Then Bethany goes through the type of emotional vampires out there, how to protect yourself from these exhausting people, and how to tell if YOU’RE the emotional v...
1hr 11m Oct 17, 2019
1hr 11m
S3 Ep207: A New Way to Think About Your Body & Ex-BFF Stalking
It’s a double dose of listener emails on this here bonus episode! Lucia has gone through a traumatic loss and is using a big lesson she learned to help the rest of us deal with body insecurities. And then we hear from a TasteBud who can’t seem to stop Insta-stalking ex-friends. How should she stop? SHOULD she stop? Are you doing it right now? (You’re not alone ;)
32m Oct 16, 2019
32m
S3 Ep206: The Ghost Town Of Centralia & Having More Sex
Someone rescue Bethany; she’s in full-on Spooky Mode. This week she’s talking about the (almost) ghost town of Centralia, Pennsylvania, and the not-so-spooky reason that you shouldn’t visit it. Then Kathleen gets personal with some advice for everyone on bringing intimacy back into your relationship. And the women stop down to remember a TasteBud who passed away last month and whose obituary to...
1hr 15m Oct 10, 2019
1hr 15m
S3 Ep205: The True Story Behind Freddy Krueger & Breathing Techniques For Anxiety
Did you know Wes Craven created Freddy Krueger after reading about a very real medical mystery? Bethany fills you in on the bewildering details. And since anxiety is skyrocketing right now, Kathleen teaches the class how simple breathing techniques can change your body and your brain! Plus, the final verdict on whether or not you need to take your shoes off inside the house.
1hr 16m Oct 03, 2019
1hr 16m
S3 Ep204: The Big Fire: A Hella Spooky Story - Bonus
Put on your spooky pants and your creepy shirt! Our Tastebud Hauna has *THE* creepiest story you’re going to hear this fall! Plus, Kathleen has some awesome and not-so-awesome spells you can cast with a simple apple! Who knew?
24m Oct 01, 2019
24m
S3 Ep203: Weird Victorian Etiquette & An Angry Millennial Mall Rat
Quick! If your beau crosses a slippery plank before you, should you call off the engagement? If you see your BFF Charlotte in church, can you bow to her? And why is there sit-down service at the mall sushi place? Bethany and Kathleen are FULL of questions today. First, Bethany gives you a pop quiz on Victorian manners, then Kathleen ruminates on her recent shopping mall experience and why it’s ...
1hr 13m Sep 26, 2019
1hr 13m
S3 Ep202: On Not Having Kids & Eating Oranges in the Shower
Bethany is currently in Minneapolis covering for a colleague on maternity leave, so she has babies (or the lack of desire for them) on the brain! Kathleen tumbled down a particularly unique Reddit rabbit hole that’s leaving her tasting soap. And the women get into a tense discussion (fight) over….droplets?
1hr 5m Sep 19, 2019
1hr 5m
S3 Ep201: A Facebook Call for Help - Bonus
Our TasteBud “Ms. Anonymous” asked for your help on Facebook, and you responded! Her husband has a hard time making friends, but he finally made one: a woman he works with. Who he messages on FB. All the time. A family visit to go get ice cream was the nail in the coffin, so Bethany and Kathleen dig through the situation to get to the truth. Plus, Kathleen teaches us the international symbol fo...
40m Sep 17, 2019
40m
S3 Ep200: The Witching Hour & Imposter Syndrome
Are you waking up at 3 AM? Bethany has personal experience with the so-called “Witching Hour” and she’s sharing what may be going on! Then, Kathleen talks about Imposter Syndrome and how it’s been hitting her lately. Plus, get an Ear Infection Update - we know that’s what you’re here for - and more voicemails from you!
1hr 17m Sep 11, 2019
1hr 17m
S3 Ep199: The Alaska Triangle Murder Vortex & Cruise Ship Mishaps
Bethany and Kathleen take you on a one-way trip to Spookytown this episode! Kathleen is fresh off her trip to Alaska, and she brought some crazy facts and creepy stories back with her. And Bethany is giving you the rundown on a bunch of unsettling and downright gross things that have happened on cruises over the years. (Takeaway? Always travel with plenty of flashlights and plastic bags.) Grab ...
1hr 16m Sep 04, 2019
1hr 16m
S3 Ep198: Movie Marketing Fails & Cyber Addiction
Put down your phone! Wait, do it after the podcast! Kathleen is realizing how badly she’s addicted to her phone, and she hopes she’s not the only one. Are you a screen addict, too? And after a Pennywise doll (allegedly) floated into a New Jersey woman’s backyard, Bethany is going through some of Hollywood’s best – and worst – attempts at viral marketing.
1hr 15m Aug 28, 2019
1hr 15m
S3 Ep197: Love the One You’re With. Maybe? - Bonus
Our listener has a major dilemma: she’s in a happy relationship with a guy who’s putting in just as much effort as she is, and they’re about to move to a new state together! The problem? She can’t stop thinking about her first love. Is her ex really The One or is she idealizing the past?
29m Aug 26, 2019
29m
S3 Ep196: Ryan Gosling and the Overworked Conspiracy Theory
We hope some story writing execs from the Hallmark Channel are listening to this gem! Bethany has a very serious theory about Ryan Gosling's fists. Kathleen is blowing our minds with her 'work backwards' idea about creating your ideal life. PLUS, she's sharing the top 6 signs you are giving too much of yourself to your job!
1hr 18m Aug 22, 2019
1hr 18m
S3 Ep195: Exploring The World Of A Top-Secret Investigator & How To Stop Crying
HAPPY SEASON 3! This episode, Bethany and Kathleen share what this new season will focus on. Then, tearing up at work? At the bank? In front of your crush, Andrew Keegan? Bethany is giving tips on how to trick your body into stopping crying. And Kathleen shares a fascinating article from Cosmo on the woman who is working undercover to catch dangerous men before they hurt others aka 'The Savant.'
1hr 13m Aug 15, 2019
1hr 13m
S2 Ep194: Spooky Emails And A DNA Surprise - Bonus
Welp, Bethany’s put on her witch hat and her buckle shoes, so you know what time it (almost) is! The ladies read two of your spooky emails leftover from last year. Then, Kathleen reads an email from a Tastebud who used 23&Me and had her entire world rocked.
23m Aug 14, 2019
23m
S2 Ep193: Life Changes And Netflix Sobs
Kathleen’s had an eventful week, so she’s teaching you how to clear your mind. (The tips come from an “ultra-endurance athlete” so you know they’re legit because this dude ran for DAYS.) Plus, Bethany’s concerned that her reaction to Stranger Things is abnormal. The ladies also give advice to a shy listener who wants to put their best foot forward at a new job.
1hr 5m Aug 08, 2019
1hr 5m
S2 Ep192: Storytime Saturday with Andrew Keegan And The Test Of False Intelligence
On the table today: Step Mullets, Forever 21 and Macy's made a sizeism faux pas, Bethany says vacations make you stupid... but the joke is on her. Andrew Keegan and his defunct cult get stirred in with a touch of DIY wedding cake advice, teenage romance fantasies and the pasta that gives Bethany the poops.
1hr 18m Aug 01, 2019
1hr 18m
S2 Ep191: When Zombies Attack, You Fight Back... Find Your Weapon - Bonus
Hello from our new recording home... Audioboom studios! We're so happy to have some really fancy microphones to get our mittens on, but Kitchen Studio NYC will forever live in all of our hearts. But first things first.... a new studio means Bethany and Kathleen have to come up with a new escape plan in case zombies attack!
37m Jul 30, 2019
37m
S2 Ep190: The Movie Plot Game & Preteen Sex Ed Questions
Can you describe the plot to a movie you’ve never seen? Bethany brings back her favorite game and forces Kathleen to run down the plots of classics such as Gosford Park and John Wick, films Kathleen has never watched. Then Kathleen reads some of the best questions that middle school kids have asked during sex ed. CAN you get pregnant from grinding during a dance?
1hr 3m Jul 24, 2019
1hr 3m
S2 Ep189: Reddit Beauty and Our Alien BFFs
Last week’s episode was pretty serious, so Bethany and Kathleen lighten things up a bit this week! Bethany is fully traumatized by something her boyfriend is doing in the bathroom…with her cat’s mini-sofa. Kathleen’s been creeping on Reddit to find answers to your biggest beauty questions.
1hr Jul 19, 2019
1hr
S2 Ep188: Never Have I Ever Orgasmed - Bonus
Our listener Hannah is feeling alone and, well, just broken. Why? She’s 26 and has never had an orgasm, not even by herself!
26m Jul 16, 2019
26m
S2 Ep187: Addicted to Love (Literally) and How to Spot a Serial Killer
Listener Ted has fallen in love - hard - with the wrong dude, and Bethany has some theories on what may be going on. Kathleen had an ice cream run-in with a stranger that made her take a deep dive into how to spot potential serial killers.
1hr 1m Jul 11, 2019
1hr 1m
S2 Ep186: This Amazon Vibrator Review Is Turning Us On
Bethany and Kathleen are doing a deep dive into the Amazon Vibrator that the Twitterverse was buzzing about this weekend. There's a lot of clitoris sucking involved (allegedly).
1hr 10m Jul 03, 2019
1hr 10m
S2 Ep185: Claudia Kishi Fashion & Moving Your Life Forward
Kathleen and Bethany reminisce on the awful fashion sense of Babysitter’s Club member Claudia Kishi (socks over socks over a unitard?). Kathleen has some great business ideas if you already own a 15 mile wide dome. And Bethany is ready to move past self-care and start pushing toward her bigger goals. Are you ready, too?
1hr 3m Jun 27, 2019
1hr 3m
S2 Ep184: The Nudie Airbnb Host & Healing After a Breakup - Bonus
Bethany’s back from San Francisco and her first Airbnb experience was….enlightening? And Kathleen and Bethany help Listener Paige dip her toe back into dating after a particularly awful breakup.  Please support the companies that support us! MVMT - MVMT has tons of quality, clean, and all-around good-looking watches and accessories that you can actually afford! Get 15% off today —WITH FREE SHIP...
29m Jun 26, 2019
29m
S2 Ep183: Sing Yourself A Dirty Love Song: Our Guide To Lyrical Masturbation
Bethany and Kathleen are tackling one of the biggest drags of a relationship: when your significant other's friends don't like you! Ugh, so tricky. Also, Kathleen is opening up about 'Fuck It' moments in life, something RUDE that was said to her, and giving yourself a clean slate every day. Then, Bethany is giving Ginuwine's 'Pony' and NSync's 'Girlfriend' a whole new meaning. You're never goin...
1hr 8m Jun 20, 2019
1hr 8m
S2 Ep182: Frank Penis Talk & How to Travel as a Couple
Kathleen and Bethany are joined by their respective partners, Neil and Dennis! The four have an honest discussion about what it feels like to have an erection, the perils of public toilets, and we learn the smooth technique Neil used to woo Kathleen. Plus, Kathleen has great tips for how to travel with your partner without the trip ending in murder!
1hr 5m Jun 12, 2019
1hr 5m
S2 Ep181: See Something, Say Something... Just Don't Date Your First Cousin - Bonus
Bethany and Kathleen are tackling today's hardest hitting issues: dating a blood relative and societal norms when it comes to shared genetics, Bethany's missed opportunity to defuse a bomb, the wise words of Carla Borthwick and what we can all do to save Mother Earth, and lastly... Kathleen is finally ready to build her Tiny Home compound. Do you want in?
36m Jun 11, 2019
36m
S2 Ep180: Gratitude, Tips for Summer Avoiders, & the 5G-pocalypse
When’s the last time you checked in with yourself and remembered what you’re grateful for? Are you grateful for chilly movie theaters during the summer heat? Are you grateful for Hallmark Christmas in July? Are you grateful you found a gizmo on the Home Shopping Network that helps you make eggs 10 different ways? Pull out your journal and cover Alexa’s ears, Tastebuds! It’s time for a new episo...
1hr 7m Jun 06, 2019
1hr 7m
S2 Ep179: Summer Goals & Universal Cellulite
Bethany thinks a dude she met is taking himself WAY too seriously but is she being a jerk? Kathleen updates us on some health stuff she’s dealing with that may help you as well. Plus, the ladies share their summer goals and hear some of yours, too! Pull up your rompers! It’s time for a new Acquired Taste Podcast!
1hr 5m May 29, 2019
1hr 5m
S2 Ep178: Fake Laughing And The Habits We Need To Break
Bethany needs advice on how to bring up a very specific awkward topic in business conversations. Kathleen has found a way to pull herself out of a funk; will it work for you? Plus, the women discuss a gross news story that is…just…..it’s just awful. (Keep your wedding rings on your fingers, folks.)
1hr 5m May 23, 2019
1hr 5m
S2 Ep177: Eat the Cake With Joy!
Kathleen is about to smack you upside the head with love! She brings in an awesome lesson she learned that will change the way you think about your online (and real life) haters. Then Bethany changes lanes with a spooky highway story and tales of an underground tunnel. And, as always, the ladies have your voicemails! Pull up a seat, friend. The world is a big scary cafeteria and you can definit...
1hr 6m May 16, 2019
1hr 6m
S2 Ep176: How Much Would You Pay For True Love? - Bonus
Bethany and Kathleen are cracking open their June 2019 issue of Cosmo Magazine and deep diving into 'Three Day Rule' the modern matchmaking service you didn't know you needed! And, just for good measure, they're throwing in some deliciously cheesy 90s quizzes too! Are you a snob in the UK? It's time to find out!
25m May 14, 2019
25m
S2 Ep175: The Truest Truth I’ve Ever Truthed
There’s so much in this episode, one might call it a Pasta Salad of topics! Listener Sophie needs help regarding her under-motivated boyfriend Frank, Bethany found a super creepy old book in her apartment, Kathleen teaches the class how to email like a CEO, and the women take an old Seventeen Magazine quiz. Will Chase Crawford or Pete Wentz be YOUR Spring Fling? Plus, Kathleen learns a hard tru...
1hr 12m May 09, 2019
1hr 12m
S2 Ep174: Spirit Visitors And A Story Of Ultimate Betrayal
Kathleen is sharing something absolutely cray-cray that happened to her last week... she was visited by a spirit! Get your step-by-step instructions for discovering your spirit guide via Montel Williams. Also, Dennis makes a special appearance in Bethany's tale of ultimate movie betrayal. UFOs are aplenty according to the government AND there was also a bar cart. We're in a weird mood!
57m May 02, 2019
57m
S2 Ep173: Kondo Can't Get Me Down - Bonus
Kathleen takes over the bonus episode while Bethany lives her best life in California this week. First up, there's a bone to pick with everyone's favorite Netflix organizer: Marie Kondo. Then Kathleen's husband gets in on the podcasting action with '160 Questions to Ask On A First Date.' Good thing they're already married or else it would most definitely, NEVER, work out.  Please support the co...
25m Apr 30, 2019
25m
S2 Ep172: So Many Things Can Go Wrong with a Cabin
Want to be more charismatic but you’re too lazy to try? This week, Bethany teaches the class four easy ways to be more charming and charismatic like your favorite Mother of Dragons. Kathleen is all about renaming some stressful things in life, plus she tells us what really boils her blood about mint!
1hr 5m Apr 25, 2019
1hr 5m