S1 Ep80: What the Fork?!
Kathleen will NOT watch a certain documentary and refuses to be swayed. Bethany is dipping her toe in the Finger Lakes of life, and we catch Sam doing something right! 
28m Aug 16, 2017
28m
S1 Ep79: Kids Do Things Like Vomit and Bleed
Sam and Kathleen have some baby thoughts - and questions - after a weekend spent with children. Bethany explains why she’ll never babysit again, and Mama Watson makes a cameo! Note to our audiophile friends: the subtle buzzing you may hear in the background is a fidget spinner. We’ve got issues.
30m Aug 09, 2017
30m
S1 Ep78: Slidin' Into Your DMs with His Pants Off
Bad stuff happens, and you learn. The women discuss the unforeseen good things that came out of big mistakes. Then, are we in an alternate universe?
44m Aug 02, 2017
44m
S1 Ep77: You're a Pusher!
Sam is annoyed by her fellow podcasters because they're pressuring her to make a life change. Oh, and Bethany is super crabby today.
28m Jul 27, 2017
28m
S1 Ep76: The Floral Romper Dilemma
Bethany just did something questionable and Sam is completely skeeved out. And is Kathleen expecting??
28m Jul 19, 2017
28m
S1 Ep75: Marriage = Friendship Death?
Sam’s friend just got engaged and Sam is panicing over it! Kathleen and Bethany have differing opinions on the predicament. Does marriage mean the death of a friendship?
36m Jul 12, 2017
36m
S1 Ep74: On “The Fun Girl"
The women get serious for a second as Kathleen and Bethany explain their insecurities over not being “the fun girl."
30m Jul 05, 2017
30m
S1 Ep73: William, You Have Something on Your Face
The honeymoon phase is over for Sam and her boyfriend, and now they’re fighting over really stupid things. REALLY stupid things
28m Jun 28, 2017
28m
S1 Ep72: It's Not a Telegram, It's a Conversation - Ep.72
"Abigail" is juggling two long-distance guys (one of whom only texts, but doesn't like to text) and she needs advice!
28m Jun 21, 2017
28m
S1 Ep71: Hablo Your Ass Some F*cking Spanish
It's almost Father's Day, so let's talk about why our dads are weird AF! Then, things get awkward when Kathleen and Bethany decide who they'd choose if Sam and her BF broke up.
38m Jun 14, 2017
38m
S1 Ep70: I’m Going to Lose Money on This
Two of the women have great ideas for new businesses! But whose business idea is terrible and will cost her all of her money?
26m Jun 07, 2017
26m
S1 Ep69: Do You Hear The Ice Cream Truck?
Sam and Kathleen debate Bethany on the pros of summertime. Then secret time capsules come into play.
40m May 31, 2017
40m
S1 Ep68: Don't Try This At Home
Let's talk about unethical scientific experiments from the past! Fake electrocution, anyone?
34m May 24, 2017
34m
S1 Ep67: Boom. You Got Mom'd
Sam's Mom did the mommest thing ever, Bethany puuuuuuuuushes down her maternal instinct, and Kathleen just wants her nieces to love her, ok?
26m May 18, 2017
26m
S1 Ep66: There's A Hidden Camera In Your House
23m May 10, 2017
23m
S1 Ep65: My Love Language is Tacos
Quick! The big show is starting soon! The women talk about what “Love Language” they speak, Kathleen explains what exactly The Kathleen Special is, and Bethany shares her secret for the best way to get a hard workout at the gym.
24m May 03, 2017
24m
S1 Ep64: Dashboard Confessional
Sam’s ex is causing some drama with her boyfriend and she needs advice. Plus, Bethany must apologize to the celebrity she awkwarded all over.
40m Apr 26, 2017
40m
S1 Ep63: On Adult Friendships
Advice corner continues as Kathleen struggles with a good friend who only communicates on Facebook.
39m Apr 19, 2017
39m
S1 Ep62: I'm Just Laughing So I Won't Feel Left Out
Bethany screwed up in a group text and needs help ASAP! Plus, Sam comes clean about her "Bridesmaids" moment.
44m Apr 12, 2017
44m
S1 Ep61: Clearly, It’s Going to be the Noodle Pool
The women detail things they’ve always dreamed of doing (catsuits and Trader Joe’s are involved). Plus, Producer Nate makes a cameo appearance to discuss his feelings regarding Angry Sex, and Bethany has no idea what she learned this week but tries her damnedest to figure it out on the fly.
47m Apr 05, 2017
47m
S1 Ep60: How To Ask A Girl Out In 10 Days... Sorta
Listener Chris wrote to the women for tips on how to ask a girl on a date. Advice is debated, show tunes are sung and Skeery Jones made a surprise guest appearance.
35m Mar 29, 2017
35m
S1 Ep59: I Don't Know! Living Enzymes! I Don't Know!
We're back from vacation! Sam's profoundly jet lagged & will likely die from Australian spiders, Kathleen teaches us how to evade creeps + Bethany extols the virtues of a "woo woo" staycation!
42m Mar 22, 2017
42m
S1 Ep58: Cheese Until Proven Coffee, Part Deux
The women try to discuss their favorite life hacks as Sam and Bethany get progressively sicker from drinking too much ACV.
27m Mar 14, 2017
27m
S1 Ep57: Triage Advice
Listener 'Portia' needs advice about a Tinder date who sucks at, well, communicating in general. And Sam plays Round 2 of 'Cheese Until Proven Coffee!'
19m Mar 09, 2017
19m
S1 Ep56: Whores & Farmers
Everybody panic! The show is leaving for LA in 45 min and we have to record a podcast!
15m Mar 01, 2017
15m
S1 Ep55: Let Me Touch Your Energy
Let's start a cult! Bethany, Kathleen and Sam describe their ideal cults. Then Bethany's mom ruins everything.
28m Feb 22, 2017
28m
S1 Ep54: A 23-Year-Old Female Falls Asleep in Own Vomit
Ep.54 - Happy Valentines Day! Sam, Bethany and Kathleen give their surly takes on this invented holiday, Sam tells us more about SelfCareSundays, and Bethany tries to ruin Kathleens marriage.
31m Feb 15, 2017
31m
S1 Ep53: Blair Waldorf's Bow Headbands
What's your uniform? Which TV character is your style icon? Is Kathleen our "Charlotte?" Who drank all my wine?
33m Feb 08, 2017
33m
S1 Ep52: A Seth Rogen Sex Dream
Sam and Kathleen are having crazy dreams. Bethany plays Freud. Also, what do monkeys mean to you?
40m Feb 01, 2017
40m
S1 Ep51: The Danish Prince or Dick the Pauper
The ladies describe the opening scenes of their life movies, and Bethany is torn between two fairytale men.
35m Jan 25, 2017
35m
S1 Ep50: You Need a Little Champers in Your Purse
The women lower the veil and get real about why they're horrible people.
28m Jan 18, 2017
28m
S1 Ep49: 90s Drew Barrymore At The Oscars, Guys
The women plan their own funerals because why miss a chance to throw a party
27m Jan 11, 2017
27m
S1 Ep48: Kate Moss Breast-Shaped Champagne Glasses
2017 is about kicking ass, so the women describe their new alter egos, complete with ridiculously awesome names.
32m Jan 04, 2017
32m
S1 Ep47: I Hope You Had A Sh*tty Time in Paris!
Ep.47 - It's the last episode of 2016! The women recount their favorite secret moments from the past year make plans on how they'll force 2017 to be way less horrible than 2016.
34m Dec 28, 2016
34m
S1 Ep46: It Has To Do with Syphilis. So.
The women talk about their (lack of) New Years resolutions and Sam has made a new body discovery!
35m Dec 21, 2016
35m
S1 Ep45: I'm Prepared To Drink Both Of Your Urines
Bethany is convinced the women will die on their upcoming hike. We also get an update on Sam's septum ring... "situation."
35m Dec 14, 2016
35m
S1 Ep44: How To Stay Awake
It's a 5 AM recording session! Kathleen hasn't slept, Sam is sick and Bethany is chugging iced coffee.
26m Dec 07, 2016
26m
S1 Ep43: Sam's Conundrum
Sam swallowed her nose ring. Kathleen and Bethany know exactly what she needs to do next...
31m Nov 30, 2016
31m
S1 Ep42: Cheese Until Proven Coffee
Bethany reveals she hates the 'F' word and the girls get real about some stinky things.
25m Nov 23, 2016
25m
Thanksgiving, The Best Holiday Of All? - Bonus 3
The ladies talk turkey, uncomfortable memories and everything they are thankful for this year!
26m Nov 23, 2016
26m
S1 Ep41: Stop Laughing! This Is Erotic!
Bethany and Kathleen are both sick af, so it's Sexy Voice Story Time!
28m Nov 16, 2016
28m
S1 Ep40: Bedside Kimonos
Kathleen is accidentally on hallucinogens and the rest of the ladies are dragged into her trippy world, too.
23m Nov 09, 2016
23m
S1: Get Out And Vote! - Bonus 2
The ladies discuss the importance and historic meaning of fulfilling their civic duty to VOTE! #ElectionDay2016
9m Nov 07, 2016
9m
S1 Ep39: Baby Jesus, I Got Salmonella
Kathleen is in full holiday mode as the women discuss introverted Saturday nights, the horrors of Baby Feet and creepy Santas!
26m Nov 02, 2016
26m
S1 Ep38: Why? WHY!?
The ladies discuss things they just don't understand like naming your breasts, Frisbee and chicken and waffles.
19m Oct 26, 2016
19m
S1 Ep37: That One Time At A Concert
The ladies discuss the possibility of Sam's Mom having an orgy and being in love with *NSYNC.
22m Oct 19, 2016
22m
S1: Even Scarier Stories! - Bonus 1
Our friend Danielle Monaro joins us for our first ever BONUS EPISODE! You asked for it, so we delivered... here are some even scarier stories for the month of October!
23m Oct 13, 2016
23m
S1 Ep36: Does This Brie Smell Funny?
We think Kathleen is buying off-brand cheese. Also, semen jokes around.
21m Oct 12, 2016
21m
S1 Ep35: Scary Stories to Tell on Your Podcast
The women share their scary stories and read some of yours!
31m Oct 05, 2016
31m
S1 Ep34: Chumbawamba: Chub Rubbin'
The ladies discuss the quickly approaching spooky season! Halloween costumes are stressful... right?
23m Sep 28, 2016
23m