S3 Ep29: Week 37: This Is Howe We Do It #fpl 16/17
It’s the penultimate podcast of the season and it’s all change in the Gaffer top ten! A new kid on the block named Kevin ruffles some Gafferazzi feathers and Tom finally comes out on top of the 3 hosts. Some football related  questions descend into chaos as the guys sexually objectify renwoned managers and they each pick a left field last week pick to try and gain some last minute ground in the...
1hr 22m May 18, 2017
1hr 22m
S3 Ep29: Week 36: Auntie Penultimate #FPL 16/17
It’s nearly time to say goodbye to the 16/17 season but while many players get secretive, The Gaffers are here to talk candidly about everything fantasy football. There’s some heated arguments as usual and Tom is back to deliver Where’s Wallers and present The Davis Cup ‘properly’ after his absence last week. There may or may not also be a rant about Spurs.
1hr 19m May 10, 2017
1hr 19m
S3 Ep28: Week 35: Slip It In Niasse #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers call in a top notch substitution as Fantasy YIRMA comes into the studio to supply some much needed fantasy football sense. He soon lowers his standards and supplies a quiz that Tom himself would be proud of. Ash & Craig breakdown last week’s results and dish out their advice on the best way to end your season.
1hr 24m May 04, 2017
1hr 24m
S3 Ep27: Week 34: Cabin Fever #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are back to their best (we hope) in the middle of a double gameweek that will make or break your season! They share captain choices, tales of woe and a some weird stepfather related dark secrets. There’s a bumper packed section of listener questions and they discuss if it’s time to drop the dead weight who have nothing to play for. Not long to go but The Gaffers will be here until t...
1hr 20m Apr 26, 2017
1hr 20m
S3 Ep26: Week 32: Gaffer Fan TV #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are back together in the wake of Arsenal’s convincing loss to Crystal Palace and it may or may not feature heavily as they dissect the week’s results. By dissect of course, we mean talk about it then get distracted by something metaphorically shiny. There’s an amazing amount of voice clips, tweets and facebook questions. Some interesting, some frankly weird. It’s what we’ve come to ...
1hr 8m Apr 13, 2017
1hr 8m
S3 Ep25: Week 31: Train Baptiste #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are here, in the middle of a game-week, to talk about the game-week before it, and the game-week after it, but not the game-week they’re currently in…because they’re not Jeff Stelling. There’s the usual features, reviews and tips, plus we talk to TV comedian Dane Baptiste, who is on a train during the interview…hence the name of the podcast.
1hr 5m Apr 06, 2017
1hr 5m
S3 Ep24: Week 30: Alan Banana Split #FPL 16/17
Ding Dong the Internationals are dead, which means the gaffers are back to Premier League business for back to back gameweeks 30 and 31. Injuries are the talking point of the day with Lallana and Coleman on the sidelines for the forseeable. Well, injuries and 80s cartoons if we are completely honest but you can’t have one without the other. Listener questions are answered and this week’s quiz f...
1hr 9m Mar 29, 2017
1hr 9m
S3 Ep23: Week 29: My Hand Shake Brings All The Boys To The (boat) Yard #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are together recording from Pimp Shuei for the first time ever! Cocktails on tap doesn’t stop them discussing the shortest game week ever and the panic caused by Harry Kane’s injury. They make their predictions for gameweek 29 and answer your questions on things they hate about football and who could step up for Spurs in the coming weeks. As always, they end with a quiz, a lot of co...
1hr 16m Mar 14, 2017
1hr 16m
S3 Ep22: Week 28: You’re having a giraffe! #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers come to you in the midst of the Double Gameweek madness. We talk about the big scorers, how there’s still hope if you didn’t use your Triple Captain chip and guide you through the upcoming Jermain Defoe sized mini-gameweek.Tom fulfils his lifelong ambition of appearing on Arsenal Fan TV and Ash tells an actual joke for the first (and probably last) time in 3 years of podcasting.
1hr 16m Mar 08, 2017
1hr 16m
S3 Ep21: Week 27: The sell out show #FPL 16/17
Ranieri is gone but life goes on and The Gaffers pay homage to Claudio with talk of double game weeks, blanks and how to enjoy football as a VIP. There’s all your regular features as well as some tips from The Odds Bible. Tom rounds things off with some offensive impressions, a quiz and some beatboxing. Yes. Beatboxing. Really.
1hr 7m Mar 01, 2017
1hr 7m
S3 Ep20: Week 26: Chun-Leave It Out #FPL 16/17
All 3 Gaffers are present and correct and although it takes them less than two minutes to talk about 90s gaming, they do cover gameweek 25 including the rise and fall of Jesus, Ugly Pelle and the death of Phil Jagielka. The Facebook jingle competition draws to a close with a frankly astoundingly high level of entry and even higher level of questions. Ash talks up Snodgrass, Craig fancies Mane a...
1hr 15m Feb 16, 2017
1hr 15m
S3 Ep19: Week 24/25: The Differential Podcast #FPL 16/17
With Craig away (for a change), the two most reliable and sexy of the Gaffers are here to talk Gameweek 24 and laugh at you if you didn’t have Lukaku. We answer your social media questions, preview the upcoming Gameweek, ponder what to do with Alexis Sanchez, and there’s some poetry. No, seriously.
1hr 8m Feb 08, 2017
1hr 8m
S3 Ep18: Week 23: Tom Normally Thinks Of The Episodes Names #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are here with your weekly dose of FPL, while Tom is off sick with a dose of flu. Ash & Craig use it as a chance to actually talk about football. Well, football and Playstations and Full English Breakfasts. Is the Alan Banana gravy train over? Is Diego Costa back on the market? Will Tom approve of how we treated his precious broadcasting features? Listen and find out.
55m Jan 25, 2017
55m
S3 Ep17: Week 22: The Coffee Tapes #FPL 16/17
The Gaffer Tapes is back to discuss GameWeek 21 as well as give their theories on whatever happened to Diego Costa. Ash, Tom & Craig also answer questions on Harry Kane, favourite cheese and whether there are too many Tom Davies? The Gaffer Gambler is back with a little help from TheOddsBible as well as all the usual fpl tips and advice for GW22.
1hr 16m Jan 18, 2017
1hr 16m
S3 Ep16: Week 21:End Chelsea Defence #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are back for 2017! It’s our New Year’s Resolution to continue providing award winning fantasy football insight and tips for our fans across the globe… which is why this week we talk about Fruitcake, hypothetical French wrestlers and threesomes with the Queen. Happy New Year!
1hr 14m Jan 10, 2017
1hr 14m
S3 Ep15: Week 16 to 20: Old Saint Nick (Knowles) #FPL 16/17
All three of the Gaffers are back for a bumper XXL Christmas podcast. We attempt to navigate the busy Xmas fixture schedule and talk bans, plans and ham hands. There’s the usual social media questions, a trip down memory lane and it’s the triumphant return of the quiz. God bless us, everyone!
1hr 26m Dec 22, 2016
1hr 26m
S3 Ep14: Week 15: A Turd in the Hand is worth Two in the Bush #FPL 16/17
The two most graceful and streetwise of The Gaffers are back to review Gameweek 14, which was a make-or-break week for a lot of Fantasy Football Players. We answer your social media questions, look in-depth about who we should all replace Sergio “Naughty Sausage” Aguero with, there’s a return for the Dommy Mon Voice Clip of the Week… and Tom reveals why no one should EVER shake his hand again.
1hr 9m Dec 07, 2016
1hr 9m
S3 Ep13: Week 14: WrongDong #FPL 16/17
The two most physically impressive Gaffers are back to review the fantastic highs and Coutinho shaped lows of gameweek 13. There’s the usual award winning features, as well as some new ones that probably won’t catch on, like “Tom and Ash discuss whether or not they should go to the pub on Saturday”. There’s also a special guest appearance from the man, the myth, the legend Fantasy YIRMA!
1hr 22m Nov 30, 2016
1hr 22m
S3 Ep12: Week 13: Deeth #FPL 16/17
The two most intense and refined of the Gaffers are here to AWARD some praise to the fantasy football players that did well, and do our BEST not to JUDGE the ones that didn’t. Will Aguero be the TROPHY captain choice when we review the upcoming game-week? Will a differential choice like Defoe WIN our affections? Or will we pick Arsenal’s GOLDen boy Giroud?
1hr 7m Nov 22, 2016
1hr 7m
S3 Ep11: Week 12: Get rid #FPL 16/17
The two most charismatic and voluptuous of the Gaffers are back for a bumper, XXL podcast. Filling in for Craigy Jungle Face is head of the Gafferazzi and owner of the coolest bar in London, Chuck Bailey. The lads talk Game-Week 11, answer your tweets and emails, and it’s the return of Tommy’s quiz. Ash also attempts to re-tell a classic Gaffer Tapes anecdote… which is why we overran.
1hr 40m Nov 09, 2016
1hr 40m
S3 Ep10: Week 10/11: Return of the King #FPL 16/17
After an unscheduled break, the two most attractive and masculine of the gaffers are back to review a big scoring Gameweek 10, answer your questions and give you tips for the upcoming week of fantasy football. Plus, joining us live from up a tree in a Canadian forest somewhere: special guest Dominic Monaghan.
1hr 21m Nov 03, 2016
1hr 21m
S3 Ep9: Week 8: ELORA DANAN! #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers return in an attempt to put a positive spin on an incredibly underwhelming GW8. We talk about the little players that scored big points and the big players that scored minus points. There’s the usual social media questions, upcoming game-week preview and award nominated quiz, as well as one of the most heated debates since Hillary and Trump last went at it.
1hr 9m Oct 19, 2016
1hr 9m
S3 Ep8: Week 8: Yellow Fever #FPL 16/17
As the International break limps to a close, Tom, Ash & Craig get back to business, mulling over their #FPL futures and celebrating a second consecutive nomination for Best UK Football Podcast. Aguero going yellow causes global panic, manager of the month for September is announced and one lucky listener gets branded a Nazi.
1hr 13m Oct 13, 2016
1hr 13m
S3 Ep7: Week 7: Shouting at Birds #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are back and it seems that everyone’s had a good Fantasy Football week as green arrows are the talk of the town. We ponder who to pick from in form Liverpool, and how you should probably just avoid West Ham players altogether, unless you fancy a beer. We answer the usual social media questions, try to keep our exceptional run of tips going… and Tom has problems keeping up with the c...
1hr 13m Sep 29, 2016
1hr 13m
S3 Ep6: Week 6: We Need To Talk About Kevin #FPL 16/17
Game week 5 is over and ‘Wildcarding’ is the talk of the town. The Gaffers talk through a few options for your new look team and answer your questions which range from whether Aguero should return, to which player you’d like to bathe. Little Dommy Monaghan has some more inquisitive gems and Tom proves that sometimes a good quiz name doesn’t make for a good quiz.
1hr 14m Sep 22, 2016
1hr 14m
S3 Ep5: Week 4/5: Signing The Death Nail #FPL 16/17
Aguero might be taking a break but Tom, Ash & Craig aren’t as The Gaffer Tapes returns for another week of FPL news, tips and made up proverbs. With Lukaku’s hat trick saving some people’s week, the Gaffers talk striker options for the coming weeks and see what a low scoring gameweek has done to the top 10. They mispronounce some names in Tweets for my Tweet, get a voicemail from Dom Monaghan i...
1hr 8m Sep 14, 2016
1hr 8m
S3 Ep4: Week 2/3: Supermarket Sweeper #FPL 16/17
Due to their growing success and international popularity, the Gaffers now refuse to be in the same room as each other. But thanks to modern technology (and Tom’s typewriter) the three lads are here to review the last game-week, answer the eternal question of Zlatan or Aguero… or neither, plus there’s a lot of talk about wildcards and even more about pizzas and Megan Fox.
1hr 16m Sep 01, 2016
1hr 16m
S3 Ep3: Week 1: Huth vs Snodgrass #FPL 16/17
The 2016/17 season starts with a bang (kind of). The Gaffers are here to review the opening game-week, point out where you all went wrong and persuade you that no matter how bad it was; you don’t need to wildcard yet! There’s the usual social media questions, the first round in Tom’s big quiz and we give you some more genuinely decent tips for the forthcoming weeks. Who would have thought?
1hr 19m Aug 18, 2016
1hr 19m
S3 Ep2: Pre-season 2: You Can Hear a PIN Drop #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are back for another pre-season podcast and this time the FPL site is actually live! There’s no more wild speculation, just hard stats and facts… and nob gags. We take an unusually professional and in depth look at who is over and under-priced, we answer your questions on more than just Twitter, we reveal some of our incredible prizes that could be yours in the 2016/17 season and we...
1hr 12m Aug 04, 2016
1hr 12m
S3 Ep1: Pre-season 1: Wild Speculation #FPL 16/17
The Gaffers are back for a pre-season podcast, recorded just before the FPL site (finally) went live… textbook. Hear the speculation, witness the guesswork, experience the not-really-knowing-what-the-hell-is-going-on. No changes there then. Tom also dons the Quiz Wizard’s Cloak and we have not 1, not 2, not 4: but THREE special announcements.
1hr 6m Jul 20, 2016
1hr 6m
S2 Ep29: Week 38 Walking Home #FPL 15/16
It’s time to say goodbye to the 15/16 season but not without The Gaffers having a quick look back at what went right and what went wrong. They announce the final top 10, answer your end of season tweets and have a look ahead to the Euros. There’s a Best of Quiz and a genuinely side splitting anecdote from Tom, welcome at any dinner party (unless Lee Sharpe is there).
55m May 30, 2016
55m
S2 Ep28: Week 37,38 Don’t Pick Welbeck!! #FPL 15/16
Craig and Ash take the helm this week, as Tom takes up a new hobby of fatherhood. They discuss the second double game week, whether it’s worth the hype and try to guide you to one last moment of genius in the last week of FPL. As always, they go through the league, answer your tweets on everything from celebrations to cereal and Tom even makes 2 minute cameo about which Arsenal player to pick.
42m May 12, 2016
42m
S2 Ep27: Week 36 Dominic Monaghan Investigates… #FPL 15/16
The season is nearly over but that doesn’t mean The Gaffers are dumbing down. Rather incredibly this week’s episode not only has FPL tips, football chat and a quiz but also a rather surprising interview with actor Dominic Monaghan. Tom, Ash and Craig do their best at remaining professional. You can be the judge of whether they succeed.
1hr 10m Apr 26, 2016
1hr 10m
S2 Ep26: Week 35 Through The Keyhole #FPL 15/16
With the most unusual of excuses to date, one of the Gaffers is absent from the lineup this week… seriously, you won’t believe why. But do not fear, the two main lads are here to talk about that damn double game week, preview the tricky upcoming GW35 and have a huge announcement about next week’s podcast!
56m Apr 20, 2016
56m
S2 Ep25: Week 34 Cock Tales #FPL 15/16
With all hopes for GW33 hinging on Everton or Palace, The Gaffers talk about the best way to finish your FPL season strong! Listener questions include Sanchez or Ozil? Which WBA defender? And pretentious drinks? Tom, Ash and Craig tackle them as professionally as always. Just not as professional as Copa 90.
1hr 6m Apr 11, 2016
1hr 6m
S2 Ep24: Week 32,33 Goblin Bowl #FPL 15/16
The Gaffers are back after The Lost Pod - a week that will forever be missing in the annals of FPL folklore. Thankfully it’s a bumper episode to make up for it with all of your twitter questions, the new league leader is revealed and Tom, Ash & Craig make their picks for the coming weeks. They discuss why Leicester may be brilliant but not profitable, the return of some FPL stalwarts and Quiche...
1hr 34m Apr 06, 2016
1hr 34m
S2 Ep23: Week 31 Okochani or summink #FPL 15/16
Due to an injury, the two most heterosexual and desirable of the Gaffers are here to not only review last week’s action and preview the next gameweek, but DEFINITIVELY dissect the highly anticipated double gameweeks that have JUST been announced!
1hr 17m Mar 16, 2016
1hr 17m
S2 Ep22: Week 30 Rushden Hour #FPL 15/16
All 3 gaffers are back as the FPL season approached a tricky gameweek. The top ten in the league get their traditional mention and Ash, Tom and Craig swap tips and tricks going into gameweek 30. There’s also the return of the quiz as well as all your best tweets and emails from the week.
1hr 15m Mar 09, 2016
1hr 15m
S2 Ep21: Week 28,29 GUILTY #FPL 15/16
The two most masculine and attractive of the Gaffers are here to review gameweek 28 and preview gameweek 29. We cover the ever tricky subject of when to pull the trigger on your Triple Captain chip, the danger of wildcarding with so few teams playing in gameweek 30, and we definitely DO NOT say anything libellous about any former Sunderland footballers or absent co-hosts.
1hr 2m Mar 04, 2016
1hr 2m
S2 Ep20: Week 25,26,27 The Albert Squares #FPL 15/16
Tom, Ash and Craig deliver a transatlantic podcast with the Gaffers on different continents. They do a whirlwind FPL tour of the last few weeks and catch up on the Gaffer Tapes league as we near the business end of the season. By business, we mean several Eastenders references, occasional game week chat and more naughty language than Nick Cotton.
44m Feb 21, 2016
44m
S2 Ep19: Week 23,24 Scrambled Gregg #FPL 15/16
It’s deadline day and Tom and Craig are ploughing on in the absence of Ash, while he spreads the good word of #FPL in America. They try to talk logical football and discuss the top signing from the transfer window. There’s a couple of game weeks worth of tweets to get through and a few wanders off piste without Ash to get them back on track.
51m Feb 02, 2016
51m
S2 Ep18: Week 22: Defriend or Defoe #FPL 15/16
There’s a change in the line up this week as Taylor Kern steps in for Tom Holmes but there’s the same trusty features as The Gaffers cover what went wrong in game week 20, read the best of your tweets and end with some tenuous trivia. They discuss whether any value can be found in relegation battles and make a heartfelt apology about their criticism of Jermain Defoe.
1hr 6m Jan 15, 2016
1hr 6m
S2 Ep17: Week 20,21: A Question of Pork #FPL 15/16
The Gaffer Tapes is back for the first pod of 2016! With the transfer window open and wildcard season upon us there’s plenty to talk about at The Gaffer Tapes HQ. Despite that Tom, Ash & Craig manage to fit in a healthy amount of chat about sausages and The Spice Girls, as well as plenty of tips, tweets and transfer talk. All that and the latest edition of Ash’s infamous quiz, Neil Vs Real.
1hr 10m Jan 07, 2016
1hr 10m
S2 Ep6: Week 17,18,19: Blatter, innit? #FPL 15/16
The Gaffer Tapes is back for a Christmas Special of the nation’s favourite Fantasy Football podcast. We talk strikers and if there’s any value outside Ighalo, Vardy & Lukaku, we answer your questions with Chelsea being the topic of conversation and Tom and Craig debate the existence of a third East 17 album. Ash brings back an Emoji classic quiz and Craig may or not lose his sh*t. Bonus feature...
1hr 17m Dec 23, 2015
1hr 17m
S2 Ep15: Week 16: Quiz = Internet VS (Tom VS Craig) #FPL 15/16
The Gaffer Tapes is back for a game week where Mahrez bagged a hat trick, Lukaku got his fifth on the bounce and Jamie Vardy took a week off. Luckily, Tom, Ash & Craig didn’t and they answer your questions from this week’s FPL. There’s a couple of betting tips, an apology to Canada and Ash’s latest attempt at a quiz in which Craig and Tom take on the internet.
1hr 5m Dec 08, 2015
1hr 5m
S2 Ep14: Week 15: Let’s just assume we thought up a good name #FPL 15/16
Tom, Ash & Craig talk a surprising amount of football, FPL and analysis, with chat about KDB, Watford’s strike force and the risk of keeping Aguero. Not to worry though, Tom soon chats sandwiches and Ash gives us a quiz you’re almost certain to give up on.
1hr 9m Dec 01, 2015
1hr 9m
S2 Ep13: Week 14: Pheasident Evil #FPL 15/16
The guys are back with a bang and waste no time in discussing the big topics like Wilson from Home Improvements and how to murder game birds. They answer your tweets and questions and deal with celebrity fans. Whatever.
1hr Nov 26, 2015
1hr
S2 Ep12: Week 12: Braising the stakes #FPL 15/16
The Gaffers are back after their break and talk over the last couple of weeks of FPL. Tom contemplates his retirement from fantasy football, while Craig and Ash discuss what they’ve done to move themselves up the table. They start a twitter beef and have a Football Manager themed quiz in time for the release of the new game. One Problem. Tom’s never played it as it’s ‘only for boffins’.
1hr 6m Nov 12, 2015
1hr 6m
S2 Ep11: Week 11: I am Mannahon! #FPL 15/16
After yet another win for the Hammers the Gaffers do a 15 hour Slaven Bilic retrospective. From his dreams of being a rock and roll star to taking West Ham into the Champions league. We have several in depth interviews with his High School teachers in Croatia. Followed by Talks with his parents and backroom staff all set to a classical operatic score. To maintain the artistic integrity of the s...
1hr 5m Oct 28, 2015
1hr 5m
S2 Ep10: Week 10: Royal Mumble #FPL 15/16
The Gaffers are back together after another International Break to discuss City’s scoring streak, Klopp’s boring start and Bob Marley in midfield for Newcastle. They lay their neck on the line with some tips for the next game week and this week’s quiz manages to include wrestling, big cats and Gordon Strachan. Craig sadly can’t finish the podcast due to medical reasons.
1hr 6m Oct 20, 2015
1hr 6m