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We had a little technical difficulty in the beginning but here we are. Testing new lighting, football fans are insane, perimenopause is upon us and being alone is pleasant. We love an ice cream sandwich family, Crystal might need to upgrade her cigs, 9-11 is still on speed dial and dress for the partner you want.

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Crystal had Covid, let’s read books, the rain won’t stop and getting old is not a good time. Prepare your kids for adulthood, women are pervs too, don’t ask people their body count and always be aware of your surroundings.

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Peez has new pets, resellers are still annoying, physical reactions to genocide are normal and Rick Owens is a good brand to support. Could your dad be a serial killer, the universe gave us each other, be careful at the hospital and decorate your house however makes you happy.

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Riding with Crystal is an adventure, Peez has been cussing a LOT, Pata Fria is having a really bad week and we’re all ingesting plastic. Do you ever plan for prison in your head, Crystal has a great new client, no that’s not a stuffed animal and a period ain’t stopping nothing but a sentence.

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We love a good garage sale but hate reseller price gouging. Crystal met an animal that doesn’t love her for once. Don’t raise your kids to be mean girls and don’t spend your money with terrible companies.
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Xmas is still going, we love a man’s man, women need to carry guns and we would actually be really bad cops. Pata Fria might start taking tattoo appts, our government is the worst of the worst, Crystal isn’t great at remembering names and just don’t eat Carolyn’s cooking. FREE PALESTINE, CEASEFIRE NOW, END THE OCCUPATION.

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The hangout was a success, making your partner a mixtape is true love, Crystal got to share some holiday spirit and Santa has been commodified. Bingo gets SERIOUS, practice proper pharmacy etiquette, Peez is loving cuss words and Pata Fria has been having some terrible dreams.

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We’re back after a month.
The flu is not playing fair, Crystal is hit with tragedy once again and losing Carl was a loss for so many.
Who’s doing the hiring at Richmond Kaiser, Crystal is enjoying a new meat, Charlene had a favorite roadside hustler and don’t support soft white underbelly.

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Crystal has on cute socks and Pata Fria is losing her voice. Migraines can ruin your life, toddlers are insane, coffee and books have been the vibe this week and boycotting works. Oil pulling has begun, men are not ok, Hollywood is full of pedos and abusers and this week we got some great write ins.

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Pata Fria’s whole house is sick, wear your shoes while you can because they crumble, beware of the Bernie’s and please keep spreading the truth about this genocide. Client flashbacks are fun, Crystal has been making more friends, the older you get the less clingy you are and exposure therapy really works.

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Mark is on a honeymoon with his mom, FREE PALESTINE, always acknowledge rock ‘n roll, STD’s have a dark origin, discovering new coffees is fun and diaper rash cream saves the day.

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Happy Halloween guys!!
Pata Fria is having a really rough menstrual moment, when working with old folks maybe leave your bad attitude at home, teenage house parties are NOT a good time and unfortunately most beauty treatments come with risks.

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Xmas tree scented candle got us in the spirit, Crystal doesn’t deserve the amount of poop she has to deal with, never trust a sneaky bum and do not wear super curved toenails. FREE PALESTINE, censorship is out of control, while joking kids are always off limits and ghosts are still showing off.

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FREE PALESTINE.
Karma is gonna get shady car mechanics., our priorities are not in order, school stuff is stressful and bidets are fun. Don’t outshine the birthday girl, whale watching is coming soon, celebrities are doing way too much lately and industry plants might be a thing.

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FREE PALESTINE.
Busy days are rough, black mold is dangerous, kids should not be dealing w discrimination in 2023 and Peez is really a ray of sunshine.
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Twinkle twinkle…it’s been 5 whole years!
Thank you to everyone that’s been with us for the ride. Crystal has a typical Hello Dysfunction encounter. Pata Fria finally cracks an ongoing case. Hugs to anyone that grew up with a mean grandpa or has kids that have scared you to death while hiding.

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Pata Fria is feeling like vertigo, Crystal has had ENOUGH. Carolyn makes a gruesome discovery and once again our girl is called in for duty.
Keep your creepy friends away, be careful when using harsh chemicals, rebounding is amazing exercise and it’s sad when you ruin your favorite restaurant.

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S1 Ep228: She&#39;s Hot
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Dogs are a huge responsibility.
Crystal is still trying to re-home a really great fur baby. Disneyland for Peez was an amazing time and podcasts are perfect listening for road trips.
Twitter has brought a lot of us together, updates about dumping jerks are awesome, traumatic visual flashbacks are terrible and please don’t drive in flip flops.

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Old fashioned training diapers were painful. Manners are SO important. We need to go on a Midwest thrifting tour and Crystal is ready to call 911 at ALL times. Don’t ask your friends for discounts, don’t pick up snakes you don’t know, don’t send your kids with the Boy Scouts and don’t stay with a partner that wants to split every cost with you.

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S1 Ep226: Stop Talking
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Crystal needs to CHILL OUT. Peez is having a big girl week. Teach your kids to keep their hands off other ppl’s property and we’ve updated some things on Patreon. IG is following accounts on it’s own, vaping is more dangerous that we realized, some of these kids games are advertising s*x games and Covid is back in town.

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S1 Ep225: Trig
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Mosquitos are attacking. We’re on YouTube. Corn really angers Crystal and Pata Fria wants a stud farmer. Since it’s available, everyone should be using full body deodorant. Stop remaking movies. Technology is killing is and our government is a joke.

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S1 Ep224: Drippy Drippy
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Hot weather sucks.
Don’t hang out near people’s front door. Peez is a singer, anonymous harassment is cowardly and technology is getting scary.
Tempers are short, Bay Area bippers are out of control and we don’t really mind if you want to have fun with our deceased family.

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We’ve had a week of bullshit, another one bites the dust, more words we like and some new natural biohacks. Watch who you pocket dial, costume jewelry is not for men, pray for Maui and we’re headed to the desert.

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Pat is recovering from alcohol poisoning.
The live shows were more than we ever hoped for. Crystal thinks she has a “dance space”. Nations got us thinking we’re famous. Is Lizzo disgusting? Crystal is Peez’ favorite person in the world. And Taco Bell better stop skimping us.

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We’re bleeding, overwhelmed and preparing for the live shows. Pata Fria is testing a new intimate bleaching cream, it’s Jimbo’s birthday, William hurt himself and Mark has been a huge help. A UTI vaccine is coming, a little progress is being made in the Tupac murder investigation, don’t fake a kidnapping and don’t act a fool in another country.

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S1 Ep220: Murder Deluxe
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It’s been a rough eventful week.
Crystal is losing a toenail, displays excellent self control and has another new word for us. Pata Fria got a new car, shot photos in a kinky dream house and had an interaction with a possible trafficker.

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S1 Ep219: Lackadaisical
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We’re fancy and video production has begun.
Pata Fria is experiencing creative mania, Crystal is showing off her vocabulary and if someone asks you about an enemy just say they died.
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Finally some nice weather.
Happy Birthday Bunny! RIP Billy and shoutout to all the great dads. Real panic auto adjusts your senses, stay out of submarines, Pata Fria had another planned parenthood date and don’t be the friend with the smelly vagina.

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S1 Ep217: When a Man Loves a Woman
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Pata Fria is off her meds.
Crystal has PTSD from a popular love song.
Compliments from women are the only ones that matter and Orcas have had enough.
Being naturally funny makes anyone attractive and you never know what’s coming when Carolyn is on live.

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Crystal has a serious announcement.
We have an official HD tattoo.
Americans sometimes have to share prescriptions, Carolyn is a natural liar and she might have some secrets.
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Pata Fria drank a cigarette and feels sick.
Nations loves us therefore we’re famous.
RIP Tina Turner.
Be careful doing whip it’s, Nicki Minaj is embarrassing, men are not our favorite and the universe has been picking on Crystal.

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Pata Fria is the birthday girl.
And also Stevi.
Mother’s Day was lovely, Crystal’s parents are inappropriate and our background noise is always a surprise. How honest are you? We hate Walgreens and love a good crime doc.

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Crystal thinks she’s so funny at the worst times.
Peez and Crystal have the same pronunciation, Mae and Ivan are done, Pata Fria is fired from the promo team and mark your calendars for the live show!!

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It’s really true what they say, what’s done in the dark will always come to light.
What happened to girl code?
Crystal is almost prom queen at the new Safeway and many thanks to Robyn.

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This week Hello Dysfunction got to sit in with another Bay Area podcast, Burbeck and Garretson. We got some male prospective and a lot covered with seven of us all sitting in.

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S1 Ep210: Sex Feet
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We’re still sick.
Pata Fria is drunk and off her meds.
The craft supplies are out of hand and Crystal has some great white trash tattoos.
Crystal’s family has more dark secrets and sharing a bed is poor people shit.

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Crystal loves having phlegm.
Pata Fria is going thru metamorphosis. Again.
Peez loves to cause a scene and cigarettes are pretty hot. Crystal’s dream ruined their new lashes, local sex workers are making everyone really proud, eating food in the bathroom isn’t that bad and the 90s were pretty barbaric.

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S1 Ep208: Small Town Drunk
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Rest In Peace Queen Prudence.
Stand on one foot if something is wrong.
Pata Fria is a single woman and will be for the rest of her life.
Poppies and eagles are for Merica.
Carolyn is gonna hit Crystal any day now.
Uncle Jimmy wants something and Pata Fria really doesn’t need alcohol.

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Sinus infections, vertigo and stomach viruses…oh my! Traffic has Crystal ready to leave earth and tummy tuck swelling is an unpleasant surprise. It’s now illegal to send surprise unwanted nudes in CA and Trump is going to jail.

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It’s a wild Saturday night!
Crystal got crop dusted, smoking used to be really cool, don’t encourage conversation with strangers and please always ask before dropping some heavy loads on someone.
Pata Fria can’t see and is still getting really manic. Crystal has taken steps to get her ADD under control and is drinking more water. Fords have no loyalty and being yourself will ultimately give you...
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Crystal is planning a no dairy challenge, Peez is after all the babies, driving in the rain is scary and people are always showing up at Pata Fria’s door.
Carolyn is doing and not doing whatever she wants, insulting racist humor isn’t funny and you don’t have to claim your whiteness if you don’t want to.

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Pay your bills. Crystal is on the loose! We’re experiencing a REAL winter right now and Pata Fria’s foot is probably fractured. Mayo is really important to Crystal, Pata Fria has been leaning on God and they’re both considering starting a church.

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Valentines Day was cute, same day delivery is dangerous, we can definitely be bought and some people don’t have visual imagination!
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S1 Ep201: Sex Machine
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Surgery is done!
Pata Fria had a rough time but she’s finally home.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, re-use your towels and Robert Crumb is basically Crystal’s family.

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It’s episode 200!!!!
We’ve been doing this for 200 years.
Jimmy is alive. Happy Birthday Stinkers.
Build A Bear has gone too far.
Pay attention to the messages the universe sends you and don’t forget your kegals.

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Did your family swim in garbage cans?
RSV is terrifying. Dnt throw away cookies and try not to pee your pants.
Everyone’s info is on the internet and if you have it in you, be a Dom.

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Happy New Year!!
Don’t pawn your family’s decorations for meth. Crystal was a really bad child. Girl you know it’s true is a timeless classic. Apologize in your partner’s love language!
Being a woman is really risky. Movies from the 90s can be pretty great. Pata Fria is sensitive to criticism and mean parents get softer with age.

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Welcome to the dysfunction, Crystal’s brain has fun commercials on loop.
Please don’t put Pata Fria on the spot about a tip. Christmas was different for everyone this year, but let’s keep it cozy as long as possible.
RIP to our HD family member Rahni 🖤
Try to stay loose if you’re in an accident and ask Crystal to show you her new sweats!

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Pata Fria is really sick. Crystal has identified the local pervert. Spread kindness whenever you can and school is really a scam. Power really changes people and Crystal’s hypothetical questions are ENDLESS!

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