315: A Crisis Scenario!
Live from Bahara Indian restaurant in Brick lane! Great to be together… Sach got so excited that his pani shot everywhere! And no that’s not a euphemism! We’re talking Lohri, massive Melas and annoying football fans! Plus PlayStations are about to get real smelly! And by the way… does anyone know if Australia is a continent as well as country? We’re not sure!
1hr 2m Jan 16, 2025
1hr 2m
314: He's Having A "Dol Bath"...
Welcome to 2025 Brownloaders - We are back and very excited about the year ahead! As with every Christmas break, there’s loads to catch up on from family and food to films and fake fireworks! Plus my Masi even appears in the podcast…well... sort of! Kej and Sach spent NYE together with big bad Kej even stepping up as nightclub security! So many random topics were covered in this episode… Hit pl...
1hr 24m Jan 09, 2025
1hr 24m
313: Things We've Learnt 2024!
Happy New Year you absolutely lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of “things we learnt” from 2024! There’s been a lot of hype all year round… We’ve all wanted to make this highlights episode! How many of mine made the grade? How harsh is the editor (Sach) feeling? Will Kej feature? Do you remember the facts from the episode when it first played out?...
33m Jan 02, 2025
33m
312: Cheeni Kum!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Hope you’re all enjoying the festivities and not stressing out! This is our last podcast of 2024 so we are grateful that his royal Kejness graced us with his presence after last weeks Christmas party, plus we’re talking social plans at this time of year and the types of desi products that could make the official Monarchy supplier list! Merry Christmas y...
1hr 2m Dec 26, 2024
1hr 2m
311: My Newest Friend...
Me and Sach have been good all year, so Santa granted us our wish - A podcast without Kej! Actually - it’s weird how we missed the annoying little veggie patty! But don’t worry, we roped in a replacement by the name of Chirag Rao (an awesome singer I'm working with on a Bollywood music show!) We chat about all things Xmas, our love for food and Sach is taking the easy option for his festive fea...
54m Dec 19, 2024
54m
310: The Brownload LIVE! (Birmingham)
We are live from Birmingham! Big up all the Brummies that came out! Great to take the podcast out in the road and meet some of our lovely listeners! We’re talking storms, Christmas excitement and exam “tactics” - some of which are very questionable - Shhh! Hit play and enjoy the LIVE episode recorded with an audience at the Glee Club in Birmingham!
49m Dec 12, 2024
49m
309: I'm Levitating...
After galavanting all weekend, we are back together to discuss Christmas season which feels very much upon us! We’re talking presents, trees and who can really be bothered to go shopping!? Kej has got news about joining the committee of uncles at his dream club… Tottenham Hotspur - Sach has got 300 nephews and nieces to buy Christmas presents for… And Dua Lipa isn’t showing the love to a certai...
1hr 8m Dec 05, 2024
1hr 8m
308: No-one Likes A Dry Sponge!
We’re at Kanchans restaurant for this podcast talking about even more travel antics and my birthday weekend! Plus Kej feels out of place in pubs and needs a drink to relax! Find out why when you listen! Sach and I share gym troubles with hygiene and etiquette… Plus we’ve got a live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December! Tickets are only £10 ! Get them from www.luventertainment.co.uk
1hr 4m Nov 28, 2024
1hr 4m
307: I Yanked The Dundo!
We’d like to apologise if you can hear rattling during this podcast episode - We are all freezing our Brownloads off!! Particularly Sach, who’s just come back from a weekend in Thailand! We had to discuss the Tyson v Paul fight and I’ve been hosting India fashion week in London! Plus we’re getting excited about our next live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December at the Glee Club! Get your ...
1hr 20m Nov 21, 2024
1hr 20m
306: Why You Got Jam In The Car?
Brand new location for this podcast … for the first time ever, we’re at my new house - which is freezing so “someone” sat there with his coat on for the whole thing! We’re talking a bit about Trump, Kej’s subway shenanigans, the cheapest hotel in the world plus the most hated house chores! Also we've got a BIG announcement - Listen all the way till the end!
1hr 7m Nov 14, 2024
1hr 7m
305: I've Been Mickey Mouse'd!
Technically, we are road men! We’re on the streets folks! Times are hard! But luckily, even though we don’t have my garage to record the podcast in, a lovely local Indian restaurant came to the rescue! We recorded this episode in Kanchans restaurant in Ilford and we’re looking forward to taking the podcast to more places that feed us! We’re talking elections in America, Diwali disappointments, ...
59m Nov 07, 2024
59m
304: Sweet Brownload!
The clocks have gone back, but we’re looking forward to Hallowali! The preparations are well underway way for Kej and Sach with naasto wars and the ultimate chevro! Plus there’s lots of talk (and frustrations) about Sweet Bobby! Enjoy our Diwali episode and have a great time with your friends and family!
1hr 6m Oct 31, 2024
1hr 6m
303: Hallowali!
For the first time in our lifetime… Halloween and Diwali land on the same day! And we think that should be its whole own thing! Plus Kej is getting upset about people wearing certain types of footwear… I think there’s real injustice going on at McDonald’s but the boys don’t “anda-stand” me… and Sach got spanked by the latest storm! It’s most likely and highly probable that this could most defin...
1hr 8m Oct 24, 2024
1hr 8m
302: Autumn Mems!
Jam packed hour of goodness coming your way! I’ve got an update on my house sale, we did our very first Brownload quiz night, it’s conker & pumpkin season, there’s bald issues and we’re reminiscing about old school fragrances! Cor blimey! What a podcast! Get it on now!
1hr 1m Oct 17, 2024
1hr 1m
301: You Got No Plans!
It felt like the whole world was watching Diljit Dosanjh this week. Sach and I were there but Kej wants to know why Diljit gets more love than Arijit! And what’s up with all these Desi concerts that don’t sell merchandise! Surely they’re missing a trick! Lots of talk of music and stardom (even Janet Jackson gets a mention!) … enjoy it folks!
1hr 2m Oct 10, 2024
1hr 2m
300: This Kaki Was Grinding On Me...
Sach is at the IIFA’s doing his best “Smita Smitten Showbiz Kitten” mixing with Bollywoods A-list stars! I'm hanging out with diplomats and Kej has had a zoom call from hell! Plus there’s concerts coming up and a Brownload Desi Quiz night that we're doing! Life’s crazy right now and you can hear all about it by hitting play! Enjoy folks!
1hr 18m Oct 03, 2024
1hr 18m
299: P Daadi!
It’s time for the Brownload … Brownload …. Brownload (that’s an echo!) We are in my empty, hollow feeling house (half way through moving) and reminiscing about last weeks live recording at the London Podcast Festival! What a night! Also Kej and Sach went to see a certain Mr Singh perform live with a guest appearance from someone who got Kej very excited indeed!
1hr 7m Sep 26, 2024
1hr 7m
298: London Podcast Festival 2024
It’s the London Podcast Festival 2024 and this episode was recorded infront of a live, sold out audience in Kings Cross! We’re talking birthdays, air tags and belly buttons! It’s jam packed with laughter, celebrations and a super crowd! Big up to everyone who came and sorry to those that couldn’t get tickets this time!  Hit play and a joy this special live edition now!
1hr 22m Sep 19, 2024
1hr 22m
297: Paneer Isn't Masculine!
It rained like crazy in London! But it’s also raining with butter chicken and live podcasts!!! It’s all happening! Plus it’s a proper trip down memory lane as we get chatting about 90s stuff making a comeback - And we love it!  We’ll catch you on Saturday at the London Podcast Festival - And if you didn't manage to get tickets, listen out for the live recorded episode next week!
1hr 7m Sep 12, 2024
1hr 7m
296: Shoe Horns Are Important!
We’re talking queuing for Oasis tickets, queues in Chessington and even more queuing for food at old school music festivals! Plus Sach has got news about the latest list featuring the top cities in the world for food! You know we just had to look into that! I’m all getting ready for the 14th of September for our big live podcast at the London Podcast Festival… For those of you who are lucky eno...
1hr 3m Sep 05, 2024
1hr 3m
295: I Want To Go And See Oasis!
I’m gonna blame Kej’s joke! After that, this podcast turned into a bit of a rude one! It wasn’t supposed to be and I apologise in advance! But there's still plenty of chat about Oasis, festivals and how we used the phone back in the day!
1hr 10m Aug 29, 2024
1hr 10m
294: Towbar Trouble!
This has gotta be one of the only podcasts we’ve recorded online in the morning - Felt like the breakfast show all over again! Sach isn’t too impressed with Chessington World of Adventures and I’m discovering new Desi food (which Kej and Sach knew all about, but never mentioned!) and Kej has got workmates that are more desi than him when it comes to karaoke!
1hr 2m Aug 22, 2024
1hr 2m
293: He's Got His Hooch Out!
I’m up in Scotland for work and the boys are down south! But the heatwave unites us all! It’s been roasting and one of us is dressed like a Mumbai rickshaw driver! Despite the temperature … someone else has been buying Christmas items cos they’re on sale!! And the Olympics closing ceremony was a bit “meh” for us! Enjoy the load!
1hr 1m Aug 15, 2024
1hr 1m
292: Chaat Tuah!
Ok - let’s be honest! The UK feels kinda crazy right now! There’s riots, fear and a whole lot of unrest! We don’t usually get involved with politics or heavy stuff, but this one is right on our door! That stuff aside, we’re still trying to find the fun stuff in life: Kej is loving the Olympics, I’ve come across people who spit when they talk and Sach has been people watching in the airport!
1hr 3m Aug 08, 2024
1hr 3m
291: Aunty On A Moped!
The summer is here! Quick, enjoy it before it goes! I’ve been up in Scotland hosting parties and Kej and Sach have been living the festival life! The Olympics have started and sharks have been spotted in the Thames! What a world we live in! It’s a good thing you’ve got the Brownload to make sense of it all!
47m Aug 01, 2024
47m
290: 'Oobs' Is The Problem!
What a week! Bidens stepped down and there’s a desi name in the running! How do you pronounce Kamala? It’s felt like India during this very mini heatwave and so it’s fitting that I’m recreating Bollywood on stage in this Mumbai weather! Plus Kej has got issues in the Burger King queue and Sach is really NOT looking forward to the Ambani’s taking over London for the next two months!
59m Jul 25, 2024
59m
289: Southgate Saw A Pundit!
It might not have come home… but we’re all together in the garage - Three Lalu’s in full effect! What a weekend of sport, plus Trump showed his ability to dodge bullets (just about)… Whilst I pulled my back on the journey to a yoga class!! Kej is taking us on a nostalgia trip about the 80s and Sach has had enough of the Ambani wedding!
1hr 5m Jul 18, 2024
1hr 5m
288: Down The Buzurgon Ne!
We have a new leader!! The elections are done and we are reflecting on how we feel plus the various clips of Rishi’s wife that we’ve seen on social media! Plus there’s tales of my travels around the UK (supporting my wife and nieces on their mountain missions!) along with stories of Anant Ambhani with Justin Bieber and Kej is hanging with Keir Starmer! Enjoy the Brownload!
41m Jul 11, 2024
41m
287: Room For A Little One?
It’s election week people and it's decision time for the nation! So of course we have to get our opinion in on the matter in our own Brownload style and fashion! Plus, there’s cricket, concerts and controversy! And if you’ve ever wondered what the urinal etiquette is in the men’s toilet… We’ve got the answers!
1hr 1m Jul 04, 2024
1hr 1m
286: Thel-her Swift!
It's the Brownload on my side - Nice to meet you! This podcast comes three by one! And if none of that makes sense, you need to hit play! I’ve got tales of human encounters from my travels, Kej meets Himanshu-kaka and Sach is getting stressed out while having a massage!
1hr 8m Jun 27, 2024
1hr 8m
285: Aa Gaya Ghar!
It might be “coming home” but Sach and I are out and about for the first England match of the Euros 2024! I’ve had a couple of issues with members of the public, Kej ruined Fathers Day for his Dad and Sach has made a new discovery which is making him money! Enjoy!
1hr 4m Jun 20, 2024
1hr 4m
284: Indian Sizzler!
I did it! I took time out from my holiday with the lads to chat to the Brownload lads instead! I’ve got my tales of Portugal while Sach is filling me in on what I’ve missed back in the UK! Kej has been surrounded my people who don’t care about how bad they smell and with Fathers Day round the corner, I’ve been working on my Desi Dad jokes! Plus there’s news of our podcast now being on YouTube a...
49m Jun 13, 2024
49m
283: Project Friends!
Hold on … I’m booking flights! And we’re done! Yes, that’s right, I’m the organised one out of me and my lads who’s put in charge of booking stuff! Plus Sach and I have been hanging out at shows, dinners and movie premieres sponsored by Kej! Jay Sean was in town with his sold out concert which Sach went to watch and Kej has got news of two new Mr Men characters!
55m Jun 06, 2024
55m
282: A Dark Fantasy!
Saturday 14th September 2024 - Put the date in your diaries folks! We are back at the London Podcast Festival and tickets are now available! So, we’re planning our live podcast around our dinner time of course! Kej & I have a bit of a mare regarding our date night together at the Royal Albert Hall and Sach is sharing his darkest fantasies which includes Shah Rukh Khan - I loved it, Kej wasn’t a...
1hr 15m May 30, 2024
1hr 15m
281: Join Our WhatsApp Group!
It’s official! We are BACK on WhatsApp! You think we would’ve learned our lesson but no! 😂 You can join the Brownload WhatsApp group (the link is in our Instagram bio). So, we’re chatting about that as well as Sach in Dubai, Kej’s new job application and me feeling like an old uncle!
1hr May 23, 2024
1hr
280: There Might Be A Wig Involved...
Oooh!! The lights in the sky!! So pretty!! Well, whilst the nation got excited about the colour of the sky, some of us weren’t feeling the enthusiasm! Sach is still getting harassed while he Dj’s, Kej is excited about seeing FaceTime on a big screen and I'm about to hit the stage darling - Got a new Bollywood play that I’ve been cast in! Find out all the details and laugh yourself to your happy...
1hr 3m May 16, 2024
1hr 3m
279: Seeta, Geeta Aur Peeta!
Dare I say it … but I think we got a bit political in this podcast! The Brownload party was discussing Rishi Sunaks love for Bhangra, Sadiq Khan back in as London Mayor and even the mighty Monty Panesar getting into politics! Plus I’ve been eaves dropping on peoples conversations in Sainsbury and I’m not sure about the way they pronounce things - Is it Pita or Peeeta?
1hr 2m May 09, 2024
1hr 2m
278: Bruschetta Breath!
We present the Brownload today with full on garlic breath - And we’re not sorry!  Kej is back from his boys trip to the home of arts and culture: Benidorm! Sach and I went in a road trip together which we used as therapy for dealing with you know who! And while we’re on the subject of things that annoy you… we’re talking about “that person” we all have in our lives who tries to throw in big wor...
1hr 4m May 02, 2024
1hr 4m
277: The Nation Has Embraced Running!
Can everyone stop going on about the London Marathon! Sach has had enough of people going on about their training and timings! Nobody cares (apart from Kej). Kej has been hanging out with celebrities (debatable!) and I’ve been hanging around in mens toilets getting way too close and personal!
1hr 1m Apr 25, 2024
1hr 1m
276: Darphok!
Easter, Eid, Vaisakhi, Passover … all done! Welcome back to reality! Is it us, or is it cold!? Apparently there’s a heatwave coming? Bring it on! We’re chatting about the latest Andrex advert as well as my train journey dilemma! What would you have done? Plus we’ll bring you up to date with the things we’ve watched and the gems we’ve learnt!
1hr 18m Apr 18, 2024
1hr 18m
275: What's Your Flex?
We’re in the garage talking Storms, Morocco and Vaisakhi! I was hosting the big Sikh celebrations in Trafalgar Square for the Mayor while Kej was running half marathons! He's annoyed that brown people didn’t sponsor him - We debated why that is! Plus Sach is worried about the superstitions around the Lunar Eclipse! What does it all mean?
1hr 13m Apr 11, 2024
1hr 13m
274: I'd Rather Salivate Over A Thali!
What a Podcast we’ve got for you! I probably should apologise in advance because we rushed this one, simply because our bellies were dictating the length of this episode! One of us is struggling to adjust to the clocks changing and we’re complaining about "having" to do family stuff during the Easter break! Turns out one of us likes, going to art galleries… Yeah right!??
52m Apr 04, 2024
52m
273: Dot To Dot
Welcome to the Brownest load of podcast bakwaas anywhere in the world! I’m away at the moment with the family for Easter and I’ve had a few encounters which I’d like to share with everyone! Sach is facing new experiences in Mc Donalds and Kej is suffering from a case of mistaken identity! But I think it’s easy for him to get mistaken for this person! Hit play and find out who and what we're cha...
1hr 21m Mar 28, 2024
1hr 21m
272: Burgers From Behind!
We really are living in a world where Ed Sheeran is performing with Diljit Dosanjh and we have a missing Princess! That’s reality! Bonkers! Plus I’m bumping into people awkwardly, Sach isn’t smiling at anyone he meets and Kej is faking conversations in the underground! Plus, I got given a class on how NOT to eat a samosa by Mylo Sandhu!
1hr 9m Mar 21, 2024
1hr 9m
271: To The Chundo... (To The Wall!)
We just had to discuss “that photo”!! The Royal Family, Mother’s Day picture which has got all of the country talking! Plus Sach is back from Dubai which I love cos he always brings some wicked Middle Eastern munchies! There’s also a bit of Donald Trump, some Boxing and a dose of all round joy (despite the list about the worlds most depressing countries!)
59m Mar 14, 2024
59m
270: Ambani Better Have My Money!
How could we not dedicate this podcast to the biggest wedding in the history of the human race! That Ambani wedding which had Rihanna, all three Khans, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates attending! The stories coming out of the Gujarat are mind blowing and we are obsessed! Plus, Sach is back in Dubai (I know … again!!) and Kej and I have been to the cinema (not together thank Gawwwd!)
1hr 2m Mar 07, 2024
1hr 2m
269: If Bob Marley was Panjabi...
We’re reminiscing! Pankaj Udhas has passed away and whilst we never met him, we grew up listening to his music! So there’s a Pankaj big up in the podcast as well as Sach and I on a night out, with Kej on a separate industry event! (We didn’t plan it that way … of course not!! 😉) Plus I’m catering for 40 people, a staff member has been sacked for taking left over catering food and are you ready ...
1hr 5m Feb 29, 2024
1hr 5m
268: Da Belly!
We’re analysing the world in the way that only we can! Brownload style! I’ve been filming today for my new cooking show “Desi Beat” on Colors Tv (available to watch all across the world!) … and I’m wondering why I’ve never heard of a ‘Dabeli”? Sach has got a stiffy and it’s moving around at night! You’ll hear him explain what’s happened… And Kej is sniffing the staff at restaurants! Let’s just ...
58m Feb 22, 2024
58m
267: I Doff My Hat!
It went down over the weekend! The big performance where all eyes were on the superstar entertaining a packed arena … no, not the Super Bowl! We’re talking about the incredible Shreya Goshal and her All Hearts tour in London! That lady could teach Usher and Alicia a thing or two! Plus we’re talking comfort food and the dishes we eat that make us feel loved with pure joy!
58m Feb 15, 2024
58m
266: Love Your Guacamole!
Poonam is alive! But was the Pandey’s stunt good or bad? We have a little discussion around that plus we’re talking about the controversy of Butter Chicken, Valentines gifts from Greggs, and the future which is all about goggles! Get ready for a full on dose of Brownload bakwaas!
1hr 10m Feb 08, 2024
1hr 10m