167: Return Of The Makhanwala!
It’s been a while but we’re all back around my kitchen table to catch up about everything going on in our Brown world! I wanna dedicate this podcast to the incredible, one in a billion, megastar that is Lata Mangeshkar. Sad news about her passing - but we’re here to celebrate her career. Plus we’re talking student gigs, Neighbours and what kinda curry we’re most similar to!
1hr 4m Feb 10, 2022
1hr 4m
166: Less Forking, More Spooning!
Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! So we had a discussion around that as well as how Sach and I are spooners but Kej can fork-off! Plus Sach’s secret has now been revealed by Mc Donald's and Kej is a bit “long in the tooth”.
1hr 9m Feb 03, 2022
1hr 9m
165: Fermez La Bouche!
Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But for now Sach is in Dubai playing football with his nieces cos it reminds him of playing football with Kej! 😂  And speaking of Mr Kej-itivity … I did my best to be optimistic about the future but someone came...
55m Jan 27, 2022
55m
164: Are You Packing A Five Head?
You wanna look good? Make yourself more attractive? Well, it turns out the less you reveal, the better! Plus, we’re talking about 4 day working weeks, a couple who built a plane and the key to a long marriage!
52m Jan 20, 2022
52m
163: Kovid Kapoor Ft Lady Taaza!
Once Kej remembered he’s a grown man and stopped playing with his toy we managed to get on with discussing the big stories! What can’t Brits get enough of? What are Morrisons doing with their doodh? And the Queen is looking for a new kind of dessert - we offer our suggestions!
1hr 9m Jan 13, 2022
1hr 9m
162: Where’s The Fireworks?
Happy New Year! “Something motivational” … bla bla bra! Yeah, I know that everyone is full of “promise” and “hope” at the start of the New Year - but we’re flipping resolutions on their head! Sach decided we should share the things we DONT want to see in 2022! Genius! Plus we’ve had lots of interesting messages from you lot and so we’re kicking off the year with a good ol’ laugh!
1hr 14m Jan 06, 2022
1hr 14m
161: Things We've Learnt 2021!
It's the last podcast of 2021! As the year comes to an end we've (Sach) put together an episode of some of our favourite & most random 'things we've learnt' facts from 2021! Hit play and relive the (sometimes) valuable knowledge the 3 of us have given over the year. Enjoy and we'll see you in 2022! 
37m Dec 30, 2021
37m
160: Green Light For Christmas!
After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shall I make for them when they come round? What will they wear? What are the rules to secret Santa? So many questions! Sach is laid back but Kej got his orders in early requesting certain food items! We caugh...
1hr 9m Dec 23, 2021
1hr 9m
159: Sandhu Is Miss Universe!
No no no … not me and not even a relative but I’m still jumping on the bandwagon! Big up Harnaaz Sandhu from India who is Miss Universe! We also get the lowdown on a present Kej got from Chris Evans and Sach is hallucinating and tripping out after his booster jab! Plus: What did happen to Lewis Hamilton & Max Verstappen? I’ve got the whole story in layman’s terms! It’s just like a buffet! Loads...
1hr 3m Dec 16, 2021
1hr 3m
158: Anyone Want A Yacht? … It’s Not Real Though!
That’s right, as the title suggests, Kej wants you to buy your own online Yacht! What the Meta is he on about? Plus we’re getting Christmassy, discussing cereal eating habits and those unexpected deductions on your pay slip - Hit play and enjoy!
1hr Dec 09, 2021
1hr
157: Who’s Parents Like To Faaki?
Storms, new Covid variants and another restricted festive season - aren’t you glad the Brownload is here to cheer you up! Happy December folks! I’m feeling proper festive, sadly my two Gujarati brothers aren’t in the mood to party for Christmas! We analysed my Crystal Maze experience and Kej told us about his miracle desi recipe which could be the reason he got over Covid so quickly! Turns out ...
1hr 18m Dec 02, 2021
1hr 18m
156: Does This Float Your Boat?
Maybe it’s because I turned a year older, maybe it’s because we’ve all come out of a pandemic or perhaps Kej’s dumb ideas are finally wearing me down! But we are contemplating living on a man-made floating island! Yep, it’s a real thing! We’ve also got some advice for Boris Johnson failing his bumbling speech and some things we learnt that make you go “mmm … I never knew that!”
1hr 3m Nov 25, 2021
1hr 3m
155: Does This Podcast Need Subtitles?
I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are you a fan of subtitles? And a new show about snow! Kej also has a new idea for a food subscription service... Hit play and enjoy!
58m Nov 18, 2021
58m
154: Take Me To The Metaverse!
After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reality and Sach is off his day job with a cold … escaping Kej! It’s a longer podcast than usual today as we discuss the Metaverse, Martian reincarnation and wedding buffet strategies! Only on the Brownload!
1hr 21m Nov 11, 2021
1hr 21m
153: Can I Have A Rolex Please?
I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking about staff bonuses, Rolexes and saying “thanks” to the Spanx! What you waiting for? Press play and hang out with the badmaash Brownload boys!
1hr 8m Oct 28, 2021
1hr 8m
152: What’s A Crisp Wall?
I’m in Dubai for the T20 Cricket World Cup but the boys cannot be separated! We’re here bringing you the big chat on all the most relevant, top notch bakwaas you need! Like: what is a crisp wall? Why do our feet wrinkle in water? And would you eat a real gold covered poppadom?  Hit play for the international, global podcast that is The Brownload!
1hr 2m Oct 21, 2021
1hr 2m
151: Red Light... Green Light... Brown Light!
We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only temporarily though as I’m off next week to cover the Cricket T20 in the UAE! All this travelling and jet setting is a bit of a shock to the system! But we’re coping in the way we know how … to laugh about it! Plus we’re talking shopping shelves, Squid Game a...
1hr 4m Oct 14, 2021
1hr 4m
150: Is WhatsApp Working Yet?
Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back online! Plus Kej has got passive aggressive issues and Sach is back from Dubai with his travelling tales! And as if that’s not enough … guess what? A certain crisp company are opening a restaurant where all the dishes feature their snack! You’re gonna lo...
1hr Oct 07, 2021
1hr
149: Trains, Planes and Automobiles!
What a week! Whether you’ve been queuing at petrol stations, waiting for deliveries or just feel knocked down like Anthony Joshua … don’t worry we got ya! We’re here to look at the last week and make some sense of it all (or just have a moan and get it off our chest!) either way … I hope it puts a smile on that lovely face of yours! Now hit play and take your mind off the fact that your petrol ...
1hr 2m Sep 30, 2021
1hr 2m
148: What Do You Do In The Toilet?
We talk about secrets from the bathroom and we ask, what advice would you give your younger self? The boys and I had a good old chat about what we’d tell ourselves if we could go back in time. I’m also defending Greggs from an ex-worker who’s turned into a Sausage roll traitor! Hit play - let’s go!
56m Sep 23, 2021
56m
147: Popcorn Chicken Are NOT Nuggets!
Can someone please explain to Kej that there is a huge difference between KFC and McDonald’s bite size chicken! I tried … but I’m not sure I succeeded! Plus we’re celebrating tennis stars, football icons and getting things off our chest with some “taklief relief” - Enjoy!
1hr 2m Sep 16, 2021
1hr 2m
146: How To Have More Fun...
It’s Sachin’s birthday! So we recorded this one before we went and stuffed our faces! But did we have fun? What is fun? How can you have more fun? We chat about this as well as weddings, kids going back to school and the big BBC drama, Vigil.
1hr 4m Sep 09, 2021
1hr 4m
145: It's A Dog Life!
I’ve got a dog! Well, only for a week, but still! I’m sharing my “tails” of dog life while Sach is back from Ghana and Kej is reminiscing about childhood memories!  Plus we give our review of the new Aretha Franklin film “Respect”, the second series of See on Apple TV & Vigil on BBC One!
1hr 19m Sep 02, 2021
1hr 19m
144: Just The Two Of Us
With Sach in Ghana, he left me alone with Kej! Whilst I was nervous about the outcome of being exposed to unfiltered pure Kejiness... turns out, we had a decent chat! We were reminiscing about the radio days, discussing how to focus your energies towards doing one thing well and the things that most people fib about. Let's go!
1hr 7m Aug 26, 2021
1hr 7m
143: Forget About It!
Time to forget about your worries and enjoy another Brownload! And talking of forgetting … what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, you can forget about the landline and if you’re a famous singer you can forget the lyrics to your biggest tracks! Just don’t forget to tell all your friends about this Podcast! I know you’re excited … so go on, hit play!
1hr Aug 19, 2021
1hr
142: A Fishy Twist In The Tale!
Calling all cynics! Were Lionel Messi’s tears real? Does Jennifer Anniston really benefit from having only ONE crisp? And should the word “curry” be banned!? The realest talk on the biggest of matters are right here! Enjoy!
1hr Aug 12, 2021
1hr
141: Bleach Your Starfish
Suicide Squad is out with a killer starfish as the baddie! Check out my review of that while Kej shares random food combinations and Sach doesn’t wanna work a four-day-week! Why not? It’ll all make sense when you hit play! So go on … get the laughter in your life!
1hr 4m Aug 05, 2021
1hr 4m
140: It’s Raining, It’s Sunny, Now It’s Raining … No, wait - It’s Sunny Again!
Anyone up for crowd funding to buy Selfridges? We only need £4 billion! Ok, maybe we can’t afford the store, but we have all spotted a few celebrities in there! One of us spotted Bollywood stars, the other two didnt! Guess who! Lol Plus we’re talking messy bedrooms, the Olympics and this crazy weather.
1hr 2m Jul 29, 2021
1hr 2m
139: Complimentary Bread Roll Sir?
We all love to hear those famous words: “Would you like some bread while you wait”... Yes please! Only on the Brownload will you hear us discuss “free bread etiquette” as well as Freedom day, flipping fridges (again!) and the top typical UK phrases! So get yourself in the shade, chill out and hit play!
1hr 2m Jul 22, 2021
1hr 2m
138: We’re Staying Home!
After the weekends football, we’re looking for things to cheer us up! We’ve all watched loads of new stuff that we’re sharing with you guys but aside from all that … I needed Sachin & Kej’s help to move a fridge freezer. One of them really helped and the other really didn’t! Can you guess who?
1hr 7m Jul 15, 2021
1hr 7m
137: Sofa So Good...
As we kick back on the sofas to record the podcast this week (because I’ve done my back in!) we’ve got the Italy v Spain game on in the background. Naturally we chat about all the hype around England and how Gareth Southgate would make the best mate to have around for pani puris and stag do’s! And are you ready for freedom day? Making plans to go out? Or like football, are you coming home, stay...
1hr 1m Jul 08, 2021
1hr 1m
136: I Don't Like All This Normality!
Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need people around me! Kej on the other hand, is a bit nervous about the return to "kullah dullah-ness" and Sach is so confused that he walked into a womens toilet! Its all being discussed in The Brownload! What are you...
57m Jul 01, 2021
57m
135: Three Men & Some Handcuffs!
I can’t believe we discussed the practicality of being handcuffed together with each other! I’m not sure if it turned out to be a great idea or a terrible one. And do you love cheese? Of course you do! Everyone does! So, you’re gonna wanna know what music you need to listen to that’ll make your cheese even tastier! Enjoy the fromage filled podcast!
1hr 3m Jun 24, 2021
1hr 3m
134: Feet On Fire!
The heat is on in London but that’s got nothing to do with the title of this podcast! It’ll all make sense when you get listening (if you’ve watched TIME). I did my best to force Sachin to like He-Man and if you’re looking for something to watch, you’re in luck - cos you’re about to get “Saved by the Kej” … I mean Bell!
1hr 4m Jun 17, 2021
1hr 4m
133: I’ve Got Money, I Promise!
What a week of sunshine! Hope you’ve all been enjoying it whilst listening to the Brownload! We’ve been out and about, mixing with difficult people and trying to take food orders for the masses! What a mare!  Plus, what do you do if your card gets declined? Style it out? You’re not alone! Right, hit play and let the bants begin!
1hr 14m Jun 10, 2021
1hr 14m
132: The Kanjarring: Tommy Made Me See It!
Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business idea and he's all Dj’d out from the bank holiday weekend - We’re all a little worried we’ve lost our party stamina! And there’s dinosaurs, sticks of rocks along with a PHD level review from one of our listeners! Enjoy!
1hr 4m Jun 03, 2021
1hr 4m
131: Grab my Jonuts!
You’ve never heard of Jonuts? You are gonna learn loads from this weeks podcast! Plus we’re talking about a chess champions that isn’t Gujarati despite his name and a special type of pate that you will want to get your paws on!
1hr 7m May 27, 2021
1hr 7m
130: If You Don't Like Puri... Then You Can't Judge A Naan!
Recorded together sat around my kitchen island (which felt like a real novelty!) We’re get into my perfect attendance at school, Sach bunking off and Kej introduces us to a new vegetable ... or is it a fruit? Who gives a “shaak”?
1hr 2m May 20, 2021
1hr 2m
129: Face To Face!
After what feels like ages, this is our first podcast back at my house (in the garden!) altogether! Felt strange but very quickly settled into being just like old times! We’re not playing any music anymore in the podcasts and wanted to give you our catch up chat uninterrupted! So get ready for another hilarious chat about Elon Musk, Will Smith & Bees - Enjoy!
1hr 5m May 13, 2021
1hr 5m
128: Check Please...
We’re all getting used to going out and about again! But even getting the bill at a restaurant got us talking: why do they always give the bill to the bloke? How do they pick who samples the wine? And we’re talking basic manners! Etiquette when you go round peoples houses! Plus we’re sharing our thoughts on the great big grand finale of Line Of Duty ... or should it be called: Load of Dukhi! T...
1hr 15m May 06, 2021
1hr 15m
127: Mum, I Think Your Food Could Be Better!
The Duke Of Edinburgh awards are changing and they want more Desis involved! As we were chatting about the DoE, it turns out that only one of us has actually taken part in it... Find out who! And also - Have you ever been brave (or stupid) enough to give your Mum some “constructive criticism” on her food? Is that a major no-no? Real issues like that and more in this weeks podcast! Enjoy! Track...
1hr 20m Apr 29, 2021
1hr 20m
126: If You Don't Trim Your Bush...
Sun is shining and the weather is sweet so we’re making the most of it! We talk about everything from post offices to Palwinder Kaur ... Palwinder who I hear you say!? Oh wait till you hear about what she’s been up to! The Royal Family must be nervous 'cos Palwinder is a girl on a mission! Enjoy! Tracklist: Student Of The Year - Radha Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva Akasa Ft Charan - Shola Lov...
1hr 13m Apr 22, 2021
1hr 13m
125: Nobody Wants Soggy Popcorn!
We love any excuse to reminisce about school days! But it turns out Sach was raised in a completely different era to me and Kej! Plus we’re talking popcorn and renting out your back garden to strangers! Would you do it? All that and loads more in this weeks hilarious Brownload - Enjoy! Tracklist: Bala - Tequila Akasa Ft Charan - Shola Badshah - Genda Phool Roohi - Panghat
1hr 7m Apr 15, 2021
1hr 7m
124: Jassi Sidhu & His Puah’s Bandook!
With part one of his trilogy out (Kudi Chandigarh Di) the powerhouse vocalist, Jassi Sidhu hangs out with us to talk about how he nearly lost his voice and what the trilogy represents. He’s awesome even though we spoke to him straight after his beloved Liverpool lost! Now that’s what we call being a professional Jassi! Enjoy the chat! Tracklist: Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake -...
1hr 24m Apr 08, 2021
1hr 24m
123: Jaz Dhami Delivers His Diva!
With his new single “Diva” going down a storm worldwide, we thought we’d get Jaz Dhami on! Key topics of conversation include his bath routines and how he likes his jacket potato! It’s important stuff folks! Don’t knock it ... hit play and enjoy it! Tracklist: Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna - Mitwa Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Yunan - Saath Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva
1hr 21m Apr 01, 2021
1hr 21m
122: The Bally Sagoo Special
The man who gave us Churaliya, Kali Teri Gut, Cheshire Cat and all those amazing cover tracks that shaped the Brit Asian sound through the 90s! We absolutely love Bally’s music and wanted to give him his own episode to share all his stories, insights and nostalgic memories of the music scene back in the day. He’s a top man who really loves the fact that so many people have been touched by his m...
44m Mar 28, 2021
44m
121: We’re Not Going On A Summer Holiday!
Despite our optimism, it looks like summer holidays are unlikely but there’s still lots to laugh at! Tommy shares the news that there are vampire gadgets that are currently sucking away at you and asks Kej & Sach how stressed they get whilst watching football. Hit play and come hang out with us! Tracklist: Kaal - Kaal Dhamaal Jaz Dhami & Sama Blake - Diva Love Aaj Kal - Haan Main Galat DJ Abe...
1hr 11m Mar 25, 2021
1hr 11m
120: Saucy Chat With A Load Of Rubbish!
What a shocker! Ketchup has been knocked off the top spot as the nations favourite sauce, rubbish bins are causing stress for Kej and Sach is officially Covid proof (sort of!) Put a smile on your face by hitting play now! Tracklist: Roohi - Panghat DIVINE & Naezy - Mere Gully Mein Guru - Tera Bina Pav Dharia - Mahiya
1hr 19m Mar 18, 2021
1hr 19m
119: It’s Not Just Meghan Dropping Bombs!
We’re talking Meghan & Harry, chocolate bombs and films that may or may not have bombed! Boom! Bring on the Brownload! Tracklist: Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Badshah & Amit Uchana - Fly Armaan Malik - How Many Prem & Hardeep Ft Mohammad Irfan - Belafz Baatein
1hr 20m Mar 11, 2021
1hr 20m
118: Stop Staring In The Fridge!
Loads of revelations in this weeks Brownload! How many of you are fridge gazers? I thought it was quite common but Kej and Sach ripped me apart for going to the fridge with no idea of what I want! We chat about the vegetables that don’t count as your 5 a day as well as the rickshaw that’s also a house! In the words of Shahrukh: Don’t delay, hit play! Tracklist: Roohi - Panghat Jab Harry Met S...
1hr 7m Mar 04, 2021
1hr 7m