Tommy's Brownload

366: PDF!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:01:00 +0000

It’s been a while and there’s plenty to catch up on! There’s tales of travel chaos, running for flights and trains as well as heatwaves and even Garba on the runway! Plus there’s cannons and butter toast! It will all make sense when you listen to this weeks (longer than usual… but not as long as the last podcast) special edition of The Brownload!

365: Chaos & Order!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:01:00 +0000

Surprise! We’re back - well, sort of! We decided to have a little fling and a get together to catch up on the past couple months! Thanks to all the people who messaged and expressed their disgust, disappointment and upset over the Brownload pausing for a bit! This episode is for you! We’re at Kanchans restaurant having a long overdue life chat! Oh … it’s just like the old days!

364: Doodh & Dhal!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Jan 2026 01:01:00 +0000

Big announcement in this one… some of you may not like it! Make sure you listen to the very end! But before that… Sach is hanging out of his bedroom window, Kej is in full health and safety mode and taking his community service to new levels and I’ve experienced “real life” at the hospital and the cinema! Make sure you email us and let us know what you think about this episode! hello@thebrownload.com

363: Things We've Learnt 2025!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Jan 2026 01:01:00 +0000

Happy New Year you lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of the “things we learnt” from 2025! We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload - Here’s to more good times and lots more laughter for 2026!

362: Slap Your Chicken!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Dec 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Merry Christmas you filthy Brownload animals! We’re over at my Mum and Dad’s for this one and all of us are in full on party season! No prizes for guessing who’s had enough of the festivities already! Kej’s roast dinner doesn’t sound appealing and Priyanka Chopra is giving her other half secret desi medicines! Enjoy your holidays folks!

361: Masala Messi!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Dec 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Lionel Messi has got everyone kicking off in Kolkata! There’s a new darts champion and he’s an “Apna”! Trump is suing the BBC, I’ve had incidents on the tubes and Kej is causing trouble with Jeremy Kyle! With Christmas round the corner, Uncle Sach is getting ready to treat his family… but it ain’t cheap!

360: I Don't Think You're Ready...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Dec 2025 01:01:00 +0000

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Xmas jumper season is here and we are all trying to get our monies worth! I’ve been to an old school RnB Ball and had a great time! Sach is getting approached by certain “organisations” via the post! And Kej has got news of a new Kelloggs desi cereal!

359: It's the season for... Back pain!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Dec 2025 01:01:00 +0000

We don’t do politics… but there’s a new budget that’s been announced and a whole lot of complaints! Plus Kej is getting abused, I’m destroying myself and Sach is actually really into the Xmas spirit! He’s even got an idea for all the self employed people this festive season!

358: Tapoosiyan!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Nov 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Once we blamed Kej for the last couple of weeks of technical difficulties… We got onto Business as usual! I’m feeling very grateful that Sach is back at the wheel!! This podcast has got all the makings of a Guy Ritchie film… There’s talk of blood, people in scary masks, crime and theft! Who says we’re not in the Christmas spirit?

357: Ah Ni Kuriye Kalonji Kuriye

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Just myself and Kej this week … the DJ is tearing it up in Dubai!
Kej has officially become a whistleblower, I'm hanging with the best burger makers in the country, there’s a new superfood out there and guess what, it’s desi!
Plus where do you put your pyjamas when you take them off!?

356: The Game Is Up!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Nov 2025 01:01:00 +0000

What happened to last weeks episode? Find out today! Plus, our former employer is in the news (again!) and whilst things don’t really surprise us, we had to have a chat about the recent activities involving Donald Trump and the BBC! We’re bumping into throwback celebrities and the robots are coming thanks to Elon Musk! This episode was recorded at Kanchans in Gants Hill (Ilford)… big up the team there (and Pete!) for a great munch!

355: Yamantitata!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 01:01:00 +0000

It all started so well - Kej served up some homemade snacks, (Diwali leftovers) but as we get close to Halloween, Sach isn’t feeling the festivities! Rakhi Sawant is making the headlines and we are all checking out her amazing “Yamantitata”! I’ve been in Wales trying to understand people and Sach is relating to the Chinese and their new rules for influencers!

354: Hit The Hut!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000

We are proper gutted that a whole load of Pizza Huts are closing down in the UK… So we are reminiscing about our early visits so this iconic place! There’s been a robbery in Paris, which is straight up like a movie story and Sumo wrestlers have hit London! Oh … and Happy Diwali everybody!

353: Madhouse Tattoo!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Oct 2025 00:01:00 +0000

With Kier Starmer visiting India… Kej’s colleagues are making curry connections! Sach on the other hand loves a sandwich but can’t be arsed with all these international variants! And I’ve had a rude awakening at a hotel where my dreams took over reality!

352: Asians In Positions!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Oct 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Kej and I have been to the curry oscars in London and Sach has been on a plane where he met ANOTHER weirdo! Nando’s have got new rules, Heinz have got new flavours for their baked beans and we are celebrating old school hymns!

351: I'm Still Scared...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000

What are Desis like with their kids on planes? Sach found out on his way to Dubai! Plus there's talk of Farage becoming the next PM… So where would we move to if we HAD to? Undercover food reporter Kej has been reviewing the new Dominos Paneer Pizza and I’ve experienced Oktoberfest in Munich and been challenged to battles by local Germans in nightclubs!

350: One For The Road!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Sep 2025 00:01:00 +0000

We’re all hanging out at Kej’s house for this one! We’re talking restaurants, birthday meals and celebrating with our mums! There’s also a little march that took place to help “unite Britain”… and we recreated a question that was asked to some of the attendees! And… following my date night with Kej… it’s only right that Sach and I have some “alone time”!

349: London Podcast Festival 2025

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Sep 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Live from the London Podcast Festival in King’s Cross… Kej and I had a little dinner date without Sach… who’s a little more concerned about a certain bus that’s going around! Plus we are talking weddings, Asian cooking shows and sleeping on your tummy! Massive shout out to everybody who came out to watch us live… You were a wonderful audience and gave us loads of laughs!

348: Piano Plonkers!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Sep 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Sach has been at the two biggest desi events on the planet this weekend - Hear what he’s got to say about Arijit Singh in London & Breaking Borders in Malta! Kej and I have been suffering the tube strikes and the gloomy cold winter weather! Which got me going about wrapping paper! I mean, what’s the point! Kej has also got issues with useless glove boxes! Get ready for moans and groans and plenty of laughter too!

347: Haathi In The Town Hall!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Sep 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Start of a new term! The kids are back to school and your Brownload boys are back from their week off! We’re talking about all the flag action going on as well as Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant in Delhi as well as the new generation of adults who still need their mummy and daddy to sort out their problems… at work! Don’t forget - Our LIVE podcast is happening on the 12th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross London as part of the London Podcast Festival! Last few tickets left! Grab them now - all the details are on The Brownload Instagram page!

346: Like A Labubu...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Aug 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Another mad week in our world! I’ve been a tourist in my home city and watched a play which I know these two wouldn’t appreciate! Kej went to the first game of the season for his beloved Spurs hoping they’ll lift the cup and meanwhile Sach just wants to lift a decent mug! There’s a genius kid that needs celebrating and the things we learnt!

345: Shot Kaki!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Aug 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Sach’s house is a crime scene, my hotel room was a potential murder scene and Kej is giving speeches about life to 80 year olds! Plus is there a heatwave going on or is this just “summer”? And there’s talk about Jaya Bachchan kicking off all the time as well as the rise in fake weddings!

344: Holy Socks!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Aug 2025 00:00:00 +0000

What a cricket match to finish the test series! And Sach was there to witness India vs England! Kej has been head of entertainment at a family wedding and I’ve been to more dog shows and even got lovingly harassed… not by the dogs!

343: Sauce Bread!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 31 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000

So much to discuss… There’s women’s football final, India versus England in the cricket (and that’s getting a bit spicy!) We even discuss politics with Modi & Trump in town along with Obama showing some pretty outrageous views regarding ketchup!

342: Junglist-Mastiff!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Jul 2025 00:01:00 +0000

It’s all going off… cheating couples getting caught out at Coldplay concerts, Kej getting run over by an Indian on a bicycle, Sach and I have got supermarket issues and I’m offending old ladies! It’s South Asian Heritage month so we are doing our bit for the up-and-coming radio and podcast talent. There’s also celebrity filled garden parties… And a big boxing match from last weekend - Told you it was all going off!

341: Crusty Casing!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000

The third heatwave of the summer has come and gone! Kej (and his ledge) reckon there’s another heatwave coming! There’s also been Desi's having massive picnics in the park, Sach has got news of a new (and bloomin expensive) salad at Pret and all the brown celebs were at Wimbledon! Was it for the tennis or for something else?

340: Empanadas or Samosas?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000

We’re coming at you from Vijays Virasat restaurant in Newbury Park (East London), and there’s plenty to catch up on! National anthems getting remixed, Priyanka Chopra picking her favourite food and India getting its very own Disneyland! Plus there’s news of our next LIVE podcast at the London Podcast Festival! Hope to see you all there!

339: Billy Smelliot!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Jul 2025 12:54:46 +0000

Sorry Miss! We are late but we got there in the end! It’s been a mad week of festivals, rooftop parties and celebrity encounters! Sach has been sentencing people on jury service and Kej has found a certain toilet roll company guilty of crimes against Asian representation! (Again!)

338: Paneer, Chicken, Lamb Chops!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000

This podcast felt a little dreamy! I’d had two hours sleep and was joining the boys for a spaced out chat! Luckily Kej & Sach were on good form! Sach has got a list of the best cities around the world for food and Kej has been putting brown into the Isle of Wight!

337: Meet Me At Popat!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Recorded at The Willows Banqueting suite in East London, we are full on enjoying the heatwave! I’ve been discovering what men watch on the toilet, Sach is in the unusual spot of being at a wedding, but this time he’s NOT working and Kej is getting used to his new celebrity status! Plus we’re talking festivals and pizza!

336: Dip The Farton!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000

We kicked off this podcast by trying out Sach’s Hairy Daddy! Go check out the Brownload Instagram right now to see that! Kej is back from Valencia and he’s excited about Apple’s update! (So sad!!) I went to Robbie Williams concert and also came across a miracle medicine from India which may not be legal - Shhh!

335: Chess Beef!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Jun 2025 00:01:00 +0000

There’s a new chess champion and you guessed it - He’s Desi! So we had to talk about the uproar in the chess world! Plus there’s no stopping Indians when it comes to eating daal and rice! Not even the London Underground! Kej is bunking off and Headmaster Sach ain’t happy! Don’t worry - we have my little bro Simon Sandhu coming in to the rescue!

334: The Brownload LIVE! (Harrow)

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 May 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Recorded in front of a live audience in Harrow… This one was a whole load of fun! Genuinely want to thank everybody for coming out! It’s always great to meet our lovely listeners while we discuss our various issues in the world! Like Kej and his car, a new reality show for America and what the OCI cards mean for NRIs!!

333: I Can Smell In 4K!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Wed, 21 May 2025 21:01:00 +0000

After an awesome international Quiz night in Dubai, Sach and I have the low down on what went down! Kej has watched one of “his types of films” and wants us to get excited about it. There’s talk of the worst salad in the world and our take on the whole Gary Lineker events! (We have first hand experience!) And… as if that’s not enough... we’re getting ready for the live Brownload podcast in Harrow this Sunday (25th May 2025)

332: Furry Chocolate!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 May 2025 00:01:00 +0000

After a few technical issues… we are online! Sach is in Dubai and travelled in three times the style! Kej is on the hunt for a hairy Daddy and I’ve been getting way to close to men in the changing rooms! Plus I’m off to Dubai to host the first ever international Brownload quiz night! And don’t forget to grab your tickets to our LIVE recording with an audience in Harrow on Sunday 25th May, (limited spaces left!) head over to: luventertainment.co.uk NOW!

331: I'll Tell You Where To Put The Carpet...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 May 2025 00:01:00 +0000

The very fancy, fashion conscious Met Gala went down and they invited Indian people. If only they could all speak English, then Kej would be happy! Sach is doing his best version of 60 minute home makeovers with his lads and I’m kissing other broadcasters’ Dads! Plus there’s news of our next Brownload live in Harrow (London) with VERY limited seats! So get your £10 tickets now (all the details are on @thebrownload instagram) - See you there!

330: Sausage Sandhu!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 May 2025 00:01:00 +0000

It’s only right that when one of us complete a marathon… The other two take the piss out of him! Well done to Kej and all that… But he is walking like he poo'd his pants! And he’s not the only sporting sensation… We’re catching up on the 14-year-old IPL player and the Eubank / Benn fight! Plus it was National Sausage Day this week… And I did my bit for the cause!

329: Wish List!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Apr 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Kej questions if white people are more generous than brown people when it comes to donating! I think brown people have lost their way and are no longer serving desi food at family gatherings - And Sach has got a problem with metal thaal trays which all brown people love! We’re also talking bank holiday weekends, revision timetables and bank holiday shenanigans!

328: Bunch of Chuusers!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Apr 2025 00:01:00 +0000

We’re all together in Kej’s pad talking Usher and his cherries… more controversial Sean Paul lyrics and there’s a group of celebrities in space.... And guess what - Sach couldn’t give a monkey’s!

327: Flash Browns!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Apr 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Still on my holidays but checking in with the Brownload boys for a catch up! Kej is beaming with all the success of a fraudster! And Sach is just so over joyed with life right now! Can I cancel my return flights?

326: Oooh Sharpy Bits!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Apr 2025 00:01:00 +0000

Man, I was jet lagged in this episode! Living my best White Lotus life - I’m in Thailand at the moment! Just in time for there to be a two week heatwave back home! Great!
Sach has been out getting his first trim of 2025 and Kej went for a coffee and got a pleasant surprise!

325: Balls n Sauce!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Mar 2025 01:01:00 +0000

This podcast is for the dreamers! Those that have had the conversation about what they’d do if they won the lottery! And we’re talking Blue Peter, Neha Kakkar (who’s feeling emotional on stage) and a situation involving lipstick on a man’s shirt from a woman who’s not his wife! But it’s completely innocent… hmmmm?!

324: Raaty-Aunty!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Coming at you from Namaste Lounge in Uttar-lakri!! (Northwood in London!) I’ve had dramas in a restaurant… and my recent scan shows my hips don’t lie! Kej doesn’t know where to draw the line on his porridge let alone his first pint of Guinness! And Sach is feeling unsafe in the streets of a certain city! Plus… we find out what the best bread in the world is!

323: Blind Man Mooth!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Mar 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I’d be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we’re all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooligans!

322: Desi Dickens!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Mar 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Well done Kej for turning up to the podcast! Super Sach has been awake for 24 hours and has travel stories from India and Dubai! Breaking news… I’m a local community hero! We’re talking about Presidents meeting and what to wear! Plus Conan O Brien is speaking Hindi… not very well! Plus there’s the things we’ve learnt!

321: She Pulled Out Her Crabs!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Feb 2025 21:35:34 +0000

Welcome back Kej! He’s been missing and Sach ain’t happy! What’s his excuse? I’ve been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we’re all over the place at the moment! But - we’ve still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej

320: He's 'Far Far' Away!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Get ready… I’m having a rant! Not just about Kej - but for everyone out there who’s got a flaky mate! Someone who says “yeah yeah yeah … I’ll be there” and then ghosts you! Kej isn’t on the podcast today… and I don’t know why! But as he’s in India, Sach and I are still having our weekly fix! I’m in Finland and my Dj mate (my favourite person on the podcast!!) is about to fly off to Dubai! We’re talking Modi, Finnish Police and things we’ve learnt!

319: Teri Lemar!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Feb 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Just the two of us! Sach and I had to chat about Ed Sheeran in India - Can’t believe a random police officer shut his street gig down! Plus I’ve had to deal with the confusion of a HR department and Sach is having a moan… about Kej!

318: Don't Be A Muchhist!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Feb 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Udit Narayans been giving his fans more than just a song! If you’ve seen the news this week, we’ve been discussing his actions! Sach talks aboout traffic light entrepreneurs and while Trump is putting up tariffs… I realised that the word “tariff” is a bit Desi! Kej is hanging out with the UK’s finest in Wetherspoons and there’s a list of the top 5 rudest cities in the UK! The no.1 rudest spot might surprise you!

317: I Love Bread & Butter!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Jan 2025 01:01:00 +0000

We’re coming at you from Bombay Central in Harrow… Having just powered up on a load of lovely food we are “all systems go” in this podcast! We were all hanging out over the weekend as well at the Queen’s Rewind Tour concert at Wembley… You can only imagine Kej singing along to the anthems and Sach shaking his head in disappointment! Coldplay have performed the concert of a lifetime… and the planets have supposedly aligned!

316: Oh... I'm Glued!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Jan 2025 01:01:00 +0000

We are altogether to Make Asian’s Great Again! Yes, we were all watching (and listening!) to the Trump inauguration along with Elon’s strange salute! Plus we’re talking about cold plunges & Coldplay in India! Special shout out to Peter at Kanchans restaurant in Gants Hill, Ilford for hosting us this week!

315: A Crisis Scenario!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Jan 2025 09:51:54 +0000

Live from Bahara Indian restaurant in Brick lane! Great to be together… Sach got so excited that his pani shot everywhere! And no that’s not a euphemism! We’re talking Lohri, massive Melas and annoying football fans! Plus PlayStations are about to get real smelly! And by the way… does anyone know if Australia is a continent as well as country? We’re not sure!

314: He's Having A "Dol Bath"...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Jan 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Welcome to 2025 Brownloaders - We are back and very excited about the year ahead! As with every Christmas break, there’s loads to catch up on from family and food to films and fake fireworks! Plus my Masi even appears in the podcast…well... sort of! Kej and Sach spent NYE together with big bad Kej even stepping up as nightclub security! So many random topics were covered in this episode… Hit play and get a dose of fun in the New year from your old Brownload boys! Let’s go!

313: Things We've Learnt 2024!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Jan 2025 01:01:00 +0000

Happy New Year you absolutely lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of “things we learnt” from 2024! There’s been a lot of hype all year round… We’ve all wanted to make this highlights episode! How many of mine made the grade? How harsh is the editor (Sach) feeling? Will Kej feature? Do you remember the facts from the episode when it first played out? Either way… We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload! Here’s to good times and lots more laughter for 2025!

312: Cheeni Kum!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Dec 2024 01:01:00 +0000

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Hope you’re all enjoying the festivities and not stressing out! This is our last podcast of 2024 so we are grateful that his royal Kejness graced us with his presence after last weeks Christmas party, plus we’re talking social plans at this time of year and the types of desi products that could make the official Monarchy supplier list! Merry Christmas you filthy Brownloaders!

311: My Newest Friend...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Dec 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Me and Sach have been good all year, so Santa granted us our wish - A podcast without Kej! Actually - it’s weird how we missed the annoying little veggie patty! But don’t worry, we roped in a replacement by the name of Chirag Rao (an awesome singer I'm working with on a Bollywood music show!) We chat about all things Xmas, our love for food and Sach is taking the easy option for his festive feast! Plus I’ve had some dramas at the gym and we’re discussing our butter of choice! It’s a key issue in every desi household!

310: The Brownload LIVE! (Birmingham)

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Dec 2024 01:01:00 +0000

We are live from Birmingham! Big up all the Brummies that came out! Great to take the podcast out in the road and meet some of our lovely listeners! We’re talking storms, Christmas excitement and exam “tactics” - some of which are very questionable - Shhh! Hit play and enjoy the LIVE episode recorded with an audience at the Glee Club in Birmingham!

309: I'm Levitating...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Dec 2024 01:01:00 +0000

After galavanting all weekend, we are back together to discuss Christmas season which feels very much upon us! We’re talking presents, trees and who can really be bothered to go shopping!? Kej has got news about joining the committee of uncles at his dream club… Tottenham Hotspur - Sach has got 300 nephews and nieces to buy Christmas presents for… And Dua Lipa isn’t showing the love to a certain Indian DJ!

308: No-one Likes A Dry Sponge!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Nov 2024 01:01:00 +0000

We’re at Kanchans restaurant for this podcast talking about even more travel antics and my birthday weekend! Plus Kej feels out of place in pubs and needs a drink to relax! Find out why when you listen! Sach and I share gym troubles with hygiene and etiquette… Plus we’ve got a live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December! Tickets are only £10 ! Get them from www.luventertainment.co.uk

307: I Yanked The Dundo!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Nov 2024 01:01:00 +0000

We’d like to apologise if you can hear rattling during this podcast episode - We are all freezing our Brownloads off!! Particularly Sach, who’s just come back from a weekend in Thailand! We had to discuss the Tyson v Paul fight and I’ve been hosting India fashion week in London! Plus we’re getting excited about our next live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December at the Glee Club! Get your tickets now at www.luventertainment.co.uk

306: Why You Got Jam In The Car?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Nov 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Brand new location for this podcast … for the first time ever, we’re at my new house - which is freezing so “someone” sat there with his coat on for the whole thing! We’re talking a bit about Trump, Kej’s subway shenanigans, the cheapest hotel in the world plus the most hated house chores! Also we've got a BIG announcement - Listen all the way till the end!

305: I've Been Mickey Mouse'd!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Nov 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Technically, we are road men! We’re on the streets folks! Times are hard! But luckily, even though we don’t have my garage to record the podcast in, a lovely local Indian restaurant came to the rescue! We recorded this episode in Kanchans restaurant in Ilford and we’re looking forward to taking the podcast to more places that feed us! We’re talking elections in America, Diwali disappointments, Dad jokes and one of us got done with a driving offence!

304: Sweet Brownload!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 31 Oct 2024 01:01:00 +0000

The clocks have gone back, but we’re looking forward to Hallowali! The preparations are well underway way for Kej and Sach with naasto wars and the ultimate chevro! Plus there’s lots of talk (and frustrations) about Sweet Bobby! Enjoy our Diwali episode and have a great time with your friends and family!

303: Hallowali!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:01:00 +0000

For the first time in our lifetime… Halloween and Diwali land on the same day! And we think that should be its whole own thing! Plus Kej is getting upset about people wearing certain types of footwear… I think there’s real injustice going on at McDonald’s but the boys don’t “anda-stand” me… and Sach got spanked by the latest storm! It’s most likely and highly probable that this could most definitely maybe be the official l last podcast from my house! But who knows!
Either way - it’s a corker of an episode! Enjoy!

302: Autumn Mems!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Oct 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Jam packed hour of goodness coming your way! I’ve got an update on my house sale, we did our very first Brownload quiz night, it’s conker & pumpkin season, there’s bald issues and we’re reminiscing about old school fragrances! Cor blimey! What a podcast! Get it on now!

301: You Got No Plans!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Oct 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It felt like the whole world was watching Diljit Dosanjh this week. Sach and I were there but Kej wants to know why Diljit gets more love than Arijit! And what’s up with all these Desi concerts that don’t sell merchandise! Surely they’re missing a trick! Lots of talk of music and stardom (even Janet Jackson gets a mention!) … enjoy it folks!

300: This Kaki Was Grinding On Me...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Oct 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Sach is at the IIFA’s doing his best “Smita Smitten Showbiz Kitten” mixing with Bollywoods A-list stars! I'm hanging out with diplomats and Kej has had a zoom call from hell! Plus there’s concerts coming up and a Brownload Desi Quiz night that we're doing! Life’s crazy right now and you can hear all about it by hitting play! Enjoy folks!

299: P Daadi!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Sep 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It’s time for the Brownload … Brownload …. Brownload (that’s an echo!) We are in my empty, hollow feeling house (half way through moving) and reminiscing about last weeks live recording at the London Podcast Festival! What a night! Also Kej and Sach went to see a certain Mr Singh perform live with a guest appearance from someone who got Kej very excited indeed!

298: London Podcast Festival 2024

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Sep 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It’s the London Podcast Festival 2024 and this episode was recorded infront of a live, sold out audience in Kings Cross! We’re talking birthdays, air tags and belly buttons!
It’s jam packed with laughter, celebrations and a super crowd! Big up to everyone who came and sorry to those that couldn’t get tickets this time! Hit play and a joy this special live edition now!

297: Paneer Isn't Masculine!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Sep 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It rained like crazy in London! But it’s also raining with butter chicken and live podcasts!!! It’s all happening! Plus it’s a proper trip down memory lane as we get chatting about 90s stuff making a comeback - And we love it! We’ll catch you on Saturday at the London Podcast Festival - And if you didn't manage to get tickets, listen out for the live recorded episode next week!

296: Shoe Horns Are Important!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Sep 2024 00:01:00 +0000

We’re talking queuing for Oasis tickets, queues in Chessington and even more queuing for food at old school music festivals! Plus Sach has got news about the latest list featuring the top cities in the world for food! You know we just had to look into that! I’m all getting ready for the 14th of September for our big live podcast at the London Podcast Festival… For those of you who are lucky enough to get tickets, we’ll see you there!

295: I Want To Go And See Oasis!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Aug 2024 00:01:00 +0000

I’m gonna blame Kej’s joke! After that, this podcast turned into a bit of a rude one! It wasn’t supposed to be and I apologise in advance! But there's still plenty of chat about Oasis, festivals and how we used the phone back in the day!

294: Towbar Trouble!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Aug 2024 00:01:00 +0000

This has gotta be one of the only podcasts we’ve recorded online in the morning - Felt like the breakfast show all over again! Sach isn’t too impressed with Chessington World of Adventures and I’m discovering new Desi food (which Kej and Sach knew all about, but never mentioned!) and Kej has got workmates that are more desi than him when it comes to karaoke!

293: He's Got His Hooch Out!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Aug 2024 00:01:00 +0000

I’m up in Scotland for work and the boys are down south! But the heatwave unites us all! It’s been roasting and one of us is dressed like a Mumbai rickshaw driver! Despite the temperature … someone else has been buying Christmas items cos they’re on sale!! And the Olympics closing ceremony was a bit “meh” for us! Enjoy the load!

292: Chaat Tuah!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Aug 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Ok - let’s be honest! The UK feels kinda crazy right now! There’s riots, fear and a whole lot of unrest! We don’t usually get involved with politics or heavy stuff, but this one is right on our door! That stuff aside, we’re still trying to find the fun stuff in life: Kej is loving the Olympics, I’ve come across people who spit when they talk and Sach has been people watching in the airport!

291: Aunty On A Moped!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Aug 2024 00:01:00 +0000

The summer is here! Quick, enjoy it before it goes! I’ve been up in Scotland hosting parties and Kej and Sach have been living the festival life! The Olympics have started and sharks have been spotted in the Thames! What a world we live in! It’s a good thing you’ve got the Brownload to make sense of it all!

290: 'Oobs' Is The Problem!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Jul 2024 00:01:00 +0000

What a week! Bidens stepped down and there’s a desi name in the running! How do you pronounce Kamala? It’s felt like India during this very mini heatwave and so it’s fitting that I’m recreating Bollywood on stage in this Mumbai weather! Plus Kej has got issues in the Burger King queue and Sach is really NOT looking forward to the Ambani’s taking over London for the next two months!

289: Southgate Saw A Pundit!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Jul 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It might not have come home… but we’re all together in the garage - Three Lalu’s in full effect! What a weekend of sport, plus Trump showed his ability to dodge bullets (just about)… Whilst I pulled my back on the journey to a yoga class!! Kej is taking us on a nostalgia trip about the 80s and Sach has had enough of the Ambani wedding!

288: Down The Buzurgon Ne!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Jul 2024 00:01:00 +0000

We have a new leader!! The elections are done and we are reflecting on how we feel plus the various clips of Rishi’s wife that we’ve seen on social media! Plus there’s tales of my travels around the UK (supporting my wife and nieces on their mountain missions!) along with stories of Anant Ambhani with Justin Bieber and Kej is hanging with Keir Starmer! Enjoy the Brownload!

287: Room For A Little One?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It’s election week people and it's decision time for the nation! So of course we have to get our opinion in on the matter in our own Brownload style and fashion! Plus, there’s cricket, concerts and controversy! And if you’ve ever wondered what the urinal etiquette is in the men’s toilet… We’ve got the answers!

286: Thel-her Swift!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Jun 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It's the Brownload on my side - Nice to meet you! This podcast comes three by one! And if none of that makes sense, you need to hit play! I’ve got tales of human encounters from my travels, Kej meets Himanshu-kaka and Sach is getting stressed out while having a massage!

285: Aa Gaya Ghar!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Jun 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It might be “coming home” but Sach and I are out and about for the first England match of the Euros 2024! I’ve had a couple of issues with members of the public, Kej ruined Fathers Day for his Dad and Sach has made a new discovery which is making him money! Enjoy!

284: Indian Sizzler!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Jun 2024 00:01:00 +0000

I did it! I took time out from my holiday with the lads to chat to the Brownload lads instead! I’ve got my tales of Portugal while Sach is filling me in on what I’ve missed back in the UK! Kej has been surrounded my people who don’t care about how bad they smell and with Fathers Day round the corner, I’ve been working on my Desi Dad jokes! Plus there’s news of our podcast now being on YouTube and don’t forget about our LIVE Podcast on Friday 14th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross!
You can get your tickets here:
https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/tommys-brownload-3/

283: Project Friends!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Jun 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Hold on … I’m booking flights! And we’re done! Yes, that’s right, I’m the organised one out of me and my lads who’s put in charge of booking stuff! Plus Sach and I have been hanging out at shows, dinners and movie premieres sponsored by Kej! Jay Sean was in town with his sold out concert which Sach went to watch and Kej has got news of two new Mr Men characters!

282: A Dark Fantasy!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 May 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Saturday 14th September 2024 - Put the date in your diaries folks! We are back at the London Podcast Festival and tickets are now available! So, we’re planning our live podcast around our dinner time of course! Kej & I have a bit of a mare regarding our date night together at the Royal Albert Hall and Sach is sharing his darkest fantasies which includes Shah Rukh Khan - I loved it, Kej wasn’t a fan!

281: Join Our WhatsApp Group!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 May 2024 00:01:00 +0000

It’s official! We are BACK on WhatsApp! You think we would’ve learned our lesson but no! 😂 You can join the Brownload WhatsApp group (the link is in our Instagram bio). So, we’re chatting about that as well as Sach in Dubai, Kej’s new job application and me feeling like an old uncle!

280: There Might Be A Wig Involved...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 May 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Oooh!! The lights in the sky!! So pretty!! Well, whilst the nation got excited about the colour of the sky, some of us weren’t feeling the enthusiasm! Sach is still getting harassed while he Dj’s, Kej is excited about seeing FaceTime on a big screen and I'm about to hit the stage darling - Got a new Bollywood play that I’ve been cast in! Find out all the details and laugh yourself to your happy place: hit play now!

279: Seeta, Geeta Aur Peeta!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 May 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Dare I say it … but I think we got a bit political in this podcast! The Brownload party was discussing Rishi Sunaks love for Bhangra, Sadiq Khan back in as London Mayor and even the mighty Monty Panesar getting into politics! Plus I’ve been eaves dropping on peoples conversations in Sainsbury and I’m not sure about the way they pronounce things - Is it Pita or Peeeta?

278: Bruschetta Breath!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 May 2024 00:01:00 +0000

We present the Brownload today with full on garlic breath - And we’re not sorry! Kej is back from his boys trip to the home of arts and culture: Benidorm! Sach and I went in a road trip together which we used as therapy for dealing with you know who! And while we’re on the subject of things that annoy you… we’re talking about “that person” we all have in our lives who tries to throw in big words into conversations! Everyone knows one of them…

277: The Nation Has Embraced Running!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Apr 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Can everyone stop going on about the London Marathon! Sach has had enough of people going on about their training and timings! Nobody cares (apart from Kej). Kej has been hanging out with celebrities (debatable!) and I’ve been hanging around in mens toilets getting way too close and personal!

276: Darphok!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Apr 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Easter, Eid, Vaisakhi, Passover … all done! Welcome back to reality! Is it us, or is it cold!? Apparently there’s a heatwave coming? Bring it on! We’re chatting about the latest Andrex advert as well as my train journey dilemma! What would you have done? Plus we’ll bring you up to date with the things we’ve watched and the gems we’ve learnt!

275: What's Your Flex?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Apr 2024 00:01:00 +0000

We’re in the garage talking Storms, Morocco and Vaisakhi! I was hosting the big Sikh celebrations in Trafalgar Square for the Mayor while Kej was running half marathons! He's annoyed that brown people didn’t sponsor him - We debated why that is! Plus Sach is worried about the superstitions around the Lunar Eclipse! What does it all mean?

274: I'd Rather Salivate Over A Thali!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Apr 2024 00:01:00 +0000

What a Podcast we’ve got for you! I probably should apologise in advance because we rushed this one, simply because our bellies were dictating the length of this episode! One of us is struggling to adjust to the clocks changing and we’re complaining about "having" to do family stuff during the Easter break! Turns out one of us likes, going to art galleries… Yeah right!??

273: Dot To Dot

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Mar 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Welcome to the Brownest load of podcast bakwaas anywhere in the world! I’m away at the moment with the family for Easter and I’ve had a few encounters which I’d like to share with everyone! Sach is facing new experiences in Mc Donalds and Kej is suffering from a case of mistaken identity! But I think it’s easy for him to get mistaken for this person! Hit play and find out who and what we're chatting about!

272: Burgers From Behind!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Mar 2024 01:01:00 +0000

We really are living in a world where Ed Sheeran is performing with Diljit Dosanjh and we have a missing Princess! That’s reality! Bonkers! Plus I’m bumping into people awkwardly, Sach isn’t smiling at anyone he meets and Kej is faking conversations in the underground! Plus, I got given a class on how NOT to eat a samosa by Mylo Sandhu!

271: To The Chundo... (To The Wall!)

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:01:00 +0000

We just had to discuss “that photo”!! The Royal Family, Mother’s Day picture which has got all of the country talking! Plus Sach is back from Dubai which I love cos he always brings some wicked Middle Eastern munchies! There’s also a bit of Donald Trump, some Boxing and a dose of all round joy (despite the list about the worlds most depressing countries!)

270: Ambani Better Have My Money!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Mar 2024 01:01:00 +0000

How could we not dedicate this podcast to the biggest wedding in the history of the human race! That Ambani wedding which had Rihanna, all three Khans, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates attending! The stories coming out of the Gujarat are mind blowing and we are obsessed! Plus, Sach is back in Dubai (I know … again!!) and Kej and I have been to the cinema (not together thank Gawwwd!)

269: If Bob Marley was Panjabi...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 01:01:00 +0000

We’re reminiscing! Pankaj Udhas has passed away and whilst we never met him, we grew up listening to his music! So there’s a Pankaj big up in the podcast as well as Sach and I on a night out, with Kej on a separate industry event! (We didn’t plan it that way … of course not!! 😉) Plus I’m catering for 40 people, a staff member has been sacked for taking left over catering food and are you ready to take on Hayfever? It’s coming early!

268: Da Belly!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Feb 2024 01:01:00 +0000

We’re analysing the world in the way that only we can! Brownload style!
I’ve been filming today for my new cooking show “Desi Beat” on Colors Tv (available to watch all across the world!) … and I’m wondering why I’ve never heard of a ‘Dabeli”? Sach has got a stiffy and it’s moving around at night! You’ll hear him explain what’s happened… And Kej is sniffing the staff at restaurants! Let’s just say he’s not getting the waft he wants! Enjoy the podcast my beautiful Brownloaders!

267: I Doff My Hat!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Feb 2024 01:01:00 +0000

It went down over the weekend! The big performance where all eyes were on the superstar entertaining a packed arena … no, not the Super Bowl! We’re talking about the incredible Shreya Goshal and her All Hearts tour in London! That lady could teach Usher and Alicia a thing or two! Plus we’re talking comfort food and the dishes we eat that make us feel loved with pure joy!

266: Love Your Guacamole!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Feb 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Poonam is alive! But was the Pandey’s stunt good or bad? We have a little discussion around that plus we’re talking about the controversy of Butter Chicken, Valentines gifts from Greggs, and the future which is all about goggles! Get ready for a full on dose of Brownload bakwaas!

265: Wrong'uns In India!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Feb 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Have you heard the way some social media chefs are talking over their recipes? It’s got us talking! Plus I’ve got an issue with all the Filmfare stuff I’m seeing, Sach did a DJ set for TalkSPORT and Kej has introduced us to the trend (popular amongst Hollywood stars) of eating while in the shower - Insane!

264: Pudina Twist!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Jan 2024 01:01:00 +0000

I am well aware that we are in danger of sounding like some old men, moaning about the weather and travel… But that has seriously dominated our entire lives over the last few days! Sach is back from Gujarat… And in true Sach style, he’s brought some foreign snacks for us to try! Flavours and variations from the motherland that we’ve never experienced before! We’re also talking about toast… It turns out, how you butter yours says loads about you! Enjoy!

263: In your Thaiya's Sock

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Jan 2024 01:01:00 +0000

There's a snow bomb in town and we are freezing our chaddies off... So Sachin has run off to the Gujarat and Simon Sandhu steps in. We're talking winter smells, Zayn Malik and random things we find our parents doing around the house!

262: Red Achar, Green Achar!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Jan 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Sach is in Gujarat visiting his grandmother but controversially staying in a hotel rather than risking the overly firm family bed on offer! Kej and I are freezing back here in the UK… But exciting news is that Rishi Sunak has been in touch with Kej! What could he possibly want? All will be revealed when you hit play … go on then!

261: Free Stools!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Jan 2024 01:01:00 +0000

Happy New Year! We’re flying into 2024 with a full analysis of Xmas and New Year festivities! As always, we see the world a little different from others, so check out what we made of the holidays season! Plus there’s a storm across the UK which isn’t to be mistaken with the wind coming from one of us! Hit play and enjoy!

260: Things We've Learnt 2023!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Dec 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Who says the Brownload is just nonsense? Who says it’s just three guys talking about silly stuff!? We are so much more than that! It’s the home of facts! So welcome to this special episode which is all the best “things we learnt” over 2023! Perfect for dropping into conversation with your friends and family over the holidays! This podcast will officially make you smarter! Hit play and enjoy!

259: Bullseye!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Dec 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Tis the season to be jolly! But Kej turned up at my house on a mission to offend everyone! And he was successful! Sach is annoyed at Christmas (did you really expect anything else?) and in trying to do my bit on being a happy, supportive, festive father! But it’s hard when ur Mrs books random things for everyone to do as a family! Merry Xmas you beautiful Brownloaders - Enjoy the podcast!

258: 1 Utthapam!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Dec 2023 01:01:00 +0000

It’s been an action packed week! Despite illnesses including the flu & Covid… We’ve soldiered on through our social and working requirements! But now, we’re sharing our pain with you lot: our lovely Brownloaders! There was the party for Zoya Akhtars’ The Archies, my solo comedy show, Kej and Sach at their staff Xmas party, the Brownload 5th Birthday party, quiz nights, tv shows and more!

257: Ello Crumpet!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Dec 2023 01:01:00 +0000

What a weekend it’s been! I was hosting the Rewind tour in Birmingham, Wembley and Leeds with Kumar Sanu (my new bestie!), Udit Narayan and Abhijeet Bhattacharya! Kej and Sach came to the Wembley Arena show but had some ticket issues! I upset some dancers in my attempt to be funny, we’re all feeling freezing cold and it’s time to put your Xmas tree up! You done yours?

For all those coming to our 5th birthday party - the details are: Namaste Lounge on Friday 8th December from 10pm (DM the Brownload on Instagram to get your name on the guest list and don’t forget to bring I.D!) See you there!

256: Naan Standards!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Nov 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Big up Kingfisher for this one! Are you like us? Is there certain food you won’t order in a restaurant cos “you can make it at home cheaper”? Kej and Sach have been at a Diwali event held at Lords cricket ground… well technically Sach went to two parties that night - You’ll soon find out how! There’s naan issues, squid games and benefits to all our used pakora oil !! If you haven’t already, check out the Brownload Instagram for funny videos of the podcast and all our upcoming events! @thebrownload

255: Don't Forget Your Wig!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Nov 2023 01:01:00 +0000

What a week! Some of the encounters with people I met just had to be shared in this episode! Plus wise-man Sach is back from Dubai bearing gifts! David Beckham was in India for the cricket while Kej watched it with an annoying uncle!

Don't forget about our 5th birthday celebrations on the 8th of December - Slide into our Instagram DMs or email (hello@thebrownload.com) to get on the guest list!

254: Pigs In Saris!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Nov 2023 01:01:00 +0000

The rockets and fireworks were all out this weekend! Anyone else notice that Diwali had more pataka action than 5th November!? Today we’re chatting about a new pop up Desi radio station from Virgin, Santas grotto, ice skating and Xmas food vs Diwali food! All of this coming your way when hit play!

253: Where's The Diwali Range?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Nov 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Happy Diwali! The snacks are out along with the Kingfisher beers! We all brought a dish… well sort of! I made paneer, Sach brought homemade spring rolls and Kej brought something that definitely lacked crunch! Plus we’re talking about fireworks night, swearing in public, and the Kings speech! Crack open a cold one and enjoy!

252: My Dad's In Better Shape Than Schwarzenegger!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Nov 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Another packed Brownload coming your way! We’re talking about our 5th birthday party, which is happening very soon alongside the big Tyson Fury fight and the London Indian film festival! I was watching a film there with Paul Chowdhary… Let’s just say it didn’t go to plan! And find out what Kej was doing when he hurt his back in the bathroom!

251: Be Ki-Sure Bhai!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Oct 2023 00:01:00 +0000

What a week! I’ve been celebrating the legends behind Goodness Gracious Me while Kej has been witnessing a musical icon at her very best and Sach has got a new found love for a Gujarati queen! Plus pumpkin picking is surely the biggest scam going!! Enjoy the podcast and don’t forget to put the 8th December in your diaries for the Brownload's 5th birthday party at Namaste Lounge! It’s free entry on guest-list - (email your names to hello@thebrownload.com) Don’t worry, Kej will not be on the harmonium but Sach will be on the decks! Let’s go!

250: He's Such a Boff!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Oct 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Happy Navratri folks… Guess who’s getting ready to polish their dandiya? And… Guess who’s in a bad mood cos he’s tired from Dj’ing? And and and… Guess who’s come up with a new way of playing Guess who? Plus we’re talking about the weekend of sporting activities along with how a simple hum of a tune can make you feel good! Hit play and let the Brownload feel good factor flow!

249: Bed Bugs In Paris!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Oct 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Who would have thought the passport office could provide so much drama for Sach! Kej is schmoozing with the Scherzinger - Which led me to confess something I once said about her! We’re talking about KFC’s new fries, Heinz Desi baked beans and what is a Guppa (as in Gol!)

Enjoy the podcast … maybe with a cold Kingfisher beer! Get 15% off your first order at wanderlustdrinkscompany.com and type in the code: “Brownload” at the checkout.

248: Excite Me First!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Oct 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Dj Emirates … I mean, Dj Sachy is in Dubai (again!) so we’re all online for this one! Find out what I thought of 50 Cent in Amsterdam last week and also why a picture of Kej was being passed around on social media - Something smells dodgy to me! There’s celebrity friends, the best breads in the world and the pressures on to deliver top notch “things we’ve learnt”!

247: It Turned Out To Be A Small'un!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Sep 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Fresh out the van and into the Brownload fire! I’ve been grafting around London with a narrow miss from some drama … meanwhile Sach and I are still doing our victory parade following the weekends “Shine Walk” for Cancer Research. Kej’s got news about the little joys in life that make us feel good (like having a kingfisher beer!) and what age we actually become adults (and it aint 18!)

246: London Podcast Festival 2023

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Sep 2023 00:01:00 +0000

This one was recorded infront of a live audience in Kings Cross, London!
What a great crowd! We absolutely love doing the podcast with all the noise and rabble from our Brownloaders! We’re discussing the new indian iPhone as well Aliens in Mexico and Greggs’ new menu!

245: The Sparks Were Flying Off Venus!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:01:00 +0000

We just had the hottest day of the year so far in September! How did that happen? We all dealt with the heat in our own way! Sach was moaning, I was sweating and Kej was leaving us drunk voicenotes! Plus we’re talking about the big news this week that a prisoner escaped from jail and waiters asking restaurant go-ers to clean up their own kids’ mess! Loads going on in this weeks podcast - so hurry up and get listening!

244: Made In Bharat!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Sep 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Yeah, we’re just three guys reflecting our “British Bharatian" roots!
Really? India is changing its name? We had to discuss that, plus Sachin is actually happy about the customer service he received from Sky and Kej and I were the only Desis on the beach and in the park! It felt weird! And we’re talking heatwave, comfy crocs and the things we’ve watched and learnt! It’s a goodun!

Also - just wanna say Happy Birthday to our boy Sach who’s 36 today! Have a great one you absolute legend!

243: Buzz-Batti-Year

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 00:01:00 +0000

This one felt jam packed! It always happens after we’ve not seen each other in a while... It’s like we’ve got TOO much to say to each other! We’re all back fresh from holidays and time off, talking about travels, India’s moon landings and the future of Pizza Hut!

242: Jack & Jill

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Aug 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Back together, sort of! Kej has been in Portugal, I’m still in Canada and Sach is holding it all together back in the UK! We’re talking about all the things we’ve seen on our travels, as well as the Adnan Sami concert and the rising costs of cheese slices!

241: My Wrist Hurts

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Aug 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Simon Sandhu (my cousin brother) sits in on the podcast instead of Kej! So we were allowed (by my wife) to record this episode INSIDE the house! What a treat to sit at the kitchen table again and talk about weddings, how loud the music is (I know … we’re getting old!) and my generosity with a homeless person backfiring on me! Enjoy the Kej free podcast!

240: Does It Rhyme With 'ollocks?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Aug 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Someone’s suddenly got into Barbie! I’m not saying who, but it’s the one that jumps on every band wagon going! Sach has got news about how an airline dealt with hungry passengers when they realised all their in-flight meals were off! We’re also talking weddings, 2000 year old curries and the top 25 TV shows ever!

239: Let's Play Smelly Poker!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 00:01:00 +0000

We’re all over the place … maybe it’s because the weather can’t make its mind up, maybe it’s the B.O I’ve been exposed to, Kej’s Mums dhokla or Sach getting bad breath forced into his face! We’re also discussing Twitter's new name and we’ve got a competition to give away Adnan Sami tickets for Leeds, London and Birmingham this August 11th, 12th & 13th. Check out the Brownload on Instagram to enter now before it too late!

238: Roti In The Post!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Jul 2023 00:01:00 +0000

I was Macaulay Culkin this weekend and didn’t know what to do with myself! The weather was changing its mind more than I do in a buffet queue and there’s a new Wimbledon mens champion who’s just a baby! So that got us thinking … what had we achieved by the age of 20? Plus Sach has got news of a new way of travelling to Japan and Kej doesn’t want any surprises on his restaurant bill : 8 dollar band chor! It’ll all make sense when you hear the episode!

237: I'm Gonna Be The Samosa Man!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 00:01:00 +0000

What is Threads? Well, luckily for all of us, the social media bandwagoner (Kej) has clearly invented the new online platform and is therefore in full endorsement mode as he explains how great it is! Sach and I aren’t convinced! Maybe I was feeling negative after my first comedy walk out (that’s right … two audience members left half way thru my show !) Also, 50 Cent is going to India later this year and Sach has got a little remix he could try singing!

236: Spirit Of The Game!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Jul 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Hi there … mountain ranger Sandhu here! Fresh from my Ben Nevis climb where I missed all the controversy around the Ashes and Johnny Bairstow! Kej and Sach fill me in as we chat about all the times we’ve cheated at stuff! Plus there’s talk of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elon Musk and holiday islands that are banning you from using your phone! (Unless you’re listening to the Brownload of course!)

235: Dil Se...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Jun 2023 00:01:00 +0000

This isn’t just any Brownload episode, it’s the one where we announce that we have sold all our tickets to our live show at the London Podcast festival 2023! All the seats were nabbed in 3 days so thanks so much for that! We’re also talking about Glastonbury and Kej is moaning about why Desis can’t do their own one! Sach is more worried about the smell of the festival and I’m using this episode as therapy for my issue with milk lids!

234: Bhabi's Got The Chabi

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Jun 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Imagine a woolly mammoth combined with the Burj Al Arab? Massive right?? Well that’s how big our news is … we’ve got something very exciting to share!! Plus Sach is no longer struck by Hayfever, im exposing myself to be struck by cold temperatures and Kej is getting star struck at a party! And my big idea this week is about a new type of crisp they need to do! It’s a genius idea (well, it was thought of by me!) and I’m sure I’m not alone on loving these particular crisps! And Kej has got some revelations about what your favourite fast food says about you!

233: They're Not Called Beef-eaters!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Jun 2023 00:01:00 +0000

The sun’s out and I’ve lost all knowledge of what’s going on in the world! What champions league match? What soccer aid? I’m oblivious! Sach is busy being named in National newspapers for his celebrity Dj’ing skills (he’s not on Page 3, don’t worry!) And Kej is getting drunk calls from men which he absolutely loves! He actually tells us why he misses the late night phone chats with his fellas!

232: Fa-Laugh-Al

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Jun 2023 00:01:00 +0000

What a podcast! Loads of different things discussed: like how the bill for dinner is split, buying rounds of drinks, putting toothpaste on your brush, sexy team sports and Neha Kakkar’s new song! Get involved with the chat and drop us a message: hello@thebrownload.com or message us on Instagram @thebrownload

231: When You Bite... It Will Excite!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Jun 2023 00:01:00 +0000

May we begin by saluting the legend that sadly passed: Tina Turner! What a lady … Who was loved by Desis! Plus we chat about some backstage antics whilst I hosted the Gurdas Masn concerts and there’s talk of Paneer and Ice cream! And … I hate to be a snitch, but two out of three of us did our homework that was set last week … find out who didn’t! Enjoy Brownloading!

230: Sunshine, Sandwiches & Su-Su!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 May 2023 00:01:00 +0000

The sun is shining for National Sandwich week and while we may have started this podcast moaning and being negative, we all come good by the end! There’s a few toilet issues to discuss too! To stand or not to stand, that is the question!

229: It’s Ladies Only!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 May 2023 00:01:00 +0000

This one’s full of failures, first aid courses and falling out over the temperature of meaty balls! Sach is back from Dubai to a culture shock in the UK and Kej’s “things we’ve learnt” is enough to put you off … everything in life! #blamekej - Still, at least the suns out! Hit play and enjoy!

228: Bruana Louwada

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 May 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Apologies for not giving you your fix of The Brownload last week! We have read all your messages of complaint! You’ll hear the reasons why we missed it in this episode. Plus we’re hailing our new King, Sach is watching from Dubai while Kej is suffering from R.A (hit play to find out what that is!) And I’ve been all over the UK hosting concerts and racing women on the underground.

227: Armageddon!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Apr 2023 00:01:00 +0000

The alarms are going off! Somethings happening but we don’t know what! We talk about the nationwide Armageddon alarm, the Kings coronation and the ultimate dunk contest: which involves biscuits, not basketballs!

226: It’s A Maths-Debate!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Apr 2023 00:01:00 +0000

We’re springing into action with talk of Diljit Dosanjh at Coachella, Britains Got Talent and some frustrating contestants on Family Fortunes! Plus Barahmastra is on TV … you might here me mention it once or four times! Find out why when you listen to the podcast and head to our Instagram (@thebrownload) this week to watch the video that “they” didn’t want you to see!

225: Pleasantly Surprised!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Apr 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Loved recording this weeks podcast! Lots of chat about food and sweet treats! Never a bad conversation! We even debated which religion has the most sugar based naughtiness to consume in the name of “tradition”! Sach has had a quiet Easter weekend, I’ve been looking after a dog and Kej has got news for anyone who likes to sing in public!

224: Stick A Toblerone In Me!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Apr 2023 00:01:00 +0000

We’re at Kej’s house for this episode of the Brownload! The Gujarati hospitality is on point with more crunchy snacks than a Walkers factory! Last time I was here, I was sozzled! So, today we’re talking about hanging with Sonu Nigam (or not as the case may be!) as well as food, pets in zoom calls and more robot AI stuff (blame Kej!)

223: Mama Kuku!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Mar 2023 00:01:00 +0000

We’ve got all the senses covered in this weeks podcast! Alcoholic pasta sauce to taste, smelling other peoples sweat, seeing Bollywood celebs in the UK (if they're actually even here!) and touching - by dancing with older women while listening to inappropriate songs! Only on the Brownload!

222: I Just Felt A Tickle!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 01:01:00 +0000

How can you get annoyed with Mother’s Day? Sach ain’t got no time for the Instagram people posting pictures of the woman that gave them life! Kej’s supermarket conveyor belt dividers are splitting the nation and I’ve got great news for all the good looking Indians out there! So hit play and let us tickle you in places you’ve never had tickled before!

221: Kiss Me Thru The Phone!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Mar 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Gary Lineker is all over the press for his comments and the BBC don’t like it! Funnily enough, we had something to say about all that! Plus Sach has got the low down on a new gadget for your phones which will mean that people can get lippy like never before! And kej wants to know why Desis don’t do cruise ships!

220: Two Penne Arrabbiatas Please!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Happy Holi everyone! So, I’ve been hosting colourful events with lots of “hands on” people! Kej is causing trouble at the Tesco tills and Sach isn’t happy with the levels of customer service at his Dentist! Plus we debate whether couples should order the same two dishes when they’re in restaurants! I have some strong opinions here! What’s the point in ordering two of the same thing? Then you can’t share 50:50 and try something different! Let me know what you think - drop us a DM @thebrownload on Instagram or email hello@thebrownload.com

219: I'm Bringing Sweaty Back!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Mar 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Kaiseh ho Brownloaders? We are busting our Hindi in this episode even though none of us have grown up speaking it! It’s all because of a new tv show I’m hosting on Colors! Plus Sach has got issues around the do’s and don’ts at the gym and Kej has got the list of the top ten food on the planet!

218: Hidden Treasure

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 01:01:00 +0000

We love the old school! This one’s filled with a whole bag of nostalgia! From LL Cool Singh to Opal Fruits! We’re taking it back! But that didn’t stop Kej going on about the future and Chat GPT! Sach is educating us on what we can and can’t say after Roald Dahl books are getting re-edited! If you’re triggered by anything you hear … or you just wanna correct any of us, then email: hello@thebrownload.com

217: Ajwain, Brain & Shania Twain!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 01:01:00 +0000

What a week for live shows! There was Rihanna at the NFL halftime show and the legendary Brits! We’re looking back at them along with the rules around eating in bed! Sach is in Dubai still, I’m at home and Kej stopped the podcast half way thru because someone more important showed up!

216: It’s A No-Entry Masi!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Feb 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Chocolate abroad always tasted a little funky! So while Sach is in Dubai, he was asked to bring some of the good stuff from the UK … and he didn’t want to! Find out why! Plus Kej has all the news about Chat GPT which we tested for it’s desi-ness! The results will blow your mind!

215: You've Got To Bend Over Every Morning!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Feb 2023 01:01:00 +0000

History is being made! There’s a desi drive-thru that’s just opened up which we had to discuss as well as what to do when you get someone mixed up with someone else! Behsti!! Plus there’s supermarket queuing techniques and it turns out, I’ve got the dirtiest shins out of us three! Find out why!

214: Can You Be More Like McIntyre!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 01:01:00 +0000

How cold is it? Sach was in for a shock when he returned from his travels to sub zero temperatures! Kej can’t stop running his fingers around my honey pot! And i had an issue with no-show socks at a party! Plus we’re talking about Indian nachos, 93 year olds getting married and dipping your samosas in tea!! Whaaaaat?

213: A Lot Of BO, Not HBO!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Jan 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Sach has turned into the Gujarati Mary Poppins as he flies kites with strangers in the motherland! Kej has got breaking news from Sony and the release of something called a “Walkman” …. I’m too young to know what that is! 😂 And you’ll be glad to know my hearing is fixed and my back is better after free advice from a caring listener! Plus there’s lots of things to watch and some cracking things we learnt!

212: Cold And Stiff!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Jan 2023 01:01:00 +0000

While I’m stiffening up in the greatest city in the world (officially!) Sach is loosening up to the ways of Gujarat and Kej is getting “icky icky” (junglist massive!) We’re catching up online whilst Sach is abroad for the next two weeks but as always, there’s essential information to be shared in the things we learnt and the antics of Desi people in Surat!

211: Kej Is A Trout!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Jan 2023 01:01:00 +0000

Welcome to 2023! Something is definitely different about this year! Kej is the positive one and Sach and I have turned into the moaners! We analyse our festive break, the Harry and Meghan documentary gets reluctantly discussed and someone’s not a fan of Will Smith anymore!

210: Things We’ve Learnt: Best of ‘22!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Dec 2022 01:01:00 +0000

If you’re looking for some smug facts or conversation starters, then this is the podcast for you!It’s a load of our favourite fun facts that we throw in at the end of every podcast! These are the things that life doesn’t teach you so it all falls on our brown shoulders! Soak up the knowledge and enjoy!

209: RFUD

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Dec 2022 01:01:00 +0000

In our final podcast of the year, we are talking about the World Cup final alongside my trip to Paris… Let’s just say the Disney Magic was not being felt by the Sandhu family! Sach left Kej at their work Christmas party and he managed to leave an impression on his colleagues! Plus there’s gut advice for eating over Christmas and we’re questioning Deepika Padukone's outfit choice!

208: Oh Teri Marzipan!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Dec 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Brrrrrrr!!! That’s not me making Panjabi sounds, that’s how cold it is! With the snow, us being out the World Cup and all the strikes … you’re gonna need this podcast to cheer you up! Plus there’s talk of Christmas shopping, night bus drama and which one of us has got so many tabs open on their phone that it gives someone else anxiety!

207: They've Fingered My Burger!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Dec 2022 01:01:00 +0000

If you’re not feeling festive, get a dose of this episode! We’re talking Christmas decorations, dinners and presents! Plus there’s a Dishoom debate and King Charles at a Gurdwara in Luton! It’s all happening in this slightly longer than usual podcast! Hit play and come hang out with your Brownload boys!

206: That's Not A Naan!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Dec 2022 01:01:00 +0000

The boys have come over to mine and eaten something they’ve never had together before! Plus we’re reminiscing over Blockbusters and party food! Also, someone called Kej “sweet” … huh?? I’d call him many things! “Sweet” isn’t one of them! Sach has got doorbell issues and the things we learnt are pretty impressive! Enjoy!

205: What Happened To The Opening Ceremony?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Nov 2022 01:01:00 +0000

There’s some proper travel issues for all of us! Trains, planes and automobile problems! Plus, Sach has been schmoozing with A-listers on a Yacht in Abu Dhabi! We also chat about why the BBC didn’t show the opening ceremony of the World Cup? We feel cheated! And there’s chocolate matters, egg shortages and giant Toblerones!

204: Up Above The Streets And Houses…

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Who recognises which kids show the title of this weeks podcast is from? Sach was too young to know but Kej and I reminisced over the childrens classic! But our superstar Dj (that’s Sach … definitely not Kej) is in Dubai to Dj for the Formula One, Kej is obviously over playing the Bollywood wedding he was invited to and I can’t get away from Sandhus! They’re everywhere!

203: There's No More Cocks To Turn!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Nov 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Ok ok … We know we’ve got some explaining to do as to why we missed last week's Brownload shift! We address that as well as our weekend of let downs and the most amazing Asian concert in years: The Rewind Tour! Plus there’s calls from India and our review of the new series on ITV: I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

202: Look At That, You Get Twitter In Prison!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:01:00 +0000

A moment in history folks! We have an Indian Prine Minister on Diwali! Let’s hope he does the job! We’re celebrating Mr Sunak, talking about our festive celebrations and Kej’s got news about the power of smiling! Sach brings a story about an issue that unfolded on the train … what would you have done? And I don’t get Instagram reels with massive stickers on them - It makes no sense to me!
Enjoy the podcast folks!

201: I Hate Turkish Delight!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Oct 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Loads in this weeks episode! The worlds falling apart so Kej escaped to the Meta offices, Sach has been hanging with Freshers and I’m not my wife’s type! Plus we’re talking Diwali and the new Apple series set in Mumbai, Shantaram

200: Bedazzled!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Oct 2022 00:01:00 +0000

I’m trying to take Garba into a new era and these two ain’t feeling my idea! Plus we’re talking late night Greggs, electric blankets to keep you warm and Kej’s professional observations of Liz Hurley!

199: I Want Chicken & Chips!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Oct 2022 00:01:00 +0000

So much to fill you in on! I’m sure you’re wondering if Kej crossed the finish line at the London Marathon? Find out what it was like along with Sach and his night off from Dj'ing and my dilemma of trying to be a “good Desi boy” or should I have confronted an aunty? Plus there’s talk of “deep fakes” and things you should never do in a cafe! Don’t forget to email us with anything that triggers you to comment! (Good or bad!) hello@thebrownload.com

198: Walking, Running & Garba!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Sep 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Big up Sach having just done his half marathon and good luck to Kej for the upcoming full 26 mile London marathon this weekend! There’s feelings of “maranoia” in the podcast as we discuss our life events and wonder what life would be like with us as Prime minister!

197: Sach-beth!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Sep 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Oh my gawwwd! All these years and we didn’t know something about Sach! How different his life could have been if he followed his passion from school! Plus we’re talking about the Queens funeral, Kanye West and Kej’s killer chutney!

196: End Of Our Rani Kahani...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Sep 2022 00:01:00 +0000

With the Queens passing, we reflected on her legendary status in our own Brownload kinda way! Plus Kej is only 3 weeks away from running the marathon and things are getting serious, I’m driving puke covered drunk people around and Sach is enjoying my misery as he said, “now you know how I feel having to deal with you lot when you’re drunk!” It’s all getting a bit emotional! Enjoy!

195: Show Me Your “O’s!”

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Sep 2022 00:01:00 +0000

We’ve got a new Prime minister … but it’s not the Desi one! Kej has done a half marathon and regrets listening to the Brownload through it! Plus Sach is noticing that the world is kicking off and people are rebelling everywhere and I did a voiceover to a new Netflix cartoon which inspired a new singing game! (If only we had a radio show to play it on!) And we’re talking Monopoly tactics as well as Japanese antics!
It’s packed full of laughs … so enjoy!

194: "You Can See The Weeners...”

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Sep 2022 00:01:00 +0000

We’re all back online together! Kej is having a moan and a rant (so nothing new there!) and I’m feeling like a bit of a party pooper! Sach isn’t convinced about Bank holidays and the plan is for England to have more of them! Plus we talk about Saturday night telly and the return of a hit show! So get on your lycra leotards, grab your pogo sticks … 3, 2, 1 … hit play!

193: Two Meat, No Veg!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Aug 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Kej is away so rather than let you down, it’s just the two of us on this weeks podcast! We didn’t miss him one little bit! (Okay okay … maybe a little!) We’re talking doubles and where our lookalikes might be, the Fringe festival and Sach has got Covid but hasn’t got Covid … if you know what I mean!

192: What A Load Of Dholaks!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Aug 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Is it gonna rain? Where are these mad floods? We’re ready and waiting … but in the meantime we discuss how we like our food at weddings, the rising costs of living and Sach doesn’t like it when Dhols are played over English songs! Plus there’s things we’ve watched and recommend as well as the little “nuggets” of new information that we want to share with you!

191: Stranger Singhs...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Aug 2022 00:01:00 +0000

We're back and we were inundated with messages from angry Brownloaders for last weeks' no show podcast - The person to blame is revealed and a public apology is issued! Plus Tommy talks about his time in Canada, Kej brings a new sport (if you can call it that) to the table & Money Saving Sach has a tip for those price rises - Enjoy!

190: Toes In Your Mouth!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Jul 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Apologies in advance if anyone is reminded of their nightmare train journeys from this podcast! I had a testing time on my way back from Bradford to London! Kej jumped on the bandwagon and moaned about Tesco delivery and Sach is unhappy about people touching him in nightclubs! (I’ll let him explain that one!) Plus we’re talking about those Ranveer Singh pictures, Love Island and the big Neighbours finale!

189: My Backside Is Sweaty!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Jul 2022 00:01:00 +0000

This one goes down in history! Recorded on the hottest day in the record books … EVER! And we got a little heated in our discussion about new revelations from BMW! Is it me, or does their new idea not make any sense? Kej and Sach disagree with me! Plus there’s talk about Rishi Sunak and whether he’s Gujarati or not, sunbeds on holiday and my review of the new Buzz Lightyear movie! Email us: hello@thebrownload.com or message The Brownload on Instagram!

188: My Mum Never Put Raisins In It!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Jul 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Is it hot enough for ya? With the heatwave going on, guess which one of us three has taken the time to do “fan research”? We also wonder if the country will be more Desi under Rishi Sunak as Prime minister and Sach was asked some pretty personal questions when he gave blood! Plus I’ve got painful memories from Canada’s Wonderland … maybe I should take a stand and boycott the place! Find out why!

Hit play and enjoy

187: I Love Fierce Bhangra!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Jul 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dubai without anyone falling over infront of him and has anyone noticed how much spreadable butter costs nowadays! It’s a direct hit to the desi market - we love our butter! That and loads more - get listening!

186: Naomi Campbell? You’re more like Sol Campbell!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Jun 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve been hosting “India day” in Milton Keynes where someone was serving shoulder pads … to eat! Plus it’s always nice to give compliments where they’re due so you’ll hear about how I tried to spread a little love at Macdonalds! Now get listening and go tell your friends to subscribe to The Brownload too! Cheers!

185: What Does The Bin Say?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Jun 2022 00:01:00 +0000

The heat is on and we are in my sweaty garage … too close for comfort! Particularly as Kej has the lurgy! We’re talking sunbathing naked, eating without plates and bins that do sexy talk! Ooh wee! A massive thanks to everyone who’s been messaging us too! We love hearing from you: either slide into our DM’s on Instagram or email us: hello@thebrownload.com

184: I Feel Like I'm In The Truman Show!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Jun 2022 00:01:00 +0000

The heatwave is here and so is the hayfever attack! (Or is it just a cold or even covid? - No one really knows!) We talk about robots now having feelings and birthday parties when we were kids, (well 2 in 3 of us celebrated them anyway!) Enjoy!

183: It's Been About A Month & 20 Days...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 00:01:00 +0000

It feels like about a month and twenty days since we last saw each other! Great to be back in the garage again after a few weeks apart! Lots to catch up on about our holidays and time abroad, the Jubilee celebrations and an update on career developments for the woman who sells her farts! You only get important conversations like this on the Brownload!

182: The Thaal Life Chose Me!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 May 2022 00:01:00 +0000

There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater! Find out why! Plus we’re talking sandwiches, lottery winning and the things we’ve seen on the telly. This one’s guaranteed to put a doubley big smile on your face! Which is all well and good cos we’re not here next week (off on holiday to top up the brown in our load … we’ll be back in a fortnight to compare tan lines!)

181: If I Eat Popcorn... Does It Make Noise?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 May 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Even though we technically lost at the Eurovision, we’re still feeling like winners! I’m not sure the new German burgers are winning me over though! Kej reveals the new Desi sounding supermarket and an app to help you make your way around a cheeseboard like a boss! Surely we need an Indian food equivalent? Plus, what colour is your front door and what does that say about you?

180: Bhaag Sandhu Bhaag!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 May 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Travelling can be interesting! You can meet some right strange ones (particularly in London!) Kej and I had some unusual encounters while Sach is still on the mend! You can catch Sach in the next “Don’t delay, claim today” campaign! (Probably!)

Plus you’ll learn a lot about your colleagues with Kej’s question and how you hold your phone says a lot about you!

179: You're Not Allowed To Laugh!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 May 2022 00:01:00 +0000

It all definitely got a bit serious this week! Sach tells us why no-one is allowed to laugh, Kej wants to live in space & we talk about snitches at work! Enjoy!

178: Tu Bus Kar!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Hello lunchtime Brownload! Yes, the podcast recording schedule was a mess this week because of Kej's tour-bus life. We talk about food shortages (again!), the Queen's Platinum Jubilee & the thing everyone has been talking about this week... Twitter! Enjoy!

177: Don’t Tell The Wedding Planner!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Apr 2022 00:01:00 +0000

It’s getting into wedding season so Sach has been Dj’ing non stop while Kej is getting annoyed at Gujarati ceremonies! I’ve got a dilemma which results in me lying to members of the public and there’s a nightmare bus tour lined up for one of us!

176: It's All A Lie!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Apr 2022 00:01:00 +0000

In a world full of fake news, made up facts and questionable stats, we are here to tell it how it is! You can take what you want from this podcast! People are watching their energy bills, Kej is watching marathons and clearly nobody is watching who’s getting vaccinated in Mumbai!

175: Better Out Than In!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Apr 2022 00:01:00 +0000

Ok ok … I’m human and I messed up with my dates! We were scheduled to record this weeks podcast earlier this week but I double booked by accident! So after apologising to the boys, we got on to talk about TGI Fridays, Kej’s lunch failure and teetotal Sach is getting the beers in! Plus, there’s a Brazilian woman who suppressed her natural instinct and ended up in hospital! Find out how!

174: I Don't Like Jokes!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 31 Mar 2022 00:01:00 +0000

We had to discuss the thing that EVERYONE is talking about! That famous thapar by Will Smith! He’s now apologised but does that make it ok? I get jokes about my bald head all the time! I don’t hit anyone! As always, Kej has got his conspiracy theories and Sach wants a refund on everything he’s ever consumed by Will Smith! Plus Daler Mehndi is breaking new ground in a digital world, Sandwiches are changing their names and I talk you through how to complain in restaurants but in a nice way!

173: Does Anyone Wanna Dance?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Mar 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Is it me, or do people not dance around like they used to? Kej and I were performing solo routines over the weekend while Sach had a Thai woman walking on his back! And who takes snacks into a cinema undercover? We’ve got news for you! Another big Brownload bakwaas session coming your way!

172: It’s A Marathon, Not A Sprint!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Mar 2022 01:01:00 +0000

I blame the chip butties! We did a food challenge just before this episode started and there was definitely something strange in the air! Kej has got issues with Bollywood stars at Football matches, Sach has decided to roam around the streets at night (for a good reason!) and I’ve got an idea for future married women who are yet to take on their husbands name - Only on the Brownload!

Make sure you check our Chip Butty reel on Instagram: @thebrownload - and don’t forget to follow us if you aren’t already!

171: Ministry of Sleepy Sandhu!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 01:01:00 +0000

This week, we all went clubbing to the world famous Ministry of Sound where Sach was DJ'ing! Maybe it’s lockdown, perhaps it’s age but I just didn’t have the stamina to last the whole night! As well as reflecting on our big night out, there’s talk of the ultimate Butty’s and what your belly button says about you!

170: Garage Rave!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Mar 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Change of venue for the podcast recording today - we’ve been relegated to the garage at my house but there’s one particular reason for it! Plus Sach is moaning about Planes, Kej is whining about his mains and I can’t pronounce names! Whatever you do, be careful trying to say “Sanjay Leela Bhansali” quickly … it’s Leela … nothing else! Drop me an email if we put a smile on your face when you listen to this one: hello@thebrownload.com

169: Covid Restrictions Khalas!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 01:01:00 +0000

That’s right… it’s over folks! The Coronavirus rules we’ve been living by are done (but Covids not gone … just the masks and stuff!) Today is a moment in history! Plus we’ve had some epic storms across the UK, Kej is getting lairy in the swimming pool, Sach is too good looking for Covid and I’m laughing in the face of death! Hit play and enjoy the freedom of listening without being quarantined - and don’t worry, you’re immune from Brownload bakwaas!

168: I'd Happily Go To Prison!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Did I not mention that I’m going away? Oops - forgot to get my leave request in to the boys and so we had to record this podcast on Valentine’s Day (earlier than normal!). What a way to spend the most romantic day of the year! But at least we got to chat about the Super Bowl half time performance, whether we would go to prison and who could handle it? As well as the biggest Greggs in the country which can hold over 100 people! Bring it on! Plus there’s great shows we’ve seen on telly and the cinema and some wicked things we’ve learnt!

167: Return Of The Makhanwala!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 01:01:00 +0000

It’s been a while but we’re all back around my kitchen table to catch up about everything going on in our Brown world! I wanna dedicate this podcast to the incredible, one in a billion, megastar that is Lata Mangeshkar. Sad news about her passing - but we’re here to celebrate her career. Plus we’re talking student gigs, Neighbours and what kinda curry we’re most similar to!

166: Less Forking, More Spooning!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Feb 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! So we had a discussion around that as well as how Sach and I are spooners but Kej can fork-off! Plus Sach’s secret has now been revealed by Mc Donald's and Kej is a bit “long in the tooth”.

165: Fermez La Bouche!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Jan 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But for now Sach is in Dubai playing football with his nieces cos it reminds him of playing football with Kej! 😂 And speaking of Mr Kej-itivity … I did my best to be optimistic about the future but someone came and did a pashab all over me! Plus, he’s got it in for cyclists too! So - get in lane, saddle up and jump on the Brownload bike!

164: Are You Packing A Five Head?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Jan 2022 01:01:00 +0000

You wanna look good? Make yourself more attractive? Well, it turns out the less you reveal, the better! Plus, we’re talking about 4 day working weeks, a couple who built a plane and the key to a long marriage!

163: Kovid Kapoor Ft Lady Taaza!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Jan 2022 01:01:00 +0000

Once Kej remembered he’s a grown man and stopped playing with his toy we managed to get on with discussing the big stories! What can’t Brits get enough of? What are Morrisons doing with their doodh? And the Queen is looking for a new kind of dessert - we offer our suggestions!

162: Where’s The Fireworks?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Jan 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Happy New Year! “Something motivational” … bla bla bra! Yeah, I know that everyone is full of “promise” and “hope” at the start of the New Year - but we’re flipping resolutions on their head! Sach decided we should share the things we DONT want to see in 2022! Genius! Plus we’ve had lots of interesting messages from you lot and so we’re kicking off the year with a good ol’ laugh!

161: Things We've Learnt 2021!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Dec 2021 01:01:00 +0000

It's the last podcast of 2021! As the year comes to an end we've (Sach) put together an episode of some of our favourite & most random 'things we've learnt' facts from 2021! Hit play and relive the (sometimes) valuable knowledge the 3 of us have given over the year. Enjoy and we'll see you in 2022!

160: Green Light For Christmas!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 01:00:00 +0000

After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shall I make for them when they come round? What will they wear? What are the rules to secret Santa? So many questions! Sach is laid back but Kej got his orders in early requesting certain food items! We caught up about all sorts including our festive jumpers and nibbled away like a crew of beavers at a feasting tables.

159: Sandhu Is Miss Universe!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Dec 2021 01:01:00 +0000

No no no … not me and not even a relative but I’m still jumping on the bandwagon! Big up Harnaaz Sandhu from India who is Miss Universe! We also get the lowdown on a present Kej got from Chris Evans and Sach is hallucinating and tripping out after his booster jab! Plus: What did happen to Lewis Hamilton & Max Verstappen? I’ve got the whole story in layman’s terms! It’s just like a buffet! Loads in this one! Enjoy!

158: Anyone Want A Yacht? … It’s Not Real Though!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Dec 2021 01:01:00 +0000

That’s right, as the title suggests, Kej wants you to buy your own online Yacht! What the Meta is he on about? Plus we’re getting Christmassy, discussing cereal eating habits and those unexpected deductions on your pay slip - Hit play and enjoy!

157: Who’s Parents Like To Faaki?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 01:01:00 +0000

Storms, new Covid variants and another restricted festive season - aren’t you glad the Brownload is here to cheer you up! Happy December folks! I’m feeling proper festive, sadly my two Gujarati brothers aren’t in the mood to party for Christmas! We analysed my Crystal Maze experience and Kej told us about his miracle desi recipe which could be the reason he got over Covid so quickly! Turns out … it all comes down to his parents and their “activities” … I won’t say anymore! Make sure you’re not mid way through eating or drinking when you listen to this one! Enjoy!!

156: Does This Float Your Boat?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Nov 2021 01:01:00 +0000

Maybe it’s because I turned a year older, maybe it’s because we’ve all come out of a pandemic or perhaps Kej’s dumb ideas are finally wearing me down! But we are contemplating living on a man-made floating island! Yep, it’s a real thing! We’ve also got some advice for Boris Johnson failing his bumbling speech and some things we learnt that make you go “mmm … I never knew that!”

155: Does This Podcast Need Subtitles?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 01:01:00 +0000

I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are you a fan of subtitles? And a new show about snow! Kej also has a new idea for a food subscription service... Hit play and enjoy!

154: Take Me To The Metaverse!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 01:01:00 +0000

After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reality and Sach is off his day job with a cold … escaping Kej! It’s a longer podcast than usual today as we discuss the Metaverse, Martian reincarnation and wedding buffet strategies! Only on the Brownload!

153: Can I Have A Rolex Please?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Oct 2021 00:01:00 +0000

I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking about staff bonuses, Rolexes and saying “thanks” to the Spanx! What you waiting for? Press play and hang out with the badmaash Brownload boys!

152: What’s A Crisp Wall?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 11:17:48 +0000

I’m in Dubai for the T20 Cricket World Cup but the boys cannot be separated! We’re here bringing you the big chat on all the most relevant, top notch bakwaas you need! Like: what is a crisp wall? Why do our feet wrinkle in water? And would you eat a real gold covered poppadom?

Hit play for the international, global podcast that is The Brownload!

151: Red Light... Green Light... Brown Light!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 00:01:00 +0000

We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only temporarily though as I’m off next week to cover the Cricket T20 in the UAE! All this travelling and jet setting is a bit of a shock to the system! But we’re coping in the way we know how … to laugh about it! Plus we’re talking shopping shelves, Squid Game and Sach has got technological break through news from the exciting world of bed sheets!

150: Is WhatsApp Working Yet?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Oct 2021 00:01:00 +0000

Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back online! Plus Kej has got passive aggressive issues and Sach is back from Dubai with his travelling tales! And as if that’s not enough … guess what? A certain crisp company are opening a restaurant where all the dishes feature their snack! You’re gonna love this one!

149: Trains, Planes and Automobiles!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000

What a week! Whether you’ve been queuing at petrol stations, waiting for deliveries or just feel knocked down like Anthony Joshua … don’t worry we got ya! We’re here to look at the last week and make some sense of it all (or just have a moan and get it off our chest!) either way … I hope it puts a smile on that lovely face of yours! Now hit play and take your mind off the fact that your petrol needle is on red! Forget the red … it’s all about the brown (load)... Let’s go!

148: What Do You Do In The Toilet?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000

We talk about secrets from the bathroom and we ask, what advice would you give your younger self? The boys and I had a good old chat about what we’d tell ourselves if we could go back in time. I’m also defending Greggs from an ex-worker who’s turned into a Sausage roll traitor! Hit play - let’s go!

147: Popcorn Chicken Are NOT Nuggets!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Sep 2021 00:01:00 +0000

Can someone please explain to Kej that there is a huge difference between KFC and McDonald’s bite size chicken! I tried … but I’m not sure I succeeded! Plus we’re celebrating tennis stars, football icons and getting things off our chest with some “taklief relief” - Enjoy!

146: How To Have More Fun...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000

It’s Sachin’s birthday! So we recorded this one before we went and stuffed our faces! But did we have fun? What is fun? How can you have more fun? We chat about this as well as weddings, kids going back to school and the big BBC drama, Vigil.

145: It's A Dog Life!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000

I’ve got a dog! Well, only for a week, but still! I’m sharing my “tails” of dog life while Sach is back from Ghana and Kej is reminiscing about childhood memories!

Plus we give our review of the new Aretha Franklin film “Respect”, the second series of See on Apple TV & Vigil on BBC One!

144: Just The Two Of Us

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

With Sach in Ghana, he left me alone with Kej! Whilst I was nervous about the outcome of being exposed to unfiltered pure Kejiness... turns out, we had a decent chat! We were reminiscing about the radio days, discussing how to focus your energies towards doing one thing well and the things that most people fib about. Let's go!

143: Forget About It!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Time to forget about your worries and enjoy another Brownload! And talking of forgetting … what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, you can forget about the landline and if you’re a famous singer you can forget the lyrics to your biggest tracks! Just don’t forget to tell all your friends about this Podcast! I know you’re excited … so go on, hit play!

142: A Fishy Twist In The Tale!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Calling all cynics! Were Lionel Messi’s tears real? Does Jennifer Anniston really benefit from having only ONE crisp? And should the word “curry” be banned!?

The realest talk on the biggest of matters are right here! Enjoy!

141: Bleach Your Starfish

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Suicide Squad is out with a killer starfish as the baddie! Check out my review of that while Kej shares random food combinations and Sach doesn’t wanna work a four-day-week! Why not? It’ll all make sense when you hit play! So go on … get the laughter in your life!

140: It’s Raining, It’s Sunny, Now It’s Raining … No, wait - It’s Sunny Again!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Anyone up for crowd funding to buy Selfridges? We only need £4 billion!

Ok, maybe we can’t afford the store, but we have all spotted a few celebrities in there! One of us spotted Bollywood stars, the other two didnt! Guess who! Lol Plus we’re talking messy bedrooms, the Olympics and this crazy weather.

139: Complimentary Bread Roll Sir?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

We all love to hear those famous words: “Would you like some bread while you wait”... Yes please! Only on the Brownload will you hear us discuss “free bread etiquette” as well as Freedom day, flipping fridges (again!) and the top typical UK phrases! So get yourself in the shade, chill out and hit play!

138: We’re Staying Home!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

After the weekends football, we’re looking for things to cheer us up! We’ve all watched loads of new stuff that we’re sharing with you guys but aside from all that … I needed Sachin & Kej’s help to move a fridge freezer. One of them really helped and the other really didn’t! Can you guess who?

137: Sofa So Good...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

As we kick back on the sofas to record the podcast this week (because I’ve done my back in!) we’ve got the Italy v Spain game on in the background. Naturally we chat about all the hype around England and how Gareth Southgate would make the best mate to have around for pani puris and stag do’s! And are you ready for freedom day? Making plans to go out? Or like football, are you coming home, staying home and not going anywhere!? Press play and let the games begin!

136: I Don't Like All This Normality!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need people around me! Kej on the other hand, is a bit nervous about the return to "kullah dullah-ness" and Sach is so confused that he walked into a womens toilet! Its all being discussed in The Brownload! What are you waiting for? Hit play

135: Three Men & Some Handcuffs!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000

I can’t believe we discussed the practicality of being handcuffed together with each other! I’m not sure if it turned out to be a great idea or a terrible one. And do you love cheese? Of course you do! Everyone does! So, you’re gonna wanna know what music you need to listen to that’ll make your cheese even tastier! Enjoy the fromage filled podcast!

134: Feet On Fire!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000

The heat is on in London but that’s got nothing to do with the title of this podcast! It’ll all make sense when you get listening (if you’ve watched TIME). I did my best to force Sachin to like He-Man and if you’re looking for something to watch, you’re in luck - cos you’re about to get “Saved by the Kej” … I mean Bell!

133: I’ve Got Money, I Promise!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000

What a week of sunshine! Hope you’ve all been enjoying it whilst listening to the Brownload! We’ve been out and about, mixing with difficult people and trying to take food orders for the masses! What a mare!

Plus, what do you do if your card gets declined? Style it out? You’re not alone! Right, hit play and let the bants begin!

132: The Kanjarring: Tommy Made Me See It!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business idea and he's all Dj’d out from the bank holiday weekend - We’re all a little worried we’ve lost our party stamina! And there’s dinosaurs, sticks of rocks along with a PHD level review from one of our listeners! Enjoy!

131: Grab my Jonuts!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 May 2021 00:00:00 +0000

You’ve never heard of Jonuts? You are gonna learn loads from this weeks podcast! Plus we’re talking about a chess champions that isn’t Gujarati despite his name and a special type of pate that you will want to get your paws on!

130: If You Don't Like Puri... Then You Can't Judge A Naan!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 May 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Recorded together sat around my kitchen island (which felt like a real novelty!) We’re get into my perfect attendance at school, Sach bunking off and Kej introduces us to a new vegetable ... or is it a fruit? Who gives a “shaak”?

129: Face To Face!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 May 2021 00:00:00 +0000

After what feels like ages, this is our first podcast back at my house (in the garden!) altogether! Felt strange but very quickly settled into being just like old times! We’re not playing any music anymore in the podcasts and wanted to give you our catch up chat uninterrupted! So get ready for another hilarious chat about Elon Musk, Will Smith & Bees - Enjoy!

128: Check Please...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 May 2021 00:00:00 +0000

We’re all getting used to going out and about again! But even getting the bill at a restaurant got us talking: why do they always give the bill to the bloke? How do they pick who samples the wine? And we’re talking basic manners! Etiquette when you go round peoples houses! Plus we’re sharing our thoughts on the great big grand finale of Line Of Duty ... or should it be called: Load of Dukhi!

Tracklist:

Sukhbir & H Dhami - Domain Jaaniya

Guru - Barso Re
Jaz Dhami & Sama Blake - Diva
Yaari Jam - Shukran Allah

127: Mum, I Think Your Food Could Be Better!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000

The Duke Of Edinburgh awards are changing and they want more Desis involved! As we were chatting about the DoE, it turns out that only one of us has actually taken part in it... Find out who! And also - Have you ever been brave (or stupid) enough to give your Mum some “constructive criticism” on her food? Is that a major no-no? Real issues like that and more in this weeks podcast! Enjoy!

Tracklist:

Roohi - Nadiyon Paar
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Dr Zeus & Zora Randhawa - Gwandian
Darshan Ravel - Do Din

126: If You Don't Trim Your Bush...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Sun is shining and the weather is sweet so we’re making the most of it! We talk about everything from post offices to Palwinder Kaur ... Palwinder who I hear you say!? Oh wait till you hear about what she’s been up to! The Royal Family must be nervous 'cos Palwinder is a girl on a mission! Enjoy!

Tracklist:

Student Of The Year - Radha
Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva
Akasa Ft Charan - Shola
Love Aaj Kal - Shayad

125: Nobody Wants Soggy Popcorn!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000

We love any excuse to reminisce about school days! But it turns out Sach was raised in a completely different era to me and Kej! Plus we’re talking popcorn and renting out your back garden to strangers! Would you do it? All that and loads more in this weeks hilarious Brownload - Enjoy!

Tracklist:

Bala - Tequila
Akasa Ft Charan - Shola
Badshah - Genda Phool
Roohi - Panghat

124: Jassi Sidhu & His Puah’s Bandook!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000

With part one of his trilogy out (Kudi Chandigarh Di) the powerhouse vocalist, Jassi Sidhu hangs out with us to talk about how he nearly lost his voice and what the trilogy represents. He’s awesome even though we spoke to him straight after his beloved Liverpool lost! Now that’s what we call being a professional Jassi! Enjoy the chat!

Tracklist:

Roohi - Nadiyon Paar

Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva
Vayu, Aastha Gill & Akasa Singh - Naagin
Student Of The Year - Ishq Wala Love

123: Jaz Dhami Delivers His Diva!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000

With his new single “Diva” going down a storm worldwide, we thought we’d get Jaz Dhami on! Key topics of conversation include his bath routines and how he likes his jacket potato! It’s important stuff folks! Don’t knock it ... hit play and enjoy it!

Tracklist:

Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna - Mitwa

Roohi - Nadiyon Paar

Yunan - Saath

Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva

122: The Bally Sagoo Special

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Sun, 28 Mar 2021 00:59:00 +0000

The man who gave us Churaliya, Kali Teri Gut, Cheshire Cat and all those amazing cover tracks that shaped the Brit Asian sound through the 90s! We absolutely love Bally’s music and wanted to give him his own episode to share all his stories, insights and nostalgic memories of the music scene back in the day. He’s a top man who really loves the fact that so many people have been touched by his music (some were even touching each other to his music!!) You’ll hear him talk about that and loads more! Ahead of his brand new album releasing on the 28th March 2021 ... We proudly present the one and only: Mr Bally Sagoo!

121: We’re Not Going On A Summer Holiday!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Despite our optimism, it looks like summer holidays are unlikely but there’s still lots to laugh at! Tommy shares the news that there are vampire gadgets that are currently sucking away at you and asks Kej & Sach how stressed they get whilst watching football. Hit play and come hang out with us!

Tracklist:

Kaal - Kaal Dhamaal
Jaz Dhami & Sama Blake - Diva
Love Aaj Kal - Haan Main Galat DJ Abeel Remix
3 - Why This Kolaveri Di

120: Saucy Chat With A Load Of Rubbish!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 01:00:00 +0000

What a shocker! Ketchup has been knocked off the top spot as the nations favourite sauce, rubbish bins are causing stress for Kej and Sach is officially Covid proof (sort of!) Put a smile on your face by hitting play now!

Tracklist:

Roohi - Panghat

DIVINE & Naezy - Mere Gully Mein

Guru - Tera Bina

Pav Dharia - Mahiya

119: It’s Not Just Meghan Dropping Bombs!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 01:00:00 +0000

We’re talking Meghan & Harry, chocolate bombs and films that may or may not have bombed! Boom! Bring on the Brownload!

Tracklist:

Roohi - Nadiyon Paar

Badshah & Amit Uchana - Fly

Armaan Malik - How Many

Prem & Hardeep Ft Mohammad Irfan - Belafz Baatein

118: Stop Staring In The Fridge!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Loads of revelations in this weeks Brownload! How many of you are fridge gazers? I thought it was quite common but Kej and Sach ripped me apart for going to the fridge with no idea of what I want! We chat about the vegetables that don’t count as your 5 a day as well as the rickshaw that’s also a house! In the words of Shahrukh: Don’t delay, hit play!

Tracklist:

Roohi - Panghat
Jab Harry Met Sejal - Hawayein
Hasan Shah - Hawa
Abeer Arora & Manj Musik - Beja Beja

117: Big Up The Baguette!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Feb 2021 01:00:00 +0000

What podcast gives you a genuine and heart felt appreciation of the French baguette? We do, that’s who! Plus there’s chat about the NASA Mars rover which touched down on the red planet last week and should teachers be called by their first name? Or is that just wrong? Here comes the biggest Desi podcast on the planet! Hit play and let’s go!

Tracklist:

Rowdy Rathore - Chinta Ta Ta Chita Chita

Roohi - Panghat

Taaruk - Sakoon

Arjun - Shayad English Rendition (Love Aaj Kal)

116: Time To Get Positive!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Is it just us or does it feel like life could be getting back to normal soon? There’s positivity in the air! We’re even thinking about holidays in the UK! Plus Priyanka Chopra has got a book out and we got to see her chat to Ranveer Singh about it!

Tracklist:

Dostana - Desi Girl
DIVINE Ft Naezy - Mere Gully Mein
Pro Bros & Raghu Dixit - Sajanaa
Kumar Sanu - Tera Mera Pyar

115: Who Needs Booze? Open The Pub!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Feb 2021 01:00:00 +0000

As always, all the important debates and conversations here! Is there any point in opening a pub without beer? Why do men become useless when shopping alone in supermarkets? And how to flatten boxes for recycling! Get ready for a life changing podcast!

114: Where’s Cumbum?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Get ready Brownloaders! This one's packed with laughter and lessons! We’re teaching ourselves about understanding body odour and we learn about what it means to have masculine or feminine hands?

Tracklist:

Kapoor & Sons - Buddhu Sa Mann
Hasan Shah - Hawa
Kalaakaar - Neele Neele Ambar Par The Essential Mix by DJ Suketu
Pro Bros Ft Raghu Dixit - Sajanaa

113: Cards, Carrom Boards & Coldness!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Jan 2021 01:00:00 +0000

The Brrrrrownload is here to warm you up! We’ve been out in the snow and loving it! There’s new films to discuss, genderless playing cards and is it me? ... or has lockdown turned us into a bunch of old men!

I swear we’re all sounding like our Dads! Help!! I wanna stay young!

Tracklist:

Vayu, Aastha Gill & Akasa Singh - Naagin
Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania - Saturday Saturday
Student Of The Year - Ishq Wala Love
QARAN Ft Ash King - Haaye Oye (The Tabla Guy Mix)

112: Robots & Royalty

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Jan 2021 01:00:00 +0000

We’ve had enough of all the idiots so we’re sharing some stories of Covid rule breakers! The Queen is dabbling in some extra business cos she needs the cash and this podcast is officially dedicated to anyone who’s started meddling with something at home that they now regret! You know who you are!

Tracklist:

Namaste England - Bhare Bazaar DJ Shadow Remix
DIVINE - Jungli Sher
UpsideDown x Raashi Sood - Addiction
Abeer Arora x Manj Musik - Beja Beja

111: Hoovers, High Heels & Haircuts

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Jan 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Yeah, we know! You’ve had enough of lockdown. Home schooling is a pain in the backside. But that’s why me and my Brownload boys exist! So chill out, forget your worries and laugh along with this weeks episode!

Email us anytime:

hello@thebrownload.com

Tracklist:
Arjun Kanungo Ft Badshah - Baaki Baatein Peene Baad
Dostana - Khabar Nahi
Taaruk - Sukoon
Sukh-E & Aastha Gill - Video Bana De

110: Triangle Peg In A Round Hole

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Jan 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Welcome to 2021 Brownloaders! We’re looking forward to the year ahead and have got a load of reasons to be excited about it! Anyone seen AK vs AK on Netflix? We analyse it and reminisce about our time meeting Anil Kapoor. Start your year off with a laugh - hit play and let the good times begin!

Tracklist:

1. Bala - The Bala Mashup
2. Raja Kumari - Bindis and Bangles
3. Armaan Malik - How Many
4. Made In China - Valam

109: The Last One Of The Year...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 31 Dec 2020 01:00:00 +0000

We’re looking back at the weirdest 12 months of our lives! There’s been great tv, lessons learnt and even a few laughs among the madness!

108: New Strain For Xmas!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Dec 2020 01:00:00 +0000

We normally go to town with a big ol’ festive feast but like everyone, Christmas feels a little odd this year! We know you’ve had to cancel holidays and plans too - so take your mind off it and check out our unique strain of pre Xmas build up!

Tracklist:
1. Badshah Ft Aastha Gill - DJ Waley Babu
2. Made In China - Odhani
3. Amaal Mallik Ft DJ Shadow - Tu Mera Nahi (Shadow Mix)
4. UpsideDown x Raashi Sood x Iconyk - Addiction

107: Amazon Zindabad

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Dec 2020 01:00:00 +0000

All the “key issues” of life discussed in our usual way!

Is there really any need to wrap presents? It’s a bit like shake n vac! It’s only there to be got rid of! There’s more talk of aliens and I went and watched Wonder Woman 84 and told Kej & Sach all about it!

Tracklist:

1. Armaan Malik - How Many
2. Kapoor & Sons - Kar Gayi Chull
3. Taaruk - Sukoon
4. Nikitaa & Nikhil D'souza - Tum Aur Main

106: Santa's Dirty Webcam

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 01:00:00 +0000

We are laughing our way into the festive season with chat about private Santa webcams (sounds dodgy!), the lyrics to Original Nuttah and more Monolith mania! Press play now and let the good times roll!

105: Bollywood Wives

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Dec 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Yeah, we all watched the brand new show everyone’s talking about, no, not the Undoing ... the other one: The Real Lives Of Bollywood Wives - Bit of a mixed review! Plus skateboards are making a comeback and aliens are dropping metal logs on us! The worlds gone mad - that’s why you need The Brownload!

104: Birthdays, Bands & Benches!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Nov 2020 01:00:00 +0000

I got to spend my birthday recording this podcast... And I loved it! Sach told us about the lad who knows how to Bench ... and I’m not talking in the gym! And who’s the sexiest musician in a band? Find out now!

103: Amaal Mallik: Tu Mera Nahi

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 01:00:00 +0000

The brilliant producer and singer Amaal Mallik joins us for a chat about his new track, the meaning of his lyrics and he’s about to collaborate with a member of his family ... and it’s not his brother!! Ooooh!

102: Lockdown Diwali

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Nov 2020 01:00:00 +0000

The excitement is building, Diwali is round the corner and it’s time to get the “Diwali Tree” out! Plus we’ve all watched The Undoing, hear our thoughts on the big Nicole Kidman and Hugh Grant series!

101: Rockin' around the Diwali tree

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Nov 2020 01:00:00 +0000

We dump some of the things that annoy us into room 101 and we also came up with an absolute genius idea to make this festive season bigger and better than ever!
Get ready to have fun and light up your Christmas... Desi style!

100: 100 Not Out

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Oct 2020 01:00:00 +0000

We are going strong and better than ever! Happy 100th Brownload! We got a little bit reflective in this episode as well as discussing pumpkin picking and the new Borat film!

99: The best thing since sliced cheese

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Who buys pre-sliced cheddar cheese? I mean seriously! How lazy are you! And why would some people only wash their bed sheets once a year! That’s so nasty! Let’s discuss it: Brownload style!

98: Who wants to be a superhuman!?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000

On the kitchen table this week: Theres talk of humans having “upgrades” so we’re wondering what the future holds for us Earthlings! And there’s a lot of talk about food! Mainly pizza!

97: London Podcast Festival 2020

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000

We actually recorded a live podcast in front of a real audience! It was great to be at the London Podcast Festival for the 2nd year! We had a laugh talking about everything from how Diwali & Christmas would work this year with the rule of 6 and we found out about the worlds best roundabouts!

96: Who doesn’t like cheesy chips?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Is it just us, or is everyone confused about what they can and can’t do at the moment? So, we’re here to bring some Brownload banter to the Covid craziness! Plus there’s cheesy chip analysis and even a new Gujarati superstore!

95: Surprise!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Yep, this podcast is out earlier than usual! That’s because this Thursday we are serving up the Brownload to a live audience in Kings Place, Kings Cross, London as part of The London Podcast Festival! We were there last year and loved it!

This year, you can buy tickets to stream it or be in the audience! If you’re reading this in time, head to www.kingsplace.co.uk

See you there! Enjoy the Brownload!

94: Dedicated to Akshay Kumar

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000

With the rule of 6 kicking in, the boys are questioning how it works whilst also dreaming about holidays, wedding and Akshay Kumar!

93: It’s finger lickin' good!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy’s servings up a “KFC treat” as the boys hit the kitchen table to discuss mathematical equations, first jobs and some things they’ve learnt that will blow your mind!

92: The naked removal men

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy & Kej discover a new job opening they're interested in plus the boys talk about Summer officially coming to an end, what to watch on TV & why people hate full stops.

91: Massages, Mosquitos and Mauja!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000

All the important stuff discussed right here: buying school uniform, new breeds of Mosquito and Tommy’s bought a gun!

90: Don't be right, be kind!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Get ready to hear about strange breakfasts, thieving foxes, creepy caravans & the boys talk about Dhoni's news!

89: Why would you eat the same breakfast every day?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy & Kej are back from a weekend break (not together) and the boys are debating life: breakfast routines, workplace sound effects and printing food!

88: Manisha from Indian Matchmaking!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000

We’ve all watched Indian Matchmaking - So you’ll know our guest this week: It’s Manisha who dated Vyasar! Plus the boys talk about Elon Musk & Diljit Dosanjh!

87: AR Rahman’s here talking about Dil Bechara

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Legendary producer, composer, singer and all round musical genius AR Rahman chats to Tommy about the new soundtrack: Dil Bechara - Plus the boys cover Garlic Bread and wrapping up the Brownload Fantasy Football league

86: That Netflix Indian Matchmaking show

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

The boys are analysing Netflix’s Indian Matchmaking as well as wanting to set their own Guinness Book Of Records - Plus, the amazing Nikhita Gandhi sings for us having just painted her kitchen!

85: Amaal & Armaan Malik want to talk!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

We catch up with the brilliant brothers Amaal & Armaan Malik on their new track “Zara Thehro” and there’s Pakoras and Saag on the menu in Tommys kitchen!

84: Down with Jay Sean!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

The mega talented Jay Sean talks about his new podcast and we debate why Desi people love to stick chillis in everything!

83: Raghu Dixit sharing the love!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

All round nice guy Raghu Dixit talks about why he’s been doing gigs from home. Plus Kej gave Tommy hiccups and Sach wants us all to smell of marmite!

82: Singing to plants with Shilpa Rao!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Lockdown is changing, Bollywood's kicking off and amongst all that Shilpa Rao is bringing some harmony via a Zee5 concert.

81: Kacha crisis is over!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000

With Primark and other stores opening up you can now buy pants! So life’s getting back to normal ... but there’s also alien life to think about and what if we all move to Italy? Only the Brownload can discuss such burning matters!

80: 99 problems but the Rich ain’t one

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000

With everything going on in the world, we bring you a slice of goodness with our super cool friend Rishi Rich! Plus we are back together in Tommys garden for the first time in months!

79: I feel like Shahrukh Khan

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Super cool producer Tesher talks us through the idea behind the hottest desi track on the planet: Young Shahrukh - And we’re talking holidays, cheese and lifting the lockdown: all good things!

Tracklist:

Badshah & Bhoomi Tridevi - Genda Phool (Gujarati Version)
Tesher - Young Shahrukh
K3G - Bole Chudiyan
Rowdy Rathore - Chinta Ta Ta Chita Chita

78: Trips, toilets and telly!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000

All Asians love having someone on the inside - You know, someone they‘ve met and want to recommend to you! We’re exactly the same (Kej more so!) - We discuss that and so much more! Enjoy!

77: Group therapy!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000

After Tommy opens up about all his failures this week, Kej & Sach also share their issues too! A problem shared is a problem halved so email us and have a moan or a rant and get it off your chest: hello@thebrownload.com

76: Manj Musik takes us back to the old school

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Singer & producer Manj Musik is on this week and talking about his brand new UK Garage influenced track "Social Disdancing" and the boys reminisce on the good old Garage days.

75: Jonita Gandhi is up all night!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000

The ridiculously talented Jonita Gandhi is happy to speak to us all the way from India in the middle of the night! We're having a laugh and an 'Alaap'!

74: Akasa Singh: At home with her jaaru!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000

The Maserati driving, nagin-gin gin gin ginning megastar Akasa joins the party! She sounds like she's living a "Cinderella lockdown life" with her jaaru stories and having to deal with her family - We love this lady!

73: Super Sukhwinder Singh

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Live from India, Sukhwinder Singh, the man who gave us Chaiyya Chaiyya and Chak De India tells us what lockdowns been like for him - Plus the Brownload boys discuss what artificial intelligence is & the good that's come from being in lock-down.

72: Do you reckon Rishi Sunak can handle his mirch?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000

As Tommy and Sach celebrate another week of not having to see Kej, the boys get together (on Houseparty) to debate what kinda bloke Rishi Sunak is!

And also, they’re going to do a live quiz on Sunday night via Instagram! Fancy joining in? Let us know: hello@thebrownload.com

71: Vayu's advice: Baatein Karo

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000

It's definitely the time to talk now that everyone's at home and the boys are chatting to Vayu, singer-songwriter behind hits like Naagin, Beat Pe Booty and his latest track: Baatein Karo

70: Palak Muchhal Joins The Houseparty

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Social distancing can't keep us apart! We jump onto the houseparty app to record this week's podcast and even get a surprise visit from the adorable Palak Muchhal!

69: Keep On Squatting!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Mar 2020 01:00:00 +0000

With social distancing in full effect, Tommy and Sachin are grateful for the distance from Kej! Here's a unique podcast which was recorded on Instagram chat while everyone was in their own home - Stay at home!!

68: Tommy And Sach Isolate Kej

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Mar 2020 01:59:00 +0000

In an attempt to not spread any viral diseases, we have recorded this podcast in the garden where we discussed everything going on in the world...including the possible advantages of the Coronavirus.

67: Enough Of The Virus... Kuch Coro-Na!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Mar 2020 01:00:00 +0000

What is going on in the world? Corona central! Which we discuss along with school dinners and Dr Sandhu-Little admits to talking to animals... well birds to be specific!

66: The Voice Of Big B - Sudesh Bhosale

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Mar 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Tommy meets the voice himself Sudesh Bhosale and of course there is chat about the Corona virus!

65: Bambi, Breathing and Bedrooms!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Feb 2020 01:00:00 +0000

The multi-talented Bambi joins the boys to tell them about her forthcoming music and there is chat about the most beautiful word in the English language.

64: For Natasha - A Celebration Of Life

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Kej and Tommy go backstage at the Hammersmith Apollo in London for a special concert dedicated to the memory of Natasha Sandhu.
Natasha was married to Arjun who got his friends together for a special night of music.

63: There's Jerk In The Kitchen...

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Feb 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Slim the comedian joins the Brownload boys for some Jerk paneer and chicken
as they talk about chores, Monopoly and things they learnt this week!

62: Girls Are Better Than Boys

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Feb 2020 01:00:00 +0000

We discuss the groundbreaking news that girls are better than boys... in languages! Plus we take a closer look at the ultimate food combo, KFC join forces with Pizza Hut!

61: We had a Vegasm!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 Jan 2020 01:00:00 +0000

It's a climatic podcast with a slice of Greggs Vegan steak bake and Gwyneth Paltrow's intimate scent! Hit play and give it a sniff!

60: Pass The Parcel

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 Jan 2020 01:00:00 +0000

A proper discussion into the actual rules of 'Pass The Parcel' plus find out the verdict on the Vegan Meatball Sub... (Balls for all!)

59: From Meghxit To Mars

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 Jan 2020 01:00:00 +0000

There's chat about the very desi issue with the royal family and Tommy & Kej get on the Mars anthem hype!

58: It's Back... Veganuary!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 Jan 2020 01:00:00 +0000

Tommy and Sach set a Vegan birthday challenge for Kej plus there is plenty of chat about hair and the word of the decade.

57: Last Of The Decade

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Tue, 31 Dec 2019 01:00:00 +0000

The boys look back at the decade as they share post Christmas and pre New Year stories.

56: Christmas In A Tin

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 01:00:00 +0000

The boys are going through their plans for Christmas day and receive a very important email from Australia.

55: We Love Mexican Jokes

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 01:00:00 +0000

Find out how to avoid stress during the festive period and have you ever tried a Christmosa?

54: Samosas and Chickpea Curry

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Dec 2019 01:00:00 +0000

Tommy makes fresh samosas to munch on for the boys while they discuss 'Pumpadoms' and Desi emojis.

53: Happy Birthday To The Brownload

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Dec 2019 01:00:00 +0000

Sach is back just in time to celebrate 1 year of the podcast! There's talk of our favourite pyjamas and Tommy has tales from his sailing days!

52: Juhi Chawla Invited Us Over

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Nov 2019 01:00:00 +0000

For our special 52nd episode, marking one year of Brownload baqwaas and brilliance, we went round to the beautiful (in every sense) Juhi Chawla's home for a whole bunch of laughs.

51: Two Sandhus For The Price Of One

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Nov 2019 01:00:00 +0000

When Kej fails to get a guest on the podcast, it's desperate times as Tommy pulls in his cousin... or is it his brother? You decide!

50: Eshaan Akbar: Infidel-ity Man

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Nov 2019 01:00:00 +0000

Currently on tour with his one man show "Infidel-ity", funny geeza Eshaan stops by Tommy's kitchen table to eat pijja and talk sneezing and lift etiquette.

49: Bollywood Royalty Soni Razdan

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Nov 2019 01:00:00 +0000

Tommy catches up with Alia Bhatt's mum, Soni Razdan about her current stage role in "When Crows Visit" and Kej has a cold remedy for Sach... and it doesn't smell... no it really doesn't!

48: Do Bears Go To The Loo While Hibernating?

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 31 Oct 2019 01:00:00 +0000

Important questions are answered by The Brownload boys and they share the things they learnt this week

47: Mumzy Conquers Vertigo

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Talking about his new album "Vertigo" titled around his real life struggles with the condition, Mumzy hangs out with us and his executive producer Lyan.

46: The One Man Army Jaz Dhami

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000

The boys finally got Jaz around the kitchen table to talk food, music and have a go at Podioke

45: Brown Men Can't Make Paasta

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy gives the low down on the backstage action at Straight Up Punjab, and the boys talk about plants, pasta and poopries.

44: Bang Bang - Tasha Tah Is At The Door

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Tasha finally pops by to talk about Stupid Question day, Sliding into DM's and has a go at Podioke!

43: Howdy Sachy!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 26 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Sach is back with tales of his wedding shopping experience in the motherland, Tommy finds an English word that is actually Desi and Kej can't get enough of Greta!

42: The London Podcast Festival 2019

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000

The Brownload lads were invited to do their podcast live in front of a sold out crowd... What a night!

41: Back At Kej's: Late Night Edition

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 12 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Another late night special where the boys talk about great teachers, Russian space suits and what should be inside their Grab bag!

40: Ash King Sings... And Makes Great Tea!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 05 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Southall born Ash King pops by and reflects on his new life in Mumbai as a Bollywood playback singer. There's Podioke and a brand new game we call "The Ash-Up"

39: Faran Tahir Bringing His Hollywood Hunkiness

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 29 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Iron Man bad guy but podcast good guy Faran Tahir hangs out with us and of course we discuss his latest project The Martial Artist.

38: You May Now... Hug The Bride!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Sach got married but Tommy was disappointed with the lack of kissing. Plus Sach gets educated about He-Man and the Indian football team.

37: Sachin's Stag Do - The Sach Do!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 15 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000

It's Sachin's last podcast before he officially says "I Do" so the lads got together for a late night recording... and there's even strippers too!

36: Blinded By The Light

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 08 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000

We hear from director Gurinder Chadha, writer Sarfraz Manzoor and lead actor Viveik Kalra plus the boys chat about which musicians inspired them as kids!

35: Stand-up Comedian Eshaan Akbar

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 01 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Ahead of the Fringe Festival, Eshaan Akbar pops by for some giggles and gaana with the guys.

34: I Didn't Pay To See Your Mum!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Sach has an issue with Neha Kakkar's mum, We remember our favourite playground games and the Brownload fantasy football league awaits you.

33: Blagging, Bedding And Beating The Best

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy pulls off the ultimate beg... oops we mean blag and the boys look back on a Super Sunday of tennis and cricket.

32: We Don't Like Cricket... We Love Netball

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000

As the Cricket world cup comes to an end, the boys discover another world cup event happening in England and Sach doesn't like water slides!

31: 3 Useless 15 Year Olds

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000

With all the sport going on: World Cup football and cricket as well as the tennis featuring a teenage superstar, we reminisce about what we were up to at 15 years old.

30: The Mumbai Moaners

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy and Kej are back from India in need of Sach the Shrink to air all of their issues.

29: Backstage Bakwaas

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Wed, 19 Jun 2019 19:30:00 +0000

Somehow we were allowed back stage at a HUGE cricket world cup party! Laughing away with some familiar friends and performers and getting ready to host the action on the night!

28: On The Brown-Road Together

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000

The boys have been on a UK cricket tour and made some discoveries about sandwiches, train conversations and the Women's Football World Cup.

27: Browner Than Usual

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 06 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Having spent a week apart, the trio are reunited as Tommy and Kej compare tans after their holidays and the boys are gearing up to join the Bharat Army for the ICC Cricket World Cup 2019

26: Stumps, Posts and Smelly Food

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 30 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000

The cricket world cup is here and the Brownload boys are part of the Bharat Army! Plus it's champions league final chat and Stormzy's dissing Vegans!

25: Disney's Aladdin: A Whole New Brown World

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 23 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Tommy talks curry with Naomi Scott (Jasmine) and Champions League with Mena Massoud (Aladdin). Plus the boys test the latest Snapchat filters and try to learn some Italian

24: Aastha Gill Talks Saara India

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 16 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000

The queen of killer tunes, Aastha Gill hangs out with the boys plus there is talk of flying anxiety and self braking trolleys.

23: Shruti, Yeti And Dipping In Tea

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 09 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000

The boys are hanging out with Shruti Haasan and Tommy makes a new discovery about Sachin after a weekend away in Germany.

22: Zaheer Iqbal On His First Ever Podcast

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 02 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Salman Khan discovery Zaheer Iqbal talks about everything from food to driving in London. He even gives it 'the large' when he turns cockney!

21: Join The H-Dhami Army

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 25 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Super talented and extremely cheeky, H-Dhami joins the Brownload boys to talk about his latest single "Falling" and some Podioke fun!

20: Easter Crackers

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 18 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Happy Easter! Listen to the boys talk about their road trip to Manchester, Ashley Young's soft hands and a new way to keep the mosquitoes away.

19: Mere Seagully Mein

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000

This week it's a celebration of national samosa week, seagulls and being better people for learning something new.

18: Late Night Ladke

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 04 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Brownload team had to record from a different venue very late at night. The outcome... it's different!

17: Say Hi To The Haaye Oye Boy: Qaran

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Mar 2019 01:00:00 +0000

Super talented singer, musician and composer Qaran chats to us about his latest hit "HaayeOye". Plus Sach is back from his holiday and there's lots of important stuff to catch up on... like what the best crisp is in the UK.

16: While The Sach Is Away, Jags Klimax Will Play!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Mar 2019 01:00:00 +0000

The Brownload boys continue their random chat and games with superstar Dj Jags Klimax. With a celebration of Desi Poetry, Holi songs and loadsa laughs!

15: Phooling Around With Juggy D

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Punjabi Rockstar, Juggy D joins the lads to talk about his recent new arrival, his new music and gives his best shot at Podioke.

14: Happy International Women's Day

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

To celebrate the wonder of females everywhere, the Brownload boys have an all "ladki" music line-up as well as the hilarious and super talented Sukh Ojla on the show.

13: Let's Go Cuckoo For Suku Puku

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

This week, guests include Sukriti and Prakriti Kakar, the singing twins behind the brand new track "Sudhar Ja". Plus the boys talk all things from cow dating apps to mattresses.

12: Bunch Of Mother Tonguers!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 21 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

To celebrate International Mother Language Day, Tommy and Sach compete to say phrases in their mother tongue (Punjabi & Gujarati) How do you think they did?

11: Gully Boys Divine & Naezy

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 14 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Roses are red, violets are blue, we're feeling romantic...How about you? Get ready for some cheesy rhymes to share with your loved ones and interviews with the hottest rappers in India ahead of their big Bollywood release.

10: Farhan Akhtar Does Podioke!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 07 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Tommy hangs out with Farhan Akhtar talking about his new album "Echoes" as well as being the first Bollywood A-lister to step up to the ultimate singing game - Podioke!!

9: Podcast Udeek Diyan

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 31 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Friend of the show and superstar singer, Akriti Kakar teaches the boys how to warm up their voices as the UK braces itself for a cold snap. The Back-Words game also makes a debut!

8: Big Down Under

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 24 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

We celebrate our listeners down under with Australian phrases plus gangster pheasants and our very own TRUTHFUL rishta app.

7: Fanungos Of Arjun Kanungo

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

We welcome Arjun Kanungo who talks about his latest track Tu Na Mera and The Brownload gets its first sponsor… Tommy's mum!

6: The Veganuary Monologues

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 10 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Tommy and Sach are treated to Kej and his sausage surprise! Plus it's Lohri and Makar Sankrant so the boys battle it out to see who can keep it up the longest... the kite that is! Grow up!

5: Handling "Bees Unnis" For 2019

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 03 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Laughing their way through the first podcast of 2019... There's "Urawaza", Fireworks "Ultima Thulli and Kej launches his pro veg campaign.

4: Leftovers

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Fri, 28 Dec 2018 06:00:00 +0000

In the final days of 2018, the lads share their "omg, I forgot that happened this year" moments.

3: Christmas Boliyaan & Festive Fun!

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 20 Dec 2018 05:00:00 +0000

It's party time for The Brownload boys at their Christmas lunch including the gargle game and crackers sent from India.

2: Dreaming Of An Ambani Christmas

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Thu, 13 Dec 2018 06:45:00 +0000

Tommy and the boys gearing up for Christmas and looking back at the greatest pre-wedding party the world has ever seen.

1: Tommy & The Brownload Boys Are Here

Tommy, Kej & Sach — Tue, 04 Dec 2018 16:08:00 +0000

Here it is... The first ever Brownload