S1 Ep313: 12th September: Gabriele D'Annunzio v tyres
What king of car should you drive when taking over a city? Before Clark Gable, who didn't give a damn? Why shouldn't you shake hands with King Leopold II of Belgium? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
8m Sep 12, 2020
8m
S1 Ep312: 11th September: New York v Waterloo Bridge
What Bulgarian dissident was killed by the Penguin? What's the GDP of New York? Who is this mysterious stranger we haven't heard from in ages? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight.
7m Sep 10, 2020
7m
S1 Ep311: 10th September: Henry VIII v James Martin
Who is the worst James Martin? Whose rough wooing ruined their pinkie? What should you do if you're a murderer? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
9m Sep 10, 2020
9m
S1 Ep310: 9th September: Cornelius Tromp v sunshine
How many native Americans were killed by mumps? Have we scoured the bottom of Natt's soul? Can I go to bed now? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
9m Sep 09, 2020
9m
S1 Ep309: 8th September: Adeline van Buren v Augusta van Buren
Why is football? Who is a Bernie Sanders? Also, what are legs? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
7m Sep 08, 2020
7m
S1 Ep308: 7th September: Louis the Stammerer v premature babies
What 9th century leader shouldn't you invite around for lunch? What's the funnest way of spreading fertiliser? Can you pronounce Henry Campbell-Bannerman? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
8m Sep 06, 2020
8m
S1 Ep307: 6th September: Ferdinand Magellan v Akira Kurosawa
Who discovered the Strait of Magellan? Who wrote motets for the Virgin Mary except when she was short of cash? How long did it take to circumnavigate the globe? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
7m Sep 05, 2020
7m
S1 Ep306: 5th September: Peter the Great v booze
Who imposed a beard tax? What's Natt been drinking? Is it over yet? Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
8m Sep 05, 2020
8m
S1 Ep305: 4th September: Beyonce Knowles v the RAF
Who was the first prisoner of war in World War 2? Where is Trebizond? how many MTV Music Awards are enough? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
7m Sep 03, 2020
7m
S1 Ep304: 3rd August: Saint Marinus v the Cocaine Grandmother
Who was the Cocaine Grandmother? What should you do when an insane woman accuses you of being their estranged husband? What does "distracted by the evil of the world" really mean? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
6m Sep 02, 2020
6m
S1 Ep303: 2nd September: Great Fire of London v Great Fire of Copenhagen
What does 'pudding' mean? Why won't the Danes do as they're told? Who was the last monarch of Hawaii? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
10m Sep 01, 2020
10m
S1 Ep302: 1st September: Siegfried Sassoon v John Audubon
Who was the most numerous bird on the planet in the 19th century? Why shouldn't you throw sand at someone who's had a stroke? How much money should you give James Joyce? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
8m Aug 31, 2020
8m
S1 Ep302: 31st August: Jimmy Printbum v Benito Mussolini
Who threw their 'p' in the river? Which dictator had the bounciest car? When was the longest play ever staged? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
8m Aug 30, 2020
8m
S1 Ep301: 30th August: Lenin v Samuel Whitbread
What was the Cambrian Explosion? What is Samuel Whitbread known for? What is the best song about Jake Yapp? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
19m Aug 29, 2020
19m
S1 Ep300: 29th August: Mikhail Gorbachev v Lenny Henry
Why did Boris Yeltsin ride a tank? What are the best shows to watch during lockdown? Do DVDs even fit through a postbox? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Aug 28, 2020
13m
S1 Ep298: 28th August: Henry Hudson v Rhodes Boyson
What was originally called "Brad's Drink"? What was HUdson Bay called before Henry Hudson got to it? Who is the oldest Olympic archer? Jake Yap & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Aug 27, 2020
14m
S1 Ep297: 27th August: Bernard Cribbins v Louis Mountbatten
Who invented the theremin? What was the world's shortest war? Who invented oil? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Aug 26, 2020
14m
S1 Ep297: 26th August: Edward III v Canada
What noise does a crossbow make? What is with Canadians? What was Blind King John of Bohemia's big mistake? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Aug 26, 2020
15m
S1 Ep296: 25th August: Lion-O v Hitler
Who found life on the moon? When did Jesus meet the Thundercats? How awful is Sean Connery? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Aug 24, 2020
14m
S1 Ep295: 24th August: Abbie Hoffman v Catherine de Medici
What was the St Batholemew's Day Massacre? What is the worst wedding present? What exactly was Pete Townshend researching? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Aug 23, 2020
12m
S1 Ep294: 23rd August: Charles the Fat v Sacco & Vanzetti
After whose execution were there riots across the world? How did Teutberga prove her innocence? Who was the first person to get Stockholm Syndrome? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
17m Aug 23, 2020
17m
S1 Ep287: 22nd August: Charles the Bald v Steve McQueen
What is the correct term for Breton javelins? When was Papillon filmed? What does Lizzie's new passport look like? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Aug 22, 2020
14m
S1 Ep285: 21st August: Usain Bolt v Henry the Navigator
Who entered the Louvre through the tradesman's entrance? Who was Who thought that everyone was "fixated on money"? Can you beat Usain Bolt on a mobility scooter? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
17m Aug 21, 2020
17m
S1 Ep286: 20th August: Richard the Lionheart v H.P. Lovecraft
Who said paying taxes was for little people? Who left her dog $12 million? Could Lizzie be a dog? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
10m Aug 19, 2020
10m
S1 Ep284: 19th August: Adolf Hitler v Atlantic salmon
What do Atlantic salmon do in the Pacific? What film did Ring Lardner secretly win an Oscar for? Who started the Gargoyle Club for pyjama-and-bottle parties? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Aug 18, 2020
13m
S1 Ep283: 18th August: Pendle witches v Steve Biko
Why exactly was Bruce Forsyth a national treasure? Where did Virginia Dare's family all go to? Is Lizzie a witch? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Aug 18, 2020
14m
S1 Ep282: 17th August: Davy Crockett v Otto Stern
What's everyone's favourite admin? What is a phantasmagoria? Why should you never put a hot tub in a conservatory? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Aug 16, 2020
12m
S1 Ep281: 16th August: Idi Amin v Ali Bongo
Will Lizzie's opinions about Saudi Arabia make the cut? Who has the cheekiest voice? How is Peterloo like Sachsgate? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Aug 15, 2020
12m
S1 Ep280: 15th August: Blind Jack Metcalfe v Hamburglar
What was the last thing Hamburglar saw? What time is it in Pyongyang? What is phenol used for? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
16m Aug 15, 2020
16m
S1 Ep280: 14th August: Lech Walesa v Richard O'Brien
What is the Plaza Hotel most famous for? What terrible people have given you Tom MacRae CDs? Who fancied an astronomer so much she chased him down and married him? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Aug 14, 2020
15m
S1 Ep279: 13th August: Nigel Farage v H.G. Wells
Who was a eugenicist in the 1930s? Who used to draw their initials in the shape of the National Front logo? Who really invented stainless steel, though? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find in today's Date Fight!
11m Aug 13, 2020
11m
S1 Ep278: 12th August: Diamond Jim Brady v Joseph Lister
What's the best thing about the East India Company? What does bad air cause? Will you be grouse hunting? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Aug 12, 2020
12m
S1 Ep277: 11th August: Hedy Lamarr v A Substitute Teacher
What is going on in this episode? No, really. What? What do they think this is achieving? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
21m Aug 11, 2020
21m
S1 Ep276: 10th August: Byhrtnoth v Jeffrey Epstein
Why should you only use the WAP? What's up with David Icke's belly? And his thumbs? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
17m Aug 09, 2020
17m
S1 Ep276: 9th August: Smokey the Bear v the Moomins
Why is Tove Jansson the worst person ever to have existed? Whose your favourite Jewish atheist nun? How many trees can you plant in one day? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Aug 08, 2020
11m
S1 Ep276: 8th August: Tycho Brahe v The Beatles
From where do you observe your Urania? What is a naked-eye astronomer? Who died because they were too polite to wee? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Aug 07, 2020
15m
S1 Ep275: 7th August: Mata Hari v Godzilla
Who was the world's worst mother-in-law? What language do they speak in the Dutch East Indies? Who swam from the USA to the USSR? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
17m Aug 07, 2020
17m
S1 Ep274: 6th August: Geri Halliwell v the Holy Roman Empire
Who was the sixth Spice Girl? No, really, can you libel the dead? Who was the best Duke of Lesbos? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
10m Aug 05, 2020
10m
S1 Ep274: 5th August: Alec Guinness v Tullia
Who put 8 miles of wires in his mother's back garden? Who has an 8-foot finger? Whose lamp burned for a thousand years? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Aug 04, 2020
15m
S1 Ep272: 4th August: Meghan Markle v Marilyn Monroe
Who invented champagne? Who cares about the shards? What accent do monkeys have? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Aug 03, 2020
15m
S1 Ep273: 3rd August: Hitler v Santa Claus
Who was the richest woman in Germany? Who started their broadcasting career as a banker? What is Zoombabwe? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Aug 02, 2020
15m
S1 Ep273: 2nd August: Confucius v Betsy Bloomingdale
Who are the ideal guests at a dinner party? What happened on 2nd August at the Treblinka concentration camp? Apart from hot air balloons, what else did the Montgolfiers invent? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Aug 02, 2020
12m
S1 Ep271: 1st August: George I v Cilla Black
Who vowed to restore discipline to the Praetorian Guard? And who do you think they were killed by? Who were the Elephant & the Maypole? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Jul 31, 2020
14m
S1 Ep270: 31st July: Emilia Fox v Gore Vidal
Who had a tuft of hair above their bum? What made sodomy and the lash bearable? What is the chemical symbol for potassium? Jake Yapp, Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Jul 31, 2020
12m
S1 Ep269: 30th July: Richard II v Chalky Spinsters
What does LBJ stand for? What does the American Medical Association hate apart from people's health? Where does "In God We Trust" come from? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper (sometimes) find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Jul 30, 2020
12m
S1 Ep268: 29th July: Margaret Thatcher v Ken Bruce
Did anyone ever call it the Chunnel? What film did Natt's New York tour guide talk about at every stop around Central Park? Did Mama Cass die of a ham sandwich? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Jul 28, 2020
15m
S1 Ep267: 28th July: King Raedwald v Beatrix Potter
What floated like a butterfly but burned like a... neverĀ  mind? Have you read Beatrix Potter's series of erotic choose-you-own-adventure novels? Sutton Hoo? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
10m Jul 27, 2020
10m
S1 Ep266: 27th July: Hilaire Belloc v Lindy Boggs
What's wrong with all the religions? Who loves their breakfast booze? Who was the first woman elected to represent Louisiana? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Jul 26, 2020
11m
S1 Ep265: 26th July: Clement Attlee v Daisy Greville
How long does it take Nick Knowles to build a prefab house? Will Black & Decker sponsor the podcast? How do you nationalise coal? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Jul 26, 2020
12m
S1 Ep264: 25th July: Horatio Nelson v ALF
Who's had Jake Yapp? Can Natt say Cadith? Do cloth-padded oars make it quieter? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Jul 25, 2020
13m