S1 Ep360: 1st November: Samuel Gregory v Yma Sumac
Who should look at ladies' undercarriages? How many Prime Ministers should have been assassinated? What is the best singer names after a condiment? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Nov 01, 2020
14m
S1 Ep359: 31st October: Gutzon Borglum v Studs Terkel
How many faces should there be on Mount Rushmore? What is the best name? Why does this all sound vaguely familiar? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Oct 31, 2020
15m
S1 Ep358: 30th October: Nat Turner v Sarah Greene
What does Lizzie have against Paul Daniels? And Sarah Greene? And Orson Welles? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Oct 30, 2020
12m
S1 Ep357: 29th October: Sir Walter Raleigh v Fanny Brice
What is the joke about the Kennedy White House and the chimp habitats? Who is America's Doyenne of Decorum? How many carats was the Star of India? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Oct 29, 2020
15m
S1 Ep356: 28th October: Ladislaus the Posthumous v John F. Kennedy
What's so good about Cuba? Which founding father was also a mother? Who made rifles and typewriters? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
17m Oct 28, 2020
17m
S1 Ep355: 27th October: Emperor Constantine v Nigel Lawson
Hoe violent is Jesus? Who is Australia's greatest gangster? Who is the best Baxendale? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Oct 27, 2020
12m
S1 Ep354: 26th October: Aethelwald v Carlo Collodi
Does anyone read these? Does it make any difference? Really, who cares? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper don't find out because no one knows anything and what's the poi
15m Oct 26, 2020
15m
S1 Ep353: 25th October: Ramsay Macdonald v Bob Geldof
Can you swap Dairylea Lunchables for MDMA? What are the best colour of trousers? Who was the Naziest radio presenter in the 1930s? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Oct 25, 2020
15m
S1 Ep352: 24th October: Queen Anne v Anita Roddick
Who can be seen on Youtube swelling up "like a water bottle"? What makes up Great Britain? Why didn't Charlie Chaplin like the first of the month? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
16m Oct 24, 2020
16m
S1 Ep351: 23rd October: Jesus v Jenkins' Ear
What was The Great Disappointment? Does Lizzie have an anecdote about Pete Burns? What other parts of Jenkins could have started a war?
19m Oct 22, 2020
19m
S1 Ep350: 22nd October: Jean-Paul Sartre v Dudley Sutton
Who beat the Dutch East India Company? Who sent back their Nobel Prize? Who ruined a performance of Crime Passionel at Wadham Theatre in 1997?
18m Oct 21, 2020
18m
S1 Ep349: 21st October: Nelson v Samuel Taylor Coleridge
What was the best dog at the Battle of Trafalgar? Who did all the good cement? Is this just a podcast about dog poo now? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Oct 20, 2020
14m
S1 Ep348: 20th October: Dalton Trumbo v Mrs Mangel
When was the best period of Neighbours? Does anyone remember when Lucy lost her eyesight but pretended not to be able to see when her dad (Jim) was going to split up with his doctor girlfriend? And when Mike killed Bouncer? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Oct 19, 2020
13m
S1 Ep347: 19th October: Hitler v bacteria
What's the worst year for Bordeaux? How many years did the Hundred Years' War last? Which French king thought he was made of glass? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Oct 18, 2020
13m
S1 Ep346: 18th October: Michael the Brave v Nicholas Culpeper
What do anemones cure? How brave was Michael the Brave? Is Jake his own uncle? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Oct 18, 2020
14m
S1 Ep345: 17th October: Jake Yapp v Joan Hickson
Where is Natt? How many people lived in London in 1091? What does OPEC stand for? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight.
16m Oct 17, 2020
16m
S1 Ep344: 16th October: Augusto Pinochet v Liam Neeson
What did Mrs Thatcher send Augusto Pinochet when he was unfortunate enough to be arrested for crimes against humanity? Who fibbed about being an excellent hangman? How do you carve a stone giant's winky? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
17m Oct 15, 2020
17m
S1 Ep343: 15th October: Herman Goering v Mel Blanc
Who invented the oral contraceptive? Who ruined their parents' 25th wedding anniversary party by shooting themselves? What is FORTRAN short for? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Oct 14, 2020
13m
S1 Ep342: 14th October: James II v Rolf Harris
Can we put today's podcast out? Where did the 14th October 1582 go? Who is the best Prince? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Oct 14, 2020
15m
S1 Ep341: 13th October: Keir Hardie v Nana Mouskouri
Who was helping Sylvia Pankhurst insert? What was the first thing a woman said in the Houses of Parliament? How much of an abbey Westminster Abbey? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Oct 12, 2020
13m
S1 Ep340: Edith Cavell v Everyone
How many people should there be in the world?How do you smuggle out a soldier? Can you wish that someone takes their own life? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
10m Oct 11, 2020
10m
S1 Ep340: 11th October: King John v Eleanor Roosevelt
What should you do with pigs that are too fat to eat? How long was the first spacewalk? Who was the giggliest king? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Oct 10, 2020
11m
S1 Ep340: 10th October: Mrs O'Leary's cow v Edith Piaf
How many Windscales make up a Chernobyl? Does Edith Piaf regrette being dead? What's Matthew Pinsent got to do with anything? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Oct 09, 2020
14m
S1 Ep339: 9th October: Roger Williams v Ini Kamoze
Look, if that title doesn't make you click, nothing will. With Jake Yapp, Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper.
16m Oct 09, 2020
16m
S1 Ep338: 8th October: Mr Buboes v Ardal O'Hanlan
Who was married to Mrs Goitre? Who branded their Willy? Who built a human cyclopede? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Oct 08, 2020
11m
S1 Ep337: 7th October: Leon Gambetta v Edgar Allan Poe
Why are all the worst people born today? How did Leon Gambetta escape the Prussian siege of Paris? Who's the best French pirate? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Oct 06, 2020
15m
S1 Ep336: 6th October: Queen Victoria v
Who is more generous than Queen Victoria? Is there anything worse than Hotmail? Who travelled 960 miles in 1777? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Oct 05, 2020
11m
S1 Ep335: 5th October: Louis the Pious v Timothy Treadwell
Who almost got the part of Woody in Cheers? Where does the phrase 'fifth column' come from? What did Louis the Pious do? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Oct 05, 2020
13m
S1 Ep334: 4th October: Arthur Conan-Doyle v You, The Listener
How do you get to be a presenter on Date Fight? Have the team organised the cake-orgies? Who's got the best Danny Dyer stories? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
20m Oct 04, 2020
20m
S1 Ep333: 3rd October: Vercengetorix v James Herriott
How long do you get for aggravated assault? Where is Shep buried? Where did Gaul surrender to the Romans? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Oct 03, 2020
14m
S1 Ep332: 2nd October: Rod Serling v the Washington Sniper
Why did Jake jiggle his head on a garage forecourt? Is Kraft's cheese worse than their television plays? Who's your favourite cross-dressing 18th century abbot?
17m Oct 02, 2020
17m
S1 Ep331: 1st October: Mrs Beeton v Jimmy Carter
Why did Jake Google Renoir's boobies? Who was attacked by a swamp rabbit? Who are our favourite cookbook authors? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
16m Oct 01, 2020
16m
S1 Ep330: 30th September: Roberto Clemente v Fish
How do you please a fish? Who rose from a harem to achieve wonderful things? Why is Natt talking about sport? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
16m Sep 30, 2020
16m
S1 Ep329: 29th September: Frederick II v Asterix
Who was Toutatis? What language did people speak in the Garden of Eden? Where has Lizzie attached her lips? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
16m Sep 28, 2020
16m
S1 Ep328: 28th September: General Cornwallis v William the Conqueror
Who abolished slavery in England? What was the first castle? Who couldn't even win a war against the insects? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Sep 28, 2020
11m
S1 Ep327: 27th September: Larry Page v Sergey Brin
Why are we going to have to pay the Beatles some money? What shouldn't you name your paddle steamer? Who was the best Pankhurst? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Sep 26, 2020
13m
S1 Ep326: 26th September: Ringo Starr v Margaret Thatcher
Who cares about Gibraltar? Who embarrassed the Queen? Is the Athenaeum the bit between the... never mind? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
13m Sep 26, 2020
13m
S1 Ep325: 25th September: Erich Maria Remarque v Revenge
Why hasn't Natt pluged his microphone in? And where was he last night? What accent is Jake doing? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & LIzzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Sep 24, 2020
15m
S1 Ep324: 24th September: Trudi Styler v Dr Seuss
What the actual f*** is going on? What's the best tantric stuff? Who's resigned most from the government? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Sep 23, 2020
11m
S1 Ep323: 23rd September: Zeppelina Williams v Makosi Musambasi
Who becomes a life coach? Do you want to become a Vicar of Date Fight? Who had an affair with Lord Curzon and wrote 28 screenplays? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
12m Sep 23, 2020
12m
S1 Ep322: 22nd September: Shaka Zulu v J.J. Abrams
Did Jake enjoy lost? How many Dead Sea Scrolls are there? Did Shaka Zulu have pliers? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
19m Sep 21, 2020
19m
S1 Ep321: 21st September: Caupo the Accursed v Jerry Hayes
Can we ever get enough Magellan chat? Where were the best Crusades? What does the Pope give as presents? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
15m Sep 20, 2020
15m
S1 Ep320: 20th September: Magellan v Garibaldi
Can you take unbagged garden waste to the Ragga Tip? Can we get through a story about Brazilians and jerky without being rude? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
11m Sep 19, 2020
11m
S1 Ep319: 19th September: Montauciel the Sheep v the Virgin Mary
Which of Mary's is biggest? What is the matter with Marlon Brando? Which of Lizzie's is bigger? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
14m Sep 18, 2020
14m
S1 Ep318: 18th September: Laurence Llewelyn Bowen v Blind Willie Johnson
Why did we have to strap St Joseph of Cupertino down? What is like having a nut on your chest? How quickly will today's episode devolve into filth? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
19m Sep 17, 2020
19m
S1 Ep317: 17th September: Benjamin Franklin v The Littlest Hobo
What was the Connecticut Compromise? What's it like to be a crime-solving alsatian? Has he finally snapped? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
5m Sep 16, 2020
5m
S1 Ep316: 16th September: Anarchists v Wall Street
Who used sash weights for bombs? Who got a new job because of all the bombings? Who commandeered a vehicle, just like in the movies? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date FIght!
5m Sep 16, 2020
5m
S1 Ep315: 15th September: Gilles de Rais v anything else
What serial killer did Edinburgh? Who did Joan of Arc do a fun run with? Is there any way of discussing this that is non-horrifying? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
6m Sep 14, 2020
6m
S1 Ep314: 14th September: President McKinley v bullets
Who was President McKinley? No, really, what did he do? Anything? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight! 
7m Sep 13, 2020
7m
S1 Ep313: 13th September: Phineas Gage v Lonesome George
What does tortoise taste like? What shouldn't you tamp explosives with? What was rushed to San Francisco as food to deal with the influx of people during the Gold Rush? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
9m Sep 13, 2020
9m